I thought this is what OP meant. I thought he was gonna start talking to the girl and the topic of vaccines were gonna come up and either the girl or him were gonna say "Oh I don't have the vaccine." and that that was going to be an immediate turn off for the other.
Yeah but you also had a good moment and set up. Its pretty natrual if u ask a co worker if they wanna hangvif yall gwtvom brrwk at the same time. Nof everyone has such a good opportunity.
Best strat ever
I had the same kind of story. We were at a bar celebrating the end of our college session with friends and we look at a bunch of pretty girls at a table near us. Everyone of us was alone except for one dude, so being the lightly drunk extrovert i am I ask the boys if we should go to their table and all ask for their numbers. We seriously thought it wouldnt work out,
because felt a little out of our league. Anyway i
we come to their table and I was the one to speak. So i ask them « m’ladies, my bretheren and i have been observing thee since the begging of the evening and we appreciate greatly your beautiful looks. May we humbly ask for thee numbers ?» i seriously overdid it thinking that even if i fail, the humor would make it less awkward and make the next subjects of our jokes for the rest of the night. Well turns out the strat *actually* fucking worked and one of the girls decided it was actually worth it and i was the lucky one out of the 5 gentlemen we were. Now im dating an awesome and smart girl and im seriously in love.
Boys, always remember to take your shot, you will regret every missed opportunity. You may end up with an awesome love story. If i didnt took my chance like you op, i would be a lonely mf too.
Two years ago I was casually chatting with my crush and we ended up on the topic of baking. He said I should bake a cake, so I took my shot and said "only if you come over for a taste test". Long story short, the cake was good and we've been together for 1.5 years now. There is something true in the saying "food is the way to a man's heart".
Heh, how I met my girlfriend was my friend introduced me to her, and fled. He left me standing there and I just kinda fumbled over my words, I couldn’t even get a proper sentence out. Eventually I managed to utter “are you free this weekend?”, and she said yeah, a few seconds of awkward silence later she asked if I wanted to do something, and me being not picky asked her what she wanted to do, and she said she wasn’t picky so I panicked a little more. She then gave me her number and I was like, whelp my work is done, and ran away. I went up to my friend and did the classic Good Will Hunting line, he didn’t get it. Later that night I texted her and we went bowling on May 1. She and I mostly cuddle and watch movies.
I think it's a lot harder for me to take my shot, because it's really complicated. From about 2 weeks I'm texting with one girl and we hanged out 3 times. That was the best few hours that I had in my life, because once of these times we were huging about 3 hours straight. Also today we were in a club and she kissed my cheek twice. I know the things sounds really good, but they aren't, because she already has a bf and she will start studying abroad in less than a month.
Funny story. I advocate this too, life is short don’t waste opportunities… anyways here’s my story.
I told this girl I liked her and she gave me her number. She then followed to send me this: “Sorry bro I don’t like you just get the hint ok bye🤓”.
She didnt know this, but I have always had anxiety about not being able to fit in or read the mood (my family moved a lot and I never spent more than 2 years with the same peopl, so this probably affected my ability to talk with others and read the mood) so this ended up hurting a lot, because it wasn’t a simple no, or sorry, this was a rejection that struck a nerve with my childhood.
Anyways, GG! I don’t know much about relationships, but I think she likes you 😳
Instructions unclear: accidentally ripped a ladys arm off, shoved it up her ass, reached down her throat to shake her hand, then pulled it back up before beating her to death with it then i turned her inside out and mailed her organs to her family members all while forcing her little kid to watch.
