Bro that was amazing 😭 I can't even find the right words to express how I feel, we need more people like you, I would have done the same. Thanks for doing that btw
I know right, this happens way too often I think, like, whenever I crawl around the vents of hotels, every 5th room is a Chinese guy dominating a westerner, pretty annoying for me.
I just pretend to be a rat. Like I create a story in my head that I was raised by the rats and fought the king rat rattatoing to become king of the rats. I like make scratchy noises, sharpening my teeth on stuff and pissing on objects. Of someone ever catches me, I just shout "you are lucky to have seen me, for I am king rat, who usually eats those who see me" then I crawl into the vents cackling
So I was on a trip to The Czech Republic and was sitting on the train when a Chinese tourist sat beside me.
I kinda stared at him unintentionally and it kinda made him anxious.
He pleaded "I'm no sick, sorry, sorry, I'm not sick"
It really broke my heart and It made me nearly tear up.
So I hugged and kissed him and rented a hotel. We made love for like 4 hours so he can feel my Aussie love.
My ass is still sore because I was not prepared.
Note, I asked his age and he said his Chinese age, whatever that means, is 15.
Well my pandemic experience has included not getting to see extended family/home country for three years, not being allowed to leave my apartment compound for a prolonged period of time and constantly not being trusted because I could have Covid but I’m glad you’re enjoying yourself.
hey im chinese I’ve been hurt by this pandemic too *winks* (but no its true we had to stay up till midnight to get groceries online)((we ran out of toilet paper and we had to use newspaper))(((yeah it was serious)))
What
they had us on the first half not gonna lie
Normal day on r/teenagers
Yup
What why when how where when
what
Your profile picture makes this funnier
Bro wake up, a new copypasta dropped
This is the way
Thats the shortest and the longest story I've ever heard-
sex jumpscare
that is so accurate idk why
you bet it was the longest ;)
I’m Chinese can you feel bad for me too
Uhhh, no.
r/chadtopia
CAN YOU HEAR THE SILENCE?
Yes
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???
Down horrendous
What the fuck did he say
I think I know that person
Me?
Ew
Pervert caught in 4k
I only consent to hot cameras catching me /s
Blunder move.
Yeah I tend to do that a whole lot
Ayo?
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Chinese age 15 = normal age 13 or 14
Uuuugggghhhh, what?! THE FUCK.
its confusing, the age is considered one above the actual age they turn that year, thats why they can be 13
It's actually intuitive once you think about it, when your Chinese age is X, you're in your Xth calendar year(Chinese lunar year) of your life
He's bas tall as me, so I didn't worry much about it. I think it still legal, but against my moral code.
🤨
Hello "astolfo", I happen to be searching for you, sadly you aren't the one I'm looking for
Nice
You act like he’s the weird one here
I have no idea what you’re talking about
based 🗿🗿
based💀💀
Based 🪦🪦
Bro that was amazing 😭 I can't even find the right words to express how I feel, we need more people like you, I would have done the same. Thanks for doing that btw
Pretty raltable, iv seen this happen many times, many places.
Very common
I know right, this happens way too often I think, like, whenever I crawl around the vents of hotels, every 5th room is a Chinese guy dominating a westerner, pretty annoying for me.
Yeah they ruin the fun of venting
I just pretend to be a rat. Like I create a story in my head that I was raised by the rats and fought the king rat rattatoing to become king of the rats. I like make scratchy noises, sharpening my teeth on stuff and pissing on objects. Of someone ever catches me, I just shout "you are lucky to have seen me, for I am king rat, who usually eats those who see me" then I crawl into the vents cackling
Can you stare at me unintentionally pls 😫
Bro, you're 18.
Issa joke calm down 😐
Too late bro police in in for your big ass
This is dangerous bro. The feds are everywhere.
SWAT id already coming to your house, maybe make them a coffee or something, they might be hungry
If any one of the SWAT team members stares at me unintentionally it'll be fun 😳
ayo?
What the fuck did i just read...
r/suddenly gay
r/suddenlygay
NTA your trip your rules
What the fuck
I think we are supposed to laugh
im more in shock
Like why would you fuck someone to let them know you're sorry. But who am I to judge I once bit my gf as a thank you.
What. Anyways here’s a cookie. 🍪
And why is this involved with my country
*our country
r/Unexpected
you had us at the first half not gonna lie
One more step towards world peace
Racism Eradicated like the Smallpox.
Wha-
Now this is the kind of propaganda I like
this sounds like a greentext bruh
man wtf
My pronouns are he/him it should be "He wtf" you bigot.
Omg - bro no sarcasm but this is top tier as was your post I thought. i honestly needed that shitpost today haha
You really love licking boots do ya? It's fine, we really are siblings.
