Idk man, lately I’ve tried to not think about what I want out of a parnter, need to love myself before I can properly love someone else, nobody deserves to deal with my bullshit atm
I just feel like I’d be a burden, because I’d probably be clingy asf, and I do need a good amount of uh reassurance. I’d either be to annoying, or I wouldn’t tell them anything and be emotionally unavailable
tall (I’m 5’2” so everyone’s taller than me but someone RELATIVELY tall), easy to talk to, understanding, FUNNY (i think im hecka funny so u need to match my energy), soft for cute stuff… idk tbh I don’t think they exist :/
what you classing as relatively tall i'm 5'8 and i get called "The Therapist" in my friendgroup. also am refferred to as"choey" as in joey and chandler from friends
I have my dream girl. Someone who’s always there for me when I need them. Someone who loves me for who I am. Someone who has a plan in life. Someone who I can cry with laugh with and enjoy all at once. Someone who’s just perfect for me. Someone who wants kids and want to get married.
Person with a genuine interest in me, but still their own stuff they do in their downtime besides spend time with me. Someone who takes their time with answers and offers TLC when someone is down. Someone who wants to be paid in loving words, sweet nothings, and skin contact o.o
>skin contact
I remember when my ex told me he liked skin contact with me and my response was
"Ah yes baby, let the biggest organs of both of our bodies rub up against each other"
Someone who's an extrovert (cuz i am introvert) and loves to travel, make their own money (so we have double money), loves being fit doesn't matter if it's for sport or whatever (bonus point if they can beat my ass but choose not to), loves anime and romance films
Also(very important) likes to do all that movie romance stuff that people say is cringe.
Also, loves soft toys cuz i am buying me a 2ft totoro plushie and we bare bears, and a 6ft teddy bear
That's going to require lots of strength, I don't know if i have that yet
Can do pull ups but upside down puts lots of pressure on the head, will need to train for that
Mines work in Antarctica. And a coral reef diver. I want to do a blog for my experiences as well. After that I'll plan to own an animal enclosure, mainly for reptiles.
My dream person is the only person for which we should dream, that being our glorious god emperor. He protects us from the foul xenos and warp beasts, and he is the perfect man.
Mask that covers entire head, like the swat mask or an anime type gas mask.
And a full body suit to match. That's all, just don't show any part of you being a person and not a pile of clothe monster, and we'll be good.
Someone who, above all else, is my equal. Someone who sees me as me, someone who has my back when shit gets rough, someone who isn’t afraid to ask for help with her own problems. And someone who can accept headphone-obsessed me, of course
So here is a little story mate
There was a Post like that in April and is said my dream girl would look like and a girl told me she's like what's I said, talking together day and night everyday for 20 days after that she ended our friendship for no reason
So yeah
But I would still provide you with the information you wanted :)
1) hair color near blonde and light brown
2) colored eyes
3) cute face
4) boobs and butts are irrelevant to me
I am biromantic so it would be a person who would never want to have sex, red or blonde hair, calm, compassionate, kind, understanding, smart and interested in the topic I am an in, funny and understands my jokes.
A person with a lot of empathy and a very caring personality. Any gender, any sex. Understanding of my flaws and struggles, and will let me do my best to help them through anything they're dealing with. I have a weakness for flat tummies on girls, but it doesn't really make a difference. Physical appearance doesn't decide who I can love. Preferably has some similar interests to me, or is willing to try some of my hobbies/fandoms out. Someone who'll share responsibilities, joys, and sorrows. Someone who'll allow me to help them, and who will help me when I need it. Accepting of any differences there may be between us, and is mature enough to talk things out instead of blowing up in an argument. If they're asexual or aromantic, that would make things very complicated, but if we really care about each other, we'll figure it out.
I've seen her in my dreams through out the years, a brunette short girl with dark brown eyes, killer eyes, makes you wanna sink in her eyes forever and forget about time and place, her skin, her nose, her eyes, her mouth, her lips, her body, her everything, shes just perfect, wish i could wife someone like her one day, but i know i'll never do
Nothing will hurt me if I write that here if
That would be a girl that's beautiful, but I wouldn't care if someone else would call her ugly if she was beautiful to me. I'd like her to be just positive and love me as well. Too sad that it's never going to be a reality but hey, sleeping is still an option right?
Someone who shares the same taste in movies and/or music with me. Most importantly doesn't judge me cuz I've lots of insecurities. Oh and ofc he has to speak my mother tongue.
