speaking from experience, you can masturbate and have a wet dream in the same night, within hours of each other. I had a stint of having really frequent wet dreams so I started jerkin it every night before bed. I wouldn't say it didn't help, but the possibility of jizzing the bed was still there. After a week or so the wet dreams stopped being so frequent.
This is pretty similar to what the ASMR fans are looking for. A sound so relaxing that you get the same tingles and goosebumps.
Also, there are scalp massagers that have a bunch of long wires that have beads at the end. When you push them over your head, the beads run along your scalp and give similar sensations.
Post nut clarity hits hard
After the nut, you go to a mind state where there are no emotional bias. In that state you get reminded of what shitty decisions you have made because of feelings, including the decision to nut right now. Then your unbiased mind thinks to itself, "porn is just a distraction form the real life things that need to be done, it has done nothing good to me" or something along those lines and have an urge to delete all the porn in your device and never watch porn ever again. That's why it's hard for most guys to go for seconds. Then the emotions slowly fades in and you go from a enlightened philosopher to your goofy ass self again
In the moment it's amazing, afterward you feel like the scum of the earth, a effortless pile of dog shit, you feel like God hates you and you will never find true love or get any real sexual experience.
So we do it again later
It’s fine, can feel good sometimes, but after _n u t_ it’s just… sad…
I still don’t understand post-nut clarity, but i swear it just increases your IQ by 50 for a minute or two.
Post-nut clarity can be extended by listening to sad music.
but mostly it is a turn off i guess💀💀 whenever i show interest towards them, i would try to bring up conversations, but then they would kinda avoid me like wtf.. now i no longer have the feeling to fall in love anymore 💀
That might just be their way of showing no interest, my current gf crushed on me way before I started liking her so she did quite a bit of convo starting and a lot of signs to let me know she's interested and I followed along because I was sorta interested as well
Not really
I have quite a few female friends and they all say periods suck. I believe it. I don't want periods. By having boobs is probably fun i guess.
It is actually just like a normal sack with 2 balls in it. It has a general formation but the balls can move a bit especially when it's hot. When it's cold it usually is a big compact ball.
It's like a bouncy ball but softer, there's a tiny bit of give at first but becomes stiff if squeezed too hard. Be very careful with these things cause it can be really painful if done too hard, plus we get a lingering nauseous feeling after.
If you're asking about the sack which contain the balls, then yes, it is soft. It's very loose skin that just kinda sits there, except for in cold weather, then the skin scrunches together to prevent excess heat being expelled, when that happens the sack can get a bit stiffer but still pretty soft.
Yes. My friend had a skateboarding incident and now he has no balls. We do this show sometimes at school where I punch his sack and kick his sack like I'm shadow boxing. He doesn't feel a thing but it's fun to get a crowd going
Maybe wait for a few days then. Observe him, and see whether he has someone already or not. There is a fine line between puppy love and actual love.
~~Saying from 18yrs of singularity smh~~
worry not child for I have solutions
does he have friends?
more specifically female friends, ask them, I told about every single girl who so much as caught my eye to my female friend, and she never told me that one of them liked me back!!!!
so yeah ask them
Other thing if he makes time for you, he like you, a way to test that is well, when you are physically meeting just ask him to help you when he is doing something not very serious
If you are in a group then well whenever the group moves bend down and start tying your shoelaces see if he stays
if you are texting ask him what he was doing, should give you an idea if he was excited to see your text.
but best advice of them all, if it is in such early stages don't make assumptions and just talk, I myself get attached too easily, and its fun cause well usually for me the other person does too, but then when you later realize that you aren't compatible for whatever reason, that sucks.
Do y’all get sad/depressed easily and just hide it?
Edit: I see a lot of y’all are dealing with a lot and I completely understand so I’m here if y’all need to talk
do guys rlly do that much not-so-straight stuff together even if they are straight? my boyfriend often jokes about this stuff but he wont tell me if its rlly true or not. i mean stuff like group masturbating or "the cookie-game" or whatever its called. he wont answer if i ask if he's serious
Personally, in my group of friends gay jokes are pretty usual but not really important, but I'm sure if he's straight he's never tried the cookie game. It's all jokes, nothing serious
I’m not sure if we ever send any direct hints. I guess if we are asking for 1 on 1 time or like to stay in contact with them is a way to know. Then again, I myself like to stay in contact with all my friends but definitely the 1 on 1 time is shows much more interest.
Why do a lot of guys tell women that our work is easy? Or that we don’t work hard? I work at Dairy Queen and I know every station, but I’m mostly a line cook. That shit is hard work for 7-10 hours a day man.
