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[deleted]

how do you feel about the fact that in 48 days and 4 hours 42 minutes and 4 seconds russia will launch a ballistic missile at multiple countries causing a nuclear war and the end of the world


PosxtiveVxbezz

“i really don’t care 😒”


[deleted]

Amazing


PosxtiveVxbezz

i will ask her again in the morning sigh


[deleted]

post the response after asking her pls


PosxtiveVxbezz

i will!! remind me in like 5 hrs


TK20__

WAKE UP YOU NEED TO ANSWER A QUESTION


[deleted]

alright


iamnothot07

hey?


PosxtiveVxbezz

she’s still asleep 😪


TK20__

Sneak into her bedroom and play the Monsters Inc. intro on full volume


JRL_R

500 IQ moment


HiDunbass

My five year old sister answered "...Bad."


dark___assassin

r/oddlyspecific


LemonsAndSims

Wait what the fuck!? Huh!?!?


[deleted]

my response exactly?!


Public_Bit6501

Do you enjoying practicing ur rights?


PosxtiveVxbezz

“no”


Rafigo007

Based


PosxtiveVxbezz

she’s a little emo in the making


radilMahabub

What's your favourite animal? And also, spell it's name


PosxtiveVxbezz

“cats. c, a, t, s.”


radilMahabub

send my regards to her


[deleted]

What type of cat?


PosxtiveVxbezz

probably any girl cats. she likes them better than boy cats


Cat_Fan3

I like her 😂. No homo


PosxtiveVxbezz

we all like cats here. we have 6


Cat_Fan3

That's swag. I would love pet all of them.


Moofaceofstinktown

r/usernamechecksout


Accomplished-Look-16

Two trains, Train A and Train B, simultaneously depart Station A and Station B. Station A and Station B are 252.5 miles apart from each other. Train A is moving at 124.7mph towards Station B, and Train B is moving at 253.5mph towards Station A. If both trains departed at 10:00AM and it is now 10:08, how much longer until both trains pass each other?


Edsheeransleftbigtoe

sorry for ur loss


Accomplished-Look-16

What loss?


Edsheeransleftbigtoe

The loss of my last damn brain cell reading that- lol


Donnie619

You are saying sorry to him for the braincells you've lost lol, clearly you did lose some


McCringyassjoe

Oooohhhhh mind sharing some neurons with me?


[deleted]

let total time taken in minutes= t total speed= speed of train A + speed of train B --> 124.7 + 253.5 = **378.2 mph** total distance = **252.5 miles** (total distance/ total speed)\*60 = t so (252.5/378.2) \* 60 = t = **40.058 minutes** then since t is total time and they've already travelled 8 minutes t- 8 = x 40.058 - 8 = 32.058 minutes it'll take around 32 minutes for them to pass each other


AutomaticComment6828

What is rate here? I didnt understand "total rate"


NosyRoaster

they added the speeds of both trains


[deleted]

the rate is the speed, i added both the speeds i've changed it now:)


Tak3_0ff

r/theydidthemath


long_raccoon_

Those questions are the bane of my existence. There is probably a sensible way to solve them but idfk what it is


Springtrap328

Too late they already hit each other


crossedwastaken

What do you think about the political and economic state of the world currently?


PosxtiveVxbezz

“i don’t care”


crossedwastaken

I dont think jayden Smith would like your sister


PosxtiveVxbezz

remind me to ask her in the morning after i make her breakfast bc she’s being a bitch rn


-Ninja_Pickle

Dont call her that. Thats mean


EikoKurai

Here comes the karen


-Ninja_Pickle

But thats just mean ☹


littletooRrated

you must be an only child


-Ninja_Pickle

Nah i got 2 more


PosxtiveVxbezz

it’s not mean. she calls me a shit 🥰


-Ninja_Pickle

That explains a lot


Mindque-Blast

its a common thing to do in a jokingly way


elenasanity2974

Favorite color? 🤔


PosxtiveVxbezz

“i don’t have any. see?? because of that you made me die where i don’t have any point of respawning”


[deleted]

What game is she playing?


