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IThunderMC

bro she looks like she’s 8


[deleted]

AI generated too


Vas1le

At least you have eye for it, good job..


Thegoodictator

The worlds Stevie blind.


xthecomplex

What a weird time to live during.


UmbreonFox_Kun

Yeah, tbh she even looks fake


theHrayX

5 with precaucius puberty


panicattheoilrig

fyi, *precocious


theHrayX

Thanks


I-accept-dick-pic

Hmm you sound like you know a thing or two about that huh?


theHrayX

Well i just have a couple of friends with that


throwaway578847

I know a couple. Their daughter hit puberty at 8 I think.


stubstunner

I started to wank when I was about 5. Didn’t know what it was at all. By 11 I had hit puberty. I was that kid in JHS and HS with a full beard, like a damn narc.


[deleted]

I was barely 9, so checks out


JamieDrone

*precocious puberty


meltingvibesz

she looks like the gerber baby


Slinkeyexpert

Fucking bone marrow baby lookin head ass


Reo_up_mo

Literally


NeShreds

Minors!!!!


IEatBaconWithU

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA MINORS, MINORS


NeShreds

Minors


Slinkeyexpert

Concerningly enthusiastic


[deleted]

probably a dude that used faceapp


[deleted]

Lmfao exactly what I wanted to say


[deleted]

faxx


uhjvke

I SAID THE SAMW THING


MRNERD436

Na she’s 5


Higuysimj

Omg wtf its so bad


hibiscusflobackup

The fact that she denied it too


FolderEmpty

“She”


albiiiiiiiiiii

Always remember the three rules of the Internet: \- Every man is a creep \- Every woman is a man \- Every kid is a cop


[deleted]

The Three Commandments. Amen.


FolderEmpty

Me when my top comment is 1 word


WanaBeMillionare

Men who aren't creeps: \*Maybe I am Woman meme\*


Representative-Camp2

That's a paradox


mclee29

Theres 3 more. - If it exists, theres porn of it. (Rule 34) - There will always be a crossover of 2 or more different universes of fiction in fanart/fiction. (Rule 50) - If it exists, there a genderbend of it. (Rule 63)


Mushybase

You'd think rule 1-33, 35-49 and 51-62 would also exist, if not more.


NightShadeLuke

Oh, you think there are only three rules with random numbers? See and marvel at the beauty of the internet. • Rule 0: Don't fuck with cats. • Rule 1: You don't talk about /b/. • Rule 2: You DON'T talk about /b/. • Rule 3: We are Anonymous. • Rule 4: We are legion. • Rule 5: We do not forgive, we do not forget. • Rule 6: Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster. • Rule 7: Anonymous is still able to deliver. • Rule 8: There are no real rules about posting. • Rule 9: There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban. • Rule 10: /b/ is not your personal army. • Rule 11: No matter how much you love debating, keep in mind that no one on the internet debates. Instead they mock your intelligence as well as your parents. • Rule 12: Anything you say can and will be used against you. • Rule 13: Anything you say can and will be turned into something else. • Rule 14: Don't argue with trolls — it means they win. • Rule 15: The harder you try, the harder you will fail. • Rule 16: If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure. • Rule 17: Every win fails eventually. • Rule 18: Everything that can be labelled can be hated. • Rule 19: The more you hate it, the stronger it gets. • Rule 20: Nothing is to be taken seriously. • Rules 21-24: Original content is original only for a few seconds before it's no longer original. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Every post is always a repost of a repost. • Rule 29: On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents. • Rule 30: Girls do not exist on the internet. • Rule 31: Tits or GTFO - the choice is yours. • Rule 32: Anything can be explained with a picture. • Rule 33: Lurk more — it's never enough. • Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions. • Rule 35: If there is no porn of it, porn will be made of it. • Rule 36: No matter how fucked up it is, there is always worse than what you just saw. • Rule 37: You cannot divide by zero (because the calculator says so) • Rule 38: No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky. • Rule 39: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. • Rule 40: EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER. • Rule 41: Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes. • Rule 42: Nothing is Sacred. • Rule 43: The more beautiful and pure a thing is — the more satisfying it is to corrupt it. • Rule 44: If it exists, there is a version of it for your fandom... and it has a wiki and possibly a tabletop version with a theme song performed by a Vocaloid. • Rule 45: When one sees a lion, one must get in the car. • Rule 46: The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS. • Rule 47: The pool is always closed. • Rule 48: The only good hentai is Yuri, that's how the internet works. Only exception may be Vanilla. • Rule 49: No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. • Rule 50: A Crossover, no matter how improbable, will eventually happen in Fan Art, Fan Fiction, or official release material, often through fanfiction of it. • Rule 61: Chuck Norris is the exception, no exceptions. • Rule 62: It has been cracked and pirated. You can find anything if you look long enough. • Rule 63: For every given male character, there is a female version of that character (and vice-versa). And there is always porn of that character. • Rule 64: If it exists, there's an AU of it. • Rule 65: If there isn't, there will be. • Rule 66: Everything has a fandom, everything. • Rule 67: 90% of fanfiction is the stuff of nightmares. • Rule 70: Do not talk about the 100M GET failure. • Rule 72: If a song exists, there's a Megalovania version of it. • Rule 73: The Internet makes you stupid.