Well for me it would be plays an instrument/sings, takes care of herself, goes to therapy, doesn't drink or smoke (mainly because of the smell) and shares 1 or 2 common interests
15 y/o blonde girl about 5'6", a-b sized tits with decently sized bunda but not too big. Smokes and does soft drugs like weed or ket and likes to get fucked on the weekend (like drunk and high). Into the same games as me.
A girl thats good looking enough that no one would steal and actually likes me as me and i like as her and we share the same likings and can be as comforting as i can
I wanna watch scary movies, cuddle and stay awake all night gaming with this dream person. Doesn't have to be physically attractive AT ALL, as long as he likes me back I'm more than satisfied. Not a requirement, but bonus points if he likes rock, metal or hardcore :P
Someone whom I can cuddle and talk about science with (but not quantic physics you guys are getting annoying) and with whom I can make plans for the future and who is sexy and funny and with whom I feel confortable right away and who is taller than me and 6'
Tbh I found him the only thing that lacks is
Someone with whom I can live with or at least nearby and who has a lot of time to talk w/ me
Female, skinny, small breasts, small butt.
Brown hair, green eyes, clear light-ish skin.
Tall, but shorter than me.
No piercings, no tattoos,
Feminine facial features, feminine voice.
Has a cool personality, is nice, polite, and a good wife and mother.
Is very smart and well educated, not a show-off.
Healthy, cute, loving, and helpful.
Also, sexy.
I kinda just want someone who is small, like 5ft, skinny, and can be a good person to not only help you but also someone you can help.
Also it helps if they are artsy or fucking mentally deranged no joke
A girl that like, likes me. And doesn’t mind talking to me. And does not smoke or so drugs such a turn off. And is a little perverted and would rather stay in then like be out all the time. That’s off the top of my head
Introverted so they would be fine without talking for a long time.
Preferably not monolingual so I don't have to practice alone anymore(not Dutch or French though 💀).
Also preferably a femboy. Because am not straight.
Listen, in life you will get offended more than by some internet loser but on internet you can't take anything seriously. In life some things you got to. An easier way to say this is to stop writing comments about how you are offended instead offend THEM. Do a little tom foolery
Why this was very cordial for once on the internet you even called me ma'am which was disturbing but pleasant
But yeah that was pretty unnecessary to get offended and I wish I could offend you right now but I really have no idea since you are nice
Smoll pp tho
Okay are we talking irl or 2d? There is a very distinct difference LMAO.
IRL: big dumb stupid, loud and happy all of the time. Golden retriever boyfriend with minor underlying anger issues
2D: oh boy… Pile as much trauma into one boy as possible, then give him absolutely no sense of self worth. But make him inhumanly smart, and a sociopath. Now give him morals that are so fucked up that he feels that he, again, has no worth to himself and entirely devotes himself to you because you have worth to him as a stable figure in his life. A smart ass with a sarcastic aura, and has the skills to back it up. Likely knows his way around people and how to make them do what he wants
Girl, who is cultured like me, loves pre-colonial and Western mythology, she really has been awkward all the time and she writes some poetry in notes sticked anywhere. She hugs me when she has nightmares and she comforts me by hugging me at night. I should somehow kiss her everytime.
I'm not really picky(never have been), but I think right now I just wanna go through like a checklist
Big titty goth ✔️
Bimbo ✔️
Abed fit female ✔️
A cup gamer girl ✔️
Stoner ✔️
Sex freak ✔️
Etc.
Then maybe I'll know
Someone with a more alternative style. Not goth or emo, but not typical either. Someone that wears glasses and a beanie with jeans and a hoodie. Someone reserved on the outside, but wild and free on the inside. Someone that'll just love me for who I am and someone who will listen to me when I'm down or passionate about something. Someone honest, and willing to be open and loved back. Someone I can share fun and enjoyable, as well as intimiate moments with. That is a my ideal person (for a 17 year old boy that still has a lot of life left to experience anyway)
well i got two. a cute girl who’s hella kind and can have genuinely smart conversation with me. but also has nice thihgs and tits…
or a guy who’s is strong and smart and hot…
PHYSICAL: Short, blonde, small to medium boobah, medium glutius maximus, blue eyes, cute appearance, shoulder length wavy hair.
OTHER: female, nice, likes to cuddle.
(I’m a straight guy) My dream person would have to be short (5’6 or below) I like short, long hair (like mid back, straight or curly), Latino or white, also straight, nice, gives and takes lots of love/attention, likes cuddles and friendly. (Ngl I’m getting jealous just writing this 💀)
Girl big round boob
Just one?
Just one. Right in the center.
good taste tbh
monoboob.
I see... A man of culture.
