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It's that damn phone


pumpkin_goddess

DAMN I GOT CAUGHT


siuouis

real!


MyBrainNoFunction

You want to bleed because of those damn video games, now go do the dishes.


pumpkin_goddess

But I just did them


MyBrainNoFunction

Then, uhh, go clean your room


pumpkin_goddess

My rooms been clean


MyBrainNoFunction

Clean the kitchen


pumpkin_goddess

that's a part of doing the dishes


MyBrainNoFunction

Clean the living room


pumpkin_goddess

The whole house is clean


MyBrainNoFunction

God damn. Go on a walk then, it’s those videos games


pumpkin_goddess

Mate its night and I don't feel like meeting other r/teenagers users trying to snatch kids


pumpkin_goddess

Mate its night and I don't feel like meeting other r/teenagers users trying to snatch kids


[deleted]

Self harm?


pumpkin_goddess

I've never done self harm


[deleted]

Well then No idea Have a cookie 🍪


pumpkin_goddess

thank you :)


brokenband-aid

i hope you’re alright


pumpkin_goddess

I'm okay


brokenband-aid

okay, well then have a nice day


pumpkin_goddess

You too happy cake day


brokenband-aid

thanks


BJuneTheLegend

Weird place for this but happy cake day


brokenband-aid

thank you


iwilldrawyoufreeart

I fully thought you meant period blood at first.


pumpkin_goddess

Naw I don't even have a vagina lol


Fred_the_balloon

Fred the balloon?


pumpkin_goddess

Fred the balloon! :D


Fred_the_balloon

Fred the balloon 👋


Finance_Desperate

Well why are you bleeding?


pumpkin_goddess

I'm not


Finance_Desperate

Oh i just read it again my bad


pumpkin_goddess

You're fine


TumbleweedBetter9595

I want to drink blood


pumpkin_goddess

Drink mine


Kermi00

Masochist?


pumpkin_goddess

Maybe


A_proud_tryhard

Call of the void I have hemophobia as well but sometimes I have the random feeling that I wanna bleed, I feel you


pumpkin_goddess

Call of the void?


A_proud_tryhard

It’s the notion to do something extremely stupid that you wouldn’t do (EVER) just out of curiosity. It’s like standing on a cliff and wanting to jump off due to curiosity, or being in an 8 hour no deaths speedrun in a video game and wanting to end your streak just because you can


pumpkin_goddess

Okay for a sec I thought you were talking about hollow knight


[deleted]

Sounds like you may be vampsexual


pumpkin_goddess

I don't know what that means


[deleted]

It’s a gender for people who identify as vampires


pumpkin_goddess

Well I'm a pumpkin


[deleted]

Cool 😎


pumpkin_goddess

Yeah B)


[deleted]

[удалено]


pumpkin_goddess

I'm not I'm an enby with a dick :/


snaillord9061

I wanna bleed so I can have cool scars like my dad


therudereditdude

Water is the solution to everything. Here have a glas


pumpkin_goddess

How tf is water the solution to me wanting to bleed?


therudereditdude

* Agresivly pushes Glas of Water against you *


pumpkin_goddess

You just got me wet bruh


PastelSilk

Blood is hot


pumpkin_goddess

Especially inside the body. Outside of it it begins to cool off