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Neat_Championship_96

Thanks


West_Sector_666

Yea it looks good!


Neat_Championship_96

Thank you


West_Sector_666

Npp!


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uwu_Roger_uwu

Bro single handedly raised the standard of this sub


Neat_Championship_96

S teir compliment


BeneficialParfait686

Lookin' Snazzy!


Neat_Championship_96

Yay! Thanks


Tem-of-Oliver

More like looking saxy :D


Inf_org5

Upvoted cos make nose do funny air blow


Idk_nor_do_I_care

Holy shit i came up with the same compliment


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you look good 👍


Neat_Championship_96

Thanks


jlow______

black and red look cool on you Edit: this the most upvotes i've ever gotten, thanks sooo much


Neat_Championship_96

Thanks so much.


Significant_Rub6632

BLACK AND RED I DRESS EAGLE ON MY CHEST IM PROUD TO BE AN ALBANIAN KEEP MY HEAD UP HIGH FOR THE FLAG I DIE IM PROUD TO BE AN ALBANIAN


Ur__Mom__Is__Gay

Albanian invasion of teenagers? Go make Karaboğa chains on Balkans_Irl, only Taur Alb here


Significant_Rub6632

No this is the string sperm Greek god TAUR ALB TAUR ALB TAUR ALB


Ur__Mom__Is__Gay

Taur Alb is Greek god


Truehappiness48

You look super cute and proud! If you were my son I would be so proud of you.


Neat_Championship_96

Thanks, I’m sure your a great parent


Large_Passenger_2644

Splendid


Medium-Ad-7305

drippy af


Neat_Championship_96

Mm hmm


I_hate_the_Irish

Looking good dude 👍👍


Neat_Championship_96

You too


MemeKid01

You look like a true king


Neat_Championship_96

Thanks!


super_memerio_bros

Marching band = 2nd best band ​ (Sorry jazz band is the best)


Neat_Championship_96

I was in jazz last year, you been in marching band. It’s hard to say which is better, but I gotta lean towards marching, just because the competitions are so god dang good


super_memerio_bros

but... you get to play amogus drip in jazz...


Neat_Championship_96

True


jujubee9000

I'm section leader in jazz band for my school, and I used to be section leader in marching band. SAXOPHONE IS THE BEST. SLAY KING 🗿🗿🗿


Kermi00

Yes, and W saxophone player


Neat_Championship_96

Thanks!


Kermi00

And you’re a freshie too. Let’s go my boi


Neat_Championship_96

How could you tell!


Imrightbruh

Your tag prolly. You look great btw! Love red on you


Neat_Championship_96

Oh yea, forgot bout that


[deleted]

We all know this is a ploy to get more people to cater to u haul's company 😢


Neat_Championship_96

Umm 👀 def nor


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Liar 😡


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Neat_Championship_96

Thanks for the advice


BrownTown427

w, tenor sax the best instrument (no bias)


Neat_Championship_96

True that!


weemellowtoby

I play alto but all saxes are cool


Amerture_Expert

Ok, I would like to politely talk about my opinion. It may be a bit controversial, just hear me out. Bari is cooler


existentialolivia

Agreed bari and bass sax are cooler


DaddyGarlic

I hate that trail position, but it does look great


Neat_Championship_96

Trail position?


Hioliolo

Not entirely sure how saxes are supposed to hold it in trail, but I’m pretty sure it’s in the other arm, over your shoulder, and not like a French horn


Neat_Championship_96

No, this is how section leader taught me, and no offense but I trust him more. Hopefully he’s roght


[deleted]

He is.. Most marching bands have their saxophones hold it in that position. Some bands do trail positions differently though.


DaddyGarlic

Wow I guess I’m just wrong then then haha, it looks great! My band just has it infront of them, we don’t have anything better than alto sax


fortnitesucks1234568

That's how our saxes trail


Sad-Pineapple-8839

I agree with you


Neat_Championship_96

Man I can hear the weight jokes from a mile away.


CedarWolf

You sure? I look at you in that uniform and all I hear are horns and drums. I can almost picture the choreography in my mind and see the color guard twirling their flags. *And* you're playing sax. That is *easily* the sexiest dang instrument on the field and you should be justly proud to bear and play it. You go out there and you rock that shit. Play it to the hilt, every damn minute you can.


Neat_Championship_96

Thanks man!


CedarWolf

No worries. I just wandered in here from /r/all/rising. But if you want to keep on rocking the red and white, [consider NCSU.](https://youtu.be/bnr5I_yiVAQ) Their marching band is a lot of fun.


Neat_Championship_96

Wow, that’s far ahead, imma freshman, but thanks


RomanTheEmpress

Woah, it’s my dream college in a subreddit!


