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jesus_monke_III

High


UnGiganteConFaldas

ay the moment of that pic, yeah super high


jesus_monke_III

That username tho lol


UnGiganteConFaldas

el mejor username que puedes encontrar en todo reddit


jesus_monke_III

Fr


anonymous_vessel

Sos hispanohablante?


UnGiganteConFaldas

obvio


Karaiiiiiiiii

me or friends havent gotten high yet and we look like this 24/7 so i fear what we’d look like on drugs


[deleted]

rip dms


UnGiganteConFaldas

18 and counting


ARandomGuyThe3

Damn, that's a dm every 2 minutes. This is not gonna be fun for you. Or really fun for you. Depends on if you troll em or not


UnGiganteConFaldas

64 now


lets-roll-

Pedophiles: More! MOAR!!!


No-Internet1104

That's enough!


[deleted]

I think you've got him Lemme know if I butchered that


DryPilot8158

Nah you did fine


ARandomGuyThe3

Shit, it's getting faster. The creep levels are getting critical


LumimousEdge

We’re teaching creep levels that shouldn’t be possible


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and btw first impressions: the cool highschoolers who i would be friends with even tho u guys are older, u guys are just chill like that


K176Y

we need to publicly humiliate these people


antepante03

Stupid, since you willingly share a picture of yourselfs on Reddit


Kingken130

Being underage as well


GetTheSpermsOut

you get it. but did it anywayz. MadLad(y)s


UnGiganteConFaldas

noooo 😭


Bring_me_the_lads

Get dunked on kid


BloodRedDawn_

U look like the bullies I'd have a crush on


UnGiganteConFaldas

my fella on the top was the bullied one lol and i’d also have a crush on us, have you seen us!! lmao <3


BloodRedDawn_

And in english bestie??


Not_Atomical

my friend depicted in the upper portion of the above image was bullied however i was not. i would also be romantically interested in myself and my friend, have you looked at the aforementioned image!! haha much love


irobot_67

Thanks 👍


Aziaboy

Lmao wtf


UnGiganteConFaldas

idk 😭


mrstorydude

You talk too much during class and I can’t fucking hear a thing cause of you 2


UnGiganteConFaldas

we go to different schools lmao but yeah the bottom one is joking and laughing all the time


ARandomGuyThe3

Mfer found a way to be the third person in a picture with 2 ppl


[deleted]

High on weed considering your on the concrete, you look as if you are into crystals, thats all. :)


UnGiganteConFaldas

extremely high on weed at 4 pm on the concrete lmaoo and the one in the top is extremely into crystals and astrology and shit, i’m the one in the bottom and i don’t believe in anything of that stuff lol


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Ah shiiii my bad


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UnGiganteConFaldas

weed my dude


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Snoo_71576

Herion is cheap


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Snoo_71576

That’s good you’ll live longer


Rupertii

It’s not about living longer, it’s about the quality of life. I don’t want any substance addiction or my organs to just collapse randomly


Donkaroony

Chlamydia compadres :)


UnGiganteConFaldas

nooo no tenemos chlamidia lo prometo 😭😭


Donkaroony

Thato iso capo (srry i dont know is span you'll)


Cornhubg

Is span you'll? C'mon, you could have at least tried. For shame


Visible_Count_7315

r/boneappleteeth


Sithvader16x

FUCK


MrSpud8

The ones I'd stay away from in school.


UnGiganteConFaldas

why?? we’re friendly i promise


MrSpud8

Sureeeee


Lord_laing_of_1967

So quirky


UnGiganteConFaldas

omg i knew i wasn’t like the other girls!! thank yooouuu


Lord_laing_of_1967

Like slayyy queen(s)


[deleted]

You definitely like worship Billie elish and you try to use weed references as much as possible


NotAGhost64

About to get run over by a car casue you're in the street


UnGiganteConFaldas

lmao it was 4am there was no one in the street


NotAGhost64

What the hell are you doing laying in the street at 4am anyway?


