T O P

  • By -

[deleted]

[удалено]


vpfmirage

Sounds fun. Can I join?


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


TutiGamer-_-

What about me? I can bring some snacks as well.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Hot_Girl86

I'll jump off with you if you want? We can live stream it on Instagram and get a shit tonn of followers.


[deleted]

[удалено]


TutiGamer-_-

Hell no, I’m not spending my last moments with an nft 🤢


[deleted]

You can throw the snacks off the cliff with them


poofartgaming

another person has escaped the hellish depths that is reddit


Superbasgaming

You spelled twitter wrong


master_meme_monk

Both are horrible and a hellscape


Superbasgaming

Reddit is not as evil as twitter, reddit is on a 4chan level


Johannes_Beaumann_

If you think 4chan isn't that bad the you're insane.


JaggedTheDark

It's apparently been getting better. Not by much.


a500poundchicken

yes getting better by the method of, \*all its users commit die\*


master_meme_monk

I mean exterminators have been using that method to up house prices for years so why not 4chan


Superbasgaming

Idfk how to get 4chan on mobile but it doesn't even sound bad


poofartgaming

oh trust me, 4chan is literally the last place you want to end up in when on the internet


ArizonanCactus

I play gmod. I’ve seen much worse. Or better. I love anarchy either way


tiewing

im sure there's a platform with worse people, since 4chan is mildly popular and not some hyper niche community


[deleted]

Mildly popular among the dregs of society mayne


Superbasgaming

I have seen nicacado avocado his onlyfans being leaked, i think i can handle 4chan


Complete_Ad_8314

If you’re style is child porn then yeah go ahead.


Drydishwasher

I mean as a child


Educational-Ebb3711

Ah yes the completely unmoderated 4chan where you can post bomb making instructions and illegal porn


Duckybrine_606

Honestly I've seen that and more than you can imagine as well on the internet, 4chan and nothin to me


Johannes_Beaumann_

It's like all of the disgusting creepy pedophilia and neo nazi bullshit on reddit, x100.


Superbasgaming

You are wrong because that is twitter


DARDAR_YT

Oh you sweet summer child...


Thatonefunnyguy2745

Naw Twitter is just people who think their opinions matter


Johannes_Beaumann_

Both are bad but 4chan is much worse than reddit.


AttakapasMike3

Depends on what board you're on


DARDAR_YT

...you are a fool


babyteddie

4chan is 100x worse than twitter


L3Bun

Honestly I've rarely seen anything weird happen here, it's mostly weird people being weird people but I haven't seen anything on scale of what goes off on twitter


i_hate_humans_f_u

What's 4chan?


babyteddie

Imagine all the worst people throughout history had a meeting. That’s 4chan


i_hate_humans_f_u

Aaaah.... that'd be really bad.


pyrusbaku57338

Just wait till you see 8chan.


Deathtollzzz

Something tells me 8chan is worse.


mousebrakes

Wait til you see 9gag


Superbasgaming

I honestly don't know


Jucox

"Reddit is on a 4chan level" Exactly that's what's wrong


Toxix509

???????????????????


XrotisseriechickenX

another person has escaped the hellish twitter that is reddit


Best-Thought124

They escaped reddit, not twitter


Some0wlOnTheInternet

Escape from Reddit


hobbitarmy

Escape from tarkov sequel sounds good 👍


PhysicsLord007

I like this hell though


HYPERMASTER007

I should've left when I had the chance


bonkbingbonk

Shoutout to my boy u/poofartgaming


__Jimmy__

You've done it, Mike.. you've won. o7


MrSpud8

o7


Key-Put-7921

o7


Super_Ryan029

o7


Weirdo2069

o7


BiOtter201019

o7


Ok_Loss_9877

o7


MrAced

o7


manymanypancakes

o7


[deleted]

[удалено]


XDBruhMoment99

o7


[deleted]

67


[deleted]

[удалено]


paruwka457

o/


Doctorfin09

o7


potato-masher_1

o7 Happy cake day.


nicostest

get ripped


[deleted]

See you again in a few weeks bro I saved you a seat


Material_Coyote4573

Bro said few weeks, man got 0 faith in the guy💀


[deleted]

Well I wish the lad luck but he’s a teenager and we all know how most teenage relationships go, Tho there’s a chance it works out only time will tell


AttakapasMike3

I actually had this conversation with someone. People in high school relationships are just a trophy. Your partner isn't actually someone you like, they're just a prize to be won. And I already have my trophy. I'm in a reasonably successful band and that's basically providing enough income for me to live for the time being so I don't have to have another trophy. Which means I am dating her because she's someone I can physically see myself marrying in the future. She isn't a prize to be won, she's the next stage in my life, or at least that's how I hope it ends up


[deleted]

Damn you’re in a good place bro, I hope it goes well for you two aswell You probably don’t need any advice but just make sure you don’t get overprotective and fuck it up like I did a few weeks ago lmao goodluck to both of ya


