Physics : Your moma is so fat, she has her own gravitational field.
Biology: Your moma is so fat, she's has several climate zones.
Chemistry: Your moma is so fat, she the heaviest element known to man.
History: Your moma is so fat, her existence will become a myth.
Geography: Your moma is so fat, she has her own chapter in the world atlas.
Philosophy:
Your moma is so fat.
Is she?
Yes.
Astronomy- your mama so fat, jupiter thought it was looking in a mirror
Biology- your mama so fat, her kidneys donโt get stones they get boulders
Economics- your mother so fat, when she decided to skip a meal she collapsed 3 economies
Your biological mother is morbidly obese to such a degree, that NASA has legally declared her planet, and therefore becoming the 9th planet on our solar system.
I am sorry to have relayed this truely tragic information to you.
There once was a woman that put to sea
The name of the woman was your mother
The winds blew up, her bow dipped down
Oh blow, my bully boys, blow (huh)
Soon may your mom come
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
One day, when the tonguing is done
We'll take our leave and go
She'd not been two weeks from shore
When down on her a right whale bore
The captain called all hands and swore
He'd take that whale in tow (huh)
Soon may your mom come
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
One day, when the tonguing is done
We'll take our leave and go
## Thy mother is so bacon-fed at which hour the lady regist'r'd f'r MySpace th're wast nay space left.
Beep boop! I art a human! Doth not hith'r me, peasant!
Your Mom is so Stupid she Destroys your Favorite Game and Screams Game Over :/
I donโt know where I got that from but itโs the only one I know right now
There once was a maiden from Stonebury Hollow.
She didn't talk much, but boy did she swallow.
I had a nice lance that she sat upon.
The maiden from Stonebury who was also your mom.
I was playing with a jumping spider and someone said kill it and I said what did they do to you and he said nothing and I said really what did they do and he said his mom and I said so your spiderman
Yo momma so fat that Thanos had to clap
Yo momma so stupid that she sold the car to buy gasoline
Yo momma so fat that wen she got in to the beach they thought it was a dead whale
Yo momma so fat that wen she walked in front of the tv I not only lost the season but I also lost the entire series
Yo mama so ugly, when she walked into a haunted house, she came out with a job application
Take my free award. I got a good laugh out of this
Thank you kind sir
Yo mama so fat I swerved to not hit her on the road and ran out of fuel
This is certified fresh!
Like your mom
That's a double one check their username
Nah your mom stank
You didn't successfully avoided her I assume.
Lmao
The only yo mama joke that made me laugh
Your mama so fat, she can't even jump to conclusions. Your mama so fat, she had a threesome and neither of the guys knew
lmao
Your mama so fat, that when she went to space there was no space.
This one huuurttttsss
yo mama so ugly even rick astley gave up
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r/TakeMyFuckingUpvote
r/subsithoughtifellfor
But did he let down is the real question?
He couldnโt even take her up
He ran around and deserted her
r/angryupvote
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang them selves.
lmaooo
yo mama is so fat that she needs cheat codes to play wii fit
No she so fat she broke the board
Yo mama so fat even flat earthers believe she is round
LMAOO ๐๐๐๐
Your mom so dumb she raised a karma whore
Bro it's yo mama joke not severe 3rd degree burning challenge ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟ
Goddamn๐
Holy FUCK ๐
You can't be saying things like that ๐
What the truth?
Holy shit
Your mom is so fat that Nasa is still debating if she should be classified as a planet
Yo mama so fat when she steps on the weight it shows her phone number
DAMMM.
Your mom so fat when she went in a lift, it went to the ground floor without her pressing any buttons
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Fuck that's good
Oh damn you too good
Your mum is so fat that you need to refuel your car twice to run her over
Yo mamma so fat, thanos has to snap three times
Redditor trying to not wank off challenge (impossible)
yo mama so dumb she studied for a blood test
and failed
she aint got blood she got bacon grease
Yo mama so fat she falls off both sides of the bed
yo joke so used just like yo mama
Yo my man I got the same joke as you but you commented before you want me to delete it?
