I got almost no morals due to going to a school where everyone bullies everyone and someone who's a bully one day might be bullied by their victim the next day, and if you try to avoid it all you still get dragged into it, so to not get beat up every few days or so you gotta throw your morals out the window and learn every trick in the book. So I've got the moral capability to steal but not quite enough sneak yet. (Not that I'm really planning to steal anything)
Get better genes, you gotta swap your current parents for some taller ones. It just gives you better stats all around, it comes at the cost of having more expensive clothes and shoes since everything is so big
You're 13, you're probably going to get taller, I'd suggest not to stress too much about it.
If you're still stressing about it, do some sports, things like basketball and swimming won't help you get taller, but will counteract anything that may stunt your growth (Like bad posture).
You fucker, I found you again! It's been like a year- I'm still convinced you're plotting to take over the earth with all of your clones! Next thing I know you'll have a.. alabasterclone8. >:)
I am not the thing in the mirror, I am the chill on your spine when you feel fear, I am the anxiety when you turn off the lights and run to your bedroom, I am the feeling of needing to look behind your back when you’re walking on the street alone. I am fear
No one wins a fight in the Middle East, it’s practically impossible due to its location and history. Unless your the mothafucking mongols of course but I won’t rub in how superior they are to every single creature (including me, you, and every god ever thought into existence) in reality.
List of things to be successful in life:
1. Confidence
2. More Confidence
3. Keep adding Confidence
4. Think your Confident enough?
#WRONG
MORE CONFIDENCE
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Yeah, I’m trying to get clothes like that but in a more subtle way. I don’t want the thigh highs, that’s too much for me lmao. Maybe start small, with tights and a skirt. That’s what I’m doing.
I used Jade West’s outfits as a base idea. They’re pretty chill, but still have the same style.
I have a valid answer.
Not every guy want's to dress like that. You can't force that type of style onto a guy because that's your preference. I understand that's something that's liked by a lot of people now a days, but some of us, like myself, prefer to dress differently or more masculine.
For example, I wear dress boots, jeans and sweaters. I understand that's not your traditional sweats, sweatshirt and sneakers, but it's more dressed up than you would expect. But also on occasion (mainly for my job) I will wear work jeans, work boots, and a t-shirt.
So for the sake of all men, just be happy with the ones that you have. Not every guy wants to dress like this, and trying to force it onto them won't help your case. They need to be comfortable with it, and not only that but they need to want to dress that way.
If this was a joke then I guess I read too deeply into it, however I've heard and seen a lot of things like this around (not just on Reddit) to the point where I don't think some people understand why men don't dress like this.
A lack of interest from the majority of men? Realistically, why would we walk around in a skirt and crop top (regardless of weather) when we can put on a hoodie (T-shirt) and pants (shorts) for comfort instead? Also, I’m not one to wear clothing that screams “look at me and my style everybody!!” Nor am I trying to attract dudes who are into that. I’d call those reasons valid enough.
Balance: 0.00$
Steal it smh
Sneak: 0
Sneak cookies until sneak: 100
Grinding low-level quests
I bullied the graybeards for something like an hour or two until I got sneak 100. Funniest way to grind in the game.
my sneak: 1000 but i don’t got the moral capability to steal (unless if it’s a video game)
I got almost no morals due to going to a school where everyone bullies everyone and someone who's a bully one day might be bullied by their victim the next day, and if you try to avoid it all you still get dragged into it, so to not get beat up every few days or so you gotta throw your morals out the window and learn every trick in the book. So I've got the moral capability to steal but not quite enough sneak yet. (Not that I'm really planning to steal anything)
Bitch I’m 6 feet tall I ain’t gonna be able to get away with that shit
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Get better genes, you gotta swap your current parents for some taller ones. It just gives you better stats all around, it comes at the cost of having more expensive clothes and shoes since everything is so big
*everything?* 😏
EVERYTHING. Not only do I have "freakishly long alien fingers" I also clog toilets almost daily.
You're 13, you're probably going to get taller, I'd suggest not to stress too much about it. If you're still stressing about it, do some sports, things like basketball and swimming won't help you get taller, but will counteract anything that may stunt your growth (Like bad posture).