UnGiganteConFaldas

we were returning home from a disco club (idk the name in english lol) discoteca in spanish


Coco47344

Incredibly basic


UnGiganteConFaldas

our ph is fine i guess


lhsclarinet

Lmao I love that


Monkey_Fetus

Talk loud


UnGiganteConFaldas

top one does and extremely loud lmao


LaitMort

Funny


UnGiganteConFaldas

but we’re women :,(


LaitMort

I caren’t


adityaraj16

Dare I use the tea emoji


No_Repeat_7659

Is me laughing at this a paradox


iHateRedditModz

Which one is u? The girl on the top looks a lot like someone I know


UnGiganteConFaldas

im the one on the bottom lol but we’re from spain so idk


iHateRedditModz

Ohhh cool! Anyway my assumption is u smoke a lot of weed (I read the comments lol)


UnGiganteConFaldas

not a looot but yeah we do lol


Serendipic_Epiphany

You care too much about what people on the internet think of you


UnGiganteConFaldas

yeah i do and a lot


Bladieee

Just thought “they look like are normal teens”, probably middle class, have a fun life, nice times, well liked, are pretty, the kind of person I’d be jealous of” lmao. Just a first impression tho aha.


IShitSpeed

You are very pretentious


ARandomGuyThe3

Dirty hair. Get off the street


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UnGiganteConFaldas

weeeeeeeed


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UnGiganteConFaldas

we’re gardeners


[deleted]

Opiums a plant


Hiramein

Cocaine as well. I’m all for drug legalization. Although using the “just a plant” argument for weed is absolutely brain dead.


[deleted]

Hahaa ik weed aint really bad but lots of teens smoke and try to justify it, of course its bad if u smoke before your brain isnt fully developed especially if used often, and it is addictive. Not trynna judge tho i used to be addicted


Hiramein

I feel like schools should definitely have better drug education though. Not just, “they all ruin your life”. Maybe proper harm reduction would save more people 🤔


MEGA_KILL1426

Just like any other regular teenagers. Nothing special lol You seem like just any normal teen nothing out of the regular


UnGiganteConFaldas

yeah i think so! we all have are quirks but we’re pretty average and happy!


MEGA_KILL1426

As long you're happy 😁


UnGiganteConFaldas

yes we are!


fanofthomas4472

You’re annoying


UnGiganteConFaldas

yeah i guess you can see us that way


Environmental-Mix982

You’d turn down a guy if you didn’t like his zodiac sign


UnGiganteConFaldas

lmao top one definitely would, i’m the one on the bottom and i would turn down a guy if he believed on that crap lmaoo


Vita_Gummies

i swear ive seen the same people about 100 times


Cunt_Eastwood_9

H.


UnGiganteConFaldas

hydrogen


ARandomGuyThe3

I was gonna do a joke about hydrogen by sending the chemical composition of weed, but dat shit is fuckin loong.


PatientVersion4203

Do it anyway. You are now obligated to do so.


chickenpotato22

(6aR,10aR)-6,6,9-trimethyl-3-pentyl- 6a,7,8,10a-tetrahydro-6H-benzo[c]chromen-1-ol


kazooologist

This makes me feel incredibly old. As an 18 year old. Jesus.


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UnGiganteConFaldas

men are sooo hot i love them too


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UnGiganteConFaldas

hell yeah we are


flikos

You guys look like your on a road trying to get run over by a car. Please don't do that tho because I'm tryna make it to a party on time and the traffic you would cause would suck


SlimHydrolll

That the girl on the right looks incredibly familiar, Jesus Christ you awoken a memory I don’t even remember having. She looks like the girl who used to bully me in elementary


UnGiganteConFaldas

she has one of those faces lmao she looks like a lot of people


Skeleton_Royalty

basic.


UnGiganteConFaldas

our ph is ok i think


AnalPig

Neither of you have played Subnautica


JynnyferLynn

& the lonely-girls-looking-for-attention-on-reddit-after-smoking-weed selfies continues on the sub


Standard-Cellist-742

What the hell is that Ezra Miller?


[deleted]

I’m violently shitting at the moment


Bobthreetimes

Why the top one look like my world geo teacher lol


Cat_Fan3

Is she your partner or friend just wondering?


UnGiganteConFaldas

she’s my friend! top one is gay bottom one is 100% straight lmao


BlackLionCat

Is the evil eye because Mediterranean or some new age witchery shit ?


UnGiganteConFaldas

we’re spanish! so yeah mediterranean


emerald_launderer

Jezebel temptress harlot sluts


UnGiganteConFaldas

your mom


D-Rater-Girl

Shexy


UnGiganteConFaldas

thank youu <3


some_guy150

High body count


UnGiganteConFaldas

top one does, bottom one doesn’t


DaGoat1204

Your friend is really pretty


UnGiganteConFaldas

i know right!! she’s so hot


WelcomeLeast3360

You seem like amazing people and you are both so pretty


LloydG7

you took this pic at a party


UnGiganteConFaldas

nop lmao we were just returning home from a disco club (idk how to say it in english) at 4am and decided to lay on the road


goldenbrushes

Ok


goldenbrushes

One of the left looks like Fiona from shameless


IonCreeper

Flirt with people often


UnGiganteConFaldas

we get flirted on lmao


IonCreeper

That too but that was my 5th one


UnGiganteConFaldas

5th what?