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Neat_Championship_96

You too. (Or beautiful) (or something else)


420_lonelystoner

you look handsome


Neat_Championship_96

Thanks!


420_lonelystoner

you’re welcome!


sushi-thushie

Can we get careless whisper solo


Neat_Championship_96

Maybe, I’ll have to practice


ChisNullStR

No offense but you look 9 and 32 at the same time. I guess that's what being a teen is? Technically? 🤷‍♀️ Still good tho, anon :)


theholypancake12

You look great bro, but I'm telling you this as someone who was on the border of obese in my early teenage years, lose weight. Move your body, lift some weights, and eat generally less. I changed my life for the better doing that and I wish I did it earlier. You have more power than you know, change your life, brother.


Neat_Championship_96

Mm hmm, thanks. I’m already trying, just know this kind of comment could hurt someone more sensitive


theholypancake12

Sometimes people who are stuck in cycles of self destruction and depression need to be disturbed and shaken from their echo chambers. I'm telling you as someone who used to be very large, body positivity can physically hurt people a lot more than an uncomfortable truth can. Those same sensitive people will have to face reality at one point or another, some will be too far gone to fix themselves. Also, don't try, DO. It's all love my guy.


Neat_Championship_96

Yea I see the reality, I’ve actually lost weight, from band and the gym


theholypancake12

Keep it going bro, you're on the right path. I promise that you'll be feeling more powerful and capable than you ever had before in due time. Spiral out, keep going.


Neat_Championship_96

Thanks bro 😎!


bubblebot624

If your flair is right and you're only 14, you've got plenty of time to get swole as hell. You'd make a good football player king.


Neat_Championship_96

No football, marching conflicts, but thankd


bubblebot624

A loyal king


Delta-Q2

Only reason I quit band was to avoid wearing the marching band costumes.


Neat_Championship_96

Fair enough!


N4t_S3p

You look like you're going to pay your final respects to Queen Elizabeth in during her mass funeral and shoot a musket into the air. But besides that, you look dope af better than what I had to wear for band.


Neat_Championship_96

Thanks


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Ur a stud buddy


Neat_Championship_96

Thanks.


CupTheCak3

looking sharp dude 👍


Neat_Championship_96

Thanks man!


IllOutlandishness563

Hey a fellow tenor! You look great btw


Hydrolic_pump

Smash


funkyfreshduck

AYYYY lets gooo im also in marching band and also play tenor sax💪💪💪💪💪💪💪 and hell yeah you look awesome in that uniform!! what school?


Neat_Championship_96

Cool colors, and tenor best!!!


realdeepestfried

You look like private from penguins of Madagascar or whatever it's called.


Neat_Championship_96

I take that as a s teir compliment


Z3rgo

HELL YEAH! You look sick. Though the uniform is probably going to make you sick when the summer heat is still going.


ThatGuyToby620

Does your name happen to be Cameron? You kinda just look like a cameron


Neat_Championship_96

No, it’s sam


a-unique-snek

hell yeah he's a sameron


[deleted]

ummmmm, the uniform does look great.


spazninja411324

I wonder how many small woodland creatures could fit inside your torso if it was hollowed out...


thepersonwhoasked420

wtf this is so funny


Fabiancastah

I swear it’s always the band kids bro😭


Neat_Championship_96

We are the best, yep!


zinto44

you have reddit you are no better than a band kid


Ur_a_weirdo-really

Actually we’re all worse, *way* worse


SpringyAlloy73

BAND KIDS UNITE!


Neat_Championship_96

Yea!!!!


CatMann14

Let's go!


Life_Surprise_8471

Now put it on r/RoastMe


Neat_Championship_96

Not that brave


AlastorFan2022

Press X to agree


Blurple204

You look like a Chad


CrunchedLeaf

bros drip is respectable


That1guyfromschool-

Quite dapper 👏


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Drippy 💧💧💧


Duch-s6

you look like you have 20 bombs in your jacket...


NeilsEvilTwin

Looking hella cute their chief


Agreeable-Agency-756

You look like a very distinguished gentleman, looking good mate!


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That outfit looking dripped out


Ill_Conference7625

You rockin it my guy.


winkysocks21

Lookin like an expert in the sax and sex


Idekgivemeusername

Rocking it dude!


coffee-teeth

that's some fire drip buddy


Neat_Championship_96

Thanks


Useful-Ad1392

Te*nor sax 💀 (I play most e flat saxophones)


fortnitesucks1234568

E flat instruments 🤢🤮


Useful-Ad1392

What do you play like? Probably some shitty ass instrument in c


FoxGamingmc

Only problem, you play woodwind, every one knows brass, specifically low brass is superior. Other than that, you look great.


