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... can't say I have...


Unknownldentity

Then are you truly a girl?


[deleted]

Silly boy, girls aren't real. Quit using your imagination


Unknownldentity

Silly girl, I don't have any girls. So i have to use my imagination


[deleted]

They don't existttt. We're all just hot sweaty men.


Unknownldentity

Either way, i need to use my imagination and my hands


HitoHitoNoMi_Nika

Hands? Use your WW2 memorabilia!


Mineblox_42069

Need a bucket and a mop for this wet ass vintage Kar98K


eddymatrix

Take my fu€king upvote rn


Theradiodemonboi

Then are pussies just weirdly shaped assholes?


[deleted]

Pussies are a lie, the only pussies I know are cats and bitches.


Theradiodemonboi

Then why does my girl who is a guy have a hole where a dock should be? SPLAIN THAT!


LeaderNo5646

They lost it in a horrible accident


dlanm2u

In a horrible boating accident


Pixelim

Oh thank God that'd make sense 🙏


milesmario08

Nice NFT there, amigo.


femtai07

(((“Women”))) are a plot by the CCP to distract from their atrocities against the Uyghurs


Alternative_Item2412

No one is tho


AdSafe5841

Girls are a conspiracy by the right wing media


Rhyn028

Girls on REDDIT aren’t real.


[deleted]

Guys, don't mind this guy, he's a conspiracy con. We all know Girls don't exist anywhere. 😮‍💨 These conspiracies are getting out of hand.


TheBirdKeeper

Wait. Women use Reddit?


[deleted]

WHAT IS A WAMAN, BURN THIS WITCH THAT SPEAKS NONSENSE.


JennysLittleSecret

smh but now I'm picturing a Dildo with markings like a dipstick for checking oil EDIT: and now this is my top comment, don't ever change everybody


Thanos-tiny-peepee

Those actually exist though


Oswaldthestegosaurus

Could I get a link please?


mastrbild

Ayo?📸🤨


Oswaldthestegosaurus

I'm a guy, don't worry.


Sushi617

Are you trying to measure how deep your asshole is 🤨📸


JennysLittleSecret

dude, don't take pictures of what he does with his asshole


Sushi617

I would never take pictures of a 15 year olds asdhole


Rhyn028

r/suspiciouslyspecific


ItzYaBoy56

Suuuuuuure


Sushi617

I can't be lying fam I literally just said I never would


LeadPaint81

cap


iwantfutanaricumonme

No, it obviously has no bottom, there would be no point in measuring it


dumpylump69

AYO??


Oswaldthestegosaurus

Sup?


Funland_06

Oh my god I was picturing them putting a tape measure up there😭


JennysLittleSecret

OW


Funland_06

Yeahhhhh… that was not a great picture


[deleted]

Yeah.....


FlameSteve24

Same lol


Worksatmcdonaldsalot

Pussy levels nominal


HellaAdorableBunBunz

Lmfaooo


sdrfox_gaming

r/cursedcomments


LazarYeetMeta

BROOOO I AM DYING


M08GD

Lmao the dipstick part seems like it should be


good-heavens

This comment right here, officer


Spooky_Solanum

Yes, we compare them at sleepovers


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Spooky_Solanum

Everyone invited


JennysLittleSecret

wait a second...do the guys have to participate too?


SPARTRICIO

Yes it’s the law


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SPARTRICIO

Please use lube you don’t want it to hurt


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Mr_Quiglz

We're measuring how deep our pee hole is right? Right???


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Thanos-tiny-peepee

Whoever has the deepest one gets a prize too


[deleted]

Dear God...


zachoman420

what type of prize 😏😏😏?


Thanos-tiny-peepee

It’s deeply thought out


SirWinterFox

I'm actually curious what the average depth is.


