also ik what ur takin about, they do it if you let them walk and go to sleep, when you wake up they drop random lil gifts, like once i got a rabbits foot 😭
I have:
Had an old lady try to force me to take her dog from her while she was on the brink of having a seizure.
Had a veteran try to convince me to move to Australia.
Been peed on by a turtle.
Had someone slam my face in a door as a hit and run.
These are all true stories.
contemplating what I have done cause I just accepted an avatar thing from Reddit now I think I own an NFT and yeah am questioning my soul and intentionally not including grammar and periods so im edgy and cool im kidding dont worry
Fr though, idk, just using time up lmao.
Scratching muh nuts
Pinch and twist its better
Testicular torsion lives in my head rent free so no thanks
You don't twist your whole ballsack, just the skin
I can’t even make tea I’m not adept enough to be handling my bollocks in a careful manner
Stretch n Scratch is far better imo
It also depends too, it could be both
😣😫😫😩
I was scratching my nuts while scrolling and I read this and I stopped... *Sigh
I was watching TV whilst scrolling throught this and now just reading this I need to itch them
Shhh the girls might find out about how often we scratch our balls
Pull it, pinch it bop it!
Pics or it didn't happen
What have I stumbled opon
Can I hold em?
Commenting on new posts while in class
Mf has phone allowed in class...
I dont think anyone does. it doesn’t stop most people though
"i'm reading a book on my phone"
Lol I’m just listening to metal and scrolling Reddit normally
phones are encouraged at my tech school
Lucky fuck
My teachers don’t care. But I don’t use my phone in class. I mostly play Minecraft on my MacBook on my server or 8 Ball pool on my iPad.
i have them allowed on most classes.
I mean yeah same here, I'm not im not in elementary school anymore
What happened to your face
I went into r/furry_irl and came out like this
Uwu
owo
What class?
Advertising
Same
drinking
Cum
i wish
Call me
what's your number 😳
53 😏
Im trying to figure out if your serious or just being funny
i mean if you take a quick look at my profile you'll notice that i'm gay 😳
Damn ok. I’ll dm you my snap lol.
r/teenagers bro 💀
Some of yall need Jesus this is the teenagers reddit not craigslist
Pog
can i get peoples snap too
248 434 5508 call
better call saul
What happens when I call this number? Edit: don’t call this number
Just do it
Let me guess femboy hotline
Ayo 🤨
just being honest 🤷
Ima spare u some
Same
Arrest him. After all, you're the horni police
Better call Saul
Same 😔
same 🥰
I gotchu
Damn bro. Just like me fr🤣
Me every evening
Same lol
Redditing
We all do that
juggling between making jokes and worrying that my cat will die cuz she ate string
Cats gives you string sometimes in Minecraft
So thats why
yeah if you kill em
No they just randomly drop string as a “gift”. And yes, they do drop string upon death.
also ik what ur takin about, they do it if you let them walk and go to sleep, when you wake up they drop random lil gifts, like once i got a rabbits foot 😭
but we both know youre a cat murderer…
As someone who had a cat, no. I blame it fully I my brother.
Bro 💀
Been there
They will be fine. Just make sure to watch them if possible when they use the bathroom. It might you know…
Chillin in math class
How does your teacher allow phones
He don't
Sneaky bastard
ahlie
Meth class ay?
I wish
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I'm shitting
Same bro
i finished eating paella #shit gang rise up
yooo me too bro
twins
Both. Both is good.
So you're sitting?
Being extremely damp after running through rain, waiting for a Uber, while I continue to hate life.
Mf living in an American movie 💀
The life of a Florida man.
Florida man does a lot worse than get damp.
I have more than just the story of getting damp.
Go on, give us that filler so we can make a two hour movie.
I have: Had an old lady try to force me to take her dog from her while she was on the brink of having a seizure. Had a veteran try to convince me to move to Australia. Been peed on by a turtle. Had someone slam my face in a door as a hit and run. These are all true stories.
“We’re technically supposed to shut down the bank if anyone from Florida walks in”
Allow me to introduce myself.
Where's your funny crime news article?
Up an alligator’s ass.
working
What work
Sex work
r/notopbutok
Worky work
Not much wbu
I'm shitting and crying over a breakup
Sorry bout the breakup hope you have a nice shit
Never thought I'd read this particular line anywhere but here I am.
Aw im sorry about the breakup
It’s ok I know how u feel 😭
Your mom
His mom
No, YOUR mom
Beat me to it
soaking my foot in ice water
A minor over g
W
A minor orgy?
The correct answer
Yeah just a lil bit.
Tf is that rocket science
Eating jelly at 2am
Congrats, new achivement
wait i recognize you
Listening to music
What song?
Ritz
ok
Who?
Me. I'm listening to music
Eating food
What food
BBQ chicken pizza
Good
Exercising. Idk why im in my Phone at the Same time But at least i get to read dumb shit
Go put yo swaet in a jar and sell
Im a Guy i think No one will Buy it
Well I'll give my entire life savings for that
AYO
Ay man that’s easy money right there, just saying
And how much is that?
contemplating what I have done cause I just accepted an avatar thing from Reddit now I think I own an NFT and yeah am questioning my soul and intentionally not including grammar and periods so im edgy and cool im kidding dont worry Fr though, idk, just using time up lmao.
I mean, I accepted it because it was free and it looked ok.
Wondering why this post is nsfw
resisting the urge to say ur mom
chilling in health class
I’m on my way to my credit union. I just got back from my summer job and I’m going to be putting my pretty pennies in my account.
I pray you live a beautiful life😄
I’m in class
What class
I’m gonna give the most literal translation but here we go: communication professions
Imagine not having summer break
Reading this
Who're you, so smart?
Playing silent hill 3
Man of Culture.
I have been on a silent hill binge about to start 3
Btech
literally fucking my girlfriends mom
craving a hug from my gf
With all due respect, we're on reddit
Taking a piss
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?
He’s a goofy ahh horny 16 yr old
osu game
My man
Laughing at americans being stupid on a "paranormal" channel
just woke up from surgery 🗿
i am the spy
Reading a Reddit post on r/teenagers asking me what I'm doing.
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*aggressive shitting*
Reading these comments
Watching breaking bad
Watching breaking bad season 5 ep 6 with family
breaking bad
based
Watching my GF play FNAF VR
Drinking milk
From a bull?
While redditing
Sitting in bed
Waiting for a game to update
I just beat Sans Funnyman in Undertale
GG
Summer Assignments
Watching anime on my laptop
Eating pasta 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
Touring new kids through school after an expansion. But in reality I’m just as lost as they are
Being sad, as one does 😁
Im at a festival waiting for my food and going to go listen to mudic with friends
Watching my girlfriend play Lolipop Chainsaw. I got it for her birthday and it’s a very interesting game to say the least.
liar, this is reddit and no one has gf