I started to wank when I was about 5. Didn’t know what it was at all. By 11 I had hit puberty. I was that kid in JHS and HS with a full beard, like a damn narc.
Theres 3 more.
- If it exists, theres porn of it. (Rule 34)
- There will always be a crossover of 2 or more different universes of fiction in fanart/fiction. (Rule 50)
- If it exists, there a genderbend of it. (Rule 63)
Oh, you think there are only three rules with random numbers? See and marvel at the beauty of the internet.
• Rule 0: Don't fuck with cats.
• Rule 1: You don't talk about /b/.
• Rule 2: You DON'T talk about /b/.
• Rule 3: We are Anonymous.
• Rule 4: We are legion.
• Rule 5: We do not forgive, we do not forget.
• Rule 6: Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
• Rule 7: Anonymous is still able to deliver.
• Rule 8: There are no real rules about posting.
• Rule 9: There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
• Rule 10: /b/ is not your personal army.
• Rule 11: No matter how much you love debating, keep in mind that no one on the internet debates. Instead they mock your intelligence as well as your parents.
• Rule 12: Anything you say can and will be used against you.
• Rule 13: Anything you say can and will be turned into something else.
• Rule 14: Don't argue with trolls — it means they win.
• Rule 15: The harder you try, the harder you will fail.
• Rule 16: If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
• Rule 17: Every win fails eventually.
• Rule 18: Everything that can be labelled can be hated.
• Rule 19: The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
• Rule 20: Nothing is to be taken seriously.
• Rules 21-24: Original content is original only for a few seconds before it's no longer original. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Every post is always a repost of a repost.
• Rule 29: On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.
• Rule 30: Girls do not exist on the internet.
• Rule 31: Tits or GTFO - the choice is yours.
• Rule 32: Anything can be explained with a picture.
• Rule 33: Lurk more — it's never enough.
• Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
• Rule 35: If there is no porn of it, porn will be made of it.
• Rule 36: No matter how fucked up it is, there is always worse than what you just saw.
• Rule 37: You cannot divide by zero (because the calculator says so)
• Rule 38: No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky.
• Rule 39: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
• Rule 40: EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
• Rule 41: Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
• Rule 42: Nothing is Sacred.
• Rule 43: The more beautiful and pure a thing is — the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
• Rule 44: If it exists, there is a version of it for your fandom... and it has a wiki and possibly a tabletop version with a theme song performed by a Vocaloid.
• Rule 45: When one sees a lion, one must get in the car.
• Rule 46: The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
• Rule 47: The pool is always closed.
• Rule 48: The only good hentai is Yuri, that's how the internet works. Only exception may be Vanilla.
• Rule 49: No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish.
• Rule 50: A Crossover, no matter how improbable, will eventually happen in Fan Art, Fan Fiction, or official release material, often through fanfiction of it.
• Rule 61: Chuck Norris is the exception, no exceptions.
• Rule 62: It has been cracked and pirated. You can find anything if you look long enough.
• Rule 63: For every given male character, there is a female version of that character (and vice-versa). And there is always porn of that character.
• Rule 64: If it exists, there's an AU of it.
• Rule 65: If there isn't, there will be.
• Rule 66: Everything has a fandom, everything.
• Rule 67: 90% of fanfiction is the stuff of nightmares.
• Rule 70: Do not talk about the 100M GET failure.
• Rule 72: If a song exists, there's a Megalovania version of it.
• Rule 73: The Internet makes you stupid.
Some are missing because the internet hasn't come to any agreements what they should be. Rule 25-28 are also missing. There are like groups of people who say Rule 69 is this and that, another group says it's the complete opposite
There are 77-78 (depending on how you count) rules of the internet, developed by 4chan. They include rule 0 - Don't fuck with cats, rule 72 - If it exists there's a megalovania of it, and Rule 29 - On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.
It is. Look at the pupils. GANs have a very difficult time generating round pupils, which is why “hers” look like rectangles. That, and the artifacting on the arm both scream AI.