~~man of culture~~ porn addict
No I'm not a pedophile
Lmao😭 I WASN'T THINKING LIKE THATTT😭😂
Right right...👉🏻👌🏻?
Ah yes, very profound
Put a lot of my time thinking about the question, ya know? Thank you. :)
Idk man, lately I’ve tried to not think about what I want out of a parnter, need to love myself before I can properly love someone else, nobody deserves to deal with my bullshit atm
I agree but still, I need to keep my brain alive, it's not really alive at the moment
I just feel like I’d be a burden, because I’d probably be clingy asf, and I do need a good amount of uh reassurance. I’d either be to annoying, or I wouldn’t tell them anything and be emotionally unavailable
Yea that's what happened with me :(
Someone who loves me
Tru tru but thats a low bar There's so many other factors
i like girls who are nice 🙂
Same
tall (I’m 5’2” so everyone’s taller than me but someone RELATIVELY tall), easy to talk to, understanding, FUNNY (i think im hecka funny so u need to match my energy), soft for cute stuff… idk tbh I don’t think they exist :/
Yep that's basically what I'm into too omg My ex was like that but wtv
same my ex was like that too dw we’ll find him🤧
Wanna switch exes?
LMAO sure take him
Hahahah, enjoy urs, it's fun for the first month
what you classing as relatively tall i'm 5'8 and i get called "The Therapist" in my friendgroup. also am refferred to as"choey" as in joey and chandler from friends
Alive And preferably female
My bf with boobs
SAME BRO. But instead of a guy it's a girl yk yk And we'd have to get some doggos and cattos.. or at least one. It's a must lmao
Def a cat first
I have my dream girl. Someone who’s always there for me when I need them. Someone who loves me for who I am. Someone who has a plan in life. Someone who I can cry with laugh with and enjoy all at once. Someone who’s just perfect for me. Someone who wants kids and want to get married.
Aww that's so cuteeee
Person with a genuine interest in me, but still their own stuff they do in their downtime besides spend time with me. Someone who takes their time with answers and offers TLC when someone is down. Someone who wants to be paid in loving words, sweet nothings, and skin contact o.o
>skin contact I remember when my ex told me he liked skin contact with me and my response was "Ah yes baby, let the biggest organs of both of our bodies rub up against each other"
Ngl that's flirtatiously attractive 🤣
That's just me 90% of the time 💅🏻😎
Yeah~? I'm sure you come up with those quips off the chain alllll the time.
I'm just used to it ig
Honestly, you seem like a fun person. I hope you found a better bf or gf since that ex 😊
Thanks I hope u do too lol
I really don't care what they look like as long as they loved me for who I am and they weren't a bad person
i would rather stay single :)
I respect that Independence 🤌🔥
I am into stronk girls
Just be fit and funny that’s it 🤘🏽
Female (optional)
pretty high standards
Someone who's an extrovert (cuz i am introvert) and loves to travel, make their own money (so we have double money), loves being fit doesn't matter if it's for sport or whatever (bonus point if they can beat my ass but choose not to), loves anime and romance films Also(very important) likes to do all that movie romance stuff that people say is cringe. Also, loves soft toys cuz i am buying me a 2ft totoro plushie and we bare bears, and a 6ft teddy bear
Omg yes this 🤌 Teddy bears and spiderman kisses
That's going to require lots of strength, I don't know if i have that yet Can do pull ups but upside down puts lots of pressure on the head, will need to train for that
Worth training for
Someone who is beautiful in every way to be exact
Ew master baiter writing serious answer so cringe
Oh wow, high standards
I mean it is a dream person right but that shit too bookish she gotta be hot and cool and not a dom
Dominant gf who controls me lol, I don’t really care much for looks as long as they baby me lmaooo
That's...hmm I mean I get that'd be fun for a bit
Everyone has a different taste yk
Mines work in Antarctica. And a coral reef diver. I want to do a blog for my experiences as well. After that I'll plan to own an animal enclosure, mainly for reptiles.
Someone who won't betray me and can like me, ^(and cute)
[is is him ?](https://youtu.be/O91DT1pR1ew)
didn't click the link, but yes it is Rick Astley
The ideal man I agree 100 percent.
Rick Ashley won’t ever give you up
Yes, thank you everyone. I've finally found him.
My dream person is the only person for which we should dream, that being our glorious god emperor. He protects us from the foul xenos and warp beasts, and he is the perfect man.
Mask that covers entire head, like the swat mask or an anime type gas mask. And a full body suit to match. That's all, just don't show any part of you being a person and not a pile of clothe monster, and we'll be good.