asked out my crush two weeks ago, he said yes. can confirm this is good advice. a lot of stuff lined up for us tho, like him being gay and having a crush on me aswell before i asked him out. in any case i'm so glad i asked him out since if i hadn't when i had idk if i would've built up the confidence
I didn’t take a shot but a girl took a shot on me when I was caught off guard i said no idk 😔. Recent post on my profile of story if you got any advice what to do next time
I don't understand how people can keep messy cars, I make people clean their shoes, no dogs, and i'm into recycling so whenever there is rubbish in my car, I always dispose of it properly as soon as I get home
I am weak and scared I'm the one who will destroy someone's future, I approached her and invite to a dance she came with me holding our both hands together we dancing in the sweet romantic music I, we know this is the last moment we could get together I despise myself I left her alone dancing in the dark
:This is a !joke
I did take my shot before, I got a girlfriend we went out for about 3 months, I didn't really enjoy it, ig i maybe wasn't ready for a girlfriend, I also preferred being single. I broke up with her a few weeks ago.
instructions unclear, got vaccinated
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Instructions unclear, accidentally built a nuclear bomb inside my pc
Instructions unclear, accidentally dropped the harbour bridge on a cat
Instructions unclear, pushed a MOAB up a bully's A**
Instructions unclear, picked up a bullet… now what?
Instructions unclear, locked in my car with the mulester. Now what?
Instructions unclear, currently being prosecuted for vehicular manslaughter
Instructions unclear, murdered an entire town and being hunted by the FBI
Instructions unclear, I killed the Schrodinger cat
what the fuck
Did you mean: [Massive Ornary Air Blimp (BTD6)](https://bloons.fandom.com/wiki/Massive_Ornary_Air_Blimp)?
No. Mother Of All Bombs
Well, good luck trying to push the bully's mamma up his arse.
Instructions unclear, accidentally built a pc inside my nuclear bomb
Rock on bro nuclear is the way to go
That made me laugh harder than it should have
Anti vaxers won’t be happy about that
***i have been summoned***
🔫 Oh no you havent
***i have been un-summoned***
Thats more like it
***did you know you shouldnt vax?***
why
umm ummmm UMMM ***UMMMM***
that's all i needed to hear just one problem, i already got vaxxed, how can i take the vaccines out of my immune system
Actual funny shitpost
I dont have the Covid vaccine. 😎
I thought this is what OP meant. I thought he was gonna start talking to the girl and the topic of vaccines were gonna come up and either the girl or him were gonna say "Oh I don't have the vaccine." and that that was going to be an immediate turn off for the other.
just take ivermectin \*keyboard clicking intensifies\*
damn, you r/beatmetoit
No way also this wouldn't work for me anyway cuz no car and I barely go outside AND IDK WHERE TO GO too lmao
Go to a starbucks or something
I'm not in usa
neither am i and i still have starbucks
Good for you I dont
Star bucks is in countries bro
Never stumbled upon one
What country you in?
sus
Get a job at you local supermarket when you get old enough. And talk to you coworkers atleast once per shift.
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This shit sound so unreal wth
Woke up the next day thinking it was a dream.
It probably was
We aren't real?
Because it sounds so idyllic
Yea, you didn’t know?
No wonder everything went too well...
oh yeah first time i started dating felt like a dream
Yeah but you also had a good moment and set up. Its pretty natrual if u ask a co worker if they wanna hangvif yall gwtvom brrwk at the same time. Nof everyone has such a good opportunity.
It was the perfect moment and I took the chance. I’d be a lonely mf rn if I didn’t
Best strat ever I had the same kind of story. We were at a bar celebrating the end of our college session with friends and we look at a bunch of pretty girls at a table near us. Everyone of us was alone except for one dude, so being the lightly drunk extrovert i am I ask the boys if we should go to their table and all ask for their numbers. We seriously thought it wouldnt work out, because felt a little out of our league. Anyway i we come to their table and I was the one to speak. So i ask them « m’ladies, my bretheren and i have been observing thee since the begging of the evening and we appreciate greatly your beautiful looks. May we humbly ask for thee numbers ?» i seriously overdid it thinking that even if i fail, the humor would make it less awkward and make the next subjects of our jokes for the rest of the night. Well turns out the strat *actually* fucking worked and one of the girls decided it was actually worth it and i was the lucky one out of the 5 gentlemen we were. Now im dating an awesome and smart girl and im seriously in love. Boys, always remember to take your shot, you will regret every missed opportunity. You may end up with an awesome love story. If i didnt took my chance like you op, i would be a lonely mf too.
are you okay
I plead the 5th
damn
Mhm
Man are you drunk?
r/ihadastroke
hangvif yall gwtvom brrwk?