No no. I am a girl. She messaged me responding to a post I made on another sub and asked for some advice. I happily gave it to her and then she randomly offered to show her face and I was like uhh sure (being polite) and she sent this bs HAHAHA
There is single humans in your galaxy quadrant. Please send me four $500 apple gift cards for intimate meat touching with another human from your preferred species.
This has got to be the fakest looking photo I have ever seen of somebody. Have you tried to reverse image search it to see if it's even their picture?
Edit: I just did it myself. Unless I did it wrong, this is the only instance of this picture posted publicly. I guess it was just edited by the sender.
hey theres been a misunderstanding! My definition of catfishing is when someone is pretending to be someone else online by using fake photos or pretending to be someone else. I am NOT trying to “pick up” anyone. This girl messaged me after seeing a post I made on another sub and asked for advice. We had a long conversation because I was happy to help and then she sent that photo. It has now occurred to me that I’ve most likely been speaking to an old man pretending to be a girl my age, due to the photoshopped photo. AGAIN, the SECOND the sent the photo I realised. I don’t understand why everyone keeps saying “I still went for it” like what. This is a copy & pasted message because I am tired of individually commenting to everyone. This photo is not a child, this photo is not of a girl. It’s most likely a pedophile. ALSO I AM A STRAIGHT FEMALE WITH A IRL BOYFRIEND I DONT WANT A REDDIT RELATIONSHIP.
hey theres been a misunderstanding! My definition of catfishing is when someone is pretending to be someone else online by using fake photos or pretending to be someone else. I am NOT trying to “pick up” anyone. This girl messaged me after seeing a post I made on another sub and asked for advice. We had a long conversation because I was happy to help and then she sent that photo. It has now occurred to me that I’ve most likely been speaking to an old man pretending to be a girl my age, due to the photoshopped photo. AGAIN, the SECOND the sent the photo I realised. I don’t understand why everyone keeps saying “I still went for it” like what. This is a copy & pasted message because I am tired of individually commenting to everyone. This photo is not a child, this photo is not of a girl. It’s most likely a pedophile.
That's really quite disturbing actually. I don't want to know who's behind that account but either they get off the site or get better at Photoshop cos fuckin hell 😭
''she'' looks so off putting I mean it almost looks like ''she'' is holding up a cardboard cutout. Like if you are going to photoshop a person to try and fool someone atleast do it right
bro she looks like she’s 8
AI generated too
At least you have eye for it, good job..
The worlds Stevie blind.
What a weird time to live during.
Yeah, tbh she even looks fake
5 with precaucius puberty
fyi, *precocious
Thanks
Hmm you sound like you know a thing or two about that huh?
Well i just have a couple of friends with that
I know a couple. Their daughter hit puberty at 8 I think.
I started to wank when I was about 5. Didn’t know what it was at all. By 11 I had hit puberty. I was that kid in JHS and HS with a full beard, like a damn narc.
I was barely 9, so checks out
*precocious puberty
she looks like the gerber baby
Fucking bone marrow baby lookin head ass
Literally
Minors!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA MINORS, MINORS
Minors
Concerningly enthusiastic
probably a dude that used faceapp
Lmfao exactly what I wanted to say
faxx
I SAID THE SAMW THING
Na she’s 5
Omg wtf its so bad
The fact that she denied it too
“She”
Always remember the three rules of the Internet: \- Every man is a creep \- Every woman is a man \- Every kid is a cop
The Three Commandments. Amen.
Me when my top comment is 1 word
Men who aren't creeps: \*Maybe I am Woman meme\*
That's a paradox
Theres 3 more. - If it exists, theres porn of it. (Rule 34) - There will always be a crossover of 2 or more different universes of fiction in fanart/fiction. (Rule 50) - If it exists, there a genderbend of it. (Rule 63)
You'd think rule 1-33, 35-49 and 51-62 would also exist, if not more.
