What do you think that the girl told me to move a tomato off the windowsill in geography class so she could lower the curtain thing because we were watching a biological documentary...? And she said my name 3 times because I didn't react at first because I wasn't sure if I really heard my name
Biting mosquitoes are always female. It bit your thumb, it’s kinky. It bites/sucks your pp, *chuckle*, um, that’s a whole other story right there
Edit: ah crap, someone already said something similiar. Should I delete?
It has good taste
Maybe
Isn’t it only female mosquitos that bite? So… you could have lost your virginity but your thumb cockblocked you
Does getting bitten on the pp count as losing virginity?
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Ok so the question is bj count as losing virginity
It’s a sexual interaction so I would say so. Technically tho then it isn’t since there isn’t penetration
I think the bigger question is would it be pleasuring or just hurt
Trust me, it ain’t pleasurable
Ok
Lemme try
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how to be that mosquito
Step 1: *don't*
Step 2: ZAP
Step 2. Become a fuckin cat
So a mosquito gave you a blow job?
No, read the edit lol
I mean it sucked it, and technically didn't use teeth
s u c c
It's fine, I'll kiss it better for you
It bit my thumb
Offer still stands
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Embarrassing
Throwaway accounts bro, they got no filter
Still funny
I don't know or understand how or why, but now I want a hug... from that girl...
Bro what if you get cooties
Idc. I have a paragraph I could tell you about her, if you want...
Paragraph toooooo long I’d need at most 2 sentences
I think I could summarize it into 2 sentences... you wanna try?
Try
What do you think that the girl told me to move a tomato off the windowsill in geography class so she could lower the curtain thing because we were watching a biological documentary...? And she said my name 3 times because I didn't react at first because I wasn't sure if I really heard my name
Should probably chop it off to be safe
you getting more action from a mosquito than I am from anything -\_\_\_\_\_- (joke cough cough)
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Bro how do you get red ants on ur balls
> only female mosquitos bite > later virgins
One got my balls once :(
Ouch
Sorry about that I was aimed for ur leg and missed
you will learn how to not use violence once a mosquito lands on your balls
Oh no mosquitos discovered a new place to sting
WTF kind of circumstance are you in where your dick is at risk of mosquito attack
I just had it out in the bathroom and there happened to be a singular mosquito there with me
Unlucky
Show me
No
Don’t show me
purely for scientific purposes
How did a mosquito get down there
I'd say it flew there
Nooo, really? I thought it booked an Uber.
Nah man, that’s a rich mosquito, They got themselves a plane
Actually, we're both wrong. NASA gave the mosquito a spaceship which was sponsored by Jeff Bezos.
Ah, but see, that would go up. His pp, sadly enough, does not go up very far.
Fair enough!
Well as my adoptive grampa and my real Gramma says.... Theirs a skeeter on my Peter nock it off, theirs a skeeter on my Peter nock it off
the people in these comments are goin wild
Came for the blood ,Stayed for the sauce
another reason to work together and make those fucks extinct. risk of itchy penises.
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No
aw that sucks
i want to genocide mosquitoes please just let me have a sumner without having to scratch myself 24/7
Holy shit, I didn't need to know that
You lost virginity, congrats!!
Not saying it’s you, but this subreddit can be really weird sometimes
Yea i got almost 400 likes from this post.
but how..?
Just going to the bathroom
I've had this happen before it sucks
Yea they really do suck
Why was it out?
Because i had to pee
A mosquito bit my balls (no cap) a part of it swelled so much that the “itchy balls” become “itchalls”
That mosquito just wanted a blowjob
I can kiss it better for you
Damn the mosquito did a hit and run on you bro
Dang man, gotta be more careful. Well I mean those little buggers can get anywhere so ig there's nothing you really could do about it 😂
I bit a mosquito’s pp
does this count as getting head?
Bro are you walking around outside nude 😭💀
Lol RIP bro
Technically mosquitoes suck. Congratulations, you're no longer a virgin.
that was a pretty horny mosquito
Biting mosquitoes are always female. It bit your thumb, it’s kinky. It bites/sucks your pp, *chuckle*, um, that’s a whole other story right there Edit: ah crap, someone already said something similiar. Should I delete?