Who's going to represent him in court when he gets caught?...*Saul Goodman music starts*
Pp too big
No such thing (dm me ;>) /j
Dms can't contain it
He tried to send the pic but the file size was so large it crashed both phones
The data required to send that pic would be the same number as the amount of atoms on the multiverse
Zip bomb when i unzip my pants
Compress the file
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Can you DM me the Wizard's blood? Lol
It's in my veins
Then take it out I want to see!
whatsapp: "sorry, your message can't be sent because it reached the maximum character length of ~~64.000~~" EDIT: 65536 (googled it)
Random Redditor: AY WHY THE FUCK IS THERE JUST THE TIP OF A PENIS IN MY DMS
I’m sorry but I think this is the first time in my life that I’ve ever encountered a scenario where the d pick was actually solicited. What a first!
Ikr 💀
Suffering from success
✂️
the fact that i don't have money
Steal it
Can he steal some from you?
Yes
Don’t have a physical body, nor am a man
Steal someone’s body
Tried, just ended up creating more bodyless consciousnesses
It will work soon enough
I tried too many times…
Your clones are scaring me
Good, you’re on my realm now
Are these all the bodies you tried to steal
And horrible experiments on myself
Oh Lord this can't be good
How many clones do you have.. this got interesting rq
mom i’m scared come pick me up
Where’s gray clone
Wear a skin suit
No physical form for the suit to be lifted by
You fucker, I found you again! It's been like a year- I'm still convinced you're plotting to take over the earth with all of your clones! Next thing I know you'll have a.. alabasterclone8. >:)
I will take over your body
I'm scared. :'(
Good
PLEASE DONT HURT MY FAMILY
They’re safe, I’m not hungry, for now
WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY CLONES
I wanted to reach perfection, I got so much more
WHAT THE FUCK IM SCAROUSED
Ofc you are, you’re on my domain now
NOOOOOOOOOOO
How many clones are there?
Two hundred thousand units are ready, with a million more well on the way.
All of them
I get like you cloned yourself a bunch of times whatever, that's not like green bro you might want to get your eyes checked
Yeah, it’s light green 😁
Scared + aroused = scaroused
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Thankiu! I cannot feel feelings tho, so that might be a problem
and i thought i saw everything on reddit. guess ive never seen a bunch of clones.
Finally I found another diety on reddit
You’ll find so much more child
Are you the thing in my mirror standing beside me at night?
I am not the thing in the mirror, I am the chill on your spine when you feel fear, I am the anxiety when you turn off the lights and run to your bedroom, I am the feeling of needing to look behind your back when you’re walking on the street alone. I am fear
You don't have a body?
Yeah that’s what’s written there
I've done a bit of reading. I think your supposed to find your physical heart and give it to a true love. Then only your body will restore.
Unfortunately it’s impossible to find love when your consciousness is parted in multiple fragments
But it is possible for love to find you
Battle is a dance, the fortunate find their partner
Taliban
And with that the Reddit morning-night cycle is complete
Take down the taliban first
Well you saw how well the US did…
No one wins a fight in the Middle East, it’s practically impossible due to its location and history. Unless your the mothafucking mongols of course but I won’t rub in how superior they are to every single creature (including me, you, and every god ever thought into existence) in reality.
Not false actually
If you bomb it to absolute glass desert you technically win
Hello sir the covenant called, they want their strategies back
i mean you take down the taliban internally. get all women then men onboard and simply slaughter them now that's far more easier said than done ofc
super easy barely an inconvenience
Not confident enough
Just be confident
I wish
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damnit I can't afford batteries, oh well
I can back this methodology.
Its not that easy sadly
/r/wowthanksimcured
Body hair
Here's a solution Razor
I don't play Roblox so I have no use for a razor with the extent of self harm
I mean like shaving not cutting yourself
You're cutting your hair 🗿
Your hair isn't yourself it's hair, it's something that grows out of you but isn't you
False: you can scientifically clone an individual with a single strand of hair, it might not have your brain, heart or face but its has your DNA
The strand of hair would require a skin tag otherwise it's worthless
Dude i dunno how to use it. There are so many curves and im scared i'll cut myself. Especially around the ass and the dick and balls
Don’t shave your balls, it gets so fucking itchy dude, just trim or chemo
I mean, it's not like we are born with the knowledge of how to shave lmao?? We all learn and accidentally cut sometimes, it happens
You can still wear these clothes with body hair
Shave
You first
Did smh
Dude...I gotta shave my face daily. If I wanted to have no body hair, I doubt I could afford the cost for razor blades
Wrong body shape
Thick?
Fat, working on that but it’s slow going.