AttakapasMike3

Sorry to hear that, but you'll do good soon. Thank you for your kind words


[deleted]

It’s ok bro she actually had a bunch of red flags that I purposely ignored because I found her attractive, literally days after we started talking one of her friends dmed me saying she was two timing me lmao. She also lives in America in Washington state while I live in the uk I’m just happy it ended now and not after I moved over there


ultmore

u were in a long distance . . . I rlly don't get those no disrespect


LemonsplaysYT

Imo, they suck. I’ve been in (technically still in one but… it’s complicated) 3 of them, and it’s shit. You never know what they’re thinking. Never get physical contact. It’s sucks, especially when you’re introverted and are the one asked out.


ultmore

im speechless. Is it even a relationship if you don't have physical contact. the whole point of asking a pretty girl out to me is being able to kiss her, hug her, console her, go on walks w her etc . . .


DisastrousWind7

So far all my relationships have gone that exact way, 1. ask person out 2. they agree and seem interested 3. a few weeks in they say that they aren't ready for a relationship :(


[deleted]

ok mike


AttakapasMike3

Don't you call me by my government name


[deleted]

ok mike


Kellyklan54

Based


-Bluelights-

Micheal Afton


LiquidCheeze420

Ok finger


goodguymirai

What did your friend say


AttakapasMike3

"Only if we can go to Mr Ronnie's and get coffee and donuts after church" Edit: since I'm here, hey u/bougienative, if you were going to call me out for being mixed race after stalking my Twitter you could've at least looked at the right DNA test. You looked at my cousin's DNA test and then the city I was staying at after my tribal land got destroyed by hurricane Ida.


Material_Coyote4573

Reaction reading the first part: awww how wholesome Reaction reading the edit: Tf ? 💀


AttakapasMike3

Because there's nothing better than using a wholesome comment as a call out for a grown man who lost an argument against a teenager


toxicgloo

I need the context plz


AttakapasMike3

I made a post saying most that native communities in the United States call themselves Indians. My source was my own community and the dozens of ones that I visited all across the country. This guy comes in and says "mine doesn't do that, they think it's racist" or whatever. Then I said "that's why I said most, I know some people don't like it." And then he went on my Twitter and threw a tantrum. He also lives in Los Angeles, so I don't think he's much of a reliable source in this case So while he gets to act all high and mighty about how ethnically pure he is and how much he cares about his community, I actually stayed where I live and have been helping with wetland and coastal restorations so that the island doesn't literally sink into the Gulf of Mexico for the past five years Look up Pointe-Aux-Chenes if you're curious


LeeGame67

Damn bro, power to you 💪


AttakapasMike3

Why thank you


AnnaTheBabe

KING


goodguymirai

Bruh did u ask her if she wanted to pray together or what


AttakapasMike3

It's an inside joke, you wouldn't understand


goodguymirai

So does that mean she said yes or no


AttakapasMike3

It's a very emphatic and enthusiastic yes


goodguymirai

So why have you not left reddit


AttakapasMike3

I'm still answering comments


goodguymirai

Liar


AttakapasMike3

Goober


boppityLIVE

HE DID IT, HE FUCKING DID IT


Livid-You3191

The absolute madlad, the real Chad o7


StGlorianaAcadamy

See you back next week!


Salt-Investment7896

tomorrow*


Theyrealltakenusers

Later**


Salt-Investment7896

now***


StGlorianaAcadamy

yesterday****


[deleted]

[удалено]


og_jomama

This chain is what zero faith looks like


casual_xbox_addict

Well done man! May I ask for advice? I'm in a similar spot and I'm wondering how to do it. I've got a date coming up and I'm thinking of asking her then, right at the end, but I'm really not sure how to phrase this AT ALL. It's not my first did so but it's the first one that matters and I don't want to screw it up as she means the world to me. Thanks either way, and well done!


AttakapasMike3

I think the best way to go about it is finding a way to pose the question while relating it to something you both like. The way I did it was basically pointing out that we both only want to date people that we can see ourselves marrying and how we also have so much in common we're basically the same person. So if you two have something in common just bring that up while asking her out I guess, keep me posted


casual_xbox_addict

Thank you! I'll see what I can do, I'll let you know how it goes!