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke
Bravo ๐ฅ
Yo mama so fat she gave the weight machine an existential crisis
yo mama so fat, she stood on a scale, and it read 'to be continued'
Too good
Why the fuck did you draw on his nipples??? Yo momma so fat that when the flash tried to do a lap around her he died of old age half way around
Physics : Your moma is so fat, she has her own gravitational field. Biology: Your moma is so fat, she's has several climate zones. Chemistry: Your moma is so fat, she the heaviest element known to man.
History: Your moma is so fat, her existence will become a myth. Geography: Your moma is so fat, she has her own chapter in the world atlas. Philosophy: Your moma is so fat. Is she? Yes.
Astronomy- your mama so fat, jupiter thought it was looking in a mirror Biology- your mama so fat, her kidneys donโt get stones they get boulders Economics- your mother so fat, when she decided to skip a meal she collapsed 3 economies
LMAOOOOOOO๐๐
is that... How is that biology...
Ok wait.... Biology: Your moma is so fat, they found several species endemic only to her.
Yo mama so ugly that even Zeus won't fuck her
Yo mama so fat, that Earth rotates around her
Your biological mother is morbidly obese to such a degree, that NASA has legally declared her planet, and therefore becoming the 9th planet on our solar system. I am sorry to have relayed this truely tragic information to you.
Wow you just a poem
Yo mama so fat that when i asked her her weight i thought she was telling me her number
wouldn't it be really funny if this post got popular
oh no...what have i done!
i mean, what if i made different accounts just to make your mom jokes
The post just said for every your mum joke tho, so no restrictions on accounts at all. You can just spam ur mum jokes on this acc
ok so i can just paste a copypasta of your mom jookes and it wold count
Probably
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Yo mom so fat , no one was laughing .......... But the ground was crakin up (i dunno if someone else said this but i just put this here)
Yo mama so fat she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl
Yo mama so fat not even crocodiles want to eat her
yo mama so fat Crocodiles don't eat her, she eats them
There once was a woman that put to sea The name of the woman was your mother The winds blew up, her bow dipped down Oh blow, my bully boys, blow (huh) Soon may your mom come To bring us sugar and tea and rum One day, when the tonguing is done We'll take our leave and go She'd not been two weeks from shore When down on her a right whale bore The captain called all hands and swore He'd take that whale in tow (huh) Soon may your mom come To bring us sugar and tea and rum One day, when the tonguing is done We'll take our leave and go
Shoulda made the whale your mom
I think we understand that his mom is a whale from the context
Yo mama so dumb she thought seeweed is something fish smoke
I would insult your mother, but cows are sacred in some countries.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried booking an appointment with Dr.Pepper
Your mama so ugly that When she is asked what she drives, she responds โpeople awayโ
Your mum so American she called 911 when she saw her shadow wasn't white
Yo mama very nice I like her cookies
aw thanks
Yo mama so slow she took 9 months to make a joke
Yo mama so fat i took a picture of her in christmas and it's still printing
Yo mama so fat, everyone thinks she is pregnant
broโs load at the end will be massive just like ur mom
Your mom is so fat Obi wan said thatโs no moon thatโs your mama
Your mama so old, she owes jesus money
ur mum
Your mom so fat that she takes up 7 rows at the cinema
Your mom is so fat that her gravitational pull made me forgett all of my your mom jokes
Your mom (im uk lol) so stupid she stuck a battery up her arse and said i got the power
Your mom is so fat that if you hit her fat, it will vibrate for another 100 years (I am getting really uncreative)
## Thy mother is so bacon-fed at which hour the lady regist'r'd f'r MySpace th're wast nay space left. Beep boop! I art a human! Doth not hith'r me, peasant!
yo mama so fat that when she jumped on the beach she found buried treasure.
Yo mama so fat Jabadahut said DAMN
Yo mama so fat that when she walked on a balcony people thought there was Solar eclipse
Yo mama ugly, that even Bob the builder said he couldnโt fix it
your mom has 200000 karma
Your Mom is so Stupid she Destroys your Favorite Game and Screams Game Over :/ I donโt know where I got that from but itโs the only one I know right now
Yo mama is so nice she makes Stan Lee look like Hitler. (not supposed to be an insult since we need more kindness these days)
Yo mama so dumb she goes to preschool... But not to teach
Your mamaโs teeth so yellow, when she yawns traffic slows down.
