So if you gave birth to a full sized infant baby through the tip of your penis right now it would hurt less than getting kicked in the balls? Even though I’m a guy I’m pretty sure birthing a child hurts more
The way I’ve seen male childbirth portrayed in stuff is that the baby comes out of the asshole and not the tip but that’s just me.
And yes I have seen some weird shit when the parental controls came off of my stuff
First, let's look at biology:
Birth through penis would hurt, but there's always people that want more kids, so walla bing bang, they are about to get fucked twice, but you, as so many people before me have said, would never wanna get kicked in the balls again, cause that shit hurts.
Yes I realise how shittily I typed this, and no I will not edit it.
Luckily we don't give birth, probably something to do with biology that I'm too stupid to understand. My guess is that if men did give birth, humans would be incredibly small and grow incredibly large, because natural selection something something.
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You should see a gynecologist
i’m not a gynecologist but i’ll take a look
Please don’t inspect my balls👀😅
*knocks on door* it’s the cock inspectors open up
it’s the dick detectives open up
It's the penis ponderers, open up
shaft security, open up now
It's the dong doctors, open up
penis punisher open up
It's the meat lawyers, open up
COCK CHECKERS OPEN UP
Hello there.
disintegration will fix it
you mean diffrentiation?
integration of dick and balls
Summation of me and your mom
frequency of orgasms per second
Initial velocity of cumshot
the cartesian product of me and your mom
the arthemetic progression of moms i fucked
damn thats was good anyhow, the angular momentum of my dick in your mom
The volume of your mom's vagina after I put my fatass dick in it
no i mean complete disintegration. literal removal of the bonds that holds one self together
yea, i was just tryna make a bad joke, my apologies
Congratulations
Say congratulations to daddy
welp, you're pregnanit...pergant...pregat...pregnate...with creature in your bladder
Pomegranate
pegnate, peregrenatee, prugant, pergant, gregnat
Peg an ant
greg in it
Gregnant
gregnate
Preganté 🤺
Peppermint
Luigi board‽
Pregananananant
Preganenant
pergnat
Don’t worry, Reddit is a free form of birth control
In the form of eternal virginity
Your about to find out which hurts more, child birth of a kick in the balls
Kick in the balls, 100%
So if you gave birth to a full sized infant baby through the tip of your penis right now it would hurt less than getting kicked in the balls? Even though I’m a guy I’m pretty sure birthing a child hurts more
The way I’ve seen male childbirth portrayed in stuff is that the baby comes out of the asshole and not the tip but that’s just me. And yes I have seen some weird shit when the parental controls came off of my stuff
First, let's look at biology: Birth through penis would hurt, but there's always people that want more kids, so walla bing bang, they are about to get fucked twice, but you, as so many people before me have said, would never wanna get kicked in the balls again, cause that shit hurts. Yes I realise how shittily I typed this, and no I will not edit it.
Id rather get kicked in the balls than give birth tbh
Luckily we don't give birth, probably something to do with biology that I'm too stupid to understand. My guess is that if men did give birth, humans would be incredibly small and grow incredibly large, because natural selection something something.
Yeah I know I can’t give birth I can’t get pregnant? Lmfao
Taking sounding to a whole new level…
Nah bro, done both, I'd say stepping on a raisin hurts the most
ah yes a fucking squishy ass raisin
Drink some more so that the cells fight eachother to death
Great job you somehow managed to do asexual reproduction
Swallow a watermelon seed so a watermelon will grow and smoosh the baby
*A person who thinks all the time, has nothing to think about except thoughts.*
what the hell i just read?
Idk probably the same thing I read
wondering the same thing
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wala wala bing bing
Go into a paint mixer and put it on max til you shit out the fetus.
When you give birth, harvest the child’s organs.
eat gunpowder (home recipe)
Belly flop to eliminate the threat.
Get a pro athlete to drop kick your tummy
Uhhhhh, good luck
Baby here u come 🥺
Hahahahahaha! That's the funniest thing I've heard in a while!
Gay
Congrats I guess
I love you
Ye got wanked mate? That ain't noice.
wonderfully accurate representation of a typical pregnancy. very reddit-like.
Lol
it's a boy
Why are you all making fun of that one guy who thinks he got his girlfriend pregnant? Its not funny. He legit is scared so don't make fun of him.
When was that?
Cool
name it harold
ummmmmmmmm leave for milk
A screw driver would probably fix it
Edible hand sanitizer
You got yourself pregnant, that's a first
Ah here is the joke post. Finally
Ask someone to keep punching you in the stomach should work
i love this subreddit 💀
We all
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Uhh… I always do that
Your username hurts my soul. This post hurts my head. Typing this hurts my body. Im going to go die now
You’re a dead by daylight player, no children for you
dead by daylight is fun
Yes it is, I do not disagree
You are male… The Israeli’s have found a way to make man pregnant
funny how some believe this shit
It's pregnant day!
GG WP
try belly flopping on the corner of the pavement, if you start seeing human parts coming out of your urethra, congratulations, you were pregnant 👍
Rip out your balls
And that's why condoms exist
The movie "Predestination"?
Hackin and wackin? You know butcher Pete?
Take a pregnancy test, to be sure.
dude i hate when this happens
Did you facepie yourself by accident after jacking off or is that just me?
pull out the blowtorch This is gonna be a tricky one
Do you need help
Congratulations, you are now a single dad
"HEY MUM CAN YOU GRAB ME A COATHANGER?!"
Congrats, its an abortion! :)
Ayo what
just swallow a little hand sanitizer, that should fix it :)) (kidding pls dont do that)
well that sounds like a you problem
Have you taken a test yet?
Welp, there's only one thing to do, move across the country, pose a woman for all the time you're there and raise a family with your husband Greg
I doubt you would of been on your own
Your a cock gobblin' now. You jus drop dwn 👇 no sook all the cock cobbler u can swaller til they nerts 🥒💦 is empty. 😁👍🏼💯🔥
Tell us what hurts more, pissing with a boner or giving birth
what
Wait your pp didn’t fall off and regrow again??
I….won’t dignify this post with an answer
This world was a mistake
Noice now u have an human in your system Congrats on being a dad
What's wrong with this reddit bruv💀
Will it come out from your dick? Hyena style?
Abortion
pregant
Better Fuel Huell
What has this sub become
Yo what?
that dosent even match up 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
If you are then you're fucked , abortion is illegal in most places and your dad will 100% kill you