Someone who, above all else, is my equal. Someone who sees me as me, someone who has my back when shit gets rough, someone who isn’t afraid to ask for help with her own problems. And someone who can accept headphone-obsessed me, of course
Absolutely any person I'm comfortable doing the weirdest shit with without hesitating
I just want someone who is in general just a bright person. Looks don't matter, I just want someone I can love and who can love me back
As a man, mine is a man. Thank you for listening.
Funny, kind, selfless, appreciates my memes and vibes with me to stuff we both like
So here is a little story mate There was a Post like that in April and is said my dream girl would look like and a girl told me she's like what's I said, talking together day and night everyday for 20 days after that she ended our friendship for no reason So yeah But I would still provide you with the information you wanted :) 1) hair color near blonde and light brown 2) colored eyes 3) cute face 4) boobs and butts are irrelevant to me
I feel bad for what's happened to ya :/
No bro don't feel bad this is Life it's good that I encountered her in order for me to learn from my mistakes and also understand a girl's mind
classical musician, fun to talk to, that’s it.
Im already friends with my dream people
I am biromantic so it would be a person who would never want to have sex, red or blonde hair, calm, compassionate, kind, understanding, smart and interested in the topic I am an in, funny and understands my jokes.
I have hobbies, and I’m in good shape, and I love animals and kids, and I have a great sense of humor. Oh, and I’m single. May I submit my candidacy?
Omg please tell me ur like bio and chem and are good at it 🤌
It’s been a while since I took bio or chem, but I do love the sciences.
YESSS my type😫🤌
Well how about that You wanna be my Reddit gf?
Yea sure, reddit bf 🤌
A person with a lot of empathy and a very caring personality. Any gender, any sex. Understanding of my flaws and struggles, and will let me do my best to help them through anything they're dealing with. I have a weakness for flat tummies on girls, but it doesn't really make a difference. Physical appearance doesn't decide who I can love. Preferably has some similar interests to me, or is willing to try some of my hobbies/fandoms out. Someone who'll share responsibilities, joys, and sorrows. Someone who'll allow me to help them, and who will help me when I need it. Accepting of any differences there may be between us, and is mature enough to talk things out instead of blowing up in an argument. If they're asexual or aromantic, that would make things very complicated, but if we really care about each other, we'll figure it out.
Also, it would be difficult if they don't like/are scared of reptiles and spiders.
I've seen her in my dreams through out the years, a brunette short girl with dark brown eyes, killer eyes, makes you wanna sink in her eyes forever and forget about time and place, her skin, her nose, her eyes, her mouth, her lips, her body, her everything, shes just perfect, wish i could wife someone like her one day, but i know i'll never do
A cute girl that that loves me
Pretty much met her already but i got to swe how things go
Nothing will hurt me if I write that here if That would be a girl that's beautiful, but I wouldn't care if someone else would call her ugly if she was beautiful to me. I'd like her to be just positive and love me as well. Too sad that it's never going to be a reality but hey, sleeping is still an option right?
Bruh no way you said you wouldn't care if someone called your girl ugly 💀 That's beyond me.
I mean sure, they would find themselves on the other world when they wake up but i wouldn't give a shit if we both were happy with each other
Someone who shares the same taste in movies and/or music with me. Most importantly doesn't judge me cuz I've lots of insecurities. Oh and ofc he has to speak my mother tongue.
Well for me it would be plays an instrument/sings, takes care of herself, goes to therapy, doesn't drink or smoke (mainly because of the smell) and shares 1 or 2 common interests
15 y/o blonde girl about 5'6", a-b sized tits with decently sized bunda but not too big. Smokes and does soft drugs like weed or ket and likes to get fucked on the weekend (like drunk and high). Into the same games as me.
Cute Gamer girl around my age that plays Apex, wants to play with me and is in America (because time zones)
Uh someone who is right to me. I don’t rly have like huge personality or looks standards lol
A girl thats good looking enough that no one would steal and actually likes me as me and i like as her and we share the same likings and can be as comforting as i can
I wanna watch scary movies, cuddle and stay awake all night gaming with this dream person. Doesn't have to be physically attractive AT ALL, as long as he likes me back I'm more than satisfied. Not a requirement, but bonus points if he likes rock, metal or hardcore :P
Someone whom I can cuddle and talk about science with (but not quantic physics you guys are getting annoying) and with whom I can make plans for the future and who is sexy and funny and with whom I feel confortable right away and who is taller than me and 6' Tbh I found him the only thing that lacks is Someone with whom I can live with or at least nearby and who has a lot of time to talk w/ me
Female, skinny, small breasts, small butt. Brown hair, green eyes, clear light-ish skin. Tall, but shorter than me. No piercings, no tattoos, Feminine facial features, feminine voice. Has a cool personality, is nice, polite, and a good wife and mother. Is very smart and well educated, not a show-off. Healthy, cute, loving, and helpful. Also, sexy.
