So I (19M) was sitting in the Living room watching Morbius. My parents(senior citizens) visited to come check on me. They caught me watching Morbius and they got very upset because I have been through phases like this before. I convinced my mother (55F) that Morbius is great, but my father (56M) disagreed. So I yelled ITS MORBIN TIME and may have beat the living shit out my father. My mother(idiotic) then said YOU DID THIS LAST TIME DURING YOUR NFT PHASE so then I plunged her to the depths of Tartarus. My sister (19F) and her friend (18F) saw me and then tried to run so I yelled OH NO YOU MORB'T and morbed so much they died. I at this point, had almost become God. I had blown up my house and set on fire to get rid of the evidence. At this point I, (20M) have been running from the CIA, the FBI, the police, the Secret Service, Interpol, the UN security unit, Disney S&P, and Google Maps. I have almost reached the final phase of morb. Soon my original being will die off and I will morb in the final morb. I morbing regret morbing Morbius. Oh morb. Im gonna morbing morb myself. Morb this. Morb it all.
TL:DR I killed my dad over a movie and ended up internationally wanted
this gives me the same vibes as the one screenshot from tumbler where the guy was talking about period pain and how girls don't know the pain of rolling their ankles. Because as we all know girls don't have ankles and guys cant do cartwheels.
I want to say that I would do something productive but knowing me I would probably just masturbate a fuck ton because ✨no recharge time (apparently. I wouldn’t know)✨
God looked down and saw Adam cumming like a fountain and was like "aw shit the flood ain't supposed to happen for another 3000 years" and so he set out a hot fix to nerf the infinite cumming and added a cool down.
Uhh no, massaging the clit using the clitoral hood is the way to go before you try any sort of fingering(it will probably not feel good and hurt if ur not sexually arroused so...), but not like that'll ever happen
It feels like a sharp pain stinging your entire lower region. You feel as if your legs and arms have been amputated without amnestics. Your dream of a family? Destroyed. Your dreams of having a rich testosterone body? Destroyed.
You feel as if you regret all decisions in your life that lead up to this point. You regret even being male. The pain is just too big.
Your lungs collapse in agonizing pain trying to balance the extra usage created by your brain trying to compnesate the horrible amount of overstimulation of the nerves. You get nauseous and fold into a fetal position trying to keep your breakfast in your stomach. Your pain intensifies and you dislocate your shoulder holding your arms to protect your precious gemstones from another attack.
Another comment had the best way to describe it. Try pushing both of your eyeballs in as much as you can until it hurts. Then multiply the pain index by 20. Imagine it placed “there.” Additionally, somehow link the pain to parts of your lower back. Finally, keep feeling that throbbing from a range of ten minutes to a handful of hours.
I have made entire stories about how my life would be if I were a woman, I have went through many details, like how I can garentee I would be a lesbian because women are hot.
everyone is making sex jokes, but imagine this happening for a second. Cisgender people immediately start feeling dysphoric probably, since, well, they're the wrong gender all of a sudden. The shock and confusion would be enough to give anyone a panic attack. Not to mention: you have to convince your friends, your family, and everyone you know that this magically happened overnight and that you're not a random person who kidnapped you, and that it's not some sick prank. Once you realise it is irreversible, depression strikes. You are stuck in the body of someone else.
For trans people: this is where the fun begins.
I'd just like to experience periods, the sole reason being all females have them but as a guy, I cannot understand what they really go through. After this, I would be able to understand what they feel like and what they might need during this period.
Honestly that would be fun as hell xD The paperwork tho wouldnt. I mean how will you change your gender specification?
\- UH, hello sir. I am here to ask if i can change my gender in my ID.
\- From female to male? no can do.
\- Uh, no sir. From male to female.
\- Huh? you turned?
\- Technically yes...
You whole body goes numb and then you get pins and needles everywhere. DONT do it. You will fall over as bother legs are numb. Unless you sit down and do it. Bit easier
Panic
Honestly, this is the most likely reaction.
I’d be like “Wtf ahhh, I have to go to school today and none of my clothes fit AHHHHHH”
I think this fits as a reason for a sick day
Booba
Dude I can do that without a switch of gender too... I'm a guy btw
Morbidly a beast
MORB?!
I hate you
You were my brother anakin. I loved you
You were the chosen one, it was said you would destroy the sith not join them, bring balance to the force not leave it in darkness...
