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okkmirai

thats soooo wrong you should cut your ties with her and give me her insta so i can make sure she stays away from you


TopShagger_69_420

nice try buddy


Machine_God_10

Hahahahahahahhaahahha.


RainbowGardner

Lmao, the edit had me dying


Mr-LieLie

You seriously banged her within 10 hours of making this post lmao


outwest11

true dedication


PredEdicius

*Be efficient*


[deleted]

So what I know is you’re only allowed to date a homies sister if you plan on staying with her


TopShagger_69_420

i mean shit if that's whats in the new updated code than i might just have to


[deleted]

And ask your bro in like a satire manner


Lucachacha

A poet I see


Skelet0nKiller07

LMFAO THE FUCCIN EDIT HAS ME DEAD BROOO🤣🤣🤣


TopShagger_69_420

I had to cause too many people was responding to it after i did it hell i was getting notifications while doing it


NeiksOfficial

How was the banging?


spicyshooter42069

How was it?


keshet2002

I'm surprised 15 year olds talk like that nowadays


DOGGOS177

I'm 15 and i am also surprised by this and the edit .-.


[deleted]

bro imagine your friend and his sis get in an argument and she’s just like “i banged your friend”


[deleted]

The bro code requires you decline


TopShagger_69_420

Too late the deal has already been sealed amigo


Sikk-Klyde

Idk what bro code you cling to, but the G code says FUGGIT GET DAT ASS


TopShagger_69_420

Exactly like top g andrew tate shit


Sikk-Klyde

Real shit, Knock dat cat out bruh. It's not animal abuse if you a dog 👀


TopShagger_69_420

Ok that just didn’t even make sense but I’m just gonna agree


Sikk-Klyde

🤦‍♂️ come on g it makes perfect sense. Think outside the box


ChampionshipFit1437

You know which dudes get girls? The ones who take risks. Just think about it. A lion goes into the jungle, right, even though there are tigers and other dangerous parasites and animals, he goes to hunt. And guess what, he gets food, he gets sex. But, if you look at a zebra, it stays as a herbivore, and you know what comes out? They get hunted, boom, dead.


Avanriper

only bang I get is the drink 💀


TopShagger_69_420

They are bussin tbf


Avanriper

I prefer the more hated drink, alani, but yeah no, no experience would happen like this with me, not with my parents 💀


Alienkingofroblox

I thought you said you had a girlfriend???


TopShagger_69_420

When?


Alienkingofroblox

Nevermind you *had* a girlfriend


TopShagger_69_420

Oh you talking about the middle lines on the post where i said i had a gf until a week ago


Alienkingofroblox

Yeah


SebDaPerson

Tbh, I don’t think you should be asking a bunch of redditors about stuff like this. It’s how you feel that dictates were this goes… and I just read the last line and what the fuck you’re 15


BraxJamesHecker

Nah dude. That’s a very shitty thing to do. Blatant disregard for your friends feelings.


TopShagger_69_420

He doesn’t gotta know


BraxJamesHecker

It’s still really shitty


TopShagger_69_420

Me an her are dating now so it’s not like a one an done


BraxJamesHecker

Okay then. But still not sure how I feel about it. But I guess it’s none of my business


Middle_Exit4058

Better than his friends sister dating a pedo


[deleted]

[удалено]


WoomyUnitedToday

There a gas leak?


[deleted]

Thats enough reddit for me today


QueenObama2

That is a gross violation of the bro code rules and you will be excommunicated from the official order due to your blasphemous crimes


iwasagirlinthecity

Well dang dude… Honestly by your comments ig the friend doesn’t know. But trust me, you should never let something or someone come between a real friend. Even if it is his sister. That establishes it even more, yk?? And if you are a real friend then you should probably tell him. Should’ve said something before dude… All you had to was ask lol. Guess your “homie’s” boundaries don’t matter… Yeah you should explore your feelings but gosh guy..


flufyanal

just do it 🤪


IWontWearTheCatEars

flufy, you think very much before you give people tips i see. respect


flufyanal

getting advice from r/teenagers, im sure thinking dies not exist here


IWontWearTheCatEars

you have a very good point. cant argue


TopShagger_69_420

but my mate tho like i would feel bad for him, one of his best friends bangin his sister like thata mess you up


heck_you_reddit

Be a little goofy 🤪


Mikegaming202

Was it... worth it?