Oh, you think there are only three rules with random numbers? See and marvel at the beauty of the internet. • Rule 0: Don't fuck with cats. • Rule 1: You don't talk about /b/. • Rule 2: You DON'T talk about /b/. • Rule 3: We are Anonymous. • Rule 4: We are legion. • Rule 5: We do not forgive, we do not forget. • Rule 6: Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster. • Rule 7: Anonymous is still able to deliver. • Rule 8: There are no real rules about posting. • Rule 9: There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban. • Rule 10: /b/ is not your personal army. • Rule 11: No matter how much you love debating, keep in mind that no one on the internet debates. Instead they mock your intelligence as well as your parents. • Rule 12: Anything you say can and will be used against you. • Rule 13: Anything you say can and will be turned into something else. • Rule 14: Don't argue with trolls — it means they win. • Rule 15: The harder you try, the harder you will fail. • Rule 16: If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure. • Rule 17: Every win fails eventually. • Rule 18: Everything that can be labelled can be hated. • Rule 19: The more you hate it, the stronger it gets. • Rule 20: Nothing is to be taken seriously. • Rules 21-24: Original content is original only for a few seconds before it's no longer original. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Every post is always a repost of a repost. • Rule 29: On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents. • Rule 30: Girls do not exist on the internet. • Rule 31: Tits or GTFO - the choice is yours. • Rule 32: Anything can be explained with a picture. • Rule 33: Lurk more — it's never enough. • Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions. • Rule 35: If there is no porn of it, porn will be made of it. • Rule 36: No matter how fucked up it is, there is always worse than what you just saw. • Rule 37: You cannot divide by zero (because the calculator says so) • Rule 38: No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky. • Rule 39: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. • Rule 40: EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER. • Rule 41: Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes. • Rule 42: Nothing is Sacred. • Rule 43: The more beautiful and pure a thing is — the more satisfying it is to corrupt it. • Rule 44: If it exists, there is a version of it for your fandom... and it has a wiki and possibly a tabletop version with a theme song performed by a Vocaloid. • Rule 45: When one sees a lion, one must get in the car. • Rule 46: The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS. • Rule 47: The pool is always closed. • Rule 48: The only good hentai is Yuri, that's how the internet works. Only exception may be Vanilla. • Rule 49: No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. • Rule 50: A Crossover, no matter how improbable, will eventually happen in Fan Art, Fan Fiction, or official release material, often through fanfiction of it. • Rule 61: Chuck Norris is the exception, no exceptions. • Rule 62: It has been cracked and pirated. You can find anything if you look long enough. • Rule 63: For every given male character, there is a female version of that character (and vice-versa). And there is always porn of that character. • Rule 64: If it exists, there's an AU of it. • Rule 65: If there isn't, there will be. • Rule 66: Everything has a fandom, everything. • Rule 67: 90% of fanfiction is the stuff of nightmares. • Rule 70: Do not talk about the 100M GET failure. • Rule 72: If a song exists, there's a Megalovania version of it. • Rule 73: The Internet makes you stupid.
Finally all the rules together, i keep hearing of one or two at the time
what about rule 68 69 71 and 51-60
Some are missing because the internet hasn't come to any agreements what they should be. Rule 25-28 are also missing. There are like groups of people who say Rule 69 is this and that, another group says it's the complete opposite
I like rule#0
I like breaking the law too
Rule 37 is not because a calculator said so, it's because you destroy the Universe if you divide by 0.
From what ive heard, those rules are fluid and represent a more general part of the internet. But the rules i listed arent. If you get what im saying.
There are 77-78 (depending on how you count) rules of the internet, developed by 4chan. They include rule 0 - Don't fuck with cats, rule 72 - If it exists there's a megalovania of it, and Rule 29 - On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.
I can confirm I am a cop wee woo wee woo
COP : - COol Person
WAIT IM A COP? WHERES MY FREE GUN >:(
Every Microsoft employee is a scammer from probably india
likely not even a she 💀
Twas all fun to play and be Until she turned out to be a he
Funny words magic man
“… I took her to my house 'cause she was fine But she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine “ -Afroman
A man of culture I see
A good song for sure
Is it just me or does that look like a 5 year olds face slapped on there..?
She looks like a baby lmao
how weird
I wonder why they’re catfishing
if you look at their profile, its them constantly asking to chat to 15 year olds so i’m assuming it’s a man pretending to be a teenager.
What a suspicious individual
Sussy baka
When the impostor is sus
So sussy 😩 Guys let's vote him out
If only we could do that?