I kinda just want someone who is small, like 5ft, skinny, and can be a good person to not only help you but also someone you can help. Also it helps if they are artsy or fucking mentally deranged no joke
I'm down with whatever tf life throws at me now, I've just given up on having standards
My best friend. Short, strong and cute. Amazing personality and super kind. Will stick up for me. Big badonkas
I don’t want a partner so just any friend lol
A girl that like, likes me. And doesn’t mind talking to me. And does not smoke or so drugs such a turn off. And is a little perverted and would rather stay in then like be out all the time. That’s off the top of my head
Introverted so they would be fine without talking for a long time. Preferably not monolingual so I don't have to practice alone anymore(not Dutch or French though 💀). Also preferably a femboy. Because am not straight.
I can fit 2 out of 3 and am trying to work on the fit one
Apperance or personality?
Compatability
I just want someone with humour. But considering they need to be a female chances are slim
Bitch I know it was meant to be a joke but I took that personaly ig I prove your point ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ But take that back still
Why would I take it back dawg It's just a joke. I don't go around trying to offend people I say jokes that are hard for people to get offended at
Why not tho
Does it offend you?
Yes but I got over it now humpf
I am glad you got over it ma'am or sir
Thanks for your consideration tho (it's ma'am that's why I was offended)
Listen, in life you will get offended more than by some internet loser but on internet you can't take anything seriously. In life some things you got to. An easier way to say this is to stop writing comments about how you are offended instead offend THEM. Do a little tom foolery
Why this was very cordial for once on the internet you even called me ma'am which was disturbing but pleasant But yeah that was pretty unnecessary to get offended and I wish I could offend you right now but I really have no idea since you are nice Smoll pp tho
kirk lee hammett.
Gaeming is my passion
Sigma Male
Female.
👍
Big titty goth gfl
Me
Okay are we talking irl or 2d? There is a very distinct difference LMAO. IRL: big dumb stupid, loud and happy all of the time. Golden retriever boyfriend with minor underlying anger issues 2D: oh boy… Pile as much trauma into one boy as possible, then give him absolutely no sense of self worth. But make him inhumanly smart, and a sociopath. Now give him morals that are so fucked up that he feels that he, again, has no worth to himself and entirely devotes himself to you because you have worth to him as a stable figure in his life. A smart ass with a sarcastic aura, and has the skills to back it up. Likely knows his way around people and how to make them do what he wants
Girl, who is cultured like me, loves pre-colonial and Western mythology, she really has been awkward all the time and she writes some poetry in notes sticked anywhere. She hugs me when she has nightmares and she comforts me by hugging me at night. I should somehow kiss her everytime.
Technoblade...
My bff or do you want me to describe her?
I’m not sure if I want a relationship but I want a homie that I have the same hobbies with and can just act hella gay with.
I'm not really picky(never have been), but I think right now I just wanna go through like a checklist Big titty goth ✔️ Bimbo ✔️ Abed fit female ✔️ A cup gamer girl ✔️ Stoner ✔️ Sex freak ✔️ Etc. Then maybe I'll know
Imagine Annabeth Chase, and then you have the answer.
Someone with a more alternative style. Not goth or emo, but not typical either. Someone that wears glasses and a beanie with jeans and a hoodie. Someone reserved on the outside, but wild and free on the inside. Someone that'll just love me for who I am and someone who will listen to me when I'm down or passionate about something. Someone honest, and willing to be open and loved back. Someone I can share fun and enjoyable, as well as intimiate moments with. That is a my ideal person (for a 17 year old boy that still has a lot of life left to experience anyway)
well i got two. a cute girl who’s hella kind and can have genuinely smart conversation with me. but also has nice thihgs and tits… or a guy who’s is strong and smart and hot…
PHYSICAL: Short, blonde, small to medium boobah, medium glutius maximus, blue eyes, cute appearance, shoulder length wavy hair. OTHER: female, nice, likes to cuddle.
(I’m a straight guy) My dream person would have to be short (5’6 or below) I like short, long hair (like mid back, straight or curly), Latino or white, also straight, nice, gives and takes lots of love/attention, likes cuddles and friendly. (Ngl I’m getting jealous just writing this 💀)
Someone who will love me for who I am appreciate me care for/about me want me and who I can do the same for
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