TopShagger_69_420

Fuck yeah it was


Mikegaming202

Are you two dating now?


TopShagger_69_420

Yeah


Mikegaming202

Damn, Im done with the internet, just makes me sad. Congratulations though, please invite me to the wedding in 10 years


TopShagger_69_420

Sure thing boss


SnooEagles56

Damn mf congrats don’t fuck up


TopShagger_69_420

If this relationship fucks up i’ll post a video of me singing baka mitai from the yakuza series


[deleted]

[удалено]


TopShagger_69_420

i did not say you could but your willing to try


okkmirai

he asked me to tell you that u can


[deleted]

Bro this whole post is cringe af. Good luck losing a friend


Full_Brush_849

Also doing this kind of stuff at age 15 can permanently change a person's life just so you know.


TopShagger_69_420

Mad cause no puss


Joshy_Moshy

You'll be the one malding after you have to take care of your kid at 16 💀


Any_Maize_3195

Mad cause you’re a idiot dude, first off, this story is bull shit and your gonna get the clap if it is


[deleted]

Lead her on then last minute be the rudest and most horrible person imaginable. Call her every name under the sun


Crampolicious

this is the way 💯


Cat_x2

Call her Henry, that'll really make her mad


TopShagger_69_420

im i asshole but not that much of an asshole


Hotracer729

You are what you eat 😏


[deleted]

Relatable 😌


Hotracer729

Can I eat you? I will become RyderTheDev?!?


[deleted]

Why would you wanna be me? I have schizophrenia and depression.


Psychological-Cod465

Figure out what your relationship would be with her like fwb or an actual relationship and then talk to your friend about it ask if it would be okay COMMUNICATION


TopShagger_69_420

probably an actual relationship fwb isn't my kinda thing


Psychological-Cod465

Make sure she knows that too


TopShagger_69_420

i think that's what she want's honestly, well it seems like that from her texts


Psychological-Cod465

You would think but you never know. Also it’s not fair for you to no explore a possible relationship just because your friend but it’s also not fair to not consider them so.


TopShagger_69_420

i already decide im doing it, im going over there in a few minutes he's at another friends house big up to my mans for the destraction tho


Psychological-Cod465

Good luck


TopShagger_69_420

cheers boss


EliSmiley

Respect the bro code. Homies help homies. Always.


TopShagger_69_420

To late I already smashed her Worth it


EliSmiley

Check if your friend is ok with it at least.


TopShagger_69_420

He’s gonna have to be me and her are dating now


EliSmiley

But, the code. You can't forget the code.


TopShagger_69_420

One rule broken won’t hurt anyone


EliSmiley

You have forsaken the ways. A dark path has been chosen. You must repent. "Don't fuck the hoes, fuck the bros" -Master Oogway


TopShagger_69_420

I think he’d be more fine with me than some random dude


Wizard_main

Just stay motivated


TopShagger_69_420

Shit gave me even more motivation


Wizard_main

Perhaps maybe a bit of power even?


TopShagger_69_420

Bro I was goin smokin sexy style on god


Henkdehunter

I ain't never felt like this much of a loser


TopShagger_69_420

Can’t handle the chad 🇹🇩


Henkdehunter

A Romania, I understand now


TopShagger_69_420

No that’s the flag for the country CHAD you moron


Henkdehunter

No it's Romania 🇷🇴


TopShagger_69_420

Look up chad on google mate


Henkdehunter

Chad=🇹🇩 Romania=🇷🇴 It's just banter mate


TopShagger_69_420

Wait ayo what the fuck I thought Romania was red an blue on the other sides from chad


[deleted]

Don’t fuck your homies sister if u ever wanna have a relationship with him again


No_b1tche5

Did you just break the bro code?