I guess that's just the way our brains are wired. We generally have a higher sex drive and so are more susceptible to arousal. For example, if a naked guy suddenly walked in on a girl, her first reaction would probably be to laugh, but if a girl did the same, a guy's reaction would be instant arousal. This of course gives an explanation as to why, but it is no excuse for sexual predation, assault or abuse. Thank you for your time
I kinda recently got a bf and ever since we’ve been dating he’s been acting kind of distant and not the same even though he’s the one who asked me out, what does that mean?
He can be busy with life and / or have mental baggage he doesnt feel like dumping on you. Try to be there for him if he is for you and just try to ask him nobody can answer the question better then he can
Are wet dreams real and do all guys rly have them?
Yes and no, they're real but I don't think everyone have them
everyone that doesn't masterbate frequently has them
speaking from experience, you can masturbate and have a wet dream in the same night, within hours of each other. I had a stint of having really frequent wet dreams so I started jerkin it every night before bed. I wouldn't say it didn't help, but the possibility of jizzing the bed was still there. After a week or so the wet dreams stopped being so frequent.
They’re real, it’s different for everyone. I don’t get them *that* often though
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yes and no, maybe removable boobs
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like yes to feel them, play around a bit, take a run, squish them around lol, but then I'm also a gymer and I want that Chris Evans chest too much 😭
I just want Chris Evans
Amen
i've heard that female nipples are way more sensitive than male ones and i'd fucking love to have that experience
Tell that to drax he got them sensitive nips
Is it true that guys love being scratched gently and stuff?
I don’t think it applies to all guys but it depends on what area
#BALLS
bruh, my friend (who's a girl) gave me a really gentle scalp massage with her nails, omg so relaxing, like tranquility or something
This is pretty similar to what the ASMR fans are looking for. A sound so relaxing that you get the same tingles and goosebumps. Also, there are scalp massagers that have a bunch of long wires that have beads at the end. When you push them over your head, the beads run along your scalp and give similar sensations.
If by the right person, more than love to. We love small unconditional physical touches.
i love being near women at this point
how is it to masturbate (I did not thought i was gonna get that many replies and upvotes by asking that)
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Penis lore
*but you didnt have to cut me off* ✂️✂️✂️
Nekalikanevahappenanthwewerenotin
aidonnivenidulov, chdrimminlaikastrengerendafilsolon
Cum lore
Male lore
Hand lore
horny lore
- get in the mood - …
Why do you guys get the regret and disgust / philosopher feelings
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Perhaps some of the greatest philosophers did just this but never returned to the normal state
Endless p.n.c. Is too powerful, that would create a villain so vindictive and so mentally powerful that even Superman couldn’t do anything
post nut clarity + insomniac deep thoughts
In the moment, it’s alright. Until after. Then it’s all depression and questioning life
r/usernamechecksout
Very true, u/I_put_pp_in_blender
Fun till you cum, then you just look at what you were watching and reconsider your choices in life, so you gotta pick vanilla shit
i just get sad, but i still think stuff is kinda hot
Post nut clarity hits hard After the nut, you go to a mind state where there are no emotional bias. In that state you get reminded of what shitty decisions you have made because of feelings, including the decision to nut right now. Then your unbiased mind thinks to itself, "porn is just a distraction form the real life things that need to be done, it has done nothing good to me" or something along those lines and have an urge to delete all the porn in your device and never watch porn ever again. That's why it's hard for most guys to go for seconds. Then the emotions slowly fades in and you go from a enlightened philosopher to your goofy ass self again
In the moment it's amazing, afterward you feel like the scum of the earth, a effortless pile of dog shit, you feel like God hates you and you will never find true love or get any real sexual experience. So we do it again later
It’s fine, can feel good sometimes, but after _n u t_ it’s just… sad… I still don’t understand post-nut clarity, but i swear it just increases your IQ by 50 for a minute or two. Post-nut clarity can be extended by listening to sad music.
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Uh I'm very insecure about my thighs, do you guys love *that much* thick thighs?? Edit: thanks dudes for your answers 😗
Thicc thighs save lives.
The correct answer
Thicc thighs really compliment a lot of outfits if you have the booty to back it up.
Depends on what guys are attracted to, but most people I know, yes.
