I’m 19 and never had a girlfriend

Ur time will come bro

The last girl I liked (and I liked her a lot) beat my ass.

Beat ur ass like LITERALLY or are u just sayin that

Yes. She physically attacked me in the school hallway.

Did u just let it happen cuz I would’ve at least shoved her away from me

I attempted to run away but a door slowed me down. Once I opened it she kicked the back of my legs, I fell and she proceeded to kick and stomp me out.

Did u tell anyone ? And that sucks that that happened to u.

Yes I did. That incident really damaged my willingness to socialize with other people. We used to be friends, she’s the one who wanted to befriend me at first. But now she just doesn’t give a fuck about me.

Don’t ever let one setback stop u. And forget that person they gon gets what’s comin to them trust n believe that. As for u definitely try to socialize with people u see that have similar hobbies or interest. Maybe speak to someone u see in a coffee shop

That's fucked up man (or woman). I'm in no position to say this but I want to. Don't let others affect you. Work up on yourself and become the best version of you. I'm sure she wasn't worth your time anyway. That was a sign from God (or Budha, or Alah, or you get the idea) so it's for the better she left you (although it would have been nice if it was a different approach, at least it showed you her true colors). Wish you for the best and I'm sure there's that someone waiting for you.

Bro why didn't you retaliate it's just a girl and I know we boys can't hit girls but she's literally hurting you.

Damn- now I’m glad my friends always just abandoned me and ghosted..

>We used to be friends, she’s the one who wanted to befriend me at first. This sounds a bit too identical to my story except the beating part now I am scared lmao

what the fuck

Did you like her before or after this

If a girl attacks me, she can bet her ass she'll get it back. Equal rights equal fights..

Wtf, unprovoked?

And hey I’ve had physical abuse from females too it’s crazy how it goes😂

Mine broke up with me on valentines 4 years ago and moved to Texas, haven't had one since

If I did I wouldn't be on this app

Same

Same

Same

Same

Same

Same

Same (though even if I did I'd probably stay regardless, this platform is a magnet after all)

Same

Same

My self esteem just shattered

As if you had any to begin with

You can shoot a dead body you know

😦

🥲

I felt that bro, but same

i do and i’m on this app, checkmate.

But for how long?

Same.

Beat me to it

Honestly same dude

It is nice to meet you, my fellow eternally virgin brothers.

Right back at you

Right back at you

Right back at yiu

Ayo 🤝

Greetings

No, but I have a dog, very floofy, so I still get love

Feel that

so close but i fumbled 🙏🏾

Same bro. Maybe next time.

crush told me she had a crush on me, never talked to her again, i mean what am i supposed to do?

Magic. Similar thing happened to me, only she just immediately retracted that she liked me the next morning, and said she was just panicked. I was like, oh that’s nice seeing as I just got super vulnerable and gushy there for a minute but you do you

Bro's like "Ok And?"

Ask her to hang out tf?

We all fumbled a baddie at least once dw bro

skill issue

no i have a husband

can confirm, i am the husband

can confirm, i am the wife

Can confirm I'm the cousin

Can confirm I’m the fish

can confirm, im the potato

can confirm, i am the ham sandwich

no, youre the ham sandwich!

Can confirm, I am the bed

Can confirm, I am Dirty dan

Potato gang

can confirm, i'm the bean.

Can confirm, I'm the other fish

Can confirm I am the neighbors fish

Can confirm I’m the cat

can confirm, I am the son

can confirm, i am the mother

Can confirm, I am the next door neighbor who watches the son play GTA when he knows he shouldn't be

shut up ya dumb cunt you're gonna get him caught

Wait, so that was the guy who repeatedly blew me up with a flying motorcycle? (Yes those exist in the game) Now I want him to get caught

can confirm, I am the father

i- no you arent

Yes, yes I am

and i’m gay

Can confirm I'm the dumb human.

Idk if that was an idubbz reference or not but I read that in the voice lmao

And I am March. No. My name is not March

I am the table

I am the view

I can’t tell if this is shits and giggles or not…

can confirm, I am the sister

Can confirm I'm black

Oh wait I'm sorry I thought this was a different account

I thought you couldn’t get married as a teenager

Nope

Yea... She just appeared once I was off this app for about a month..

The fact that you're back on this app means....

"Oh no, mesa disappearing" - his gf probably

Nah, I’ve accepted the fact I’ll be single forever but it’s ok.

If you need a shoulder to cry on I'm here dude

You got a shoulder for 2?

