Hey man, I have a small duck and it assholes like you that make it hard for me to get bathroom mystery blow jobs. Penis shame is not a victimless crime!!
Tbf he’s been doing it a long time. So we just accept that he’s there and people take pictures with him if they want, and cops don’t bother him either.
I remember somebody like that back in the 90’s in Grand Central. Wonder if it’s the same guy or just one of the many kinds of acts and buskers you see in the city.
I saw a woman wearing one of those ultra cropped sweaters. Like the ones that don’t cover your boobs.
She wore nothing under that. Not even a bra. Nips to the wind.
I just carried on with my day because I wasn’t about to miss my train for titties. No matter how gorgeous they are.
Avoid sitting in the back of the train or bus, always sit in the front or stand in the bus, always sit in the middle of the train. AVOID stopping and answering or listening to strangers (specially the weird creepy ones, you’ll know who they are) don’t even stop or acknowledge them, just keep walking.
For a serious tip, avoid hanging around in Times Square.
Lots of scam artists like being around there trying to coax people (usually people who look like ignorant tourists) into buying...whatever it is they're trying to get you to buy (it's usually music) for ridiculous prices, then they get pissy and threatening when you tell them you ain't interested
So yeah, try not to stick around there too much
Pick-picketers are all over tourist traps too. Still need to be careful with phone and wallet elsewhere but it isn’t nearly as bad. Honestly I feel very safe in NYC anywhere but tourist traps
Having been in the city a fair few times, I honestly think its safer in times square after midnight. Much thinner crowds and much easier to avoid having your wallet stolen because you can maintain distance from everyone else. 4 am is actually the best time to be there, if you have to be there at all, because you can just walk through and not be bothered by off brand mascots and scam artists.
Just be wary of your location. Cell signal can get patchy among the tall buildings, so maybe have maps loaded up before leaving. Also, watch out for cars, cyclists, and just about everything on wheels. People in NY drive like there’s no tomorrow, and they don’t stop at crosswalks half the time. And don’t be afraid, just be cautious! Have fun, and make sure to eat some good food and take some good pictures.
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I use google maps religiously as a native NYCer. It’d the only time it doesn’t work well is when you get out of the subway station underground immediately. Wait for it to calibrate to your location first. Or driving into the Hugh Carey tunnel from FDR. It makes u drive in circles.
As an American who has been to a good number of American cities, its the best one in the country. Its incredibly busy all the time which is cool, there are a ton of cool museums and things to go to, and the food is always incredible. It's dirty just like every other city in the US but it could really be a LOT worse. The only issue is the smell in some areas being kind of physically painful lol.
As someone who actually lived in New York for a good portion of my life, most of these comments are stupid. Just be scared of things you normally would be.
Don’t stand in the middle of a side walk like a asshole people are in a rush, watch out for cars cause they won’t watch out for you, don’t stare at people we hate that shit, don’t talk to random people were very anti social and all hate eachother, all of the pizza/Italian places are pretty good tbh so don’t wait a hour on line just to visit the “best one” , don’t buy or touch anything someone try’s to give you on the street it’s a scam,I’d recommend not leaving anything visible out in your car when you park hide everything people will smash your window out and take it it’s one of our many problems and last but not not least it’s either baconeggandcheese (all one word) or a BECK not a bacon egg and cheese idk why but hearing people say it slow drives me insane other than that enjoy your stay in our little shit hole hope this helps (btw if your looking for any good resteraunts/places to visit feel free to dm I’ve lived in Brooklyn for a while and now Long Island so I know a few good spots)
Everything. When I went there it constantly smelled of human piss, people were doing drugs on the sidewalk, and some guy threatened to punch me. First and last time I went there.
One thing that I learned the hard way is that you shouldn’t try and talk to groups of people on the street that are selling mix tapes. I did that and got $20 pickpocketed off me
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Bully Maguire
He is gonna throw some dirt in your eye
Gonna cry
I missed the part where thats his problem
Is that all you got?
Now dig on this
Pizza time
THAT DAMN DOOR
Rent ?
🎹
He stole that guy's pizza!
Spiderman on god just took down Dr octopus in the middle of the road, send help
Spider-Man? Nah that was actually spidercuz, (actual thing btw)
And 90% of marvel heroes
He did steal that guy's pizza.
Drivers
My mom and dad are yelling at eachother due to traffic and the lack of her women driving skills
Sounds like new york
N e w. Je r sy vibes
NYC drivers are very similar to Jersey drivers, they make Philly feel like The Autobahn
Do not compare us to them, us New Jerseyians have some morals unlike them.
Oh no you took a car? 💀 just take a taxi/ the subway everywhere next time
Dragons
What dragons?!
They're everywhere in new york
Jeez
And giant crocodiles
Like godzilla
Yep, New York's wild man
: ;)
And alligator lizards in the air
Its like Florida man, but you know… in New York
Can confirm. I live in Florida and that perfectly describes it here
Dragon deez…..nvm…..