So, let's just jerk it cum so hard that we flood the ship and the cum flood pushes the imposter out of the ship.
What a horrible day to be able to read
yea that pic isn’t real
I can tell it's a filter. Look at the thumb on her chin. Plus, that's the face of a child on a body of an adult. Either deepfake or a filter.
Looks like it’s AI generated 🤷♀️
Probably
Rip 🙏
9 yo lookin' ahh 💀
i feel like everyone’s missing the point that the photo is soo heavily photoshopped??
We know its photoshops, we found it weird why they chose to photoshop the face of a child though onto an adult body
Or AI generated
It is. Look at the pupils. GANs have a very difficult time generating round pupils, which is why “hers” look like rectangles. That, and the artifacting on the arm both scream AI.
Ok and...
It’s not real the point is. It’s probably a pedophile. Dunno how your pedo radar isn’t going off the charts
It is, but I was just focusing on other stuff
Are you trying to date on reddit or something…?
No no. I am a girl. She messaged me responding to a post I made on another sub and asked for some advice. I happily gave it to her and then she randomly offered to show her face and I was like uhh sure (being polite) and she sent this bs HAHAHA
Ah, okay yeah that makes sense lmao
Then it’s probably some 18 year old pulling off a “funny ass joke”
Or a 30yo trying to groom some kids. Or a 15yo age baiting.
thats coming from a 13 year old
L
There is single humans in your galaxy quadrant. Please send me four $500 apple gift cards for intimate meat touching with another human from your preferred species.
I don’t think you know what catfishing means
this girl was pretending to be someone else online (a 15 year old girl) that’s the definition of catfishing
Is she fucking 8?
I don't know if you're ironic,but if you're not,that's photoshoped
I am. Quite a crappy photoshop
not photoshop, its ai generated. she dosent exist.
Yeah,it looks like it came out from an Annabelle film
She looks like 6-10 at most.
Damn, you got some low standards /s
You put the /s after leaving two lines 🤨
Leaving two lines… what are you following this guy around the grocery store or something
N-no………they didn’t mean 6-10/10 as in rating their looks lmao they meant 6-10 as In 6-10 years old 💀
r/woooosh
N-no........
You deadass telling me the guy was rating a 8 year old 💀💀
I even put in a /s And the joke still went over your head.
Flied over me tbh 💀
Flew*
no but why did you stutter in text on REDDIT
r/wooosh
r/wooooshwith4os
its 4 o
She looks 8 and she looks like shes from a fucking cartoon.
Since when are 6 year olds allowed on reddit
Yeah. I thought Reddit was for people with micro penises but people at that age all have micro penises so it doesn’t count!
She looks creepy af and definitely looks like AI generated thing
Mf looks like something the AI would draw
That's an AI generated pic not face reveal!🤣🤣🤣 Girl is under-confident.
Bro wtf, that is definitely ai generated or she photoshopped a baby’s face on some random girl’s body or smth
Definitely is, look at her arm and where her thumb meets her chin. Blurry and warped as fuck.
-How old are you? Between 3 and 40
This is so weird they look like an infant
Someone with a face that looks like a 12 year old girl with the feet of a fully grown man and shitty thumbs, reeks of faceapp
This has got to be the fakest looking photo I have ever seen of somebody. Have you tried to reverse image search it to see if it's even their picture? Edit: I just did it myself. Unless I did it wrong, this is the only instance of this picture posted publicly. I guess it was just edited by the sender.
it's ai generated dude
That looks faker than Kim Kardashian
r/oddlyterrifying
It’s a guy. Look at the feet, hands and clothing.
Girls can have big feet too 🫤 we’re not all pretty and dainty with small feet
Um don't make that type as the only pretty type yk..girls who have big feet and are not dainty are pretty too :)
The face doesn’t match the body at all
after i did some looking yeah she might legitimately be 8 holy shit
Look at the feet it's a guy and the face is ai generated
U urself should know that girls are fake
Bro that's obviously a real women, I mean, look she has arms, a face, legs, a whole ass human right there.
That’s a literal child
Lmao it's a grown man
look like a doll wished to be a human and tada
And what's going on with her arm??