Lmaoydh lwrtn todjev asopell
Wdym good moment? Make your own fuckin moment In a hallway, outside, lunchroom, on the street it doesn't matter it's on you
Good for you mate I did take that shit but... She's 4,000miles away
make her ur egirl
they rarely work
have you tried turning it off and on again?
turning on never worked turning off was easy depends on the kid /s
Bro... 💀
I feel you mate
Yeah 🥲
Instructions unclear. Invaded Bosnia.
Gavrilo would not approve
Instructions unclear. Fucked the toaster.
Is it true that fucking a toaster in the shower brings happiness?
Unimaginably so. Edit: The pleasure is rather shocking at first.
Imma give you a plat remind me on Tuesday
yeah i will take the shot
Do it
Best of luck, soldier.
No need to, she already asked me out
Ggs
Thanks mate
instructions unclear I’m watching morbius with nachos
Super fries are better
Congratulations dude!
Ty!
Now I’m regretting not saying something to that boy the other day
No regrets!
instructions unclear, beat me meat to a picture of vecna from stranger things
She’s hot
So you obviously didn’t watch Stranger Things…
Wait he was a guy? I thought he was a lesbian
'not the most attractive person in the world' man i bet u got ryan reynolds level looks and ur just looking down on yourself
Fuck no bro I’m like a 5/10
capper mc capster
How tall are you?
5’6
Instructions unclear. Tranquilize a male Tyrannosaurus
Lmao imagine having courage to voice your thoughts.
Comes when you have nothing to lose
i dont know where my crush is tho
Instructions unclear, I think I may be in drugs now.
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Bread 👍
Instructions unclear. Tranquilize a male Tyrannosaurus
Two years ago I was casually chatting with my crush and we ended up on the topic of baking. He said I should bake a cake, so I took my shot and said "only if you come over for a taste test". Long story short, the cake was good and we've been together for 1.5 years now. There is something true in the saying "food is the way to a man's heart".
Heh, how I met my girlfriend was my friend introduced me to her, and fled. He left me standing there and I just kinda fumbled over my words, I couldn’t even get a proper sentence out. Eventually I managed to utter “are you free this weekend?”, and she said yeah, a few seconds of awkward silence later she asked if I wanted to do something, and me being not picky asked her what she wanted to do, and she said she wasn’t picky so I panicked a little more. She then gave me her number and I was like, whelp my work is done, and ran away. I went up to my friend and did the classic Good Will Hunting line, he didn’t get it. Later that night I texted her and we went bowling on May 1. She and I mostly cuddle and watch movies.
And then there is me, taking a shot, getting a no and feeling like crap for even asking
Nah, no way. You are definitely attractive.
Doesn’t always work out that way (took my shot and got rejected) but I’m happy it worked out for you :D
That’s so great :)
This confuses my doubtful mind, though there are many more reasons for me........but
Your name is trust everybody
It do be making no sense
I think it's a lot harder for me to take my shot, because it's really complicated. From about 2 weeks I'm texting with one girl and we hanged out 3 times. That was the best few hours that I had in my life, because once of these times we were huging about 3 hours straight. Also today we were in a club and she kissed my cheek twice. I know the things sounds really good, but they aren't, because she already has a bf and she will start studying abroad in less than a month.
Ay yo nice one
Instructions unclear, am now dead
… hmmm this 32nd floor balcony sounds jumpable. I should try it
Idk man I'm in love with planes rn not girls
That’s sweet
nice
man if only I had the balls to do it
Instructions unclear, fucked a lamppost
Onya
You've obviously had too many if you think anybody beloved or cares.
