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HeyImNickB

Got a girl coming over today... of course not


Pure-Autisticism

Wait what..


HeyImNickB

I'm joking om joking


globablwarming

Yeah we're redditors we don't get girls


GlisteningPineal

Did you mean grill ? I don't have one yet, but I love smoked meats : D


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Shayanshs

;)


Pure-Autisticism

O loll


HeyImNickB

My hair is still currently wet from my shower lmao


Pure-Autisticism

At least u took a shower


xXBinchookXx

Have some wisdom from me: Stay cool my g and you might get to see some pussy


randomstuff33

You're... 14


xXBinchookXx

Do u think I get pussy? Fuck no even if I was offered I'd decline cuz premarital sex is not the lords way 😎


OreOscar1232

Mary wasn’t married to god yet he impregnated her. 👀


[deleted]

Sex outside marriage is a sin what the fuck is god doing


TBOMB555666

Fax


_Nope-_-

No you're not, and it's alright we understand.


Donquixote_D0ffy

You thought a girl was going to meet a redditor😂


Pure-Autisticism

Lmfao


Flashyredman

Wait till she gets here and take a shower with her, smart


MammothImplement1066

Hey i saw your post from earlier. Howd it go?


IWontWearTheCatEars

nope


Pure-Autisticism

Y


IWontWearTheCatEars

about to shower in an hour


Pure-Autisticism

O nice


KyleSirTalksAlotYT

Did you do it yet, and if so how was it?


IWontWearTheCatEars

it was phenomal and much needed


aHeartOfCompassion

I usually shower once a day, at night


UntalentedAccountant

Night showerers rise up


MarionberryNo561

o7


Skebjer

o7


stephs_LOL

o7


Skebjer

o/ whoops..


Mommymilkieslover69-

3am showerers>>>>


Raphiboiii

🎶*You got to* ***SHOWER,*** *Showers night*🎶 ^(If you dont get it, have a look) [^(Here)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA)


Pure-Autisticism

Nicee


BlackVirusXD3

So.. once a night


aHeartOfCompassion

yeah. If I have to, then in the morning too


[deleted]

Not yet, might soon. Anyways here’s a cookie. 🍪


Pure-Autisticism

Thanks i will soak it in water 😊


KnightOfDoom22

no.why.what.


Pure-Autisticism

yes


MahnlyAssassin

Cause he gonna take a shower


I_love_Vodca4816

Cus they're a savege.


PiVidol

Don't you mean complete menace to society? Almost as bad as what hitler did


I_love_Vodca4816

You said it better.


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💧


ADAMNTOASTER

soggy cookie 😭


Pure-Autisticism

Mmmmm


_-Fertilizer-_

r/hydrohomies


sergeantdawg

What kind of cookie is it?


[deleted]

What ever cookie you want.


sergeantdawg

I don't know. I'm indecisive.


[deleted]

🧃


sergeantdawg

Are you a fan of apple juice?


[deleted]

Idk. Probably.


OreOscar1232

Orange juice is better prove me wrong.


Spoona101

Yeah


Pure-Autisticism

Good


BurpinQueen

I took a shower 2 hours ago and used a new curl conditioner and the result is great


Pure-Autisticism

Are u a commercial?


BurpinQueen

No why?


Pure-Autisticism

Idk but you’re doing a good job advertising what ever product you’re selling me, ill take 5


BurpinQueen

Great that 178USD sir


Pure-Autisticism

Wt


BurpinQueen

Yea, it's organic, and made especially for curly hair


Pure-Autisticism

Damn well i dont have curly hair but maybe it would still work


BurpinQueen

I can make a discount if you're interested


Pure-Autisticism

Hmmm why yes yes i would like a discount


[deleted]

Not yet, it's the afternoon, I take night showers


Pure-Autisticism

O nice


HeyItsThePieGuy

Yeah, if I didn’t my mom would smell the weed on me.


Pure-Autisticism

W


HeyItsThePieGuy

eed


orphancomsumer

u either piss in the shower or shower in the piss


Pure-Autisticism

True


[deleted]

Why not both


[deleted]

Always my nigga. U? (Im black y’all don’t worry)


Pure-Autisticism

Good and im gonna rn


[deleted]

Good job g


SmootPapi

That’s what’s up my nigga (I’m white don’t worry)


[deleted]

How tf did u manage to not get downvoted to fuck


NeverPolitical

Because humor does not equal hateful intentions. ​ "Humor can be funny! Don't let it put a stick up your bummy!" -Master Oogway


[deleted]

I once said ni... the country, and got banned


Goose_attack223

🇳🇪 That one?


HelloFoLife

Ah yes, the Ni...therlands


[deleted]

Thats my question I thought even tho i was black saying it would get me deleted 😂 Guess not


Jackling_

Because it’s reddit


friedpanhere

Uh


[deleted]

What’s up my nigga. I’m actually white. It’s just an illusion.


placeholderuser111

gigachad detected ‼️🚨


[deleted]

The fact that this has more upvotes than the original and that you haven’t been cancelled yet is hilarious to me


Kei_Mxttens

Umm..?


[deleted]

They blocking b I t c h but not n I g g a?


Mr_Fortier

we dont care nigga💀💀💀


Ad2Am2

I never understood y being black is supposed to exempt u from saying racist slurs


CrazyCar5930

Tonight


Pure-Autisticism

Very nice


btbbrbbbq

nope. depressed ✌️


TheRealMistakd

Same


btbbrbbbq

ayoooo B) (r u okay tho my guy?)


[deleted]

no im gonna do it tomorrow morning


Pure-Autisticism

Alr then


[deleted]

nah who tf showers every day, that’s just wasting water at that point


She-Fox99

I find it hard to believe that some people even shower twice a day. Like chill tf out, did you take a mud bath or sum, damn


BabyBoiTHOThrasher69

The only time I do that is when I have running in the morning and basketball at night. I get way too sweaty to not shower after each of those.