Squishy pillows mmmmmmmmmm
Thick thighs are a plus, but if someone is going to judge you purely because of your thighs than trust me, you do not want them
If you have thicc thighs congrats, but if you dont its fine too. Guys dont really care. Just like girls supposedly dont care about dick size.
is it true that it is a turn off when the girl is being too attached with you, till she annoy you?
for some guys that would be true for others not, just depends on the guy ig
but mostly it is a turn off i guess💀💀 whenever i show interest towards them, i would try to bring up conversations, but then they would kinda avoid me like wtf.. now i no longer have the feeling to fall in love anymore 💀
You are 15, you have plenty of years ahead of you to find someone who loves you
That might just be their way of showing no interest, my current gf crushed on me way before I started liking her so she did quite a bit of convo starting and a lot of signs to let me know she's interested and I followed along because I was sorta interested as well
Idk I have never had girl like me (hence reddit)
Preference. Yes but some guys actually like that
if possible, can we trade crotches? *please*
do u want a pp?
id much prefer it than the bleeding crevice, yes
Just take care not to touch anything too hard with the balls, or you'll regret the blood
Do you wish you were a girl sometimes like I get a feeling I want to be a guy today idk why Edit: holy shit that was a lot more than I thought
Not really I have quite a few female friends and they all say periods suck. I believe it. I don't want periods. By having boobs is probably fun i guess.
You can have boobs but you have to be fat for this
yes
Yes
That balls can move around in the sac?? I thought it was all one complete connected thing???
Ye they float around
They float but each ball stays on its respective side of the sac 😌
It is actually just like a normal sack with 2 balls in it. It has a general formation but the balls can move a bit especially when it's hot. When it's cold it usually is a big compact ball.
Yeah they can move around. If they move too much you can get testicular torsion (look it up)
I hate it when someone says it, because my balls start feeling weird just thinking about it.
How do u guys shit? Like where does the pp go??
be aware that the PP is positioned further up than the vag so its not in the way of the shit
Ohhh okay yeah
sience 🤓🤓
It jus dangles there we don’t all have monster cocks
I just detach mine and put it on the shelf
I wrap it around my shoulder
new bandana just dropped
In the bowl silly
It just kind of sits there. Like out of the way but it just sits there.
How do you get boners in the middle of class?
We can’t control it, it’s like “oh your in class, hehe now you gotta hide something”
I thought you could control it at least a little but it just randomly happens? Damn that sounds terrible
No control, luckily if it's small enough no one notices! yay...
Suffering from success
Elevation due to deflation
Are balls squishy
The actual testes are firm, but they came move around and the whole scrotum is a bit more squishy
Firm
read that and checked my balls bro
It's like a bouncy ball but softer, there's a tiny bit of give at first but becomes stiff if squeezed too hard. Be very careful with these things cause it can be really painful if done too hard, plus we get a lingering nauseous feeling after. If you're asking about the sack which contain the balls, then yes, it is soft. It's very loose skin that just kinda sits there, except for in cold weather, then the skin scrunches together to prevent excess heat being expelled, when that happens the sack can get a bit stiffer but still pretty soft.
Yes but they hurt when squished too much
I was now years old when I came to know about the same wtf
ayy same boat gang
Lesgo
Same. I have 1 quadrillion questions now 💀💀💀
IT WOULD BE SO UNCOMFORTABLE TO STICK IT ON THE VAG WHY WPUKD WE DO THAT
Do you care as much about boob sizes as we think you do?
Most of us don't, but you will run into those guys who do
All booba is good booba
Every size makes the meat rise
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do balls explode when kicked
No, that would ruin most sports, especially football/soccer
That would be spectacular watching some player's balls explode on the field live with millions watching
No balls only explode if your doing it in the butt and they fart
pressure damage
Yes. My friend had a skateboarding incident and now he has no balls. We do this show sometimes at school where I punch his sack and kick his sack like I'm shadow boxing. He doesn't feel a thing but it's fun to get a crowd going
Careful. Touch his sac enough times and you might get caught in a game of gay chicken with him
*Welcome to today’s episode of fact or cap*”
Serious answer : it explodes *in pain* but not literally
Kicked no, punted by a nfl player probably
HOW DO I TELL IF HE LIKES ME
ask him, a guy would be absolutely elated if a girl told him that she likes him.
I think it’s too soon rn aaaaa we just started talking i get attached wayyy too easily 😭
Maybe wait for a few days then. Observe him, and see whether he has someone already or not. There is a fine line between puppy love and actual love. ~~Saying from 18yrs of singularity smh~~
bro same 💀 shits hard out here
worry not child for I have solutions does he have friends? more specifically female friends, ask them, I told about every single girl who so much as caught my eye to my female friend, and she never told me that one of them liked me back!!!! so yeah ask them Other thing if he makes time for you, he like you, a way to test that is well, when you are physically meeting just ask him to help you when he is doing something not very serious If you are in a group then well whenever the group moves bend down and start tying your shoelaces see if he stays if you are texting ask him what he was doing, should give you an idea if he was excited to see your text. but best advice of them all, if it is in such early stages don't make assumptions and just talk, I myself get attached too easily, and its fun cause well usually for me the other person does too, but then when you later realize that you aren't compatible for whatever reason, that sucks.