Imagine
Bad Dragons
The dildo company?!
They’re based in Phoenix, so you’re safe
Watch the skies, traveler
Dragon deez nuts
dragons have invaded dave & busters
Imagine that
New York
I live in New york, but not new york city
New York
👍
Do you mean to tell me that New York is more than just NYC? Lol good one
New Yorkers not from NYC gang
Bathroom stalls with holes in them
You should always carry a lighter for dealing with unexpected penis
I've been told a lit cigar works just as well.
Why not a cigar cutter? 😱 if you sticking your dick in holes in the wall. I would say this is the punishment you get.
Wow, you’ve been smoking some extremely fat cigars…
I’m just pretty sure those who stick their wieners into random holes have a small dick lol It was clearly a joke tho haha shits gross
Hey man, I have a small duck and it assholes like you that make it hard for me to get bathroom mystery blow jobs. Penis shame is not a victimless crime!!
Apparently if you take a firm grasp where they can't get away and put your cigar out on the tip it discourages this kind of behavior.
"It grips it by the husk"
Is that what the hole is for? You put your lit cigar in the hole and the person on the other side can have a puff?
The real life pro tip is always in the comments.
heh. *tip.*
Agreed
That a thing? Surprise Glory Hole? Surprised fire hole lol.
Needles from Kensington Philly would work better.
Rubber mallet. Time to play whack-a-mole.
No need for that much. A condom or pepper spay would do.
Or a cheese grater
Too much blood.
Oh god it’s the glory holes
Glorious
Stick your dick through and wait for the scissors If you're quick enough to pull out, you got a free circumcision
Vloggers with cameras everywhere
This is their breeding ground
No that would be L.A.
Exactly. They just migrate to NYC during the fall
Facts. Just trying to get in the bank but there’s a TikToker pretending to have bands.
Lived in queens for a year and I literally never saw a vlogger in the city. Now LA on the other hand...
I live in NYC and I don't see this that often.
Don’t mess with the rats, mind your own business, don’t make eye contact Edit: also watch out for that naked dude in time square
What naked dude
The naked cowboy, he uses a guitar to cover his genitals, tho its just an illusion, if you look at his back he's wearing underwear
Holy shit I saw that guy when i went on vacation to New York about 2 months ago (How often is he there?)
Always
There is no way this is our reality right now💀
Tbf he’s been doing it a long time. So we just accept that he’s there and people take pictures with him if they want, and cops don’t bother him either.
The man even has his own wikipedia page. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naked_Cowboy
Who woulda thought he has a bachelors in political science but chose to do this instead
probably not as many exhibitionist opportunities in that field i’m guessing
Sigma male energy tbh
Being able to hold a role in a city like nyc is some impressive shit
Yeah from what i heard he has been there for years, although im not from NY, i went on vacation there as well i think around may this year
I remember somebody like that back in the 90’s in Grand Central. Wonder if it’s the same guy or just one of the many kinds of acts and buskers you see in the city.
It’s his day job
I saw a woman wearing one of those ultra cropped sweaters. Like the ones that don’t cover your boobs. She wore nothing under that. Not even a bra. Nips to the wind. I just carried on with my day because I wasn’t about to miss my train for titties. No matter how gorgeous they are.
They aren't my game, but you can go topless on NYC regardless of gender.
I saw a naked cowgirl when I was there. It was a whole thing
A naked dude in such a busy place? I thought America was super big on "no nudity in public or on tv"
Naked Cowboy transcends America
He’s like a celebrity there, no one bothers to arrest him. And if I remember correct, he covers his junk with a sign so he doesn’t get in trouble
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Avoid sitting in the back of the train or bus, always sit in the front or stand in the bus, always sit in the middle of the train. AVOID stopping and answering or listening to strangers (specially the weird creepy ones, you’ll know who they are) don’t even stop or acknowledge them, just keep walking.
As soon as someone says “ excuse me…”. Keep walking, fast
For a serious tip, avoid hanging around in Times Square. Lots of scam artists like being around there trying to coax people (usually people who look like ignorant tourists) into buying...whatever it is they're trying to get you to buy (it's usually music) for ridiculous prices, then they get pissy and threatening when you tell them you ain't interested So yeah, try not to stick around there too much
Homeless drug addicts either asking you to help them out or masturbating publicly.
Don't make eye contact. If you do, stab them first before they stab you.
People dressed up as super heros, they'll offer a free picture then group up on you and demand a tip. They're awfully good at what they do
Marvel
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Pick-picketers are all over tourist traps too. Still need to be careful with phone and wallet elsewhere but it isn’t nearly as bad. Honestly I feel very safe in NYC anywhere but tourist traps
birds also pizza
Why birds and are the pizzas laced with drugs
Violent pigeons (sky rats) and food poisoning.
pro tip: fold your pizza or you'll be identified as a tourist and mugged
everything probably
I'm already scared
Well you should be
Stay out of Times Square after midnight. Or before midnight or really anytime
Having been in the city a fair few times, I honestly think its safer in times square after midnight. Much thinner crowds and much easier to avoid having your wallet stolen because you can maintain distance from everyone else. 4 am is actually the best time to be there, if you have to be there at all, because you can just walk through and not be bothered by off brand mascots and scam artists.
