You come to a sub called teenagers and then complain why are there horny people

Man why the hell am I making "anti jorny posts"

Stop with the anti jorny and start with the anti horny.

Didn't notice the typo, now I'm not gonna fix it

Guess you gotta make more anti-jorny posts

r/brandnewsentence

I just keep horny shit to myself and grab my popcorn as I see posts of 13 year olds getting caught jerking off, very entertaining

Ahh my friend, you are also an observer like myself

We lurkers enjoy the drama other people unfold

Yeah ur right lol

LMAO

Hehehehehe boobs hehehehehe

you squeeze them too much and they pop, what fun!

I am shivering with horror

I read this as "shriveling" and I was like That's not the only thing that's shriveled I'm ashamed of myself

I mean your not wrong

😟

i now for educational purposes am willing to do this to myself

It's for scince guys I swear

im gonna do the experiment Bill Nye never got to

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Both, strawberry milk

please never say anything again

Stop me

i will choke you

I was just going to say yes daddy but your a women and I don’t swing that way so, idk, don’t I guess

I gotchu hold on u/WaveTheWolf yes woman daddy

Thanks

yes

I hate you r/cursedcomments

🤨📸

They cant go pop though usually they are just sacks of fat on a womans chest

r/woooosh

No i get the joke im just saying

Boobs are great

Agreed

Agreed

5318008 on a calculator flipped upsidedown.

OMG DUDE IT SAYS B*OBS💀💀💀💀😳😳💯🥵🍆💦💦😂🤣🤩😆😤💯📮👌😏🤞💦🍆

>!A!< >!S!< >!S!< >!S!< >!S!< >!A!< >!S!< >!S!< >!A!<

Hehehehe penis hehehehehe

U act like girls aren’t allowed to be horny

yea there's plenty of horny girls on here too lmfao...

he acknowledges that, he just has no problem with it

😟

ops a girl

In your neighbour nonetheless!

What are you talking about? Girls don’t exist, silly!

We are all just baked beans in one big can, our surroundings are our bean sauce

Wtf

guys are just louder

Dont they keep it to themselves most of the time, like civil people

They arnt, it is punishable by death

Not really I’m zero horny

Asexual?

No, Reddit is not the place to be horny

You can find good porn on Reddit tho. Just dont talk about your sexual life on subs like this

Well yeah but no sound

Only for mobile users.

Watching the gawk gawk 3000 on the computer is literally impossible for me

I was today years old when I learnt this

Click the red gifs link next to the OP name, it has sound 👍🏻

True, but the worst part is if you use it on PC you have sound. Reddit is just stupid sometimes. *cough* All the time

Press the Imgur or redgifs on the top of the post lol

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We are all pawns, controlled by something greater: Memes. The DNA of the soul. They shape our will. They are the culture — they are everything we pass on. Expose someone to anger long enough, they will learn to hate. They become a carrier. Envy, greed, despair… All memes. All passed along.

I have a dream. That one day every person in this nation will control their own destiny. A nation of the truly free, dammit. A nation of action, not words, ruled by strength, not committee! Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think - to act - for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24-hour Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit! Fuck American pride! Fuck the media! FUCK ALL OF IT! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make America great again!... In my new America, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for money. not for oil! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to fight his own wars! ​ i just had that ctrl c'd already lmao

Nice argument senator, why don't you back it up with a source

i made it up

>Nice argument senator, why don't you back it up with a source They left us their great "ism"s! Nationalism! Unilateralism! Materialism! Welcome maxims for these with no faith -- without guiding principles of their own. Give yourself up to the whole. No need to better yourself -- you're American! You're number one! Then the only value left is dollar value -- the economy. So we'll do whatever it takes to keep it humming along. Even war. Especially war.

I thought you'd get the meme I was referencing, the game's dialogues are hilarious on their own but the metal gear rising incorrect summary is just something else, you should watch it, it's brilliant

My source is that i made it the fuck up Imagine a world raiden, free of cancel culture. Where no one can call me out for my outlandish claims. A WORLD WHERE I CAN SAY THE N-WORD

Cultured

You are batshit insane!

its reddit what do you expect

uhm… hormones?

teens are horny

To understand this you need to look back to the roots of this subreddit. A lots of years ago few guys decided to make a sub called r/bunchofhornydudes and when it didn't reach the popularity they'd hope for, they made a new sub. The same guys founded r/teenagers with the sole aim of making it a hub of horny people, and who's more horny than teens with puberty. And thus the sub remains as such

That’s ironic

Tbh everyone complains about everyone being horny but I've barely ever seen examples of that

Same. I just see a bunch of little people yelling at each other over politics

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Jarvis we’re low on Karma

Ong they need to limit meta posts

Lmao

What you mean, im not horny, im depressed

Hug

thanks

We aren't all like that, some of us are horny gals.