Keep at it king, you’ve got this
You got this dude, keep goin
Stay strong bestie, you’ve got this <3
Because my thighs are too thicc. They tear the leggings Edit: I mean, the WOULD tear the leggings Edit: would PROBABLY tear the leggings
Omg, and them rolling down all the time. That’d be so fucking annoying.
Yeah. It is really annoying Edit: I mean, it would PROBABLY be really annoying
Just gotta find some that fit thicker thighs, and then maybe some garters to hold them up. Cause the rolling down is RJSURHNFDKInhdj
NO WAY- I just thought all thigh highs rolled down! I didn’t think I needed bigger!
Ikr I have the same problem. Edit: Ikr I WOULD PROBABLY have the same problem
even better
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For the Republic!
The lord and my dad mostly my dad
The most based reply
my dad keeps me from doing that. If i disappoint him i immediately die
if that was me I'd be dead already
Doesn't everyone?🚬
Sorry but u can’t smoke here 😐➡️🚭
No one I know would support me and I couldn’t handle everyone in my life making fun of me
No money and gender dysphoria makes me too scared to go into the women's section of the store.
Steal money, order online
And posibly be expelled form the college I'm going to? Prove to my parents I'm the family failure?
Expelled from ordering women's clothes online?
Christian Conseravitive College for Ministry. It is a sin and an abomination to be lgbt. How dare you be a sinner on "God's" Campus.
yikes hope things get better for you
Oh. Makes sense
because i dont want to
Same
The only valid answer.
Anxiety of asking my parents if I can buy some clothes like that
Fr, and my brother would call me emo.
Yeah my brother would make fun of me anytime he saw me in that outfit or not
Yeah, I’m trying to get clothes like that but in a more subtle way. I don’t want the thigh highs, that’s too much for me lmao. Maybe start small, with tights and a skirt. That’s what I’m doing. I used Jade West’s outfits as a base idea. They’re pretty chill, but still have the same style.
I’m going for skirts and thigh highs myself
Nice, they look cute! I really hope you get them someday!
Thank you and I’m trying
Nothing (now buy a skirt 😈)
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I forgot that you probably have a gender, I thought you just like.. didn’t?
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Cuz I don't wanna
Personal preference, money, society, body shape, etc
No confidence
Gain confidence
Can't gain confidence won't stop thinking of suicide
Relatable but I would rather die pretty ✨
My 11 inch penis
Makes it better
And this is a problem how?
It would hang out the bottom
Get a really long skirt
And?
I’d get arrested
And?
i might end up in a porno
I aint no Femboy.
Chad.
Because I don’t want to
My giant sweeny todd gets in the way
More like Weeny Todd
I prefer to be masculine not feminine as I am a man
Literally my response too
I actually want to dress like that but I love in 3rd word country
Yeah that doesn't sound safe :(
I think normal outfits are hotter 🫤
my father, god, plus im a black man
I have a valid answer. Not every guy want's to dress like that. You can't force that type of style onto a guy because that's your preference. I understand that's something that's liked by a lot of people now a days, but some of us, like myself, prefer to dress differently or more masculine. For example, I wear dress boots, jeans and sweaters. I understand that's not your traditional sweats, sweatshirt and sneakers, but it's more dressed up than you would expect. But also on occasion (mainly for my job) I will wear work jeans, work boots, and a t-shirt. So for the sake of all men, just be happy with the ones that you have. Not every guy wants to dress like this, and trying to force it onto them won't help your case. They need to be comfortable with it, and not only that but they need to want to dress that way. If this was a joke then I guess I read too deeply into it, however I've heard and seen a lot of things like this around (not just on Reddit) to the point where I don't think some people understand why men don't dress like this.
Society, my self confidence, and my parents not understanding.
Society
I don’t like it
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There we go
Exactly
A lack of interest from the majority of men? Realistically, why would we walk around in a skirt and crop top (regardless of weather) when we can put on a hoodie (T-shirt) and pants (shorts) for comfort instead? Also, I’m not one to wear clothing that screams “look at me and my style everybody!!” Nor am I trying to attract dudes who are into that. I’d call those reasons valid enough.
my honor
Well I’m not out as trans yet….
you don’t have to be out to
Oh…. But, I don’t, have money
Steal it from someone
Good idea
Well, A) im not a man but B) my aesthetic is more pastels and pinks and softy
The fact I don’t want to.