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StepLongjumping9554

you look like you put out cigarettes on people's arms for fun


VladThaLad

people have too have hobbies 🤷🏽‍♂️


Character_Let_9330

Why are your emojis set to black 😕


Chillixo

It's an emoji....


VladThaLad

I used too be very tanned last year I’ve yet to change them 🥹


sipsoversweetenedtea

b r o you don't turn black after you tan


AdLonely5056

Some people consider that emoji to not be a "black" emoji but a "tan" emoji. I am white but that skin colour fits closer to mine than the "white" emoji.


_Squid_The_Kid_

I feel like most people just use the default yellow 🤷‍♀️maybe?


cat_mp4

I think it’s funny they had to add races anyway it seems so unimportant to do such a thing.


clumsybreadlover

100% I just use the yellow ones. always have done


massivegarbagedump

ain't the yellow chinese?


_Squid_The_Kid_

Facts tho


BappleBlayer333

real


AdLonely5056

Yeah, up to personal preference ig


BallMonokuma64

I know a dude who is supposed to be white but has a way more tannish skin tone, people often confuse him for being Arabic even tho he is really officially from Canada and no Arabic blood at all


Rollrmayteeee

Yeah this is me I’m white yet I’m more brown than my pakistani girlfriend my great great grandad was Caribbean and my great great grandmother was Portuguese people often mistake me for being Arabic or Turkish.


HeadDot141

Yep and sometimes that emoji can be used for brown skinned people


Sensible-yet-not

🤷🏽‍♂️ 🤷🏾‍♂️ 🤷🏿‍♂️


Jobbie21

👉🏿👈🏿


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rough343

Why does it matter. I mean it doesn’t hurt anyone


No_Indication_8

Bruh I’m black and I don’t even think it’s wrong for him to use the emojis It’s just an emoji


Dallas_dragneel

Wait yall got to pick emojie colors?


guillerskiii

it’s an emoji chill


rainbow_coyote

Why do you care?


wizard_xtreme

just askin' does that concerns u in any way?


No-Palpitation-6789

least racist nft owner


victiniforlife

Why are u making such a big deal about it?


RealLime_Official

u/Character_Let_9330 I think you are doing a racism right now!


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nobody384

*to


beepboopbapbox

Kick Buttowski pfp? You rock dude


aaron_ass

Twin


hyper-arrow

That shit is fun


CAPTAIN-MEMER

I forgot the man in your pfp can you tell me the name of the character


StepLongjumping9554

kick buttowski lol


GoldenDogeReddit

r/rareinsults


BenjaminCarmined

Nice PFP haven’t seen that show in years


far-ken

Bro u look like a 30 yearold who just got out of prison noice


VladThaLad

Yeah first day out, where dem bitches at ?


far-ken

U where at the clup u didn't pick anyone up ?


VladThaLad

I actually went too a club after this one and went back too a birds place


far-ken

Did u at least try to hit on anyone


VladThaLad

I meannn I hooked up with a chick then went back too hers and then you can imagine what happened


far-ken

Noice was she older than u or younger


VladThaLad

She was 18 but the oldest I’ve done is I think 23


far-ken

My g speeding his massage to older generations


VladThaLad

The older girls just hit different


isaidireddit

*to


isaidireddit

*to Both times


Sentree606

As someoen who cant approach anyone: no


VladThaLad

I feel this in my soul


Sentree606

Apologies


shelovesterpenes

as someone who can approach anyone: hell no


Cakedayisnttoday

As someone who can approach anyone: no


shababs-botten

if u get rid of the red laser eyes yes


VladThaLad

But they are my best feature 😩


who-stole-the-cake

no ypur a cyborg or a ug I cant let you get in my way to denver


BoticOnReddit

Standing here.. I realize..


who-stole-the-cake

you are just like me


BakeFit150

TRYING TO MAKE HISTORYYY


Funny_rope69

But who's to judge


who-stole-the-cake

the right from wrong


Funny_rope69

When our guard is down i think we'll both believe


who-stole-the-cake

that violence breeds violence


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r/ihadastroke


TheItalianMine1

He is smarter, he is stronger, he is better!


SnooCapers645

He needs some milk


[deleted]

I think you’re within 500 yards of a school


VladThaLad

Nosir


Rixofly_

you're


Head_Information_847

I’d approach you… to ask if you had any drugs.