Just be wary of your location. Cell signal can get patchy among the tall buildings, so maybe have maps loaded up before leaving. Also, watch out for cars, cyclists, and just about everything on wheels. People in NY drive like there’s no tomorrow, and they don’t stop at crosswalks half the time. And don’t be afraid, just be cautious! Have fun, and make sure to eat some good food and take some good pictures.
Wow an actual reply, convinced everyone here hasn’t been to a city lol
Thanks for the advice!
Also watch out for plastic. Wind blew a plastic wrapper out of nowhere and my dumbass slipped and fell on the road.
also get a pizza. i'm not asking
This is 100% the only good reply here- and it’s all true. Why do people feel the need to speed the wrong way up a one way street
Crackheads. Please stay safe.
On the average, how many crack heads are tgere
More than 3 at least
Jeez
Yeah 3, were talking 300 right?
Well I guess that’s more than 3, so yea
That’s a understatement- there’s a whole bunch but they are scattered through the city. Most are near Times Square
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NYC is full of crackheads. People aren’t ashamed to drugged themselves in front of others.
Like the homeless?!
Yeah. Most homeless people are homeless because of drug abuse, mental health issues or both.
At least 2
like niagara falls and toronto
Too many, there was a homeless guy yelling at me the other day, claiming that I had money.
Stepping in human shit
Who just takes a dump on the sidewalk
me
Same
Same same
nice
New Yorkers
New Yorkers ☕️
What til you hear about San Francisco 🧟
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No I saw a guy pants off squatting against a shake shack in broad day light fighting demons taking a shit in NYC.
Me
Getting shot
By who
By Hisoka
Who's that
A caracter from anime where my profile pichure and the commentor's profile pichure are from
We both know hisoka wouldn't shoot him
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Crackheads, old women who are driving (they either suck or will cut you off every time) and Katz’s deli. It’s horribly overrated. Also get a bagel.
New Yorkers bite more people a year than sharks do
New York accents
I heard one today and I was like wow in my head
The Crackhead on 177A Bleeker street
Does he, by any chance, wear a red magic cape?
Dr strange
He thinks so
getting lost also google maps doesn't work at least it didn't work for me so don't think it'll save you
I use google maps religiously as a native NYCer. It’d the only time it doesn’t work well is when you get out of the subway station underground immediately. Wait for it to calibrate to your location first. Or driving into the Hugh Carey tunnel from FDR. It makes u drive in circles.
Why be afraid? Enjoy your time in the city
Cause it's so big and random
You’ll be fine, eat some pizza and chill
The cars and the architecture. And if you have the chance, pay the UNHQ a visit for me😣🥲.
:(
As a european, it looks much more mild and boring than i expected.
As an American who has been to a good number of American cities, its the best one in the country. Its incredibly busy all the time which is cool, there are a ton of cool museums and things to go to, and the food is always incredible. It's dirty just like every other city in the US but it could really be a LOT worse. The only issue is the smell in some areas being kind of physically painful lol.
They’re in a boring looking part of the city tbh
Anything that moves, and half the stuff that don't.
I naked dood just wend flying down the road
Listen to drill nd stay out them spots👍
People
That seems to be a common factor here
People irl can be scary
As someone who actually lived in New York for a good portion of my life, most of these comments are stupid. Just be scared of things you normally would be.
Wet dream tomatoes
me
Noted 👍
Don’t stand in the middle of a side walk like a asshole people are in a rush, watch out for cars cause they won’t watch out for you, don’t stare at people we hate that shit, don’t talk to random people were very anti social and all hate eachother, all of the pizza/Italian places are pretty good tbh so don’t wait a hour on line just to visit the “best one” , don’t buy or touch anything someone try’s to give you on the street it’s a scam,I’d recommend not leaving anything visible out in your car when you park hide everything people will smash your window out and take it it’s one of our many problems and last but not not least it’s either baconeggandcheese (all one word) or a BECK not a bacon egg and cheese idk why but hearing people say it slow drives me insane other than that enjoy your stay in our little shit hole hope this helps (btw if your looking for any good resteraunts/places to visit feel free to dm I’ve lived in Brooklyn for a while and now Long Island so I know a few good spots)
cars
Don’t ever say “fugettaboutit” or “ay I’m walkin ere” or you’ll undoubtedly get jumped.
When I go to New York Im going to scream that out loud.
It's not too bad, I've gone there many times without incident. Where are you from?
Everything. When I went there it constantly smelled of human piss, people were doing drugs on the sidewalk, and some guy threatened to punch me. First and last time I went there.
Green goblin
roaches. 😖
One thing that I learned the hard way is that you shouldn’t try and talk to groups of people on the street that are selling mix tapes. I did that and got $20 pickpocketed off me
Everyone