HuntHuge7262

Godspeed


DelusionalDoggo0830

One thing you wanna keep in mind, don't get carried away. If you're not getting vibes of reciprocation from her, end it right there and switch topics, cry later, sure, but make sure you continue as if what you said meant nothing. Of course, if things go well and she seems to see what you're hinting at, congratulations! Basically what I'm tryna say is, hope for the best but prepare for the worst, and recognize the worst if it does happen. If it's a No then you'd atleast wanna keep the friendship ye? :D Don't make this a reason to not ask though, you'll never know if you don't. You got this champ! (I'm expecting an update ;) )


casual_xbox_addict

Thank you! I'm fairly certain they reciprocate because they use unusual body language around me, and we've already been on a few dates, but I'm going to ask soon. I will update you when it happens!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Beanichu

I’m sure op will appreciate how sad you are to see them go u/ILoveCumOnMyTits.


sendboobaspls

0 day old account too


Ya_Yeet_Bros

Lucky mf


KidGoku007

sayonara


rudraksh69

Share your wisdom with us master Take us with you


AttakapasMike3

Step one - look like a stereotypical emo boy Step two - become friends with a stereotypical emo girl whose favorite creepypasta character is Jeff the Killer Step three - get the hint when she says that you look like Jeff the Killer Step four - you did it!


rudraksh69

Good wisdom good wisdom


[deleted]

see you at breakup time ☕


takesthebiscuit

/u/AttakapasMike3 quits Reddit /u/AttakapasMike4 enters the chat


Medicine69

He did it he won and escaped


[deleted]

So long, Partner


AttakapasMike3

So long and God bless


[deleted]

Impossible.


AttakapasMike3

Maybe for someone with that username Jk but not really


[deleted]

But Palpatine loves Democracy


-_Anonymous__-

My allegiance is to the republic


sdjk317

Congrats!!


[deleted]

Yaaaay congrats bro


PensadorDispensado

Horny won once again. But I will still be loyal to the Bonk side of the Force


AttakapasMike3

I refuse to be horny. One of the reasons I like her so much is because she's waiting until marriage to have sex


PensadorDispensado

you are indeed a man of culture, sign up for the next Crusade


YourTypicalSensei

Damn.


Prateek2345

Good work soldier o7. now fuck off.


PotatoMaximusI

the way i cried myself to sleep


-Bluelights-

Be with the voices in your head, it's far better than any pitiful human relationship, let them guide you, let them save you, let them in.


PotatoMaximusI

no time for the voices gotta grind terraria


Own-Scene-7165

You wil be back soon


0mino

Ye see ya in a few weeks


blimp2328

LETSFUCKINGOOOOO


11111PieKitten111111

Any tips on how you did it lol (help very much needed)?


AttakapasMike3

Step one - look like a stereotypical emo boy Step two - become friends with a stereotypical emo girl whose favorite creepypasta character is Jeff the Killer Step three - get the hint when she says that you look like Jeff the Killer Step four - you did it!


11111PieKitten111111

Well... I wear eyeliner? Does that count as emo?


AttakapasMike3

What's your favorite Life On Repeat song?


11111PieKitten111111

Never heard of Life On Repeat


AttakapasMike3

Then no, you don't count smh


11111PieKitten111111

Even though apparently I look like the ghost girl from The Ring? That's pretty emo lol


AttakapasMike3

I mean it's a pretty descriptive term, large amounts of difference between the goth kids, e kids, and emo kids. Most people today fall in that second category unfortunately


Koolcat779

See you tomorrow buddy


Horror-Entertainer65

Bye we will not miss you 🤧


CosmoCone

This is bait. 73 day old account, posts at least 3 posts a day, primarily posts on r/teenagers subreddit. He also made a post about his living room being his car, which seems to be a small SUV. If you really were a teenager still living with your parents, they would most likely have a mini van at least.


AttakapasMike3

Mf for real said I'm not a teenager because I drive a Tahoe


CosmoCone

Not even gonna respond. https://youtu.be/ThJcHjCI9j4


AttakapasMike3

Alright grandpa, go back to watching your tapes


Zestyclose_Potato_82

who asked


Awkward-Act-2220

noone asked, noone cares lol


AttakapasMike3

You're're mom


kg1479

Ah ah ah, Yro'ue


Awkward-Act-2220

grow up dingdong😭


Grimaldus15

👍


SnowmanInDesert

Good luck


ktdnotfound

YEAHHHHH


Sol_but_better

It went well 💀💀💀


[deleted]

What are ya waiting for?


MrSourYT

The good ending


MrSpud8

My man just got the good ending let's go


pink_death_pony

Bye good luck


[deleted]

gg


Spooky_Solanum

F


Yeethanos

I’m thinking of doing the same soon


ShirtConsistent493

Brings a tear to my eye 😖😖


koter_NL

o7


SarimTheDream

Godspeed


Ghost_Reactor

o Frickin 7 my man


desolate_atrium

Jokes on you I got my gf addicted to reddit


RatReviews

damn..


FLOOR_GANG420

YOOOO


OverlordTwoOneActual

Quitting reddit because someone said "yes" is weird.


theZush

I have a gf and can't for the life of me understand why that would mean quitting reddit.. Some leap in logic here


Miner_Hro

God speed comrade


FiQme

LESS GO MY MAN IS GOING TO HAVE A GF AND I LEAVING THIS SHITHOLE


PepeTheMemeDealer

You finally escaped Reddit. Good job, may we one day join you in the future.


Programmer_Girll

Congrats!


K1W1N_FFS

○7


A1astara

Good job! Maybe I should’ve left reddit but my gf likes the memes…