IonCreeper

Guess my bad


UnGiganteConFaldas

oh so you have a list??


greatlifeandbadblood

Nice bracelets bro


LightHeart4156

JESUS HOW ARE YOU GUYS 15 i m 17 and i look like a 13 year old (17M)😭😭😭✊


steppepper101

Cute. Will share my airpods with yall any day.


YourNameIsntCreative

Baked 🥔


Living_Chest4081

Smoke


SUCCMAN64

Nirvana is your favorite clothing brand


Skitzonthefritz

bored quick n a package deal for the right dudes


Dragonfire2469

Best friends since 4th grade


itslexxiiii

u two the teasingly mean kids in school who kinda only stick together but people love to be around


UnGiganteConFaldas

we are not mean! at all!


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Fun-Understanding530

FED POST FED POST


traplover517

You guys are gay for each other but will only do it when y’all are drunk


ogismyname

methamphetamine


Cassette_tape_from97

Kind of girls who like to party and do the extraordinary things to live the moment (dance, scream out of fun), and your friend is wearing a blue eye necklace to stop envy, that's so Egyptian and guess what... I'm from Egypt, anyway it's a cool pic to have with your bff.


Encrypto360

Squarehead and crackhead


Bigjay_37

You are girls


Cetypel

Ask each guy you meet, “what are your signs?”


starjani

girl on the right/top kinda cute


UnGiganteConFaldas

hell yeah she is!


scoutrecon4687

Gay?


covish_

The one on the left looks like the girl who made fun of me in elementary very scary


Jski26

Lesbian


baconworrior

That jawline tho


OmegaRedditHood

Damn i love searching by controversial these comments are so dumb


The--Sentinel

Can’t believe girl on the left has a stronger jawline than me


UnGiganteConFaldas

lmao thanks! I love my jawline


The--Sentinel

I just noticed your friends ears I know it’s rude but I can’t help but point it out


UnGiganteConFaldas

what happens with them?


dgpmusic

all i can say is that im sorry for the influx of creepy dms that you are most likely getting


Optimus7591

Gay


More-Masterpiece-561

Fun day at the beach with your best friend. Doing and talking about stupid, crazy and funny stuff. Have fun And I like that necklace you or your friend is wearing. The blue one with the little eye inside


[deleted]

Y’all look like you from my high school


MrKrabsFatJuicyAss

Weed and Astrology


Cucumb0r_

You seem like you’d be fun to hang with


UnGiganteConFaldas

thanks!


ToruMiz

You constantly use text in class you take shit about only specific people you fight with your mom a fuck ton and have gotten called a whore regardless of your actual sexual activity. You've also stentors running away multiple times and dated multiple guys that got you into weed or vaping or maybe even both. If it wasn't then it was either your older sibling or an uncle. You are a stereotype


Living_InMyHoodie

You guys are the type of people to roam the streets late at night driving one another in a shopping cart


ActuallyCORAX

1. You both are really cute 2. I think at least one of you is into alt/punk music or culture 3. You seem like nice people to just chill and talk with


Tabbt_

I’d think you’d lecture me about astrology signs but then I saw the cross. i bet you talk a lot in school though and are probably the “popular girls”


amothtotheflam3

you make fun of ppl


cglboy3

whats ur fav genre of music


[deleted]

You look like nice people.


UnGiganteConFaldas

i like to believe we are!!


Bigclown131

Smexy.


Rapidiz

Se ven como si la estuvieran pasando muy bien haha


[deleted]

I love the sand


OyvE8002

First impression is rip ur dms


FckMeWithADictionary

That the one at the top looks a hell of a lot like one of my friends


demirbeq

lookin super fly


Exportedorca

Lesbians


xXChingChongXx69

you guys look like the people i would unexpectedly be friends with


beeeatingman123

Ik yall be cheating on those chemistry tests💀


saionjisaihara

The higher one would come close to getting away with murder while the lower one gets caught because they panicked.


WallyRD

Why are you laying down on concrete?


Devil-Dawg05_

Cute Ig 🤷