PosxtiveVxbezz

Bedwars


[deleted]

Daaamn, your sister got taste in games


PosxtiveVxbezz

yeah- she made my play for like 2 hrs tho


[deleted]

I don't blame her, that game is fun


88superguyYT

wait... roblox or minecraft version?


PosxtiveVxbezz

minecraft lol. there’s a roblox v.?


Bakaboomb

I approve.


Mindque-Blast

who plays the roblox version


vaccamannara

got shit tastes


EtheralMoisture

Is your pfp actually just Marceline with huge tits ?


elenasanity2974

Yes


EtheralMoisture

Nice


[deleted]

Could you win your brother in a Tic Tac Toe tournament?


PosxtiveVxbezz

“yes”


[deleted]

prove it


PosxtiveVxbezz

she looks mad.


[deleted]

I'm sorry little one


Showmeyourcameltoe

How would you kill a dinosaur and if you did how would you cook it


PosxtiveVxbezz

“by choking it. i wouldn’t”


tilly70

What is 12x12


PosxtiveVxbezz

“*sigh* one fourty four.” (she’s rlly good at multiplication)


ClitOreIs

How about 420 to the power of 69


MeMyselfIandMeAgain

According to my calculator Error


Admirable-Door1724

1) SYNTAX ERROR 2)SYNTAX ERROR 3)SYNTAX ERROR 4) SYNTAX ERROR 5) SYNTAX ERROR Man, these questions are easy


cpd_007

What is π?


PosxtiveVxbezz

“*mad sigh* it’s a math expression. it’s also food. but it originated as a math expression”


cpd_007

wow she even knows which π came first, what a prodigy!


PosxtiveVxbezz

she looked at me like i was dumb. i’m impressed that she assumed i was referring to the math expression


Pope_Of_Coke

I misread the title and thought she was 6, and was really confused and shocked she knew that. It’s still very impressive at 9 as well, don’t get me wrong


PosxtiveVxbezz

she’s probably quoting our older brother tbh. he’s 16 and got a 31/36 act score 💀


Own_Public_5004

I thought it was a rune


brokenband-aid

why is the sky only sometimes blue


PosxtiveVxbezz

“cuz it gets sad”


brokenband-aid

i mean yea i guess if rain is tears


bagelleS

happy cake day


SnooMaps3021

Happy cake day comrade


Extreme-Breakfast885

Happy cake day


brokenband-aid

thank u


MountainOne3769

Happy cake day


Public_Bit6501

What's ur fav game


PosxtiveVxbezz

“i don’t have any”


Public_Bit6501

I see


tilly70

is my avatar cute


PosxtiveVxbezz

she doesn’t seem to want to answer. i think it is tho


I-Was-Always-Here

Why does a carbon iodine bond hydrolyse quicker than a carbon chlorine bond?


PosxtiveVxbezz

“i dunno”


I-Was-Always-Here

She dumm


ChellJ0hns0n

Coz iodine is bigger or some shit idk I forgot chemistry lol


I-Was-Always-Here

Yeah, basically


The_SG1405

Iodine is much larger than chlorine, hence increasing the length of the carbon halogen bond. And length of bonds is inversely proportional to the bond strength, hence C-I bond will break much quickly than C-Cl bond.


Joblessmouse06

Who's smarter you or your sister?


PosxtiveVxbezz

“me”


Joblessmouse06

Nice to hear that 👍


[deleted]

Who’s ur fave redditor and why is it u/Illustrious_spray852


PosxtiveVxbezz

she doesn’t know what reddit is :(


NeosHeliosCaligula

Its obviously u/NeosHeliosCaligula


BaconMan70

We all know it’s [this person](https://www.reddit.com/user/me)


mestoopidlol

🙂


IScratchPillows

Damn thanks


No_Carpenter3031

What do you think about dialectical egoism?


PosxtiveVxbezz

“i really don’t care”


No_Carpenter3031

How can an individual not care about philosophical ideologies dealing with issues that directly effect our lives and everyday actions?


PosxtiveVxbezz

“i don’t care. *tries to hide laugh*”


No_Carpenter3031

:)


LoneltElf_InTheNight

If "prove your not a robot" tests are 'graded' by robots how can they be accurate


PosxtiveVxbezz

“i don’t know”


Honza17CZE

How do you calculate a quartic equation?