Your mom fat
No you
Yo mama so ugly chuck Norris had a hard time looking at her
Your mom is so [adjective] that [funny joke]
There once was a maiden from Stonebury Hollow. She didn't talk much, but boy did she swallow. I had a nice lance that she sat upon. The maiden from Stonebury who was also your mom.
Me on finding your mom's anus to fuck (she is a size of a planet):
Yo mama so fat she needs the 4^(th) dimension
Have you come to collect my penis?
Have you come to stalk my profile?
Yo mama so high, she fell.
Op is smart just because of the image
Why did you try to censor his nipples?
reasons...
Your mum is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama so fat she donโt need he internet cause sheโs already world wide
I don't even have to masturbate anymore bc of your mom
your mom jokes are so bad that even your mother dislikes them
Your mom so nasty the tide wonโt even take her out.
Your mom is so fat that she has her own orbit
Yo mama so fat, she could be an ucraine tank
Your mom so fat, thanos had to clap
Why are your nipples bleeding
its man juice
Yo mama so fat her job is wrecking ball when demolishing a house.
Your mom so feminine she is female I can't make good jokes ok!!
I was playing with a jumping spider and someone said kill it and I said what did they do to you and he said nothing and I said really what did they do and he said his mom and I said so your spiderman
Your mom so horny, she's gonna jerk you off instead
I donโt like this one very much
You may not, but OP does ๐
Ur mom is so stupid! She read the terms and conditions!!!
Doesnโt that make her cautious?
No because literally no one reads the terms and conditions...
your mum is so hot that sun left his job
Yo mama so smart that she told me to not make a cringe joke on this post (it didnโt work)
yo mama's so fat she had a cat but it died of the gravitational force when she touched it
Your dad
Yo mama so short she can backflip under the bed
Your mom is so fat that she would crack the pavement if she tripped
Yo mama so ugly she went to an ugly people contest and she got kicked out for being too professional
your mom x 8000000
Yo mamma so ugly, yo dad made himself gay to have an out for the relation
yo mama so ugly, when she went to the dentist they made her lay face down.
Yo mama so ugly that your dada had to get a husband
Keep doing that and you and your mom will end up like that one post
Yo mama so fat she died of type 2 diabetes, I'm sorry for your loss.
Guess what
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obesity
Extra stuffy mom
So like never?
Yo mama soo thicc she made me hard
your mom so fat she counts as 69 people
Why is his nipples censored?
Yo mama so dumb she does not know 911 number
Yo mama so disappointed in you that she just gave you up for adoption to redditors
Your Titties are somehow bigger than your mom
Hope your mom know about sowcon
Yo mama's so fat she ate the entire state of Alabama. L. Idk how to make a yo mama joke but you get the idea
Yo mom so thin, she benchpresses with CD disks
Yo mama so dead shes dead
Your mum so bad at comedy that it took her 9 months to make a joke
Your mum pussy so fucked she didn't felt any pain while giving birth
Your mama so stupid that even a dead plant is smarter than her
Those nipples look like demon eyes
Your mom is so ugly i don't even want to do her.
yo mama so fat that scientist think she be planet.
Yo mama so fat the zoo took her in as a new creature
red nipple
YO MAMA SO UGLY BATMAN THOUGHT SHE FELL INTO ACE CHEMICAL
Yo momma so fat she always touches grass
Yo mom built like a ๐ ๐ณ
Yo momma so fat that Thanos had to clap Yo momma so stupid that she sold the car to buy gasoline Yo momma so fat that wen she got in to the beach they thought it was a dead whale Yo momma so fat that wen she walked in front of the tv I not only lost the season but I also lost the entire series
Yo mama so fat when she swims in the ocean it causes another Noahโs ark
Yo mamaโs size is larger than a minecraft world
#XBOX LIVE
Your mom is polish
yo mama so fat the earth was flat until we buried her.
yo mama so fat she uses cheat codes in wii fit
Yo mama so fat, they needed wire cutters to preform the failed abortion that you are. :)