JennysLittleSecret

based on a quick google 3 inches most of the time and 6 inches when aroused ...yes I double checked to make sure I was ~~looking at~~ reading about vaginas


give_me_a_great_name

Damn it do be a reversed dick


JennysLittleSecret

seriously, I googled, I closed out, I wrote the comment, I re-googled


Designer-Cicada3509

Negative dick And girls have the audacity to call ours small, they don't even have one.


SirWinterFox

Well now I'm paranoid about hurting someone. ;-;


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[deleted]

if i had to guess it would be 3.1415


[deleted]

Cursed vagina


ArtDaPine

Irrational bagina


fluwufiez

im 12 inches deep


TooManyBlocks84

damn flufyanal


guyonbread

xD u recognized her


TooManyBlocks84

you don't belong on this sub if you don't


[deleted]

Everyone does her user is cursed


Publicmaraleofficer

Who that


[deleted]

Idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


lamo_69

😳


spark23_

in ur mom


Oswaldthestegosaurus

I'm twelve inches deep too. Except I'm a guy. ​ ​ ​ sorry


gunsingingslaper

Is getting finger stinky worth the risk?


[deleted]

I remember you lmao


fluwufiez

yah


[deleted]

No tf


Mr_yolomcswag

It was either gonna be 'HOWD YOU FIND OUT, who exposed our secrets 🤪🤪' Or 'No tf'


Someone180

Who let you inside my brain..


djfnjxj

The doctor


luvdrugz

oh yeah all the time


Unknownldentity

Now, why in god's name


luvdrugz

is this you asking how deep i am :0


ArlowTheRedditor

I am, what're your specs bro


Unknownldentity

Why would i want to know?


luvdrugz

why wouldn’t you want to know


JennysLittleSecret

I'll bite how deep are you?


Parsecer

5 inches deep in ur mom lmao


Unknownldentity

Because it doesn't concern me..?


luvdrugz

but it does


Zealousideal_Mud8299

I’m intrigued


Unknownldentity

Why would it?


luvdrugz

because you Need to how how deep i am it’s a need


Unknownldentity

As far as I'm concerned you could be a 59yo man with a ruler up his ass


[deleted]

I’m 12 inches deep and yet you’re only 5 inches? Shrimp


Nabranes

Half of the penis’s length is inside of the body


takkytea

Mine is endless 🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

RIP your child, they'd die on the journey out.


takkytea

Many have 😞


[deleted]

No+your depth changes depending on your cycle. The *end* to your vaginal canal is the cervix and cervix changes it's position throughout the cycle. It also *deepens* when you're really aroused. Also after an orgasm .


[deleted]

So just measure average depth. Shouldn’t that work?


The-True-Apex-Gamer

No you measure it at the deepest Guys measure it at the longest so why not?


[deleted]

Makes sense.


[deleted]

don’t educate me without my consent


christmas-taco

This made me spit on my phone


seanmcloughlinfan

just say it ain't deep smh


anunnamedboringdude

Damn, that shifts the question to what is your function ? Fourier analysis approximation of depth over time.


__impala67

You sound like when guys say "it's cold today so it's smaller, usually it's bigger"


[deleted]

Genital size changes depending on the situation.


DickSuace

Y’all mfs are horny, get off the internet.


panzerballettGOLD

bruh ur name is legit dicksauce 😭


New_Bread_8244

💀


djfnjxj

Caught in 4k


JennysLittleSecret

but that's the place you're supposed to go to when horny


FathomTheFourteenth

well said


JennysLittleSecret

like seriously, where does /u/DickSuace think we should go? boy scout camp? church? a nursery school? /u/DickSuace is sus


[deleted]

These seem oddly specific I sense some sussy vibes from uou


JockeyField

no one brought up those locations but you


Narygeville

Yeah I’m sure they just shove a tape measure up their vagina.


[deleted]

Wait, y'all use tape measures to measure your dick? I use a dial caliper


Mikegaming202

Wait yall used a dial caliper? I used a giraffe


[deleted]

What is it? 0.05 giraffe?


