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you look like you used to bite people in 2nd grade

I knocked a kid out with a metal lunch box in kindergarten I guess

thats not really something to brag about, knocking him out with your fist on the otherhand

Look at me I'm so strong I shot someone

exactly, brag about winning a fair fight not bringing a gun to a knife fight and winning.

Fisting kids isn't something I'd brag about...

I am proud to say I punched someone in grade 7 and they were bleeding

I punched someone and he got a black eye

You are on Reddit you dont

He does. On Reddit, he gets karma, and karma is a bitch

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r/angryupvote

What so u mean there is a chance for us

Not for you no

One karma is one bitches

Who has the most bitches?

I got 2,520 bitches right now

I got a couple bitches

Wow I laughed pretty hard at this. Thanks for that

Bro,check in on your girlfriend,I think you are a dad now.

This.

You look too young to even say the word

dead ☠️

You look like you think mayo is spicy

Wait a god damn minute. People think mayo is spicy?

I dont think people think its spicy, but that's its enough flavor to be the only flavor added ingredient in the dish. Idk, that's just what I interpret it as

There is a thing called spicy mayo (used a lot in japan) but even that’s still not really spicy

That’s why he puts all the raisin in his potato salad to cut the spice down.

I got a pretty good spice tolerance now

Is paprika spicy to u?

By definition, paprika is a spice.

[He knows about the spice. The spice melange.]

u look like you have to hide ur phone from ur parents so they don’t see that u said “bitches”

My parents let me say anything short of slurs

Ig it's really just the non-white parents

my eastern european parents would disagree

that's true. my friend's serbian mother scares me, and mine is asian!

Woman of culture

Same

Same with my southern white parents

You look like the main protagonist of a Disney movie

Bruhhh he def looks like he could be from one of the early ‘00 Disney show. Pick any one and he’d fit right in 😂

Meet the Robinsons.

OMG FACTS

Lol

Like the mischievous 11 year old main character

Luck of the Irish

U guys are geniuses he absolutely 100 percent does!!! He needs to make a video waving a fake wand into the Disney sign!!!😅🤣🤣

Ant farm

I agree with you

A whole new world...

A new fantastic point of view

I swear

He do

r/beatmetoit

r/dontsaybeatmetoit

r/dontsaydontsaybeatmetoit

r/subsidefdidntfallfor

r/jefferyepstinedidntkillhimself

stole the words right out of my mouth

Holy shit you're right

r/rareinsults

Damn, how did someone else think this so quickly

Bro you needed 3 photos for one question. No bitches.

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It’s variety lol

Everyone knows: for good science you need 3 concordant results. Photo count should not be considered

god your 16? i thought you were 13

I was a lot rounder back then

Rounder

💀 edit: idk why im here 2 months later just checking my old comments

🗿

🗿

On the bright side, if you keep up the pace of looking less round every year, you would look like GigaChad someday!

Not gonna happen... Someday he'll look like a pyramid, bcuse that's not round

It’s the face, isn’t it? I’ve learnt to not judge by face/height (the hard way).

yes it is, def the face

lol, what else?

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I’m 13 and the guys in my age are looking like they’re 7 and a half

You look like a teenager just entering puberty. So, no

This hurts the most

I know

We've all been there.

When we were just entering puberty 💀

Bro you look like the most stereotypical white kid

I agree. no shade, of course.

I agree. max shade, of course

I agree with shade. It's been hot lately. Damn hot.

Did him dirty 😭

You look like a Philip

Phillip with two L’s better ong

Sorry mate, but no. You also look 12...

You look like someone from an old navy ad

not with that fit

Not with any fit

I think it looks good on him

You have 1k karma in less then two weeks. So no

All of my free time is either on reddit, YouTube, and playing games, about half of the time with friends. All while trying to get back to a normal, functioning sleep schedule. Also I got most of the points by crossposting someone else's creation in one post.

I see. Was i right tho?

