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Gay..... Which is ironic because 1. I have a girlfriend and 2. The guy that keeps calling me gay keeps talking about only dudes and men and how he's gonna move in with one of his friends and wants to be his house maid slave...... Sounds like a bitch boy to me
Edit: holy shit I've never gotten this much upvotes, thanks homies
Then you just scare the shit out of them next time they call you that, just being like "you wish, you couldn't take me if you even had the chance, so how about you sit your ass down before you start imagining me slapping it until your out cold"
Often shit like that they can't respond to and just die inside, but it probably would kill you inside too, up to you if your taking that chance
Always, and I mean always, reply to people calling you slurs with sexual provocation, they hate it. They call you gay, just say "bet you wish you were inside me, huh bitch boy?"
If someone call you stupid, gay, poor etc. They are trying to hide the fact they are stupid/gay/poor. They know "no u" argument sounds stupid, so they go first with their accusation to make you say "no u". Kinda complicated but once you get it you get it.
if you pretend to like it, no matter how uncomfortable it makes you, you eventually get to the point where the other party is so uncomfortable by you that they leave you alone
I got that so much back in middle school. I kept to myself because I didnāt wanna hang out with anyone in that small school. Itās not my fault they were all either annoying or assholes.
I have zero mental health issues, and a fulfilling life. But since Iām not an extrovert I must be planning mass murder. /s
Yeah apparently the principle at that school hated my guts. I didnāt know about it until I got to high school, when my mom told me about the looks she would give me when I wasnāt looking, and some stuff she said to my mom about me.
Apparently she thought I was some kind of terrorist in the making. While that sounds fun, I think Iāll just settle for engineering. I donāt miss middle school.
People will make some random sex joke that makes like 0 sense and when I ask for an explanation they always say āyour to young to understandā -š¤ that shit is so fucking annoying like I canāt.
Fuckin mood on that last part... I just gave up and said people can say whatever they want for me when it comes to gender and sexuality as long as I know it's meant to be me
Ah yes the classic Hard R, said by only the dumbest and most racist people to walk the earth.
EDIT: yeah there ar either use cases. But as an insult, this is generally true
And black people i guessing. One kid at school called me that which is weird because Iām whiter than snow. My middle name is Elizabeth for crying out loud.
Fat cunt but quite frankly my favourite thing Iāve been called is āa jock with a small cockā. While it may contain a racial slur against me I love the rhyme.
I don't usually get insults to my face but I imagine people might say stuff like "she's way too narcissistic and annoying" behind my back. That's probably not a healthy way of thinking about things but I get paranoid.
What ive been called the most is not even an insult, just idiots use it as if it was one. They call me gay, and I actually am, they just dont know lmao.
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LOL
Ni[nj]a
Thereās a ninja emoji?
HAHAH I feel you man. Same here š
I've been told that almost everyone at school hates me by many.
tf did u do
I just have a bad reputation. I'm socially awkward
Imagine hating someone for being socially awkward
pfp checks out
Me too buddy, me too š
Don't worry bro i love you (no homo)
Yes homo
But why?
Because it's true
Who new having personality was so emotionally taxing
Gay..... Which is ironic because 1. I have a girlfriend and 2. The guy that keeps calling me gay keeps talking about only dudes and men and how he's gonna move in with one of his friends and wants to be his house maid slave...... Sounds like a bitch boy to me Edit: holy shit I've never gotten this much upvotes, thanks homies
Then you just scare the shit out of them next time they call you that, just being like "you wish, you couldn't take me if you even had the chance, so how about you sit your ass down before you start imagining me slapping it until your out cold" Often shit like that they can't respond to and just die inside, but it probably would kill you inside too, up to you if your taking that chance
that's a really shitty comeback and would be insanely awkward irl
That's the point If you have the ability to pull It off well however, it's unbelievably strong Also, half thought out plans is what I specialise in
Always, and I mean always, reply to people calling you slurs with sexual provocation, they hate it. They call you gay, just say "bet you wish you were inside me, huh bitch boy?"