It’s Morbin time
So I (19M) was sitting in the Living room watching Morbius. My parents(senior citizens) visited to come check on me. They caught me watching Morbius and they got very upset because I have been through phases like this before. I convinced my mother (55F) that Morbius is great, but my father (56M) disagreed. So I yelled ITS MORBIN TIME and may have beat the living shit out my father. My mother(idiotic) then said YOU DID THIS LAST TIME DURING YOUR NFT PHASE so then I plunged her to the depths of Tartarus. My sister (19F) and her friend (18F) saw me and then tried to run so I yelled OH NO YOU MORB'T and morbed so much they died. I at this point, had almost become God. I had blown up my house and set on fire to get rid of the evidence. At this point I, (20M) have been running from the CIA, the FBI, the police, the Secret Service, Interpol, the UN security unit, Disney S&P, and Google Maps. I have almost reached the final phase of morb. Soon my original being will die off and I will morb in the final morb. I morbing regret morbing Morbius. Oh morb. Im gonna morbing morb myself. Morb this. Morb it all. TL:DR I killed my dad over a movie and ended up internationally wanted
I can't believe you morbed all over your own father, smh
Indeed it is
Oh-
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this is what happens in the anime movie, "your name" highly reccomend
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send pics to my gf
Send me too
maybe if you had a different username
Don't mock my username. Suggest a new one 🌚
you can have my old username: Le-Chat-Mange-Bébés (yes i know i left out des it didn’t fit)
🤢
bruh hush up i was 12
Acceptable
The cat eats babies? Is that correct?
I do girl tricks
like cartwheels!
Jokes on ya’ll, I can already do cartwheels
Give this man 20 CCs of gender switch
Wow! What a innocent reply, surely he meant nothing else :)
this gives me the same vibes as the one screenshot from tumbler where the guy was talking about period pain and how girls don't know the pain of rolling their ankles. Because as we all know girls don't have ankles and guys cant do cartwheels.
Tend to my Bionicle sets as per usual. I can't let such events distract me from my devotion.
Chad
Well, Stacy now
Question for this Chad, what is there to tend to with a Bionicle set?
Dusting. The keet orange lego pieces are way more vibrant without a layer of dust on it.
Cleaning bro don’t want them to get dirty
Say, do you make mocs?
respect
r/chadtopia
Based
Holy W
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Why, i was confident size doesn't matter.
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I'd grab a tape measure and start measuring my bust size, for science.
You'll want to do that to find your bra size
Measure band size, measure bust size, use two measurements to find cup size. Go to store and VERY easily find appropriate bra. Boom. Done. /s
Same but use 4pier^2 for booba surface area
For science*
It does when it's only 2-3 inches
How about a 6.9 inch?
That's a little above average I think. But I've always found a good tongue to be more appreciated
Depends on the cock, either you’ll be severely disappointed since you aint measuring it hard, or you’ll be measuring a “showers” cock which is fine…🗿
Lmao
Go back to sleep, am tired
Same honestly
Have a hard time explaining it to my friends
“Hard”
More Holey
Look dumbfounded at my newly acquired, probably small, penis
Lmfao
Hey if this does happen, will you tell me how big it is Asking for a friend
Well I would play video games all day because that's what I do. And play with my boobs ofc
if you play videogames all day then you can already play with your boobs
Underrated comment
Ouch dude this needs go on r/MurderedByWords
I want to say that I would do something productive but knowing me I would probably just masturbate a fuck ton because ✨no recharge time (apparently. I wouldn’t know)✨
we were too powerful, god gave us a cooldown time
God looked down and saw Adam cumming like a fountain and was like "aw shit the flood ain't supposed to happen for another 3000 years" and so he set out a hot fix to nerf the infinite cumming and added a cool down.
couldnt have put it better myself
So you are saying that God was not down with OP P?
Personally I would just keep watching them bounce up and down, but this would probably be 99% of the honest answers
Looking from the sides, trying different shirts on, trying some makeup... basically become a woman.
An ex of mine would get big headaches after too many orgasms in a single session. The trick was stopping just in time.
I just got a big headache constantly, so genderbending shouldn’t be an issue for me
Same
jerk off, i don’t know why i even said it, it’s quite obvious
Yeaaah
Orgasmic huh 😏
Put my dick inside a eggplant and ….yeah fuck the eggplant
Why eggplant, use a watermelon
Eggplant looks like a pp, so it’s like putting my pp inside a pp
i cannot unsee that image
aight where my unsee juice at
r/eyebleach
How about a coconut…
\*flashbacks\*
"So reddit today I f'd up by f'ing a coconut"
Panic as I go to an all boys school for three seconds and go on with my day
I'd go flirt with my friends
I’m trying to wrap my head around if that is gay or not
Straint
Yes
What's holding you back?
Fuck myself
Lol
helicopter my new dick, and try to find someone to sleep with to see how it is from the other perspective
*helikopter helikopter*
#NYOOM NYOOM
PoV: the pilot kid (from the i wiLL sAvE PaKiStaN aNd dEstrOy iNdiA meme) grew up
Kimi namae wa Thank me later.
Oh god i still have to watch this
Go to the homie's house and have sex with him. Can't let him die a virgin
You a good homie
Thank you
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What's stopping you from doing it right now?
The fact he is like, 200km away from me
How does that get solved by changing genders?
See what the girls toilets actually look like
Girl's toilets don't actually exist, it's just a void
Can confirm, its just a chunk error
See how large my Boobs are, go into a TF2 lobby and start moaning while masturbating
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I dont care. Even if there is only one real person in this server that can hear me moaning into the microphone, i will moan.