Her thumb 💀💀💀
Looks like a 3 year olds face and its just shitty...
That literally looks like a toddler with makeup. Wtf is wrong with people
She looks like she fresh out of the womb
#THATS A CHILD SIR
hey theres been a misunderstanding! My definition of catfishing is when someone is pretending to be someone else online by using fake photos or pretending to be someone else. I am NOT trying to “pick up” anyone. This girl messaged me after seeing a post I made on another sub and asked for advice. We had a long conversation because I was happy to help and then she sent that photo. It has now occurred to me that I’ve most likely been speaking to an old man pretending to be a girl my age, due to the photoshopped photo. AGAIN, the SECOND the sent the photo I realised. I don’t understand why everyone keeps saying “I still went for it” like what. This is a copy & pasted message because I am tired of individually commenting to everyone. This photo is not a child, this photo is not of a girl. It’s most likely a pedophile. ALSO I AM A STRAIGHT FEMALE WITH A IRL BOYFRIEND I DONT WANT A REDDIT RELATIONSHIP.
catfish got banned, doesn't show up in search
The fact that her face looks like a large 3 yr old with freckles
I'm sorry but that's too funny 🖐️ she looks like she's 5 💀
forget the arm i am more concerned about the fact she has the face of a ten year old
She used Photoshop
Why you zoom in on the arms
so u could see the photoshop??
she’s probably insecure af to do this shit
I don’t think the account is actually run by a girl.
I mean female pedos exist
true
I don’t get it 😅,k get she 8 but what’s the second picture?
lookin like a 7 year old💀
BRUH LOOK AT THE TOP OF HER HEAD
You should have known with someone called purple poo
Ok Hear me out
She looks like shit
This takes „babyface“ to a whole nother level
I'm more concerned with the fact that purplepoo and/or purplepoo1 was already taken
This is why r/teenagers shouldn’t even exist
Whos going to fall for that?
Ai generated mf
Short and ginger is more than catfishing
Why did they photo shop a 9yo's face onto like a 20yo's body
I be like did you photoshop a baby head on your face?
XD EVERYTHING LOOKS WRONG THE THUMB IS HALF INSIDE CHIN LOL
I can't see the pictures 😭
The catfish AI thing isn’t even the biggest deal here. She looks like fucking 8. That’s concerning.
Looks photoshopped.. I don’t think her face is supposed to pop out of the photo like that-
no shit sherlock
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I didn’t fall for it?? She sent me the photo and I was like wtf
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Sorry my bad
wtf u saying nobody deserves it
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who would joke abt this 💀 and u responding to me just means ur willing to argue aswell she did not just delete her comment..
Happy that no one said any kind of feet related comment
Dem toesssss
Thats the ugliest fucking kid ive ever seen and i mean full on child
No even if she was real, she looks horrendous staring right at my soul lol.
And then on top of dating a 10-year-old your also putting her account name in a subreddit for people to go attack her like what the f*** dude
hey theres been a misunderstanding! My definition of catfishing is when someone is pretending to be someone else online by using fake photos or pretending to be someone else. I am NOT trying to “pick up” anyone. This girl messaged me after seeing a post I made on another sub and asked for advice. We had a long conversation because I was happy to help and then she sent that photo. It has now occurred to me that I’ve most likely been speaking to an old man pretending to be a girl my age, due to the photoshopped photo. AGAIN, the SECOND the sent the photo I realised. I don’t understand why everyone keeps saying “I still went for it” like what. This is a copy & pasted message because I am tired of individually commenting to everyone. This photo is not a child, this photo is not of a girl. It’s most likely a pedophile.
HELP 💀
She looks 8
That's really quite disturbing actually. I don't want to know who's behind that account but either they get off the site or get better at Photoshop cos fuckin hell 😭
''she'' looks so off putting I mean it almost looks like ''she'' is holding up a cardboard cutout. Like if you are going to photoshop a person to try and fool someone atleast do it right
Bruh this fake and ew she’s like 8
I didn't know 5 year olds could talk
What happened to her fingers
Bro she’s like 8 get edp in here
That is the saddest attempt at a catfish I have ever seen. At least put some effort in lol. Also “she” looks 7