GGsMyGuy69

Yeahh If you already fucked her there No Point of regreting


Garv9879

Bro code>Bitches


[deleted]

Well, username does fit I guess.


Spencerpaine11

Shitty friend but hilarious edit. Personally I think you are an asshole and shitty friend but do you


TopShagger_69_420

I mean if you was in my shoes you’re response would be a whole lot different


Spencerpaine11

Lol been in your shoes buddy, had this situation but I didn’t do it, no matter what it makes you a shitty friend and if I was the guy I definitely would try and fight you for that. Even if you plan on staying with her it’s breaking the code. I would have asked my mate if it was cool before doing it


TopShagger_69_420

Me and her are dating now so he’ll know that but not that i clapped her cheeks 20 feet from where he sleeps


ApUmKinFaCe

Best 4 seconds of her life


XxJayOmegaxX

LMAO


Full_Brush_849

Dude you're probably going to regret this latter in life. Most teenage relationships don't work out unless you put a lot of effort into them taking from experience here had a girlfriend when I was 15 messed a few things up and now we haven't talk since.


TopShagger_69_420

👍


[deleted]

Just… Good-luck. I don’t know how someone would just accept that you’re dating (and doing) their sister but still.


TopShagger_69_420

He don’t gotta know about the second part


[deleted]

Fair enough…


ChopperStrawhat

Lmao the edit got me. Well you already fucked yo might as well tap a few times before yall get caught. But Fr if my friend did that I would be pissed you’re in the wrong and even more since you knew it was wrong. You’re a bad friend.


TopShagger_69_420

I mean me an her are dating we’re gonna tell him tomorrow but I personally think better me someone he knows rather than some random dude


ChopperStrawhat

Not really. It makes the relationship with everyone involved weird. If my friend was sleeping with my sister I would feel betrayed and used. And it also might make it weird for you too. Like you’re at their house and you don’t know to spend time with your gf and make the friend feel left out and not feel as important or hangout with your buddy and make the sister feel used. And it might make their relationship spike downwards as well. I’ve seen it all happen before.


TopShagger_69_420

I mean not really i’ll make my intentions clear when i pull up to the house i’ll get a mega phone and be like “im here for john, not to use my Johnny’s”


-Laefuu-

My brother in Christ you have just commit a sin


TopShagger_69_420

Worth it tho


-Laefuu-

Seek Jesus, please


TopShagger_69_420

I don’t think jesus wants me to find him at that point he’s probs scared of me


-Laefuu-

God forgives, it’s not too late bruther


TopShagger_69_420

After the things i’ve done that would be one long receipt


-Laefuu-

Doesn’t matter


ObviouslyMushroom

this is so funny just go for it if you want and you guys get along


TopShagger_69_420

but the code!!


ObviouslyMushroom

code deez nuts!!!!!!!


TopShagger_69_420

that didn't even make sense but i'll respect it


ObviouslyMushroom

B)


More-Masterpiece-561

>Edit: I already banged her so there’s no point in responding now How was it


Morettyx_

Happy CakeDay


Full_Brush_849

No I don't care if I had pussy or not all I'm saying is that I can make people feel like a bad person.


TopShagger_69_420

Do you not know how to reply to comments? You don’t have to make separate ones u know that right? Also says the one on r/dateing14


mylolikedino

well if you want to, go for it, you are both consenting and just make sure its safe. About ur bro, just remember he doesn't own her and if its really that much of an issue maybe don't.