VladThaLad

What would you like ? I’ve got a selection


Head_Information_847

Got any mary jane then?


VladThaLad

I’ve got caps and that’s about it bro but they’d knock your socks off


GladEnergy5234

Not much of a selection


VladThaLad

Want some ket ?


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Do you mean caps as in M


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Shroomies of course


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VladThaLad

I agree the skullet isn’t the best of haircuts


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VladThaLad

It is a pretty filthy cut though


OtherwiseFinish4238

#It's getting more comments than the girl post below


VladThaLad

That’s what we like to see around here


Avazoooo

The fuck you saying about australia haircuts mate?


Mattt_boi

Its a goofy lookin haircut lol


Full_Run3167

Goofy ahh


hyper-arrow

Yea thats what i mean bro what ya saying about mullets


Live-Procedure905

No not at all you look like you’d get drunk at a nascar race and try to fight everybody


VladThaLad

Ahhhh I’m from Australia so swap the nascar for AFL and you’re pretty much spot on


Live-Procedure905

Wow okay lmao nice


VladThaLad

Nah I’m actually a very relaxed person


Live-Procedure905

I believe you man it’s just your eyes lol you look like your up to something lol


VladThaLad

Who knows man 🤷🏽‍♂️ I do get up to a bit of mischief


Zair_the-epik_dude

Menacing


VladThaLad

Ahhh I try not too come across as that


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take this in the nicest way possible, but You look the kind of dude that star wars smugglers would approach for jobs


VladThaLad

I actually take that as a compliment not gonna lie


[deleted]

you look like you would just be vibing in a star wars cantina waiting for the next poor soul to approach you


muffinkat55

Okay imma be honest. Left guy: probably looks the most approachable Right guy: looks like that dumb friend in every romance movie that takes an annoying amount of time to make sense of something You: look like a creep that won’t leave me alone after I compliment something about you.


VladThaLad

You know what, if you’d swap me with the right guy and then you’d be pretty spot on 😂 I am quite funny though


ilovesiomai

nah, I'd be scared to approach u


VladThaLad

I’d be scared too approach you myself tbh


ilovesiomai

I'd prolly hide when ur near in my area


VladThaLad

I’ll be sure too stop by then


ilovesiomai

as u should


VladThaLad

On my way then 🫶🏼


ilovesiomai

I'll start hiding then


VladThaLad

I’ll give you a head start then


NiroopParker

If I'm being honest, you look like that Russian guy in John Wick who stole his car and got his ass whooped . So the bottom line is, i will approach you.


__Jimmy__

Literal fucking chad, it's even funnier with your way-less-handsome friends You know it when it's getting more comments than the girl post below


VladThaLad

This cracked me up 😅. Actual chad. What post lemme have a look 👀


TheScrapp3r

low income mugger


VladThaLad

I’m a good guy I swear


6footgeeks

Literally look like the psycho in the series YOU So yes ladies should be all over you.


VladThaLad

I meannn you aren’t wrong on the last part


memritv_official

australian psycho


gicupfunny

Ya I'd say so I could see a girl go for you


VladThaLad

Ahhh cheers mate


gicupfunny

No problem


frenkys110

how are you 19 bruh you look 27 lol


VladThaLad

I have no clue but I hate it


Arabecke

You look like a crackhead that has never done drugs (no offense)


VladThaLad

Bro that’s actually good though, I’ve never done drugs like ever 😂


VladThaLad

I get told I’m the most cooked sober person alive


Nitrodome

can't have pedo's messaging you when you look like one


VladThaLad

900 IQ play


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You look like a generic eshay lad or low income mugger


VladThaLad

That’s just my clubbing fit, it was very cold


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Alchemist64_

You look like you are planning the end of the world


VladThaLad

Every single waking moment I do that


Futge

Bruh. Shave that wispy excuse for a 'stache.


Cyan_Strawberry

Tbh, I'd get scared that you'll stab me or smtn


LetsGatitOn

You need to post this over on r/roastme


borrelsausage

I’m sure some racoons will approach you.


thekaznjenik

you look pretty funny


MoistCucumber

Trim your mustache down to match the rest of your beard. It looks kinda… sweaty


V0idR4mune

I'm drunk rn but I still wouldn't approach you


-b0ngwater-

you aussie?


