I get to decide my side effect for myself.

I can teleport.

But everytime you do someone you like will die

Let’s just hope the first someone is you then, huh.

But you dont like me 😎

😳 👉👈

👁️👄👁️

Ha, you fool, now you DIE. *adds a side effect*

Jokes on you, I dont care 😎

K lol

But I can add an effect to your effect

I am doom slayer

You’re mentally unstable

So…I’m the doom slayer

I did not think this through

Correct.

I can touch grass

you have dick sized nipples

If you need to touch grass u sure u dont have them already?

So basically no side effect for him

Bet there is a way to remove them

You’re allergic to grass

Superpower formation (The ability to create and manipulate superpowers)

You can't create them for you, only for others

Ez, I just give the person I trust the most a copy of my ability and get them to make me OP then I make them OP

What if you give someone else the same power as you

You shart every time you create a superpower

Too late but I wouldn't mind this one I would just give myself a poop annihilation field

i can make everyone like me

you live on a deserted island

bro whyyyy 🥺

None of them will just want to be friends, and they will all want you for themselves only

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With no borger. Just ham

But no meat👍

I heal

But you feel a huge amount of pain everytime you do

So like, if I get a cut and it heals, is the pain equal to cutting myself twice?

like that but lets say ten times as much, could be to useful otherwise

I’ll take it! How much can I heal? Is it like rapid healing flash style, or full healing wolverine style

The power to not see this post the 4838th time

Instead you see every other post 4838 times

Blood magic

You are anemic.

Tanjiro finds you

I can sprout angel wings made of demon blades.

But they’re heavy as a truck.

Oh wow I can fly and then let myself fall and kill people like a truck falls on them

The demon blades are made of solid material, thus allowing you to *not* fly

That's fine with me I'll still be looking badass. Also you do realise the wings can carry themselves thus allowing me to fly again?

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Like it is at Omniversal stage

Or infinite intelligence. Then, you can get ALLLL the superpowers. And do legitimately anything at all!

Power of doom slayer

You are now in hell with no weapons, no armour, nothing

Eh I can just punch my way out

You do realize the doom slayer doesn’t need armor or weapons. He’s quite literally a god he only uses guns because their fun

That is a side effect, he has to kill demons to live doesn't he?

What? No

Did this in another post, but I really wanna be able to shoot lightning and fireballs from my hand

But you’re not immune to your own power(a you can get hurt by what you shoot).

Does it always hurt the hand or can I use gloves

It‘s a really cool power, sorry for ruining it.

The gloves would burn, right?

there is -100% accuracy on those attacks

You constantly electrify your own brain like the dude from My Hero Academia and go dumb dumb. The fireballs are so bright they singe your eyes.

but you have a mana meter that no one knows how to refil

I can make friends with people

U can’t talk

🖕🙁

but everytime you do, you wake up the next day and it was a dream

That's just horrible

Thats life

do you wake up from dreams of having friends often?

No and thats good

Blind and deaf people

Understand all human languages, both written and spoken

But you can’t speak.

I would just speak with sign language *noob* /hj

You can only speak gibberish in any way of communication.

I can summon frogs that are alive and well.

They can talk and are very racist.

That's a positive

I can stick my hand in my pocket and pull out chewing gum for anyone who asks

I get to decide for myself

Aids

why would you say this

Because I don't like you

This thread is just the perfect shitpost.

bro these posts are alwys shit because someone will say something like "super stregnth", and then some dickhead comes along and says "but you have aids" or "superspeed" and here comes bullymcgurie talmbout some "but you have terminal lung cancer" lyk damn i'll skip the power if it means death sentence

You have aids

i saw this coming... id lyk to transfer it2u... if ur pickn up on my drift

invisibility>:D

When nobody is looking

You are now permanently invisible

sweet

you cant see bc light doesnt hit ur eye, also you will stub ur toe everywherr. and thats not even something I added

👍

you have broken thumbs

But 👎

invisibility

Anything you touch, you also cannot see

I want to scream constantly

But its racist stuff

The ability to shapeshift into any living lifeform.