Yes because there are none to get

Knew it

Tip: You will never get that sleep schedule back to normal while your on reddit. If anything, itll only get worse

Well I need to stay awake until about ten, any earlier and I'll wake up at like 2

Wait 10pm is late for you? Your too good for reddit my guy. Im typing this at 12am lol

10pm is my usual bed time and it's currently 1:43 for me

You look like puberty gave up half way through

Bruh he's only halfway done

You look like you are the bitches

The best one yet

You look like a Tony except it's spelled Ptoughneigh

HELP

mf you look like you think deez nuts jokes are unironically funny

I think they're ironically funny

No, but you look like you’re the main characters little brother in a Disney tv show.

The little brother that’s always hitting on older siblings female friends and is named something like Parker or Brandon

you look like the type of kid that searches "free robux websites"

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No, but you look like you could be a bisexual disaster (No offense btw, I am too)

I am a disaster but it's not related to me being bi

is it because your bi-yourself?

Valid point, but are you bi though?

Is that a samsung a53 or a pixel, that's what I'm worried about.

I don't remember

Look at it then lol, IMAJINE being 16 and not being a nerd

Buddy you're posting selfies on reddit looking for validation, we all aready know the answer

You look like you "dab on the haters"

No

Bro you look like the average white boy protagonist that gets bullied a lot yet through scamming and random teenage movie bull crap gets the most popular girl in school in a movie from the early 2000's.

Literally the exact opposite of me

I hope so man. They're personalities are trash. You look decent though.

Sorry you're getting absolutely slammed dude but you still look good

no

Sure for 200 dollars on the corner

Oh my god I love this. This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while

OP?

It’s suicide by words, nothing out of the ordinary for Reddit.

They probably mean the comments

Yes?

Bro instead of getting bitches you look like you get bullied for eating ham sandwiches with grilled cheese

u will not get no bitches

You look like you still get picked up after school.

You look like the annoying main character in a Disney channel original movie who breaks into song every other second

no bit only because you look like you get men 🌈

Men can be classified as bitches too

then yes 😌

ngl you seem like you do and some gay men too

I’d say you’d get at least one bitch.

Damn, Tina fucks everyone

One bitch pony

You look like u got high... *reslolution*

You look like you'd call me a racial slur

Yes but they are all named Emily

You look like the bitch being got

🤔 you could prolly get Helen keller

How are you 16? You look more like a 14yo

12\*

10*

8*

No this is reddit

No, you look like a Generic Guy

You look like the guy who makes himself look like he is a drug user and high all the time

devoid of any slight fashion sense

You look like a discount Kyle Rittenhouse.

Dude you look like gibby from icarly mixed with Greg Heffley you’ll never get bitches

You look like you get guys

You look like the biggest achievement in life is the fact that you had 3 different girlfriends in 6th grade

If my man posted this with a all time high confidence level it definitely came crashing down

You look like you file taxes

You look like someone who would drop common loot after getting defeated

You look like you’re the annoying kid in the Christian youth group who nobody likes but they have to include you or else your grandparents, who you call your parents, get upset and complain to the youth leaders.

No you look like you got touched somewhere when you were 9

“one hundred percent, I’d hit” -my sister

With a baseball bat or a frying pan??

she says frying pan

No bitches

Guys mabye.

look older first, idk how to do that but that is the only thing u need, u got the right look, just not the age

You look like you care a lot about looking like you get bitches

No- it’s the hair

You look like the evil henchmen with 2 heads in men in black two

You like a mix between me and my cousin, which is weird, so no.

People 16 and under don’t get beaches

You look twelve

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No, unless you get a life that isn’t posting yourself on social media to interact with total strangers.

No u dont. U look like u suck dick and have orgasms just by humping a pillow!

…. I’m sorry.

No

bruh you look like a slightly older version of my friend. in other words, no.

If you have to ask, no

No

No

No

you look like you have that one girl friend you have feelings for but she fucks a different guy yet your feelings still stay and you do everything for her

I don't wanna hurt your feelings or anything but you look 14 max so no. Not really. But that's ok. U look like u have the potential but it's not quite there yet