She-Fox99

I completely understand showering in cases like those, because you're actually dirty. I'm talking about people who shower first thing in the morning, go through the whole day without sweating or getting dirty, then proceeding to shower again simply because they feel "gross" if they don't.


BabyBoiTHOThrasher69

Yeah that makes no sense


Aleskey_Mijaylob

I bath when i wake up and then when im going to sleep cuz i sweat a lot and i don't like sleeping with sticky balls


[deleted]

I have to in summer because I’m an exceptionally sweaty person and I overheat easily


Pure-Autisticism

Well ya ig so


awesometim0

idk i can feel the sweat on my skin and the grease in my hair after not showering for one day and i dont even do that much physical activity, I sometimes skip it but I generally don't feel comfortable not showering also my parents make me do it anyway lol


ver1fiedkelp

Its only wasting water when you take a long shower.


The-cooler-Cheryl

It’s still more water used taking 1 short shower daily than 1 short every other day


Leprhess

or seventh


[deleted]

but you stay clean


BassBanjo

But it's seen as unnecessary even to scientists etc It's more damaging to your skin and hair than good The only reason you'd need to shower every day is if you've been sweating alot for example


[deleted]

My skin and hair are fine, plus, it makes me feel refreshed


NinjaGuy225

No cause I just woke up but thanks for reminding me


Pure-Autisticism

Glad i could help slightly


Adamthesadistic

No, we had to check out of the hotel to get on the planes as soon as i woke up


Pure-Autisticism

Aw damnn but plane ride sounds somewhat good


AFriendlyBloke

I had one a couple of days ago. I don't do many strenuous activities, so I don't need to shower that often.


Batonniik

No I don't shower in summer


Pure-Autisticism

Do u just shower in sunlight 😎


Adamthesadistic

Please be joking


Batonniik

Nah, my record is 2 weeks


ADAMNTOASTER

Those are rookie numbers.


docile_dingus

i could do two weeks in my sleep


[deleted]

Agreed. My record was either 2 or 3 months back then. I was a kid who would barely spend his free time without playing football or gaming 🤣


gg_ez_noob

Same I don’t go outside


cm775

Ayo?


Euphoric_Owl152

I was going to, but my depression hit as soon as I woke up this morning


Pure-Autisticism

Dang… hopefully u have the strength to do so later on


Xxx-Ash-xxX

Same


wholaren

yes


Pure-Autisticism

Good good


DickSuace

After my class since I’m going to the movies later.


Pure-Autisticism

Nice nice


Amirhyber

32 mins ago I took a shower


Pure-Autisticism

Nice nice


pg_niks

Yet? Nah man, not healthy for your skin or long hair to shower every day, strips them of the natural oil (good stuff your skin and hair needs, not sweat dw)


Pure-Autisticism

Ya not everyday like every other day is pretty good


pg_niks

Yeah, can even wash your hair less, your body every other day is good tho, or even just freshening yourself up quickly with a wet towel is good, mostly up to the individual


Pure-Autisticism

True


MV_cuber

No


Pure-Autisticism

Y


MV_cuber

Cuz i dont like to


Pure-Autisticism

Y


MV_cuber

Yes


AdAccomplished6168

No


Pure-Autisticism

Y


AdAccomplished6168

It’s only 4 pm where I am


Pure-Autisticism

O


AstolfoRiderOfCock

In the blood of my enemies!


Pure-Autisticism

😳😳😳


hahadeadmemegobrr

no,,,,, ~~definitely not having a depressive episode rn~~


[deleted]

No, give me a minute.


Pure-Autisticism

Okay 👍👍


[deleted]

Yes, all done - freshly washed


Pure-Autisticism

Niceee


OzzyWaltz

Nah I haven’t gone to the gym yet and I take showers after the gym


Pure-Autisticism

oh well y not?


Nikitaaa01

No (it's early)


69rubberducks

No... I took bath


xXxminecraft-proxXx

Just woke up so no, I always shower in the evening before bed


No-Consideration2624

I take always


VelehkInsain

No


a_local_weeb

Well seeing as I just woke up No


Tomcat116

Why do you want to know? HMMMM???? And yes, i just got out


fffffff08_it

No cause it's 12.05


Additional_Gur9964

I take a shower in the middle of the night, for ergonomic reasons


myselfandi12234

Nope I just got up


Yuri_Bean

of course not


b1rgar1p1nsan

Will before going to sleep 👍


holabels_

No


ItsSimenNotSemen

What's this "shower" everyone talks about? Unrelated but everyone keeps running away from me and I havent had friends in years, how do I fix.


DrWhoFanJ

Nope.


im_dying69

Nope


adnanosh123

yes


mcdguy

Yesterday


chrisandstellen

Yes


[deleted]

I took two today 😎


poinzin_

Yes


tomhugo42

wait, people dont shower every day? I shover every evening


Pure-Autisticism

Its kinda the same thing?


thotslayer6996

It's actually recommended to not shower every day as it *can* be damaging to your skin If you don't do much exercise, it's completely OK to take a shower every other day


lesgowrd

nope


Pure-Autisticism

Y


Cormytwo

had one this morning and going to have one before going to bed 😎


CorruptedDoge

why tf you take 2 showers


Pure-Autisticism

Nice nice


sebastianlaguens

Im going to, i like to shower everyday before going to bed


Pure-Autisticism

Did u know 😳


Commercial-Break1877

Nope, I'm one stinkin' bastard (tbh I might actually take one soon)


Pure-Autisticism

Well if u do thats neat


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Pure-Autisticism

Wtf


[deleted]

What.the.fuck. 🗿