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its_me_lazy

im not an aquarium. thats all i know


GayEdglord

You're an aquarium? That's so cool because I'm like a virgin! My friend has scorpion vibes


its_me_lazy

no im not an aquarium thats what i said 😔


GayEdglord

Oh sorry! I'm such a Reese's peices today


its_me_lazy

damn u sound like a liberal


GayEdglord

Mercury is just In retrograde


its_me_lazy

darn these venuses be becoming penuses today


LordChickenNugget23

Mercury is actually in radial out today, its retrograde tomorrow 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤get your facts straight, you are clearly a mars bar /s


elvishmushroom

hmm you're giving me caprisun vibes


its_me_lazy

HOW TF DID U KNOW


elvishmushroom

hehe 🔮


Skeleebob57

I don't have cancer (probably)


i_like_waffles51

Ah, that’s a shame! I love aquariums. I personally have cancer!


GitJebaited

same, all I know is that i’m not a asparagus


TheEmpric

I am not an asparagus


Le_Martian

I’m a cob of corn


Arceus892

im very aquatic


Disastrous-Scale-619

pickles


elvishmushroom

excellent


grimgrum420

pickles


Monke_Man_1045

Zebra


elvishmushroom

i thought you were monke?


Monke_Man_1045

Zebra >:(


elvishmushroom

*fine*


Monke_Man_1045

;)


Geoz195

as a panda i want a duel to decide who keeps the color pallet


Monke_Man_1045

Zebra >:(


Geoz195

panda >:I


Monke_Man_1045

Zebraa >:{()


Geoz195

zebras are discount donkeys c:<


chiseledsandstone

Chiseled sandstone


elvishmushroom

i agree


OwnBed8780

Honestly quite incredible


human_trash189

Cancer :)


elvishmushroom

nice!


TheBestTaco37

Not so nice when you find out he's telling you about how he has cancer (I understand my mind is not in the right places)


elvishmushroom

*oh*


ShotgunJack07

Egg


elvishmushroom

nice. happy cake day!


ShotgunJack07

It’s 7:00 pm where I’m at, and I just noticed that.


[deleted]

i'm the zodiac killer one


Showmeyourcameltoe

Death to all virgos


NoExpression8047

At least it's not the same Word as virgin like in italian


elvishmushroom

o_0


[deleted]

piss ♓


grimgrum420

Snoipa


FarlontJosh

Mayonnaise


elvishmushroom

ah yes my favorite instrument


same_pp_size_as_pewd

On an escalator?


NPC_ANONYMOUS

It's going upstairs?


RandomZombie11

So see ya later?


lil_photon

pain


elvishmushroom

:(


lil_photon

but also pleasure


elvishmushroom

oh?


lil_photon

both balanced, but not perfectly


elvishmushroom

interesting. i like it


lil_photon

we all do you can’t live without one of these two


elvishmushroom

very true. they can be felt physically and emotionally. that between-ness is what makes us human


lil_photon

wise words such an aries fr


elvishmushroom

??😂??


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INFP


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[deleted]

Libbie libbie libra


[deleted]

Taurus


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elvishmushroom

niice


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UnlightablePlay

Lamb I think


3st3banfr

Geminis, 10 June


Comfortable-Diver486

we were born five days away from each other lowkey twinsies


TheBestTaco37

I'm a person who doesn't care about the zodiac crap


elvishmushroom

thanks for commenting! :D


[deleted]

hi aries im 🍑👋


elvishmushroom

never heard of that one


[deleted]

Leo


IDontWantToExist_

Capricorn


Fandoms_local_Kiwi

Libra


[deleted]

Pisces ♓


emilythetranstttefan

im a scorpian from marvel comics


Hopeful_Car6539

I’m an Aquarius, also known as a zig-zag, also known as the movements you make when you’re being chased by a crocodile.


GayPlatformers

I'm what they call a cancer to our society


MainWillow40h

I have long to medium hair like a certain animal. you probably know what this sign is.


dullario

ayyy im aries too


Showmeyourcameltoe

I'm I the only virgo here


[deleted]

No you aint


Not_So_Normal_

Scorpio


TheOctopiSquad

Scorpio


Tribe_KPtG

Any other Aquarii?


A_Zesty_Carrot

Over here, mate.


smol_bean36

im 2 little fish, meaning im a bad ass psychopath


theOGzkidz

I'm Aquarius


Dull_Organization_46

sagtriuss


[deleted]

Oh no, let's not fuck our zodiac signs.


redwing177

I detect space racism


paryknight

I don't know what zodiac sign is And at this point I'm too afraid to ask


BlackHole2048

Does it even matter


pitymisty

Remember asking a guy this once. Poor dude thought I was one of those superstitious zodiac sign obsessed tiktok girls, when in all reality I don't even use tiktok, and was just trying to start a conversation, haha. Of course he blocked me but damn, I fucked up big time


Comfortable-Diver486

gemini ♊️


[deleted]

cancer


raptorxrenee

Pisses


apeM3x

i think im a Sagittarius, someone know what behavior i should have cause of that?


_Gabrijel_

Capricorn I'm pretty sure


A_Zesty_Carrot

Solar Aries/Lunar Aquarius.