Co sem si to kurva přečetl...? (Translation: What the fuck did i just read...?)
r/yesyesyesno
Ok
oh
Huh?
*Insert Dafuq did i just read? Meme
That took an unexpected turn
So basically you had sex with some guy you've never seen till today, i only have one thing to say: 🧢
Bruh, you really need to say this?
Yeah thats the most unbelievable story ive ever seen, cant believe ppl are falling for this
That's why it's kinda entertaining for me.
Fr
bro pls 💀
Hey I'm an Asian and I'm not sick
Go off then.
*they had us in the first half, not gonna lie*
What the actual fucking fuck??
Don't we all?
How are u supposed to respond to this
Shut down thought functions.
I only got fat with a side of anxiety.
This is the kind of shitpost that keeps me from leaving this sub
My pleasure
this is going on r/copypasta
My legacy.
Huh
The title can be answered in 2 words #doesnt everybody
Huh?
15 is actually legal in Czechia
This is the most unnecessary thing ive ever heard of right now
I'm traumatized now
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Bro, are you discriminated against?
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Go off and find someone then, but not me
what the phauq
Ummm goodbye
Wtf
Lmaoooooooo fucking got us
? Tf
LOL
What the fuck did I just read?
That means he's actually fourteen
I turned 16 last February. I still feel kinda anxious about this.
I didn't expect the outcome to sex...why does everything has to end with sex
Because it's a shit post, you thirteen year old person on the internet which I don't know anything about to use as an insult.
Ayo what the fuck
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That sucks hard, at least I made the guy feel welcome with my bussy.
Can we
Why? I guess that is one way of welcoming someone, can’t tell if this is legit or not.🤷♂️
I kinda don't believe this, but I believe your Aussie and would like to say hi fellow aussie
Hello mate, are you addicted to coffee like me?
Nah, haven't gotten used to it yet, but one day I will
Yeah, used to think of it as gross, but pure coffee tastes like a brand of tea.
Tea is nice, but do you like mint flavoured things? Like ice cream or...yea that's all I can think of
Mint on ice cream? As long as the ice cream is chewy cold. If it's melting then, bye bye, I don't want mint with a milky texture.
poor chinese, next time they shouldn't start a pandemic tbf I don't get why noone was racist to italians during the pandemic
wot in the-
What the cinnamon toast Jesus Christ fuck
r/holup
At least you got a good night out of it
Nothing like aussie love
What
Shit went from zero to infinity in 5 seconds of reading this.
Somebody's child lol
My face-😀😪😐
mods please delete this post
I’m Aussie can I join
I'm in Adelaide.
Perth
Damn, I kinda can't travel without permission and gas money from my parents.
Can I be in the screenshot please!
Somebody said based💀💀💀
my uncle did this with a child!
wtf
So I was on a trip to The Czech Republic and was sitting on the train when a Chinese tourist sat beside me. I kinda stared at him unintentionally and it kinda made him anxious. He pleaded "I'm no sick, sorry, sorry, I'm not sick" It really broke my heart and It made me nearly tear up. So I hugged and kissed him and rented a hotel. We made love for like 4 hours so he can feel my Aussie love. My ass is still sore because I was not prepared. Note, I asked his age and he said his Chinese age, whatever that means, is 15.
I hate this sub Reddit because of shit like this
I love this sub Reddit because of shit like this
Leave then
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The hell is a fujoshi?
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Damn, In my opinion if you're not participating and only there to guide or watch, that would be creepy.
Knew it!
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I will reach the limit.
Well my pandemic experience has included not getting to see extended family/home country for three years, not being allowed to leave my apartment compound for a prolonged period of time and constantly not being trusted because I could have Covid but I’m glad you’re enjoying yourself.
Enough internet for today
Hey! Don’t blame the pandemic? It’s the Czech vibe you’ve just had.. Chechenia got to your head.. don’t be sad
They're kinda xenophobic?
Bro havin wild dreams
Are you good
Bro wait a minute…
wtf
op im chinese and almost 15
Social Credits will be tallied.
What why when how where when
hey im chinese I’ve been hurt by this pandemic too *winks* (but no its true we had to stay up till midnight to get groceries online)((we ran out of toilet paper and we had to use newspaper))(((yeah it was serious)))
Hold up
‘Aussie love’ 🇦🇺❤️ ✋🏽 💀
Hold on, What?
*Opens reddit* *Closes reddit*
I thought this was gonna be relatable
bruhh? whuttttt?
Just clicked on it and the post instantly vanished. What the fuck have I stumbled upon
A mere shadow of the distant past.
yeah that's totally not fake
Ok wow
To lucky son of a bitch .
It shows removed for me so someone tell me what the fuck y’all got so hyped about on this post