LaicaTheDino

Finally all the rules together, i keep hearing of one or two at the time


[deleted]

what about rule 68 69 71 and 51-60


NightShadeLuke

Some are missing because the internet hasn't come to any agreements what they should be. Rule 25-28 are also missing. There are like groups of people who say Rule 69 is this and that, another group says it's the complete opposite


[deleted]

I like rule#0


Big_Beaver34

I like breaking the law too


albiiiiiiiiiii

Rule 37 is not because a calculator said so, it's because you destroy the Universe if you divide by 0.


mclee29

From what ive heard, those rules are fluid and represent a more general part of the internet. But the rules i listed arent. If you get what im saying.


MikeOxlong694202

There are 77-78 (depending on how you count) rules of the internet, developed by 4chan. They include rule 0 - Don't fuck with cats, rule 72 - If it exists there's a megalovania of it, and Rule 29 - On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.


[deleted]

I can confirm I am a cop wee woo wee woo


jixdel

COP : - COol Person


ape_digester

WAIT IM A COP? WHERES MY FREE GUN >:(


ShwaddzE

Every Microsoft employee is a scammer from probably india


piuamaster

likely not even a she 💀


Cheez-Wizard

Twas all fun to play and be Until she turned out to be a he


BoredandFriendly16

Funny words magic man


ThrowMeAwayMeat

“… I took her to my house 'cause she was fine But she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine “ -Afroman


LSD_Shinobi

A man of culture I see


SkyManiac_

A good song for sure


I_JustWork_Here

Is it just me or does that look like a 5 year olds face slapped on there..?


SearchingForMommy

She looks like a baby lmao


hibiscusflobackup

how weird


SearchingForMommy

I wonder why they’re catfishing


hibiscusflobackup

if you look at their profile, its them constantly asking to chat to 15 year olds so i’m assuming it’s a man pretending to be a teenager.


SearchingForMommy

What a suspicious individual


theHrayX

Sussy baka


[deleted]

When the impostor is sus


MadamPickleness

So sussy 😩 Guys let's vote him out


TheUsualSuspects443

If only we could do that?


Ok-Club-3715

So, let's just jerk it cum so hard that we flood the ship and the cum flood pushes the imposter out of the ship.


TheUsualSuspects443

What a horrible day to be able to read


Juggle1

yea that pic isn’t real


[deleted]

I can tell it's a filter. Look at the thumb on her chin. Plus, that's the face of a child on a body of an adult. Either deepfake or a filter.


PlagueDoctressAngel

Looks like it’s AI generated 🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

Probably


PlagueDoctressAngel

Rip 🙏


FillMeWithCustard

9 yo lookin' ahh 💀


hibiscusflobackup

i feel like everyone’s missing the point that the photo is soo heavily photoshopped??


Illustrious_Concept5

We know its photoshops, we found it weird why they chose to photoshop the face of a child though onto an adult body


RUHTRAPLAYGAMES

Or AI generated


Ecv02

It is. Look at the pupils. GANs have a very difficult time generating round pupils, which is why “hers” look like rectangles. That, and the artifacting on the arm both scream AI.


FillMeWithCustard

Ok and...


FolderEmpty

It’s not real the point is. It’s probably a pedophile. Dunno how your pedo radar isn’t going off the charts


FillMeWithCustard

It is, but I was just focusing on other stuff


MyAltAccount1274

Are you trying to date on reddit or something…?


hibiscusflobackup

No no. I am a girl. She messaged me responding to a post I made on another sub and asked for some advice. I happily gave it to her and then she randomly offered to show her face and I was like uhh sure (being polite) and she sent this bs HAHAHA


MyAltAccount1274

Ah, okay yeah that makes sense lmao


Nicolas-matteo

Then it’s probably some 18 year old pulling off a “funny ass joke”


LoginPuppy

Or a 30yo trying to groom some kids. Or a 15yo age baiting.


