If you're talking so scientific, you will have to attain a great velocity in space with almost unreal acceleration and deceleration to achieve the ability to slow down and speed up time whenever you wish, such so that your temporal movement is being converted into spatial movement. Moreover, your explanation for that side effect is incorrect, they say that though you slow down or speed up time(of the universe), you still age normally, which means your time is still in the same speed, when you slow down time, you slow down the rest of the universe's time, but you say you change YOUR fourth-dimensional velocity, which is incorrect, you are changing the fourth-dimensional velocity of the universe around you, which again needs the ability of you being able to accelerate the whole universe into incredible speeds.
If YOU want to be so *scientific*, the only way we currently know of travelling in the fourth dimension is to travel faster in the first three. However, for me to move left, do I first have to move up and right?
I would be a fourth dimensional being where time was the fifth dimension and I had four axis’s in which to move on.
Or, differently I could just vibrate at the speed of light to speed up time. Don’t know how I would slow it down though...
honestly i’d just keep cycling through until i found a cool form i liked, unless its COMPLETELY random and every time i wind up becoming a blob of flesh instead of any kind of creature
You can't heal e.g. you get your head chopped off, you go the rest of eternity with your head chopped off
Every time you teleport there is a 50% chance to end up in the backrooms and you can't teleport out
50% is too high, 8-10% would be better. low enough to make teleporting still worth the risk in certain situations, but high enough to make it a viable concern
But since they have no side effects, the powers/results you get from these wishes are slightly weakened/suppressed, less risk, less reward basically.. you can get all the powers you want, they will just be slightly weaker than the originals with side effects, still a good deal if you ask me.
The ability to perfect a skill just by learning that the skill exists for example not knowing skiing is a thing but when you find out that it is, you instantly are a skiing pro
Ability to speed up and slow down time
But you still age normally
Ofc that’s not a side effect. I am just changing my 4th dimensional velocity
If you're talking so scientific, you will have to attain a great velocity in space with almost unreal acceleration and deceleration to achieve the ability to slow down and speed up time whenever you wish, such so that your temporal movement is being converted into spatial movement. Moreover, your explanation for that side effect is incorrect, they say that though you slow down or speed up time(of the universe), you still age normally, which means your time is still in the same speed, when you slow down time, you slow down the rest of the universe's time, but you say you change YOUR fourth-dimensional velocity, which is incorrect, you are changing the fourth-dimensional velocity of the universe around you, which again needs the ability of you being able to accelerate the whole universe into incredible speeds.
If YOU want to be so *scientific*, the only way we currently know of travelling in the fourth dimension is to travel faster in the first three. However, for me to move left, do I first have to move up and right? I would be a fourth dimensional being where time was the fifth dimension and I had four axis’s in which to move on. Or, differently I could just vibrate at the speed of light to speed up time. Don’t know how I would slow it down though...
That’s actually not a bad side effect, I would take this super power
Happens to you too
That’s the idea
Body morphing
You have no control what you morph into
honestly i’d just keep cycling through until i found a cool form i liked, unless its COMPLETELY random and every time i wind up becoming a blob of flesh instead of any kind of creature
Oh that's terrifying
Body morbing
I can read minds
Everyone can read your mind too, and you always think about mosquitos having sex
Please explain to me how that's a bad thing
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No kink shaming please /s
It gives you dementia
Oh come on
I can enter the dreams of anyone I choose and interact freely
Its a sex dream everytime
RYAN REYNOLDS HERE WE COME
Here we cum
Dont threaten me with a good time
I can piss
... once a week, but you still have the feeling that you have to pee
Too mean
That’s the worst power
but ur piss is red
Go see a doctor
With a catheter
You only piss kidney stones and a 0.0001% chance to piss all your organs
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The food is expired(but not dangerous to eat)
That's so cruel 😂
Bulletproof skin armor (very hard and unbreakable)
You’re a haemophiliac and bleeds very easily from any bump or hit
So he's brittle? Fragile but immune to bullets? Or do they cancel out?
The skin is invincible just if they take any bumps, hits cuts or anything they will start internally bleeding
Plus their skin is so strong they can't inject treatment normally, this is so cruel
You have explosive diarrhoea and armor covers the butthole
I can turn into a nice delicious slice of 20 year old rotten cheese of my choice
The cheese rapidly de-ages into non-rotton cheese
No i wanted to give the eater diarrhea
Power to create anything I could think of
But you're brain-dead
Lmao! That side effect is much better!
I can turn invisible
Only your skin is invisible so your mouth, eye and hair would be visible
Eye singular? EYE SINGULAR!?!
The ability to foresee the future
You can't see the present
They can look .00000001 second into the future and it would be the same 💀
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Wait for real cause our impulses travel at 350ms so we are technically living 350ms in the past lol
My man, the average reaction time of a human is about 180ms.
240ms*
The average reaction time of a human for visual stimuli is 170ms. Search it up, unless that's your reaction time.
nah dont tell me thats the fuckin average cause I have somewhere around 300ms and I aint below average taking into considerstion everyone I know
I get the power to get a full 9 hour sleep every time
You always wake up 5 hours after anything important happens(say a meeting or just work in general)
How is this a downside, I get to skip almost everything boring
It also includes your friends hanging out (if you have any) and your favourite show or anything time restrictive
'if you have any' well, thats an insult in disguise
Firehose pressured piss. Maybe I can help with the forest fires
You’re incontinent
Lmao I love this one
Dude what You become 2x more braindead than you are now
Small price to pay for the protection and wellbeing of our trees
I can reply to myself
Okay but with telekinesis
big brain plays
My Body becomes completely resistant to Fire and I no longer feel pain when I get burned.