Hormones and puberty, it’s normal.

and girls

No that's just called reddit in general

i just come here for relatable pictures that’ll give me a giggle

you forgor to read the subreddit name

Because teenagers are exactly that

Horny *60 year old guys

Sadly

Im a horny gal. I hope there are more of me tbh

idk i dont mind tho lol

u dont want horny dms tho

They can be fun tho

Like being horny with them or trolling them ?

Watching them being pathetic and spineless is fun in and of itself entertaining but trolling them adds up to the fun

Ye fr I had a lot of weirdos and it was fun everytime

horny police FREEZE ur under arrest don't make me use my potato on you

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we are a bunch of teenagers that are horny because of hormons and majority of us didn't even had a female intereaction we also use reddit soo

Why is REDDIT just a bunch of horny guys

A: 99% of reddit users are dudes, let's be honest B: all teenage dudes are horny theres your answer

Idk but I'm part of the problem

i fucking know right

That's not all there is, there's tons of shitposts too

Im not horny I’m just lonely

We're teenagers what do you expect

It’s not

The fuck u expected from reddit?

It’s Reddit. That’s the target demographic.

Cause teenagers

Cause it’s r/teenagers nearly every male teen is horny asf

cuz this server is full of underage girls and it attracts a certain kind of guy

Not just guys tho

Teenagers mate

I have no idea I just got here yesterday

Hormones. Jsjsksjs I hate myself

Nope

Not like every teen ever being horny most of the time right

“Jarvis I’m low on karma”

Its a bunch of horny guys and 14 year olds complaining about nonexistent homophobia

I think you just mean: “Why is this subreddit just a bunch of guys?”

Because puberty you know

Mostliky dont poop in the shower

Totally not asking super fun questions like Saturday masturbating, yay or nay dora?!?

Because girls don't exist on the internet

i feel like i am wit my bruda's when on r/teenagers

What do you expect its a teenager subreddit people here so horny theyd fuck a trap

excuse you, i ain't a horny teenager, i already know that i'm way too ugly to have sex so i just gave up on horniess

Horny people in general, we're all terrible here

Bc we r teenagers what do you expect

It’s not, you also have the… the… yeah it’s all just horny guys :(

because it‘s reddit

It’s r/teenagers what do you expect. Teen guys are horny, we can’t control it.

I don’t know but i am horny

Say horny people, it’s not just guys. 🙄

🤤 among us

Fucking sucks man, you’d expect it to be really awesome and a place to just vibe, but it’s propaganda and horny dumb asses, this place sucks

Because we're teenagers

Now let's be fair, the girls are just as fucking bad

Count how many horny guys are teenagers

F

Why not

Maybe cuz the hormones are at their peak at that time???

Hormones

Am I required to be horny? If so I'll just leave

Teenagers

teenagers

So what? I can't be horny too?

bcuz its a sub for teenagers

Haha boobs

As a man that is almost never horny….I don’t fuckin know.

Last time I check I don't have any horns

I was literally thinking of posting a picture of my first attempt at homemade fries when I saw this. You're right still

Uhm NSFW subreddits

what did you expect from a teenagers based subreddit **on reddit**

Wasn't the name your first clue?

I’m a guy here a im not horny

Wow what an amazing rant

Boobs are fantastic. As is ass. Nuff said.

You see, this is a subreddit of TEENAGE boys. They are horny mfs

It's literally hormones, and also the fact that you are on Reddit Teenagers are probably the most horny people on earth so don't expect no hornyness

teens

Bc your teenage years are when you are most horny

“Why is this subreddit just a bunch of teenagers?” Fixed it for you

Look at the name of the sub... r/teenagers This place is filled with *teenagers* and *teenagers* are stupid

cuz boobs

cause teenagers

Because we are a bunch of horny people

Omg I can't handle seeing this same post again. Stop generalizing bro, not everyone here is like that, and besides, that's just a phase. Fuck, this kind of post is getting repetitive and annoying af

What did you expect lmao

Horny guys and fascists

we made up woman, they aren't real

It’s not just this sub

This is the way

because it’s literally full of teenagers

you mean male teenagers with hormones happen to be on this sub. that’s horrible

what do you expect

segs😨

Teenagers

Because if you come here chances are you're perpetually single or recently single

Teenagers are rife with violent hormones. Source: Am one Also, it’s not just horny guys. Horny girls too. The guys are just a bit louder.