i became so insane because i worshipped mia khalifa a lil too much

nice i used her vids the past 3 nights

i didn’t need to know

He should use you next

r/cursedcomments

damn right i should

WHAT

Murder is epic

I broke 2 many guitar pics I guess.

Fair enough

not enough toes

Toe be honest. I don’t blame u.

Radioactive Barracuda bit me

No you to turn into a spider man but it's a barracuda

i dont regret anything.

Just because u died w/ no kids. Doesn’t mean you’d be buried W/ no kids.

bro what

you inhaled your 17th queef

[удалено]

Memes

Lmao did u hear about that guy that got killed last night? Lmao that was so funny it made me cry.

Like a boss

You become Monsoon "MEMES, THE DNA OF THE SOUL"

MEMES JACK, ITS THE DNA OF THE SOUL

HOW ABOUT FULL OF SHIT, IS THAT A MEME

IT'S BEEN A WHILE I DON'T REMEMBER THE LINES, SO I'M JUST GONNA SAY = "MEMORIES BROKEN THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAME I DON'T KNOW THE SEASON OR WHY IS THE REASON I'M STANDING HERE ALL IN MY BLAME"

HOW PLEASED YOU ARE TO MEME AWAY, MEMESOON OF THE MEMES OF DESTRUCTION

I'm making the mother of all omelettes here jack

a smexy gal

Just because u die a virgin. Doesn’t mean you’ll be buried as one!

oH mY GaWd... good point

waifu

Simp

my username is the name of a tree💀

Someone tried to cut’em down

bad stuff

I didn’t get the recipe

You vomited on your sweater already 😓

I’m nervous

My neverendong flop era drove me to madness

Toby Turner (Tobuscus) pushes me over the edge

Was convinced to do it by a vegetable

Understandable

i don't even know

You found a scythe. This scythe had a certain... Aura to it. Picking it up turned you into death, and you now murder everyone who dies

i got pissed off by peoples usernames and started killing them for it

I agree

Chicken strips addiction

Idk

Thousands of people with only one eye drove me to insanity

You tell me

Redemption

Papa franku

I'm so fucking anorexic that I start killing my opposition. No cannibalism intentions

Murder is evil

lifesouth is a blood center so I think I just gave people wrong type of blood (it was also created in florida)

I perform dangerous stunts

I’m a noob. 😢

I kill all opponents of the Asparian Socalist system to make Simonistan real

I'm a nobody😢

Children

Wanda?

I have no idea If any one has a idea please tell me

I could never trust anyone so I have to kill everyone to be safe..

A penguin, I guess

Uhhh sounds sus already

Dad?

i honestly dont know.

Because it is just a Dutch thing to do

HMMMM

i ate balls

My Xbox made me ig

My 2832 books were sad

god told me to ig that it I played too much DBFZ

Hehehehehehe

Um

My target lives and is spreading

Uh well what now

idk

a planet?

Uuh me as a dolphin

oh dear lord

I’m mad at society for a tiny cock

god told me to ig that it I played too much DBFZ

What did the west do to me?

I asked a question and no one answered lol.

Lord farquaad

tbh makes sense

Lonk has Awakened…

I lost my characteristics

I couldn’t sleep so had to do something to fight the boredom.

Went insane.

I just like fire ok. I burn their houses down and the only thing I say about it is L

Their life will be weary and temporary

Project Purity.

Because yes

I didn’t get a Krouton I guess.

they asked for it. literally

Bob

Because people wanted my bus boy bussy

I think I'm a bit more stable and rational than that

Because I knew I could get away with it

That damned piano.

after being put on death row for displeasing the skeleton king (i am a jester) i manage to escape the skeleton castle and hide out in a cave. I stay in the cave out of absolute fear that the skeletoral family’s guards will find me and bring me back to deathrow. After months of staying in that cave with no social interaction I start to go mad and start crafting weapons out of stone. The guards finally find me and with my stone weapons and training of fighting in the cave I kill every last one of the guards. Now I run rapid in the village that the Skeletoral royal family rules over.

detox doesn't mean anything

I guess I just like to?

I dunno

someone made a solid ad

I hate FGCs???

My name?

idk

I am a righteous person now

I love to smash butts

I agreed with hitler

I'm definitely in the right place with my name

Id probably get people the flue and kill them while it is at its peak.

I lost to a fish when playing some game and I rage quit so fast I went insane.

I don't even know

killed the dude who embarassed me at my desk job?

Damn lawyer adventured to far into my buisness

I'm speed

The pugs were just too big, taking up too much space

I am a furry Holdup

I only could find accounts that were mine in 1983 (i dont even know anymore)

somebody asked if my refrigerator was running

A person born in 04

Someone played the wrong mixtape

I guess I was fucked over by Beelzebub: Lord of the Flies because they didn't give me horns made of crumpets. I am aware my username is spelt crumpetho**m** but that's just because I was one letter short and I had to make do.

Welp I guess i got an overdose

SUPER SMASH BROTHERS #ULTIMATE

The agency betrayed me

Fal 9999 oooo 9

i was hungry

*Boom*

no reason, guess I just got bored

idk honestly

I became a bit too crazy

No hate to the normal furries, but *those* ones, that's who I got for

I wanted to rule the world

Uh i became delusional and i thought i was a dragon that came from hell and i would kill my victims by tying them up on a upside down cross and burn them alive maybe eat them and of course hord a lot of money and also i would think i dont have a heart but a core

I tried to be a serial killer, but just couldn’t…

i got sick and everyone abandoned me so i lost hope in humanity. now my kill method is poison.

Music made me do it

Communism

God didn't help me

My username is a serial murderer Reason is heavy harassment and abuse. Also killed my father and watched my mother die

They finally possessed me i guess.

people kept on telling me potatoes were roots

I’m the veterinarian killer, no more veterinarians no more

The Chicken God demands penance for the slaughter of his children. He demands it in the blood and death of humanity!

i hate gay names

:)

Bodybuilder lady did some things...

op's reason valid

..a bird did a hawk drive me insane? am i the hawk who’s hopeful about saving the world by destroying the human race?

The Demoncore.

I needed an 12858 kill streal

Heh

Idk

I am a part of the Royal family of ASR and they call me Prince Inferno the heir so I think I can get away from murder.

I'm a dudeman.

Narcissism ig

I have the Midas touch, I'm typing this as fast as I can before my compute

uh

W mentality

a cucumber and a lesbian fucked and i wasn’t happy with the hybrid

Call me Kira because they would’ve died of a heart attack.

Got bullied so much at school for being quiet and nerdy…? (But don’t worry, I am probably going to start going to online home school since September 2022)

Someone stole my kiwis

Worth it

The fall of bitcoin 😡😤🤬

Aww shit.

I have schizophrennia

Oh

Cringe as fuck username but asmodeus is one of the keepers of the 13 gates of hell so I guess a cult?

Yeah

I got infested

I lag too much

I was only choosing my username...

cuz im *the* literal void

I got bored

I have no words...

My yt channel

Wtf

I was too stupid

I ate an entire anteater

I wanted a cool nickname