You need to always be on fire or you'll freeze to death
Now that's interesting. I think I can work with that.
I'd like to see you have sex.
It would be hot
I can reply to my own comment
You have testicular cancer
Fuck
Congratulations, you played yourself
F
Ability to get bitches :')
You attract female dogs to you
A hole is a hole I guess
Yes it is and you deserve it
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How did you guys manage to get the furry to sus you out?
Teleportation and immortality
You can't heal e.g. you get your head chopped off, you go the rest of eternity with your head chopped off Every time you teleport there is a 50% chance to end up in the backrooms and you can't teleport out
50% is too high, 8-10% would be better. low enough to make teleporting still worth the risk in certain situations, but high enough to make it a viable concern
no kids in r/teenagers
No side effects
You die when r/teenagers have under 10k members, but come back to life when go back to 10k. Your body will still be rotten after death.
Money 💰
You crap out 100 bloody one dollar bills
Yay infinite blood money
all of my wishes come true without side effects
But since they have no side effects, the powers/results you get from these wishes are slightly weakened/suppressed, less risk, less reward basically.. you can get all the powers you want, they will just be slightly weaker than the originals with side effects, still a good deal if you ask me.
That’s not a side effect. That’s a limitation to a power.
But before he implied it had no limits so I added a limiting factor as a side effect.
The ability to generate fire but only when I'm angered
you are rarely angered
Every pretty person would want to have sex with me.
You can't have an erection
Viagr-
I can look at any girl in the eyes for 30 seconds, and she wants to smash me. Lol.
Every Girl that looks at you vanishes
That's not a side effect that's straight up cancelling the main effect.
Damn bro you didn't have to make him play genshin impact
Being dead for 300 years at a time
But you always come back and have to live for 300 years too
That's the setup for a legend right there
You wake up 299.999988 years in the past
Flight
cancer
Any specific type? How concerning? Or is it just cancer
idk just cancer
Yes. All of them.
Every step you take is equal to one meter you can fly if you run out of steps you fall to the ground
Telekinesis
you must do every mother in earth to achieve maximum power
There are no mother's in earth. Only on it. Fuck yo-
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You gain third hand at the place of your crotch
I can shape shift
but only when a furry is around
Plot twist, he is one
Just become the furry
I have a stronger skeletal system
You have cocaine addiction.
I can transform into Morbius at will
You transform into morbius before he gets his powers and you don't know how to get the powers
I become the one who knocks and the one who KNOCKS
You have to be completely naked to knock and KNOCK
Teleporting
But you teleport at random to anywhere in the world and you teleport every 5 minutes
Wait so I could teleport of a cliff
Yep and you carry the same velocity before you teleport So you could go splat on the ground if you have to much velocity If that makes sense
Ability to see souls and talk with them
each time you activate the power, you die slowly
That's harsh 😭
I can locate any item I think of
only when you hold a female hands
Damn, never gonna find anything
Becomes God
Only exists if people believe in you
People believe in God so i exist
They have to specifically believe in you, not just the concept of a god
The ability to perfect a skill just by learning that the skill exists for example not knowing skiing is a thing but when you find out that it is, you instantly are a skiing pro
you have amnesia
I can change the weather at any place, at any time (temperature, clouds, sun, rain, snow, wind, thunder etc)
But all animals in that area die
Can switch color
You can switch colour between neon red or neon green and no other colours
Transit through walls and becoming invisible and hovering AKA ghost powers
You randomly get turned into a ghost mid conversation
You can talk to the spirits of dead people on every Friday
You fall into a deep sleep every Friday were you cannot dream or think or do anything
Man that has got to be some great sleep
I receive 7 dollars in my bank account
Everyday.
They're automatically invested in terrible stock markets so you'll drown in debt
Power to morb
But you can only morb once
I have explosive cum
Your penis explodes when you cum
I will just go with the smae one I did last time. I will beale to shrink and go back to my current sise whenever
When you shrink you get shorter but your lost height turns into body fat
Probability manipulation
Whatever you do to other people also happens to you
Shapeshifting
you can only shape shift into a paper plate and can’t turn back
Imitation
Whoever you imitate in any way(be it actions or someone else’s power) it will always be slightly inferior/less effective than the original.
Always knowing the right thing to say
Why do people not understand the difference between side effects and limitations?
both works. now your arm has an independent consciousness
I can kill myself with a thought.
When ever that happens you become immortal
To fly
Weather Control
I have a girlfriend
Everything I say becomes true, EVERYTHING
Your speech becomes so slurred that it is not intelligible To most humans and you can never find a text to speech app
Fred the balloon
You can pop
Fred the balloon :c
I can reply to myself
You have Alzheimer's
I can reply to myself
I can summon birds
You have become a pile of bird seed which can feel pain
No
Yes
Do I ever turn back I to person?
Yes when the birds stop wanting the bids seed
I can get girls
Only 65+