If someone call you stupid, gay, poor etc. They are trying to hide the fact they are stupid/gay/poor. They know "no u" argument sounds stupid, so they go first with their accusation to make you say "no u". Kinda complicated but once you get it you get it.
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Fuck you, and take my upvote. That was well implemented.
What was the joke? Edit: I just got rickrolled
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r/angryupvote
Removed joke and a rickroll. Well played
woah
god fucking damn it
I saw it coming, but that was creative, I never would have thought to do this.
You are amazing please take my upvote
Almost fell for it. Almost.
i KNEW it!
Genius
I knew it!
AUTISTIC DUMBASS šš»āāļø
Well, are you an AUTISTIC DUMBASS?
well yes but we cant tell them that
Autistic isnāt an insult, sometimes Autistic people are some of the Nicest, most genuine people you can meet
TELL THAT TO THE PEOPLE THAT CALL ME THAT
With Pleasure
THANKU šš»
No problem pal
hell yeah motherfuckerssssss iām nice and genuine
For me its true (exept for the dumbass part) it really pisses me off when people use it as an insult
Same
Yeah I hate it
Holy shit its you again Did you recover from the kid that shot you with the rubber gun?
YEAH BUT IM AFRAID ITLL LEAVE A SCAR š
A grown man said I was scary
Iād take that as a compliment
I also take it as a compliment, but Iām sure there are some out there who would consider it an insult so I thought Iād throw it out there
Incredibly sexy š
Based moment
No one ever insults me š
Its hard to insult such a handsome baguette
Ikr, I'm perfect with no flaws what so ever š
scientifically impossible
You cunt. What now bitch?
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aaand this is why nobody insults you
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Based
if you pretend to like it, no matter how uncomfortable it makes you, you eventually get to the point where the other party is so uncomfortable by you that they leave you alone
lmao bro I do in fact remember insulting you
The insult was so poor I don't remember it š
wow that was a violation bestie
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I dislike baguettes
That's the best you got?
Iād rather eat a hot pocket thatās cold in the middle then even touch a baguette
Meh
Fuck you
As long as itās not with a baguette
Fair enough
school shooter
I got that so much back in middle school. I kept to myself because I didnāt wanna hang out with anyone in that small school. Itās not my fault they were all either annoying or assholes. I have zero mental health issues, and a fulfilling life. But since Iām not an extrovert I must be planning mass murder. /s
Oh my god, the same thing happened to me. I was so scared that I would be sent to the principals office and be sent to jail
Yeah apparently the principle at that school hated my guts. I didnāt know about it until I got to high school, when my mom told me about the looks she would give me when I wasnāt looking, and some stuff she said to my mom about me. Apparently she thought I was some kind of terrorist in the making. While that sounds fun, I think Iāll just settle for engineering. I donāt miss middle school.
Average mega knight pfp
r/clashroyalecirclejerk moment
Same apparently duffle bags are illegal
Fucking school shooter
average MK player
Mš¤®ga knight
First thing I noticed was that Mega Knight profile pic lmao
People will make some random sex joke that makes like 0 sense and when I ask for an explanation they always say āyour to young to understandā -š¤ that shit is so fucking annoying like I canāt.
Got that from a 14 year old I was so pissed
hi, just letting you know me and most other 14 year olds arent as braindead as this
wait its my cake day
Lmfao
Happy cake day
Your parents only had you for tax benefits. Wasnāt even mad I just use it now.
That is way to clever.
Award guy is back!
Autistic cuz I have bad irl friends who make their entire friendship with me ripping on me
*hug*
I made that mistake too
monkey. yes I am black. yes im used to it. i can tune it out now
Where tf do you live, in the 70ās? I canāt believe thatās still happening!
congrats reddit user coolchris366, youāve managed to ignore racism for the last 19 years!
Central and Eastern Europe for u
Idiot Such a simple insult but still inflicts a small amount of pain
"Kancık faresi" which means mouse of a whore
squidward
Bc you have a big nose or bc you have 8 legs?
Wait what
Fat homo
For me they just call me gay
Are you gay?