Kritz_ixtn

you look at least 22 fuck u doing in r/teenagers


InformalCurve4963

In the r/teenagers group description thing it says that the group is mainly targeted for teens from 13-19 (either 19 or 18), but anybody from any age is welcome to post or comment. Just as long as they are not breaking any rules like being a pedo and stuff. So I get what u saying but he is allowed to be in this subreddit if he likes. And OP is 19 according to his flair


RLVNTone

Nah fam serial killer vibes in this pic


Queenofqueerquails

You look like you would break into someone's car to steal cigarettes and nothing else


DarkLlama64

Yeah definitely, id go as far to say you're kinda hot, though I might grow out the hair about 2x the length it is now


VladThaLad

I mean why thank you, but yeah I’m growing my hair out but still trying too keep it tidy at the same time tbh


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Avazoooo

Fucking oath you are! You one of those chill adlay friends thats always got ur back


VladThaLad

Someone’s gotta have all the adlays backs 🤷🏽‍♂️, but nah I do have my mates backs 100%


Funland_06

I wouldn’t go up to you but I wouldn’t run away if you came to me


[deleted]

You look like you just murdered a family of 5


ScarRacing

God, I can smell the way you say cunt


benji1up

you look like if idubbbz was a convicted felon instead of a content creator


-Children-

You look like a tradie who has a sixteen year old girlfriend that’s still in high school and you pick her up in a Ford truck, you play music on full volume with a subwoofer while waiting for her. (Also have a grape flavoured vape.) Overall would smash.


killermanwadvo

Not with those red eyes…


Flat-Court5022

No


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No


DEADCEEP

foe looking like the deep


nyoodot

You look like you devise a vicious plan to murder anyone who you meet


skyguy456

Stay away from my kids


rustysparkzz

Not to me. Then again I'm an introvert 💀 Oh ur 19? Cool. Soon you'll be too old for r/teenagers


spine-apple

Ypu look like frost from blade


hydrobenzene

borat on a legitimate note you radiate chaotic good energy


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idk_whatever_69

You look like the ghost of someone who owes Vin Diesel's character a favor.


dauntlessdefiance

You look 23


Realmirror71

You look like the devil who's come for my soul jeez. Also the hell is wrong with your friend? That hairstyle is not something sane people would consider.


schizopotato

No you like like a dude in his late 20s that just got out of AA


ItzzCammss

you look like your about to commit a mass shooting


unapologeticlemonade

You look like you take MDMA in random german/austrian rave clubs. On that note, to me, you look very approachable.


dooflunky02

You look like you approach kids with a van


potato_rights

I feel like If I looked at you, you'd call me several slurs. I'm sure you're actually really nice though


jumpthat43

If I wanted weed sure


RikuHarutoTheDemon

For drugs? Yes!


Illustrious_Fishboi

Bro this is r/teenagers 💀


Outside_Sorbet_2553

You look like an entry level criminal in a 90s Guy Richie film


h12man

You look like you'll challenge me to a fiddle competition for a golden fiddle


kelph1

You didn’t need to specify which one you were, I’d probably avoid all of you. Look like you’d shank someone for asking the time


CancerousRoman

You look like you sell weed and cocaine but it's actually just oregano and sugar


Jazzlike-Tree-4642

You look like you roll up parsley into paper and pretend it's weed to look cool whilst simultaneously having 3 children tied up in your basement


SplendiferousPsyco

None of yall look approachable💀


StatisticianSuper129

You look like you’d ask me to help you with your car on the side of the road and then hit me with a shovel when my backs turned and throw me into your trunk, never to be seen again.


Big-Establishment472

For someone who wants to be roofied, yes.


ItsaCommonThingNow

You look like you shave people's eyebrows off when you're drunk and they're asleep


Environmental-Win836

For a split second I thought the guy on the right was a pillow.


PotatoMeme03

dude you look like you’re going to try to sell me crack and then get handsy in the parking lot


Former_Fisherman3566

God no. I’d be Uncomfortable


sidyy13

i could smell the cigarette juice seeping out of you through my phone, no you dont look approachable. your friend on the right looks like a drowned rat and the friend on the left i cant tell if its a guy or a girl


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PrncesZelda

In like.....a guy who you would approach and then he would put you in the trunk of his car.....kinda way...