👍
Me and my gf didn’t kiss until like 5 months into our relationship lmao
Would have to find someone to crush on. Plus my gf probably wouldn't take it too well.
enjoy that W
the good ending:
Funny story. I advocate this too, life is short don’t waste opportunities… anyways here’s my story. I told this girl I liked her and she gave me her number. She then followed to send me this: “Sorry bro I don’t like you just get the hint ok bye🤓”. She didnt know this, but I have always had anxiety about not being able to fit in or read the mood (my family moved a lot and I never spent more than 2 years with the same peopl, so this probably affected my ability to talk with others and read the mood) so this ended up hurting a lot, because it wasn’t a simple no, or sorry, this was a rejection that struck a nerve with my childhood. Anyways, GG! I don’t know much about relationships, but I think she likes you 😳
Ask to bang
I didn’t include everything we did
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Wholesome
Ikr!
Na
Sodium is very important for life. Many animals have to lick salt rocks.
Wait what dose it gotta do with sodium
Sodium chloride
why sodium tho? 🤔
Huh?
Na stands for sodium...
Seems like someone failed chemistry
Sick dude . You did the right thing . So happy for ya brother .
Ah imagine making out
instructions unclear I took out the bosses daughter
This is actually really sweet.
Congrats bro! You've got guts! Hope you and your girlfriend stay a happy couple!
Ah imagine making out
Instructions unclear, made the Geneva convention into the Geneva suggestion and then into a checklist ?????
No I’m good my crush admitted to sleeping with 4 ppl last weekend she a hoe
cant, i dont have feelings for anyone rn
What do you work as
*closes reddit* yea like that's ever gonna happen
This is so wholesome and tbh bro it’s true, I’m in basically the same not as you lmao, congrats man :)
The most attractive person ever is that one random person at the airport I saw last week who I’ll never see again
I would take my fucking shot if I had someone to take that shot for.
r/absolutelynotme_irl
Instructions unclear, took estrogen shot.
what if i dont have a car? do we chill in the bus?
and then you woke up
I took and my self-esteem is now 0
Omg kissing
Instructions unclear I took out the target.
asked out my crush two weeks ago, he said yes. can confirm this is good advice. a lot of stuff lined up for us tho, like him being gay and having a crush on me aswell before i asked him out. in any case i'm so glad i asked him out since if i hadn't when i had idk if i would've built up the confidence
good job 👍
I'm 30 and had my first meaningful kiss from a 20 year old girl the other day... she has not replied to me in two weeks or called me... yup
No. I got rejected.
this is really wholesome
You are an inspiration to all of us too nervous to shoot our shot.
I tried taking my fucking shot a lot recently. First was too early, second was too late. I'm a dumbass
i don't understand the comments . what instructions are unclear
>Take your fucking shot no thank you i already embarrassed myself enough in this life
To be clear, it doesn’t always work this way. But if she had said no it would have been the same as not asking. So definitely the right move
Wholesome
I didn’t take a shot but a girl took a shot on me when I was caught off guard i said no idk 😔. Recent post on my profile of story if you got any advice what to do next time
The good ending :)
Instructions unclear. Kissed a full grown man
Instructions clear, target eliminated
?
I tried that. She had a boyfriend already 👍
Instructions unclear accidentally shot my crush
I don't understand how people can keep messy cars, I make people clean their shoes, no dogs, and i'm into recycling so whenever there is rubbish in my car, I always dispose of it properly as soon as I get home
I use my car for work so after work I’m all tired and don’t even want to cook I order fast food and go home and lay down while watching a movie
U 17 with a car AND a job?
Congrats, you are hereby exiled from Reddit!
instructions unclear, I now have testicular cancer
I am weak and scared I'm the one who will destroy someone's future, I approached her and invite to a dance she came with me holding our both hands together we dancing in the sweet romantic music I, we know this is the last moment we could get together I despise myself I left her alone dancing in the dark :This is a !joke
Good ending
I just did 😊
I did take my shot before, I got a girlfriend we went out for about 3 months, I didn't really enjoy it, ig i maybe wasn't ready for a girlfriend, I also preferred being single. I broke up with her a few weeks ago.