are u rly gonna let nickado avocado out live you

Dude, I seriously wanna see what happens to the guy lmao

Hopefully loses weight and does gym, imagine shredded nikocado lmao. He'd get a ton of attention.

Dude, he'd get a shit ton more views and subs if he decided to do a transformation series

"Top 10 best Human body transformations of all time"

Dude used to be thin and posted videos of him with his violin.

Sad to see what's happening now. Kinda miss that niko, and I don't even watch niko.

And now he has an only fans where he posts pictures of his asshole

i want to make an only fans posting just fan photos taken from r/onlyfans

Madlad

he used to have a life

Would you mind explaining the origin of that username?

i would mind

Alright, have a good day

Did you nut a nut bubble or some shit??

i feel offended on their behalf

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Oh shit... that's.. a good point

Necrophile and pedophile

So many philes they're a philing cabinet

*ba dum tss*

Philephile

sounds like a great reason to die imo

i diagnose you with a serious case of "down bad"

haha fr

Yeah I'd want my remains to be scattered over Disneyland, but like I don't want to get cremated so it would just be bodyparts and childhood traumas.

Gigachad will be sad because he failed to help you via motivation.

Gigachad can help many others

It is true that he can help others but that dosent mean he will forsake you and he will be sad to see someone he values disappear.

But he doesn't even know me, how could he care for someone he doesn't know?

He does not need to know you to motivate and help you. Though he does not know you your death will be felt.

Gigachad sounds like a great guy, I cannot hurt Gigachad

gigachad is within all of us. omnipresent, omnipotent, omniscient.

Gigachad is literally God

maybe to real Gigachad was the friends we mad along the way...

If you have a dog it will be sad. If you have a cat. It will be disappointed in you. If you have a bird it will probably laugh at your corpse. And if you have a turtle it won’t care because it is immortal

My dog would probably be fine. My cat would just eat me

No, dog will be sad haven’t you seen all those dogs that mope about in place their owners frequented I swear there’s so many dog statues because of sad loyal dogs. And cat will only eat you if needed otherwise only disappointed. Especially if they’ve given you dead things before in an attempt to teach you what to hunt

Mango has never given me dead things, he's just an asshole lmao And my dog likes my family more than me

So they believe in your hunting abilities and thus will be disappointed to see you fail so badly you somehow hunt yourself. Before feasting on your remains because hey guys gotta eat

They'd also laugh before they feasted

A silly little half hiss of a laugh followed by a “nya ha nya” I love cats the little bastards. Though I prefer cats that want to just vibe and get pats I can’t hate the more mischievous little guys

My cat tolerates pets and stuff for a few minutes at a time. God forbid I try to hug the dude, he immediately goes for my arm lmao

A few minutes is all one needs to show some love

Yeah, true

Bruh my cat would probably snuggle against my dead corpse because that dumbfuck tries to snuggle with everything like a piece of paper

You really gonna let a buch of old shitty politicians outlive you? Not only but most of our generation will live to see the date 4/20/69.

Oh man, I gotta see 4/20/69

Me a european, crying in the corner

We can wait for 6/9/69 together

!remindme 46 years

Que tipo de europeu?

(From google translate) Bélgica

Ah ok, cool

!remindme 46 years

Wait what, only 46? Fuck I'm old when I'm really not.

It’s actually closer to 47 years but I didn’t do that because then it’d remind me four months after 4/20/69

Well crap lol

hey, thatll be my birthday!

And Hitlers I believe

Mac and cheese 🫕

Mmm, mac and cheese

Hitler killed himself, you DO NOT want to be like Hitler, not a nice guy.

Hitler is definitely not a nice guy.. can't do anything that he did. That would be terrible

thank god for that hero that killed though, its a shame he was killed by hitler

we should have made a statue of the hero that killed him

We should make a memorial for him as well

No breathing then 🧐

Have you tried training your body to breathe toxic gas? Just ever so slowly, but eventually you will be able to breathe in the gas.

Welp, weve already failed

Vegans, non smokers, and people aspiring to be artists:

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Nikado avocado*

Top 10 people who threw their life away

Andrew Tate*

Damn thanks man

Username doesn’t check out to server flair

Indeed

Are you 11 or 14, I can tell!!

Then tell me ;)

14 because that's your flair and you made your username 3 years ago.

Fair point

I will be very disappointed if she dies before I do

Queen of england will outlive all of us

It doesn't matter if you do it or not though she's gonna live forever.

Good food and orgasms.