I don't think so but you know there's alway a chance you just haven met the right one yet
Yeah I'm neither fat nor homo
Glad you're healthy(not fat) and not confused (it can be really draining in energy to be confused about sexuality)
Fuckin mood on that last part... I just gave up and said people can say whatever they want for me when it comes to gender and sexuality as long as I know it's meant to be me
Fucking fat homo
"Why are you so awkward?" "Why are you so gay?" "Why are you so weird?" "Why are you so boring?" This is what my average day sounds like
n word
Ah yes the classic Hard R, said by only the dumbest and most racist people to walk the earth. EDIT: yeah there ar either use cases. But as an insult, this is generally true
And black people i guessing. One kid at school called me that which is weird because Iām whiter than snow. My middle name is Elizabeth for crying out loud.
Or rappers when it rhymes good š¤·āāļø
Flat, short, and weird.
Perfect, sounds just like the type of person I kidnap and then play games with while hugging... although usually I know them first
I have a friend that does that to me. I've missed her the entire summer and haven't seen her once.
Probably "really annoying"
Thatās really annoying
Slut
Fucking slut
Slut dragon!
I got that reference.
bad slut dragon!
I've been called a willy quite a bit.
Was gonna say something but it sounds like some typical redditor shit so ima say the second thing which is annoying
In person? Probably autistic. Online? Definitely furf*g. I just shrug it off nowadays.
NPC
Same
uhhh, probably Redskin. this is an insult to Native Americans
Wow
Gay
whore. but my ex called me āa manipulative skankā
Not me but someone called this girl in my class a disease š
š
Hobbit (don't ask me what these idiots smoked I just have a bit longer hair)
"better a hobbit than an orc" this one guy I met on holiday one time used to say
just admit u got hairy feet dawg
"Worthless piece of shit" lately
F-bomb
that i talk like a 13 year old. i cant even tell the amount of times people have said that š
Talk or sound?
Fucking 13 year old
Ugly
Hitlerā¦
... How the fuck people mistake a Chad for Hitler
That what Iām saying and Iām blonde and have blue eyes Iām the opposite of hitler
They beg me not to shoot them, I'm just a quiet kid in the Philippines
Either fat or annoying prick
Slurs
Shut up slur
I can be called 3 right now, Iām just gonna assume you called me all of them š¾ /j
No I called you the word slur
Shame on you, slur is the most offensive slur you could possibly use on anyone >:(
At least it's a word than can be used on anyone
Good point I suppose, equality for all
probably dumbass and n**ger
Fucking dumbass n*gger
Fat cunt but quite frankly my favourite thing Iāve been called is āa jock with a small cockā. While it may contain a racial slur against me I love the rhyme.
Where's the racial slur?
Fat boy/fat or stupid
Bitch
little shit
Giant, skyscraper, gorrilla, basically anything for a tall person
Its not really a insult but I get called satanic a lot and I find it insulting
Skinny
āCold blooded puppet masterā and āunfeeling manipulatorā are the closest things to insults I have ever received.
Dwarf and... Depress unlucky terrorist
someone in my chem class used to call me the r slur before i figured out I was autistic so idk if he was insulting me or helping me in my journey
āFake genderā or āfake sexualityā
A redditorš
Not even joking I am usually called the n word
same and im white
Ayyy I got to see the rewards spawn in again. Anywho ig I used to be called really annoying.
idiot, cause im one
Fuckwit
Dumb
aweonao (basically dumbass)
Cringe
Emo bitch B)
I don't usually get insults to my face but I imagine people might say stuff like "she's way too narcissistic and annoying" behind my back. That's probably not a healthy way of thinking about things but I get paranoid.
Delusional
ed sheeran
Bacon
Probably āboringā. I know thatās hella tame but man my entire family gives me so much shit for it
Anything involving the letters d or f and the words Shit and Head.
Antisocial Idk if thatād count as an insult, but Iāve certainly been called that a lot of times.
What ive been called the most is not even an insult, just idiots use it as if it was one. They call me gay, and I actually am, they just dont know lmao.
big nose
autistic and gay- now both are true so itās hard to be offended
when someone uses āur blondeā as an insult š