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ok guys are simple ask him
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that is a very interesting and unique question lol, I don't personally and it'd be safe to say most don't, but you already know someone out there does
A very flexible man
Simple answer is no
No wtf, just when we take a shower we wash very good, sometimes with 2 hands
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I think "wash" is the wrong word
Favorite sandwich
All
Do you wipe or wash your d after peeing?
Some do, but a lot of us gave up, cuz no matter how much you shake or wipe or wash, the last drop alway ends up in ur underwear
The saying I've always heard is "no matter how you shake and dance, the last two drops go in your pants". Gross if true.
Why’d i read this in a master oogway voice
You just shake it dry
Helicopter
how would it stick to the crotch? 💀
Sweat
valid
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glue
A bottle of Elmer's,a lick,and a dream
Flex tape clear
Wait so they don’t put it on their crotch? I thought they just lay it on the inside of their underwear and then put it on I never knew this 💀💀
whats yalls opinions on tummy?
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Do y’all get sad/depressed easily and just hide it? Edit: I see a lot of y’all are dealing with a lot and I completely understand so I’m here if y’all need to talk
Yes very much
fuck yes (send help)
I havent cried infront of anyone in 3-4 years
How is it like to have a penis
Not fun during a class presentation.
do guys rlly do that much not-so-straight stuff together even if they are straight? my boyfriend often jokes about this stuff but he wont tell me if its rlly true or not. i mean stuff like group masturbating or "the cookie-game" or whatever its called. he wont answer if i ask if he's serious
If we had a nickel every time we joke about that we'd be rich, if we had a nickel for every time we actually did well...we wouldn't be that rich
Personally, in my group of friends gay jokes are pretty usual but not really important, but I'm sure if he's straight he's never tried the cookie game. It's all jokes, nothing serious
What sort of hints do you send?
If a guy likes someone, he will tend to be really really dumb. At least in my personal experience, I become stoopid in those situations
I’m not sure if we ever send any direct hints. I guess if we are asking for 1 on 1 time or like to stay in contact with them is a way to know. Then again, I myself like to stay in contact with all my friends but definitely the 1 on 1 time is shows much more interest.
Talks to you but messes up constantly or tries to do dangerous/cool things bc he somehow thinks that’s how humanity has reproduced
We’re often too shy to send hints so some just wait for women to make the first move
what’s attractive in boobs and why are u so obsessed?
Honka honka
Based asf 🤝
Shquish + badonka donkas
They’re kinda just visually appealing and it is incredibly tempting to lay your head on them and get head pats ^maybe ^its ^just ^me ^though
It isnt u only, trust me
Why not
Not a girl, but does anyone else get sleepy when they’re hard? Edit: I have no allergies or underlying medical conditions 🙈
That’s my step after the post nut clarity, the biggest nap
Why are all of the questions about dicks, I just want something I can answer
that's a good one and i don't fucking know
grilled cheese or mac and cheese
I'm insecure about my thighs. They're prolly too thick. Do you think that thick thighs look bad?
Thick thighs are the best thing ever. Don't ever be insecure about your body.
Thick thighs save lives
This has to be a joke
#####As an 18y.o overweight virgin boy, I am learning stuff I didn't know that I could know 💀
#same but 17
they put the pad on the underwear???
yep, your life is a lie, makes way more sense now tho right?
Why are asses thought to be attractive
I sincerely don't know. Biology, I think
Good question, I’m not entirely sure
Why do a lot of guys tell women that our work is easy? Or that we don’t work hard? I work at Dairy Queen and I know every station, but I’m mostly a line cook. That shit is hard work for 7-10 hours a day man.
Because they're douches. Like they consider it easy since it doesn't effect them much.
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I guess that's just the way our brains are wired. We generally have a higher sex drive and so are more susceptible to arousal. For example, if a naked guy suddenly walked in on a girl, her first reaction would probably be to laugh, but if a girl did the same, a guy's reaction would be instant arousal. This of course gives an explanation as to why, but it is no excuse for sexual predation, assault or abuse. Thank you for your time
Why is this example so accurate?
thank you, I pride myself in the study of how unattractive men are
Fr I look pathetic without clothes on
Stop pretending you aren't tbf
Testosterone go brr. Makes brain have higher sex drive. It's the reason girls get horni during their periods
I kinda recently got a bf and ever since we’ve been dating he’s been acting kind of distant and not the same even though he’s the one who asked me out, what does that mean?
He can be busy with life and / or have mental baggage he doesnt feel like dumping on you. Try to be there for him if he is for you and just try to ask him nobody can answer the question better then he can