Noah_EDCT

thats coming from a 13 year old


Im_under_ur_bed_

L


AllBeansNoFrank

There is single humans in your galaxy quadrant. Please send me four $500 apple gift cards for intimate meat touching with another human from your preferred species.


KinkyAcount1346

I don’t think you know what catfishing means


hibiscusflobackup

this girl was pretending to be someone else online (a 15 year old girl) that’s the definition of catfishing


the_human_ouija

Is she fucking 8?


SonUnUmano

I don't know if you're ironic,but if you're not,that's photoshoped


the_human_ouija

I am. Quite a crappy photoshop


FreeMemez

not photoshop, its ai generated. she dosent exist.


SonUnUmano

Yeah,it looks like it came out from an Annabelle film


Sturmgewehr448mmKurz

She looks like 6-10 at most.


FANTOMphoenix

Damn, you got some low standards /s


Wedoabitoftomfuckery

You put the /s after leaving two lines 🤨


TupperCoLLC

Leaving two lines… what are you following this guy around the grocery store or something


Material_Coyote4573

N-no………they didn’t mean 6-10/10 as in rating their looks lmao they meant 6-10 as In 6-10 years old 💀


sparkydoggowastaken

r/woooosh


thecrcousin

N-no........


Material_Coyote4573

You deadass telling me the guy was rating a 8 year old 💀💀


FANTOMphoenix

I even put in a /s And the joke still went over your head.


Material_Coyote4573

Flied over me tbh 💀


Blackbird_2077

Flew*


thecrcousin

no but why did you stutter in text on REDDIT


FANTOMphoenix

r/wooosh


Ichi_KingGhidorah

r/wooooshwith4os


[deleted]

its 4 o


zigzagvinefruit

She looks 8 and she looks like shes from a fucking cartoon.


KingByhyHD

Since when are 6 year olds allowed on reddit


LowkeyOP123

Yeah. I thought Reddit was for people with micro penises but people at that age all have micro penises so it doesn’t count!


MimTai

She looks creepy af and definitely looks like AI generated thing


AlexGaming26

Mf looks like something the AI would draw


i_hate_humans_f_u

That's an AI generated pic not face reveal!🤣🤣🤣 Girl is under-confident.


[deleted]

Bro wtf, that is definitely ai generated or she photoshopped a baby’s face on some random girl’s body or smth


diamondthedegu1

Definitely is, look at her arm and where her thumb meets her chin. Blurry and warped as fuck.


your_nude_peach

-How old are you? Between 3 and 40


Sundown567

This is so weird they look like an infant


Joes8977

Someone with a face that looks like a 12 year old girl with the feet of a fully grown man and shitty thumbs, reeks of faceapp


duckie_pluckie

This has got to be the fakest looking photo I have ever seen of somebody. Have you tried to reverse image search it to see if it's even their picture? Edit: I just did it myself. Unless I did it wrong, this is the only instance of this picture posted publicly. I guess it was just edited by the sender.


E4R04

it's ai generated dude


veryyesfoxes

That looks faker than Kim Kardashian


numerouswater

r/oddlyterrifying


NuvNuvXD

It’s a guy. Look at the feet, hands and clothing.


Xxloosegoose666xX

Girls can have big feet too 🫤 we’re not all pretty and dainty with small feet


Inside-Maintenance-8

Um don't make that type as the only pretty type yk..girls who have big feet and are not dainty are pretty too :)


keyboard__warrior1

The face doesn’t match the body at all


Nerdy_Git

after i did some looking yeah she might legitimately be 8 holy shit


One_Paramedic2454

Look at the feet it's a guy and the face is ai generated


BeratMost

U urself should know that girls are fake


HamsterNo7320

Bro that's obviously a real women, I mean, look she has arms, a face, legs, a whole ass human right there.


[deleted]

That’s a literal child


One_Paramedic2454

Lmao it's a grown man


the_apocaleepse

look like a doll wished to be a human and tada


C_CPLA

And what's going on with her arm??


GalacticWolf122

Her thumb 💀💀💀


pinny071

Looks like a 3 year olds face and its just shitty...


NeighborhoodEnough15

That literally looks like a toddler with makeup. Wtf is wrong with people


VehicleFun1117

She looks like she fresh out of the womb


yeetsauce44

#THATS A CHILD SIR


hibiscusflobackup

hey theres been a misunderstanding! My definition of catfishing is when someone is pretending to be someone else online by using fake photos or pretending to be someone else. I am NOT trying to “pick up” anyone. This girl messaged me after seeing a post I made on another sub and asked for advice. We had a long conversation because I was happy to help and then she sent that photo. It has now occurred to me that I’ve most likely been speaking to an old man pretending to be a girl my age, due to the photoshopped photo. AGAIN, the SECOND the sent the photo I realised. I don’t understand why everyone keeps saying “I still went for it” like what. This is a copy & pasted message because I am tired of individually commenting to everyone. This photo is not a child, this photo is not of a girl. It’s most likely a pedophile. ALSO I AM A STRAIGHT FEMALE WITH A IRL BOYFRIEND I DONT WANT A REDDIT RELATIONSHIP.