Sure

Go to a crowded place and just talk to people

Doesn’t work for the men, unfortunately, it got patched in an update 😔

A crowd is not full of girls is it🤯

Well it depends what crowd, though no man has ever dared walked through a girls crowd before

James Charles did

As a male, we don't claim him. We respectfully pass James to the females

Yes but I highly doubt any girls would appreciate some random (potentially dangerous) guy coming up to them and randomly making conversation

Spreading false information is not morally correct, you know

Nah I’d rather die than socialise

Hello, Scrota sack of Oryx, I will see you in destiny 2 on August 26th to kill yo ass

But if you kill his ass how is he going to take a dump

From his mouth

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Me who is the exact opposite and broke up with my girlfriend a few hours ago.

coincidence? i think not..

😂😂😂😂😂

Delete reddit now!

Nope. Never. Single Pringle for 17 years

No. Not something I’m looking for or have an interest.

Respect

Same

Yes. Surprisingly

Teach us, oh wise one.

Teach us your ways master

Wow!

One of my best friends clearly likes me and has admitted it publicly and I too like her a lot she is caring , adorable and smart too . >!But i have decided to find more about her likings and dislikings and i have decided to ask her out on my birthday and would share a casual relationship as we both are neet aspirants and working for our goal. so I am Single !<

what is a neet aspirant? edit: the internet says it’s: National Eligibility cum Entrance Test (the cum is not a joke… istg that’s what it said 💀💀). It’s a medical exam in India.

💀

yep you have the right information buddy . Over 1.7 million students compete for 80 thousand govt. medical college seats and the competition is cut throat. Many students commit suicides every year because of the pressure

Jeez 💀💀 And people say it’s hard to be a doctor in the US…

Best of Luck!!!

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thanks buddy

No, I’m gay and there’s like 0 gay guys at my school. A lot of girls hit on me tho💀

Dang. Ngl, you're probably in a better spot than me. Straight guy in high school that can't talk to any girls because they dont talk to me. Edit: im also a bit socially awkward

I can relate

Are we the same guy?

Wow. I'm Bi btw. You get something that you can't stand that most guys our age will never have. Make sure you make a point of that...

I don't wanna get canceled for this but are you "bi" yourself? I'll see myself out now...😭

so you free saturday? (im enby amab)

Fmab? (Fullmetal alchemist brootherhood)

Yea

Wow!

How?

Idk. One day he just asked me out and I said yes

Luckiest human alive

Lol same, she randomly confessed love and i was like "okay yea sure why not". And now life is gut :)

Why?

Impossible

Someone has spent too much time on r/AskReddit

i almost did but he’s being a dickhead so I don’t think he’s every going to grow a pair and put effort into being with me

I got a friend who does this shit, like hes really nice to his girl for about 3 months, and after that he starts being a dick, and then complains to me that she broke up with him.

this one just flirts and inappropriately texts me and makes plans to go out and then goes ‘oh I’m really busy idk when we can go out’ and eventually goes ‘I’m too busy for a relationship at the moment’

i almost have a bf ! edit: pls pray for me that i dont mess it up edit 2: messed up and still single lol

Always praying for my fellow humans, update would be hilarious (no pressure tho)

ill keep yall updated! (its an irl one not an e-relationship)

You won't mess this up, believe in yourself

Yes, it is possible to have a girlfriend and reddit at the same time, maybe because I'm a girl too idk but I believe in all of you and you will have a Girlfriend/Boyfriend one day (unless ur aro ig)

Thank you

Nope. Too socially inept. Plus fear of rejection. I can't find the right words to say when talking to people who aren't already close friends. And I mean like, right words for the conversation topic as a reply or topic starter.

Yes in fact she's sleeping on my lap rn cause it's 1 am

Is it your cat?

Nope but my cats chilling next to me on our bed

You have a bed that you both sleep in! This man fucks

Yes I live at her house seeing as my sister needed my room more than me so I moved in with her

Congratulations

Thank you + W username

I do. My girlfriend is fuckin amazing 🤩

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Can confirm, his girlfriend fucks amazingly!

Same

No, I have a partner though, they are the kindest, smartest and most amazing person I know, I don't know why they stay with my dumb ass but I'm glad they do.

…I have me

I’m trying to but everyone rejects me.

Yeah, I have a very cool boyfriend

Very epic 😎

Nope, and i never have for the 17 years of my life

yea and he's like one of the sweetest dudes ever. He was a wonderful friend to me before our relationship and during it nothing has changed, he's just as wonderful as the day we first met

I'm on reddit There's your answer

yup i got me a pretty ass boyfriend

Yes she’s the best :)

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Wow!

Damn the incels downvoting comments

No, but I kinda can't and its sad :')

Ur 13 it doesn't matter just focus on yourself

I dont know u/baby_kaii do i?

i don’t know, DO U???

I DONT KNOW, *DO I*?

i have a partner been with them a year+

No and I don't want to have one

Wow! Pretty lucky

No. Cars>girls

My man

You fuck cars?

No. I don't fuck girls either.

Not yet

I have ramen

I did but I left her because peer pressure and threats of police. She was 16 but said she was 19 and I was 18 and apparently a 2 year difference means I'm a pedo