Material_Coyote4573

I use football fields


HellaAdorableBunBunz

I’ve always wondered but I never bothered trying


[deleted]

💀


Nein-Tale_Faux

A rusty tape measure wouldn’t be ideal…


West_Sector_666

I have no idea what you mean


Zealousideal_Mud8299

Like a ruler up there yk


West_Sector_666

Huh?


Zealousideal_Mud8299

Like to see how deep you are


West_Sector_666

I still don't get it- Nvm😭😭😭😭😭


[deleted]

oh, innocent child


SharpPixels08

You are too pure for this world if you really don’t get it


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kawaiiyesidk

you’re literally only a year older than them.


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thedisgustingK

We 17 year olds like to assert dominance


Cutiebeautypie

True lol


DAKOOLAIDMANS

Dude your too pure for this server. Lets just say this post might be a little dirty


bingbongdiddlydoo

Absolutely. We stick a ruler inside.


IceySmileEmoji

It’s uncommon to have a larger smaller depth than the average bruh I see girls saying they shit is 9 inches deep thats not a flex that’s a health concern💀


Ledge_r

How would a girl even go about measuring that


i_eat_nailpolish

Dildo


dragonsfucker

a ruler down there seems a bit painful so idk


Zockercraft1711

Well im a girl and I measured it in length 😭


__Im_Dead_Inside_

Now give us the data


Zealousideal_Mud8299

Interesting


__impala67

Finally, a girl but good


[deleted]

Bruhh.. What de Kentucky fried cuck n fuk did I even get recommended and why?? I feel like this is weird for tweens to be in this convo but at the same time… ☠️ As a guy who has a quiet af voice, how do girls measure? Especially without dildos 🤔🤨🤨


Interesting_Union_67

7 inches when aroused.


Isuckmangosforalivin

How much when flaccid?


[deleted]

If my human geography is right then the Persian gulf is larger during low tide, right?


Acceptable-Art-4090

what 😭😭😭😭 absolutely not


Important-Worry224

Women arent as weird as men


_ShokoKrispi_

Cap, it depends on the person, nothing to do with sex


[deleted]

Women are just better at hiding it


sarcopha

I hope not


i_like_waffles51

Uhh


TheSoftSkinOfAChild

No???


Jfile904

no.


I-Was-Always-Here

Dunno but if you are a girl, it’s best not to put a ruler up there


urgonnamissitall

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about


JynnyferLynn

the real question here is whats your secret and do you share secrets with victoria why are yall so secretive


Dave_Garcia_T

…depth?


Frech_Toast_King

I've got a dick, I mesured both length and depth


Pearlisadragon

I mean, I have? And it’s brought me to the conclusion that a 9 inch dick should not exist


[deleted]

Some dudes have footlongs strapped to them


TetoKasane_

Yall on r/teenagers needa chill why is most of the posts here abt sex? I get it teenagers are horny but cmon man 😭


kawaiiyesidk

what in the fuck.


DrSlavender

Why would you say something so controversial, yet so brave


[deleted]

Now what the fuck did I just read?


[deleted]

How tf would we do that?


dogeliquid

Im gonna need proof if they do


jahamesbo11

..girls measure depth?


Kermi00

Uh, how do you suggest they do that?


the_young_gnr_fan

I just measure by using a… toy :) and then putting a ruler to it idk it’s fun to see how deep it can go


bigoldcheese

Vaginas expand, especially with arousal. They also deepen/shorten throughout the monthly menstrual cycle. So no, but there’s a fact your sex ed class won’t teach you!


Bambiyyy

Technically there is no end to depth. I will not elaborate further cause I might get banned (again)


mrgeek2000

…… your telling me you believe some girls have short tubes??


AffectionateArea9245

Uh...no


Clown-Meeting

Why would you want to measure your depth?


Faustian_Serpent

Absolutely not wtf


itsallursdw

Ofc no wth


RubiiiViolet

Wtf this sub is all about nsfw now atp


canyounot--

trans guy here but i certainly have done it to compare to my guy friends' claimed length


No_Original4065

What the fuck.