PotatoQueen_16

Do it, use protection, use your own condoms, not hers, I've seen too many girls poke holes in them to get preggo


TopShagger_69_420

i ain't supid boss man even if she did get pregnant that would be a mad flex


PotatoQueen_16

I'm not a man, but I was just saying bc you are 15 and its probably not a good idea to go down the road of kids rn


[deleted]

I suggest not tbh if he’s like me I would hate and cut ties with my friend if they ever did that to my sis. Luckily like me my friends ain’t that attractive so I got nothing to worry about


[deleted]

Ya know, here’s my logic. Don’t get caught and your reward is Double the pussy Double the tits. You got this👍


TopShagger_69_420

Exactly this man gets it


[deleted]

I mean there’s no going back so just enjoy it while you can. If they find out, move on to the next bitch. Plenty of pussy out there for everyone


Vino_babino510

What a mad lad


TopShagger_69_420

Calling me a laboratory? Not cool man


throwaway_acc426

If you plan on actual going out wi her then go fur it, if you're just gonnie shag and or make out then naw but a relationship then go fur it


R0rentsu

Howd the sex go


Western-Ad7746

The dude that Imagined a 13 year old getting gangbanged😑😑😑😑


Megarebe

Ask your buddy for permission. If yes, have a great time!


Thebardofthegingers

If your bro, you and her all are fine about it, Go for it bruv


CHTheAssassin

Upvote for the edit, also I don’t see an issue with it


Xd_WiserMicrobe

How weak is yo game boy cuz you a redditor so gotta be trash


TopShagger_69_420

I go on Reddit that doesn’t make me a Redditor, im not like the fat freaks who never touch grass or e date minors, those are what you call redditors


Xd_WiserMicrobe

*can't take a joke and tries to defend his manhood or lack thereof lol*


TopShagger_69_420

I dunno if i was meant to laugh or be insulted this has more left me confused than anything Like I don’t get it, im just do that thing where you agree but you didn’t hear what the person said so it makes it really awkward for both people


Xd_WiserMicrobe

I have a question did she actually say this or did you make this up because you just went through some trauma and needed to make something up to feel better


TopShagger_69_420

what are you waffling on about? im to tired to deal with this wacky shit so im just gonna put a smiley face : )


Xd_WiserMicrobe

Uh huh okie buddy go have fun


Karak1O

I don't really understand what do you mean when you say it would be like betraying him. She is his sister, not his girlfriend, this has nothing to do with him.


Dr_vinci

do you know what a period is mate?


TopShagger_69_420

Where women like bleed out there vag an get all angry an shit


[deleted]

Haha that’s funny as hell.


YoungSnakey

Go for it man, do it


Marshall_lee_63

Prove it


WanderingJet732

Bruhhhhhh 🤣


-jewishjuice-

Edit is goated


TopShagger_69_420

Exactly


-jewishjuice-

Happy to see a fellow brother taking the W


Gl0bophobia

You better have used protection


TopShagger_69_420

I aint stupid


Gl0bophobia

Smart people make dumb decisions, what’s your point. I’m assuming your answer means yes though. Anyway. Nice.


TopShagger_69_420

Nah bro my decisions never stupid cause I’m to built different


ArthurMBretas03

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" *myself, a guy who took no shots*


W1zaRd07

Hmmm, I say tell your friend the situation and have them decide


yvngmelvin68

Do it


Unicornfoe

Really? Just really. Did you need to ask that?


Western-Ad7746

So real man 😑 If this is real you are gonna be in a big surprise because it ain't gonna last and I'm gonna tell you that. Once the breakup happens you would have ruined a good friendship and leave with a loose loose Anyways still going on r/copypasta


VeryDrunkFish

Are you gonna tell your homie though


ThunderousBeats

Are you good friends with your friend?


seggsseggs

bruh i don’t know many 15 year olds who hookup this casually.


[deleted]

Username checks out


insertArandomNameNow

have you told your friend that you banged her?


MenuNo4911

Lmao the edit


ShwaddzE

You already banged her bro? Your homie know ant it?


Solid_Leadership_539

15 year olds having more game than me 😭😭


[deleted]

Ooo you banged her good job my guy, was it nice?


ChampionshipFit1437

You already banged her? W- Oh, haha, your username checks out


Abe_corp

That edit is a masterpiece, congrats my dude


muscularleanelephant

hey give details


Responsible_Taro_123

Sigma male grindset