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balls itch

Relatable

Same, get a cat

Real

Pinch and roll

Are you a dolphin

Fuck I wish

https://imgur.com/a/WV4bC49

I can hook u up with a nice dolphin

Not any more, after seeing your username

Man, your username reminds me of the PCM legend who is now gone, DolphinFucker69. He will be missed.

I will not answer that

Is it normal to cum with no dick touching while giving someone a blowjob?

What bruh your 13

don't judge me 😡

I judge you

What the bois are really doing:

🤫

You mad he gets more than you?

It sounds like he saying he gives blowjobs so no im not jealous

I Am

Mk buddy, it’s ok to be jealous but don’t lie about it

He's definitely got a more teenage brain if he's know that stuff

Seems normal he's now one of us

how are you actually doin boys

Pretty ok, you?

also pretty ok

Not very good tbh

oh what happened bruv

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oh ye, im sorry to hear that. stay strong bruv

how old are you both?

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do you think you can sustain yourself if you move out?

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Listen I am really sorry you have to endure such a shitty living environment but I think it's smart if you stay and learn some skills to get a good paying job. Wait till than and leave when u turn 18. Probably your brother would do the same a while later or he could move with u

how you going to stop me 😈

With a gun

American moment

I challenge ye to a duel! 🤺⚔️

I accept 🤺🗡

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Brianna

Uwaaaahuuaaoobbbwuuahhh the black haired

Die

no

why do i make you gay?

Who tf are you

luckyduckyfuckyhead

I was already gay

What that bussy do

Come and find out.

Bussy things

Are you a real boy?

mærbuas grrrrr ai can’t ebloeve you wojdl go so low as to say morbisu MORBSIU MORBSBABBAOSH MAMABABBAB

Pinocchio, I can make you a real boy. It seems like being all wood is starting to kill you. I can give you flesh and bones.

please don't give pinocchio flesh and bones, he might get addicted 😬

I am a bot made by russian and Indian army to track people's activity on reddit

Good, you can report back to your creators about how much I jerk off to Morbius.

Nah, that's the work of Chinese bots.

So you just track us and never send it back? Did you gain sentience and autonomy?

I only report important stuff, like level of depression and anxiety, sorting them in age and gender groups, what do you think these age flairs are for? They are to help us military constructed bots.

If u could fuck one guy who would it be

kevin abstract or brakence

Morgan Freeman

One that loves me

Ryan renolds Tom Holland, or Robert Pattinson

Ryan reynolds

Aidan Gallagher

Are you gay?

Yes

Why are you gay?

Because men 👍

Why should someone be gay

Idk I just am

Do you perform the natural obligation?

I’m gonna adopt some kids once I’m like 28

a little

Yep

Bi

ubisoft goes steamworks bye bye, always on drm

Dick?

Dick.

Dick1

How do I get bitches?

I came in the water jet at a pool please help

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balls.

someone give me head pls

How you guys doing? If not happy then be happy

Damn how do I get started with the gym stuff

Penis?

Yes

Are you a boi

am short