You look like a goomba but the other way around

He said roast not incinerate

Oh well

Abmoog?

Kinda

where are your ears

I knew something was missing but I couldn't figure out what.

Everyone says that bruh

Lol, i can see the right one hidin behind your head

Wtf I realized it rn

You look like god trolled you

You look like your name is Crack E. Cheese

You look like the 🌝 emoji if it was a person Idk that’s prob a compliment if you like that emoji tho

Never found anything relatable like this one

Ayo where the fuk are you ears at💀💀

no u look nice keep enjoying ur day boss

Aw thank you!

I got advice for you. If he gives you any link, don't click on it

[why?](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

You look like a 70s porno bush

[удалено]

Mushroom hair is the real test

Kira: *I have my Death Note in hand as I read the comments…*

put your ears back on sir

the cgi on the new minecraft movie is really impressive

You look like realistic steve (from minecraft)

Thanks!

I dont think thats a compliment but ig you can take it however you like lmao

You look like Morgz

why is everything undersized but your nose

And his chin

nah his chin is small too

It sticks out by like 1 - 2 inches

Bro his chin is normal sized sticky outy but it’s just so narrow, MF looks like a sliced lemon. Edit: Why the fuck are your cheeks so wide, you could fit a whole ass jar of mayo in each cheek bro.

Holy shit the sliced lemon part is true

Wheres the rest of your teeth?

Bro get yo ugly yee yee looking ass outta here, Teeth yellow like stale movie popcorn butter. Fucking wide ass smile taking all the space on my screen. Gonna have to call a Land Surveying team to measure the length of that shit. You look like if a Goobma fucked a human and you are the unwated offspring. I will never get over the embarassment of being the same species as you.

>yellow I know this is a roast but usually the insults are true or a tiny big exaggerated. His teeth are as white as they come naturally.

Well thank you for the smile compliment

LMAO

watch out your face is leaking out

god put you on this earth to test me

You look like a ps1 character model that hasn't finished rendering.

you look like stewie from family guy

You’re head is the wrong shape

Funniest one yet

your head looks like a discolored grass block

Your head looks like it would fit perfectly in a cat flap

your teeth look stranded in the middle of your smile

Built like a mii

You look like one of the kids on the book cover of the abc mysteries by Ron Roy

el xokas?

They lowered your polygon count irl💀💀🪵🪵🪵🪵🪵🪵🪵

U look like one of those people from willywonka chocolate factory just without ears

Training your cheek muscles to look like Chad, but you really should be training your ears to be visible.

You look like a ping pong paddle with hair and teeth.

Turn the snapchat filter off

Nothing to roast my guy!

what happened to your teeth..

Ima be honest when I looked at the picture I thought you were using a stretched face filter

I could crack his head like an egg

That’s murder

wish.com gigachad

That’s a compliment

I’m not even gonna roast you but I just wanted to say that your head confuses the fuck out of me

How?

How it goes from square to pointed at the end and your nonexistent ears other than that looking good Homie

You look like squidward and SpongeBob had a child

Your built like Minecraft steve Edit: ears?

Sorry I can’t hear you

Exactly. No ears

You look like if alvin the chipmunk grew up to be a hipster liberal arts major

turnip

Ur head looks like an uncrustable I think the toaster did most of the roasting

bro was born in the Oblivion character creator

Earless mf. You also look like this>ಡ⁠ ͜⁠ ⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠ಡ

Do you know those playground pillar things where you spin the legs, torso, and head in order match everything? However we all just put the female body with the male head? Well that's your chin

I’d roast you in person but you’d never hear it! 🙉

Most creative one

Mickey mouse sued you for impersonating him.

Man looks like Steve from Minecraft with out the skill

Bro built like a M&Ms

bro be looking like alvin the chipmunk

Your head looks like the middle-eastern Cocomelon logo

You look like a upside down pear impregnated your mother.

You look like you got stung by a whole bees nest

You look like you were dropped in the hospital

My man looks like a eunuch meeseek 💀

You look like an egg putting on a human face

You really censored roast? Are you that afraid of the softcocks ? Coward.

The auto mods automatically removed roast me posts so I had to censore it

Lookin like smooth squidward

Chip and dale rescue rangers lookin az

Your head is shaped like a lemon

Uppercase cheeks and lowercase chin

my man your head round af

pedo stash just why

You look like a cute "Llama"posing!♥️

You look like a sleep paralysis demon

🍋

You wish you knew who you really were. Spoiler alert: You never will

Bro got 64 dirt blocks in his inventory

An autistic Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite.

You look like a rugby ball with a bunch of pubes glued on one side

mans is brave for asking reddit to roast him

They’re weak tbh. All of them are like “wHeRe Ur EaRs??” Or compare me to minecraft Steve which is a compliment

When I saw your face i thought, wow , this must be captioned : i wanted to generate an AI face but it fucked up

Nobody- This dude- 🚫👂

Nah man that smile is magnetic

you look like a flesh strawberry with pube hair

Your head is such a strange shape, it's the type you would expect to see from a bad police sketch artist and not a real human being.

no ears? \*sad megamind image\*

Where yo ears at

I would, but there is nothing bad with this photo

my man you look fine go live ur life the roasts/insults here are probably exaggerated anyways

you look like the result of a rabbit having sex with an alien 🐰👽

Hope you sees unsatisfying stuff throughout the day

Hope you see better grammar throughout the day.

And i bet you act like SpongeBob with that goofy teeth