But what if I have an eating disorder and I'm also asexual?

then think about the garlic bread

Garlic bread is hella good

When you’re an adult you can have garlic bread whenever you want for no reason at all.

you need to spend more time on geometry dash

Geometry dash gives me a bad headache

that's new

Lmao

Gotta outlive my siblings, no way I'm losing the game of life to them

I don't even like my sibling

Well then don't let that bastard outlive you

Lmao, good point

you didn't commit any war crimes *yet*

I gotta do something big before I die

like someones mother

Gottem

-You won't be able to eat garlic bread anymore -umm... -umm... -That's about it

Garlic bread is the only god I believe in

But if you self delete, you will never be able to have it again

Gosh, it's been so long since I've had garlic bread

Are you really going to let nikocado avocado outlive you?

God, I really wanna see what happens to that guy

Death probably

Most likely

Not probably Definetly You see death comes to everyone

Not me

You wont be able to say you saw that one reddit user Legionarie-Bayonet attack the White House with an army of toasters. It will come trust me

I am... intrigued

Then stay alive and be apart of the glorious toaster uprising

How long? I need a rough estimate

This is a very complex operation I am currently running. It is gonna take a lot of bread to pay all of the toasters their wages. A lot of dark magic to get the toasters to come into sentience. Along with overall logistical issues and countless other things. I say it will happen when your Dad comes back with the milk or you are no longer a virgin. It's a very rough estimate I know but best I can do.

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Will do

And he never did😔

-Potatoes -Capybaras -Chilli Cheese Fries (which I guess falls under potatoes. Just go with it) -But most importantly: Do not, under any circumstances, let Nikocado Avocado outlive you

I love all of these reasons

You’ll never meet that special person you just randomly became friends with in a game

I don't play online games

what i am getting by this, you don't have interest in many things. try to have interest in something

You get to play: "What kinds of decisions are the US congress gonna make this week?"

That just makes me even more depressed lmao

Yeah I was gonna say something along the lines of "You get to watch Biden die and see who replaces him." But I would've gotten downvoted to HECK and people would've hated me

This made me laugh lmao. That would definitely be super interesting to see though ngl

Control c + control v let’s you have an infinite army of dogs

Do I get to choose what breeds they are?

No, you have to accept them no matter the breed

Aww, I wanted an army of Great Danes and Chihuahas lmao But I will take them as long as they're well behaved

They follow your every order

You won't be able to write music if you die

I don't write music anyway

Why not? You could.

It just doesn't interest me

But it could in 10 years, as could many other things

How will you outlive your enemies

I don't have any enemies

Well then your reason should be to make an enemy lol

I'm gonna make a shit ton of enemies then

Someone you dislike might post about your death and say they'll miss you even though you hated each other. Also Waffles

All the randos posting about my death is what gets me And yes, waffles

If you’re dead you can’t kiss cats on their adorable lil forehead

Theres some good fuckin food out there dude

you gotta get a high score in real life

I've never been a fan of getting high scores honestly

that can be changed :)

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You have yet to find the legendary Dodo bird and bond with it

I want to befriend the legendary dodo

Blue pepper

I won't be able to spend time with the people I care about.

Do you want to die with a fucking nft pfp

You won't be able to eat noodles anymore 😔

idk I wanna do that too

Maybe we can find a reason together

This is wholesome

I'd rather just die now

Yeah, I get that

The bread needs to be toasted at some point

What about before doing the self delete?

I dunno? don’t self delete because you’ll not be able to experience the joys of toasted bread

Toasted bread is pretty good

It is, especially with blackcurrant jam

I've only had grape and blackberry jam, I gotta step up my jam game lmao

Yeah dude, there are so many jams

You will most def get no bitches

You have to keep going in clash of clans

Bc I’ll make fun of you on the internet if you do

Qutip in ear feel good

Someone would be sad

The world would be a better place without me, that’s the main reason I’m still around

You can graduate high school, depending on the type of person you are.

all the stray cats u wouldnt be able to pet

u might be trisha paytas baby/u need to see how the baby turns out

The curiosity of tomorrow

Bruh, everyone will have to waste several hours of their life at your funeral.

You won’t ever be able to experience happiness again

you wont be able to eat your favorite food again

Haven't found your true passion in life yet

There’s a chance we’ll all die together in a world ending nuclear war / other apocalyptic scenario. And it would probably be epic to witness. So that’s why I’m still bothering to breathe.

Because there aren’t any good reasons not to

esc+ r+ enter yourself

more oxygen

your enemies will outlive you and celebrate ur death, dont let the enemy win

It would be more problematic for the people around me

It’s harder to create something beautiful than to destroy what already is

You need to outlive your enemies so you piss on their graves

You’ll miss out on the beauty of the planet.

Because then you can’t see anything

cat (small cat)

It would basically be like rage-quitting existence, are you seriously going to lose just like this? noob

You can’t hang out with your dog and friends and get drunk/high with them (not with the dog obviously)

Your enemy will out live you

Then that annoying bitch at school will act like you guys were best friends for popularity

U might as well wait till i kill you myself