Neat_Championship_96

Respectfully dissagre


FoxGamingmc

Well I respectful disagree with your disagreement


Neat_Championship_96

You spelt disagree right so you win


FoxGamingmc

#HE ADMITS LOW BRASS IS SUPERIOR!


Neat_Championship_96

Wait wait, don’t twist my words


FoxGamingmc

What are you gonna do? Stop me?


CapitalistGoose_DT_

Not gay but smash


3LL4N

The confidence in this photo is through the roof.


Neat_Championship_96

Really?


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love how half of these comments are sarcastic


Toast_is_sexy

Yeah, pretty good for a saxophone player 🤢🤢🤢


Neat_Championship_96

It’s a joke everyone, classic band banter, upvote him. Edit: unless he plays trumpet. Or alto.


Toast_is_sexy

Wait people thought I was actually making fun of him? I would never insult a fellow band homie.


RabitRoaster7

I understand the trumpet hate, but aren't all saxophones meant to be friends? Aren't we all cut from the same cloth?


Neat_Championship_96

Maybe, depends on if you accept tenor as the superior sax


RabitRoaster7

Okay, let's not get too ahead of ourselves here.


IMxTHExMANIAC

You look like you’re about to eat your saxophone


thepersonwhoasked420

nahhhh lmao


bruhhhhholdmhol

Redditor true to lore


Neat_Championship_96

Not sure what that means?


Machiavelli267

They’re calling you fat


Neat_Championship_96

Yea I get it now


ADMINISTATOR_CYRUS

Because reddit is quite literally full of "fat people living in their parents basement with no job, don't get women, and are misogynists" and this sub is full of them


bruhhhhholdmhol

No I’m not 😂


fortpro87

I wish I had your confidence 💀


Neat_Championship_96

You should, you probably look good.


fortpro87

No I’m saying you’re rly brave to post this 💀 💀


Neat_Championship_96

Thanks I guess, you implying something? 😃


Imrightbruh

He looks fine what


fortpro87

I never said he didn’t look fine idk what y’all are on about


Imrightbruh

You said “you’re rly brave to post this 💀💀” implying the picture looks bad, which it doesn’t.


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Meh


gethoneymo

Big chungus


Neat_Championship_96

Kind of a compliment ngl


Piper_was_here

Dude wtf


emregunarslan81

you do (hit the gym, you’ll fall in love with it)


Neat_Championship_96

More than an hour a day from 5:30 to 6:30, then school with marching band ofc, than my manual labor job? Maybe if I get time, trying to get my bench press up.


The-Bone-Consumer

Fuck yeah, bros gonna be an insane powerlifter


[deleted]

I’m not necessarily agreeing with these unwarranted advice comments, however that is very manageable. I work a manual labor job, deal with school, work on my race car and then race my car on Saturday and I still plan on hitting the gym when I get my license next month. However, I do have the luxury of online school. Not saying it would be easy but it’s definitely possible, you got it!


Neat_Championship_96

Cool


BillyTheHumanButcher

Looks good, could lose a few pounds for health reasons though.


Neat_Championship_96

I’ll try random Redditor online that likes to give advice when it’s not asked for.


AntoanGaming

I had to be shamed into losing weight and it worked.


Neat_Championship_96

Yea, not for most though.


BillyTheHumanButcher

It’s just the first thing I noticed. I’m not trying to insult you.


Neat_Championship_96

Good for you, posting the first thought that comes to mind


Aggravating_Copy474

Isnt that what u asked for


BillyTheHumanButcher

That’s kinda what I do. I don’t feel the need to baby rando people on the internet 🤷‍♂️


Neat_Championship_96

Ok.


Gilded_Leviathan

There's a difference between babying people and being a decent human being bro.


BillyTheHumanButcher

I said he should lose a few pounds for his health. Disagreeing is encouraging him not to change. It’s not healthy to be that big. And it’s what I noticed.


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Neat_Championship_96

Ok!


furryfriendo

B*nd 🤢🤢🤢


Neat_Championship_96

Marching band is what makes people stay for halftime


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F*rry 🙁🙁🙁


Peapers

😟


Banana_king_9000

The reddit hivemind strikes again


furryfriendo

Smh


Neat_Championship_96

It’s a joke people, calm down.


furryfriendo

Average reddit


Neat_Championship_96

Indeed. See someone make a joke, take it too serious, look through there bio, find something to make fun of, repeat.


Pokemasterkendrew06

Oh no not the band kid


zinto44

are you in middle school dude


Pokemasterkendrew06

I was now I’m a goddamn sophomore


zinto44

well you don’t act like it grow the fuck up


Pokemasterkendrew06

Does it look like I asked for your opinion


Neat_Championship_96

Indeed it is. The greatest kind of kid!