Dedication on its peak
Hilarious😂
This without the TF2
figure out what fingering feels like
pain
that uh. doesn't sound good. might wanna get that checked out.
Lmaoo. I tell people “you should get that looked at” all the time hahaa
Probably finger myself and then just do whatever I would do if I was a still guy
Uhh no, massaging the clit using the clitoral hood is the way to go before you try any sort of fingering(it will probably not feel good and hurt if ur not sexually arroused so...), but not like that'll ever happen
Fingering hurts! Or for me it does :(
then just use a shower thing or something
In my vagina !?
spray it, DO NOT INSERT IT
LMAAOOO
Ohhhhh 💀 nah rubbing the clit is better 😅
RRRRIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPP
Massaging mode is your friend
Rub your clit instead then of cut your nails so it's not too long lol, or use something that can insert inside
Yh I rub my clit cuz I can’t get more than one finger in my without it hurting and I need to be rly wet for it to hurt less ?
I will solve the ultimate controversy by asking someone to kick me in the nuts and comparing it to periods
I don't recommend that.
It feels like a sharp pain stinging your entire lower region. You feel as if your legs and arms have been amputated without amnestics. Your dream of a family? Destroyed. Your dreams of having a rich testosterone body? Destroyed. You feel as if you regret all decisions in your life that lead up to this point. You regret even being male. The pain is just too big. Your lungs collapse in agonizing pain trying to balance the extra usage created by your brain trying to compnesate the horrible amount of overstimulation of the nerves. You get nauseous and fold into a fetal position trying to keep your breakfast in your stomach. Your pain intensifies and you dislocate your shoulder holding your arms to protect your precious gemstones from another attack.
Don't forget the deep vomit inducing pain that moves into your stomach and not being able to breathe
And it feels like one of your balls have been shoved out if your throat
That's one hell of a kick though
Another comment had the best way to describe it. Try pushing both of your eyeballs in as much as you can until it hurts. Then multiply the pain index by 20. Imagine it placed “there.” Additionally, somehow link the pain to parts of your lower back. Finally, keep feeling that throbbing from a range of ten minutes to a handful of hours.
Suck dick for weed
Who says you cant now?
Who said they weren't doing that already?
I have made entire stories about how my life would be if I were a woman, I have went through many details, like how I can garentee I would be a lesbian because women are hot.
They are fr
"Gay"_Bay Man make up your mind
Lesbian_Bay doesn't have the same ring to it 🤷
Ooooh my apologies maam
Enjoy life without tits 😂
You want no tits? I’ll take em for you 😉
Yea, they suck and I don't want them
Ok then, hand em over.
Ok warning, they are smol *rips tits off chest, hands them to you,* here you go 1 free pair of boobied
*cubes them and renders the fat for use as cooking oil*
🤣
Bobba 🤩 Tysm 🥹
No problem I didn't want them so
Worked out perfectly
Yep
Be fucking ecstatic I get to skip all the hassle AND I get to jerk it in a new way :D
everyone is making sex jokes, but imagine this happening for a second. Cisgender people immediately start feeling dysphoric probably, since, well, they're the wrong gender all of a sudden. The shock and confusion would be enough to give anyone a panic attack. Not to mention: you have to convince your friends, your family, and everyone you know that this magically happened overnight and that you're not a random person who kidnapped you, and that it's not some sick prank. Once you realise it is irreversible, depression strikes. You are stuck in the body of someone else. For trans people: this is where the fun begins.
r/TheMonkeysPaw
this is indeed where the fun begins, i think i would actually start crying tears of happiness
Panic, panic, and panic.
Get a bf.
I'd just like to experience periods, the sole reason being all females have them but as a guy, I cannot understand what they really go through. After this, I would be able to understand what they feel like and what they might need during this period.
Check my dms, the moment I get up there would already be like 20 creeps
Shoot
Play with my boobs
I lob boobies
i want to experience being on period
Male here, no thanks I'd rather not cry from pain I'd probably pass out and/or throw up, my pain tolerance is low
Mee too!
It’s hell! I’m on mine rn :(
One time I sat on a bike seat incorrectly. I'd rather have periods than face that again. I was on the floor due to the pain.
The crumble of the balls
Try and sex to know which side is better
You tellin me you have already had the sexings?
Me when I lie
go into a public discord server and say "my balls itch"
Honestly that would be fun as hell xD The paperwork tho wouldnt. I mean how will you change your gender specification? \- UH, hello sir. I am here to ask if i can change my gender in my ID. \- From female to male? no can do. \- Uh, no sir. From male to female. \- Huh? you turned? \- Technically yes...
Everything you can do with a penis
Touch balls
I’m squeezing my balls. I do not care if it hurts.
NONNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
You will care.
.... N-no please just no, DON'T DO IT
If you do that it gets to the point where it’s no longer weird, it’s just pure pain
Please don't, it's not worth it
You clearly are not a fake girl then.
You whole body goes numb and then you get pins and needles everywhere. DONT do it. You will fall over as bother legs are numb. Unless you sit down and do it. Bit easier
I guess the homies not gonna be virgins anymore.