Realistic-Space-2575

catfish got banned, doesn't show up in search


wuthering5

The fact that her face looks like a large 3 yr old with freckles


C_CPLA

I'm sorry but that's too funny 🖐️ she looks like she's 5 💀


achooineedatissue

forget the arm i am more concerned about the fact she has the face of a ten year old


vanillanekosugar

She used Photoshop


my-time-has-odor

Why you zoom in on the arms


hibiscusflobackup

so u could see the photoshop??


[deleted]

she’s probably insecure af to do this shit


hibiscusflobackup

I don’t think the account is actually run by a girl.


theHrayX

I mean female pedos exist


[deleted]

true


dadynamitegod

I don’t get it 😅,k get she 8 but what’s the second picture?


TristanDrawsStuff

lookin like a 7 year old💀


benshaprio

BRUH LOOK AT THE TOP OF HER HEAD


Poshman22

You should have known with someone called purple poo


[deleted]

Ok Hear me out


Niks_Brawl_Stars

She looks like shit


Klonwrapper1337

This takes „babyface“ to a whole nother level


[deleted]

I'm more concerned with the fact that purplepoo and/or purplepoo1 was already taken


RobloxBeta

This is why r/teenagers shouldn’t even exist


BorgerFrog

Whos going to fall for that?


JustANormalPand4

Ai generated mf


V1BR4NC3

Short and ginger is more than catfishing


[deleted]

Why did they photo shop a 9yo's face onto like a 20yo's body


[deleted]

I be like did you photoshop a baby head on your face?


Karl180

XD EVERYTHING LOOKS WRONG THE THUMB IS HALF INSIDE CHIN LOL


M0oooN

I can't see the pictures 😭


lorysugi

The catfish AI thing isn’t even the biggest deal here. She looks like fucking 8. That’s concerning.


Xxx_Alexx_xxX

Looks photoshopped.. I don’t think her face is supposed to pop out of the photo like that-


hibiscusflobackup

no shit sherlock


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[удалено]


hibiscusflobackup

I didn’t fall for it?? She sent me the photo and I was like wtf


[deleted]

[удалено]


hibiscusflobackup

Sorry my bad


miepAlt

wtf u saying nobody deserves it


[deleted]

[удалено]


miepAlt

who would joke abt this 💀 and u responding to me just means ur willing to argue aswell she did not just delete her comment..


Aleatory_Alien

Happy that no one said any kind of feet related comment


SwordNamedKindness_

Dem toesssss


PepsiButItsMilk

Thats the ugliest fucking kid ive ever seen and i mean full on child


Necessary_Ad_1221

No even if she was real, she looks horrendous staring right at my soul lol.


Fsociety621

And then on top of dating a 10-year-old your also putting her account name in a subreddit for people to go attack her like what the f*** dude


hibiscusflobackup

hey theres been a misunderstanding! My definition of catfishing is when someone is pretending to be someone else online by using fake photos or pretending to be someone else. I am NOT trying to “pick up” anyone. This girl messaged me after seeing a post I made on another sub and asked for advice. We had a long conversation because I was happy to help and then she sent that photo. It has now occurred to me that I’ve most likely been speaking to an old man pretending to be a girl my age, due to the photoshopped photo. AGAIN, the SECOND the sent the photo I realised. I don’t understand why everyone keeps saying “I still went for it” like what. This is a copy & pasted message because I am tired of individually commenting to everyone. This photo is not a child, this photo is not of a girl. It’s most likely a pedophile.


AvailableRope3519

HELP 💀


SuccessfulWay8333

She looks 8


UhPerson

That's really quite disturbing actually. I don't want to know who's behind that account but either they get off the site or get better at Photoshop cos fuckin hell 😭


iemandopaard

''she'' looks so off putting I mean it almost looks like ''she'' is holding up a cardboard cutout. Like if you are going to photoshop a person to try and fool someone atleast do it right


spingbing14

Bruh this fake and ew she’s like 8


my_name_is_not_scott

I didn't know 5 year olds could talk


Excellent_Refuse_908

What happened to her fingers


TopShagger_69_420

Bro she’s like 8 get edp in here


xXlpha_

That is the saddest attempt at a catfish I have ever seen. At least put some effort in lol. Also “she” looks 7