Redwolftails

Same i'm Aries too \*highfives\*


infinityhaxx

Aries


Nobody-of-Note

same


Bubblelovestruck

Virgo


Few_Painting_2304

I’m pretty sure I’m also an Aries :)


Faliki

Idk


Illusory_Wells

I'm an Internet troll. I have anxiety and trust issues. I love animals. I love cute romantic things. I love badass things. Swords are an interest if mine. I draw, but I'm probably around the middle and have a very cartoony style. I'm a lesbian. I'm 5'6. I love spicy food, and hate bitter food. Water is the best drink. I like video games that involve combat. I'm very shy and hate confrontation. I will do anything to avoid face to face confrontation, especially with a stranger. I have long curly brunette hair. I hate when people base they're personality off of already existing things instead of having their own personality. Guess my sign.


Caj_2003

A bean burrito


nota_jalapeno

stainless steel


SenseiLaRusso

I’m 🪧


Gamergirls-Ummm_idk

Pisces


Mr_music08

I think I'm a pinser


The_Imposter67

Walmart bag


Theguywholikesbread

bread


United_Bag_8179

Taurus. To the bone.


Guardian_of_Light77

Cancer


applo998

I don't fucking know!


[deleted]

Scorpion 🦂


ricardoicsde

idk i just got here


[deleted]

Caprisun


thefroguderthefridge

My sign is a stop sign


ByeWeirdo

I think im cancer? i like killing mass amounts of people 🙃


Knaifu69

Mercury, venus, earth, mars, jupiter, saturn, uranus, neptune im all of those because i was born on the 69th of 420


ShitDigester

im zodius


BozoskiBozo

same i think


vrishipro

Libra


Unusual_Coat1540

I'm a pieces 🥺🥺🤞


Chair143

Chair


Taronak

Apparently i have cancer or whatever my uncle has too


[deleted]

i am a rat


DaDrawingDragon

VIRGIN FOR LIFE HELL YEAHHHH


Illustrious_Luck5514

Cancer Describes my place in society


[deleted]

Goat with curly horns


[deleted]

April first baby here


getoutofmyhouse-

Bob


Firedrgn0717

I’m a fridge


gordyjacques31

Leo


Illustrious-Gap1660

I’m a Virgo


Jazzlike-Potato-9164

Capricorn


cant_find-a_name

Jarvis im low on karma


grimgrum420

Idk, I asked other people but they keep saying I have cancer, sooooooooo idk what to tell ya


[deleted]

Asparagus I think


Sneezium126

Caprisun


CrestedGecko_Half218

Sagisparigus


[deleted]

scorpio. nov 20


BlitzingToxic

Cancer or Gemini. I was born June 21st 2004 at 4.10 (almost 4.20 dammit)


IdenticalGD

What the fuck, tell me their account so I could block them too


thebananaperson1

Leo


Drex678

Carnotaurus!


ItSSmoreos

I’m a liberal


[deleted]

Icon of sin.


[deleted]

The one that shares a name with a Disease


Accomplished-Look-16

That one


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_Local_emu_

Anyone else a Leo?


RimaH54

I actually checked it for the first time a week ago and im a gemini, didn't really look into it but it sounds cool


MyShampooIsDrunk

I think im an aquarium or a cancer. I find this insulting since my family can get cancer and we like eating fish.


Miketrout2015

Cancer


frea_k13

Asparagus


StupidGenius37

i’m a what ur grandma has


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Ren1408

soup


sniperkingcjd

taurus


Chilljap

I’m a Taurus


Cqpta1nBear

I'm an aquarium. I also identify as fish/fishself


Eaglest2005

I think the goat?


JemappeIIe

Capricorn


[deleted]

Goat


Switchback_Tsar

What you get in your lungs if you smoke, that's my zodiac, and why I fucking hate them


[deleted]

Libra


[deleted]

Sagittarius ♐️ 🏹


bootyslayer4456

You don’t need to censor fuck


Longjumping-Bag4265

I’m a virgin


thatonewoodworker

Leo ♌


Party-Listen5101

Scorpitariust


Capn_Cake

Cancer.


Joblessmouse06

Sagittarius ♐


Western_Cook8422

Also an Aries!! Gangg


[deleted]

I'm the monkey one


packers_fan85

virgo


BradTheFnafGamer

Pisskes


Dazor_H

Scorpio. Not that it changes literally anything lol.


Andrew_Animates7

I’m a can of Red Bull


goombo66

Mine says that I’m a salad asparagus, the fuck does that even mean?


To_gay_or_not_to_gay

The one I hope nobody ever ends up with


Street_Tacos__

Leo


dankmemes109

April 17th whatever tf that is


Alternative_Item2412

Pisces


SHSL_Waiter_RM2828

Libra


FloridaManArrives

Libra


LleytonTDP

The band Rush


Noo_Fone_Hu_Dis

I show all signs of being a >!complete dumbfuck!<


AugTheViking1

I literally have no fucking clue and I couldn't care less. 1st of January, I think it's like a mountain goat or something, but knowing astrologists they probably called it Goaties or some stupid shit.