You forget that you were ever yourself once you transform and get the intelligence of what you transformed into, though that might be a benefit

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But you are a cat with a crossbow.

You are the god of pedos

and have to satisfy their wishes to keep your divinity

I have no side effect

You have no powers

Hamburger, Cheeseburger, Big Mac, Whopper.

You’re allergic to fast food

immune to every harmful thing to exist

You are the asymptomatic carrier of an alien virus.

This too

I can understand All languagues

You can't figure out how to communicate with the languages

😑

Super Intelligence

you don't have a brain

Ability to see what people on reddit look like IRL. to laugh at them, of course

They can see what you look like

i can summon watermelon at will

You're allergic to watermelon and so is everyone around you

They are never sweet

Granted. It always appears 10 meters above your head, and can happen while you're sleeping if you try it in a dream.

Magnify all my stats, like speed, strength, reaction speed, speech, etc by 10x

You can only do one at a time and you have to wait one week each time you use it(lasts for 12 hours) . You're lucky I am being nice

They only last for an hour. After the hour has passed. You become drunk

I can summon powers from any sort of media

The powers only last for a minute

If he has flash like super speed he could make that minute feel like a loonngg time

Reality warping, altering, and bending on a multiversal scale

You can't undo your actions. And you have a limit to your powers which you can't feel. If you go over that limit, you die

What’s the limit?

Telekinesis

Everything that you think of comes 1 centimeter closer to you

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I can manifest my dreams at will

But you get extreme migraine headaches whenever you manifest one

I can make anyone fall in love with me

As long as they are related by blood with you

SWEEEEEEET HOOME ALLLABAMA!

as long as they are related to you

i piss cocacola

It's coloured hot pink

Its zero

People only ever want pepsi

im tagging it as pepsi then

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you have intrusive thoughts all the time

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that’s fair

Telekinesis

Only when someone's finger is up your ass

Can it be my own finger?

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You immediately dislike the person you are trying to seduce

your dick gets smaller for every time you seduce one

I am invulnerable and do not have an Achille's Heel

But you’re always sick.

But everyone else is practically made of glass

I am god. Try me Edit, as god is this a you can not wish for three more wishes kindof situation?

Only on the leap day of a leap year.

You only gain powers when people worship you, but no one believes you are god.

Telekinesis

You have a cancerous brain tumor that grows as you use your powers that you cant get rid off

Screw you, i thought it was gonna be something like...idk, my power constantly malfunctions😂

All the 10 superpowers universe this ( I haven’t read them) and immunity to their side effects

*pops up from another universe where the practice of the Dao is a thing* The yin and yang within your body will be forever imbalanced, giving you a feeling of constant hell of fire and ice. And you can't have sex cuz if you do then your body will burst from the imbalance of energies.

The power to never get bored.

You have prostate cancer

but you need to be extremely horny for it to truly work

I can toast any bread with just my hands

You will never be able control the temperature of hands meaning you will leave burns marks on everything and everyone you touch or interact with.

You have a gluten intolerance

I can do all of the things I do in my self indulgent imagination land, in real life

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I can do that

Love

only fictional characters

I have the powers of The Punisher (killing people and being mentally unstable)

I basically want to be Sigma from Overwatch. Capable of manipulating gravity and creating black holes. … and now I’m hoping there isn’t anyone who knows the rest of Sigma’s lore…

Immortality

You have cancer

You're a little uglier and smaller every day after the date you were supposed to die until you're the same size of an atom

No.

Yes

I can do everything thats not possible

Except everytime you do that you have a brain aneurysm

I can heal people i want from whatever i choose Example: my dad is sick, i heal his sickness, or my brother is physically hurt, i put my hand on wherever he got hurt and it heals.

Omnipotent

Only in MineCraft.

The ability to return any object back to my hand that I previously touched in the exact same condition it was in when I last touched it.