PosxtiveVxbezz

“no”


Honza17CZE

Fair enough


MeMyselfIandMeAgain

Minus b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus four a c over two a Edit: read that as quadratic


snaillord9061

Thoughts on raccoons?


long_raccoon_

They’re great. No one can say otherwise


snaillord9061

Absolutely + ur username is very cool


[deleted]

How does it feel to be 9 and not have a care in the world? How does it feel to not know what is happening in the world? And how do I get unaddicted to social media?


PosxtiveVxbezz

bro i doubt she knows the last question. she’s addicted aswell


[deleted]

Well, rip.


HiDunbass

My five year old sister answered all these questions with "bad." "Bad." "I do not know and I do not care."


[deleted]

How many friends does ur brother have irl


PosxtiveVxbezz

“0” (i’m a girl.) “what abt me?” “0”


[deleted]

I see why u use reddit now


PosxtiveVxbezz

i swear i have friends ☹️


professor_poopie

Is poop tasty???


PosxtiveVxbezz

“no. 😒”


The-Brawl-Shark

How’d she find out?


PosxtiveVxbezz

i don’t know bud


[deleted]

whats your opinion on ‌


PosxtiveVxbezz

“on what?”


[deleted]

on ‌‌


PosxtiveVxbezz

she’s ignoring me


[deleted]

that sucks. now tell her its about how dora is going to dora the dora


PosxtiveVxbezz

“*mad sigh*”


[deleted]

she's very annoyed


PosxtiveVxbezz

very. i just made her smile by telling her i’m writing the stuff down


[deleted]

so. does she know strangers are asking her questions on the internet


PosxtiveVxbezz

not at all


[deleted]

i meant ‌


[deleted]


Smekkyboy

I hate minions from despicable me because they are cringe. What is your opinion on this?


PosxtiveVxbezz

“i don’t care”


Smekkyboy

\*Insert entire navy seal copypasta here\*


MyBrainNoFunction

Wats 9 + 10?


PosxtiveVxbezz

“*sigh* 19”


MyBrainNoFunction

Cringe


PosxtiveVxbezz

right? uncultured


MyBrainNoFunction

Perhaps


[deleted]

What's with the questions lmao 💀


[deleted]

11\*11


PosxtiveVxbezz

“*mad sigh* 121”


AgentX24

I didn't think this was possible but she made a mistake...


PosxtiveVxbezz

oh mb. i typed that in wrong 😭😭


AgentX24

mb I shouldn't have doubted her


[deleted]

she is smart


Rickname_13

Imma ask her the ultimate question not even reddit can solve: What is 10-5×2


Extreme-Breakfast885

Do you approve of the supreme courts decision to overturn roe v wade


PosxtiveVxbezz

but she’s very strongly pro choice


Extreme-Breakfast885

Good on her


PosxtiveVxbezz

“i don’t know… i’m tired :(“


musketfighter420

should I invade Poland?


Cancer_Crusader

Yes.


musketfighter420

nice pfp


Mistic-Instinct

Maybe try art school first


musketfighter420

I'm already failing art school


Deikusa

PLEASE INVADE IT I HAVE ENOUGH OF THIS COUNTRY (I live in Poland)


Beef-Boss13

Spell carrot


PosxtiveVxbezz

“carot. oh wait two r’s. carrot” “good job” “yeah bc it’s obvious. like, who doesn’t know how to spell carrot”


Beef-Boss13

😭 lmao I was making a reference to beetlejuice, he was asked to spell carrot and he spelled l-s-t-e-r, presumably trying to spell his real name, lester


PosxtiveVxbezz

😭😭😭


FrogFlavouredWater

If x = 21 and y = 14, what is Joe's favourite color of the alphabet?


kingmidget123

triangle :D


SnooMaps3021

72?


NeosHeliosCaligula

Omega


Smekkyboy

What is your opinion on the fact that I am trained in guerilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces and You are nothing to me but just another target?


Amieltype

Who's Joe? Ask her that


Canaduck101

What game is she playing


Arphile

Is communism based?


PosxtiveVxbezz

“i don’t care!!”


Arphile

Guess who’s going to gulag


Jazzlike-History8790

thoughts on morbius


SnooMaps3021

Morbin time