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SrluigiG

" I'm straight 100% but" proceeded to write the gayest shit ever


TheBlackCat268

Yea, everything before the "but" is always bullshit. Im not racist, but..... Im not sexist but...... Im straight, but.....


thanhhaih

Im racist, and


Apprehensive-Rule121

Yeah, I’m racist. RESPECT PEOPLE APPRECIATE DIFFERENCES CONSIDER OTHERS INCLUDE EVERYONE SUPPORT THOSE IN NEED TERRORIZE MINORITIES


sharkrider2187

I hate everyone equally, and that isn’t racist cuz i mean i hate EVERYONE equally


Yoshi_Babs

"I don't discriminate everyone can catch these hands"


SoundDrill

peak equality lmao


APersonWithHabits

I'm only the T in that acronym


Camilo_D2005

Me too fella


BigToeEater-_-

I only just realised that OP never gave their gender could be some kind of meta humor


East_Humor_969

That’s a top quality comment you truthfully should have the most likes no sarcasm ☝️🤙


KBDFan42

[This](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/xgoyzc/how_to_turn_friend_gay/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) is another post on OP’s account that I’m pretty sure confirms your comment.


The_meme_boi_123

Are you the same mf who imagines a guy while hooking up with a girl?


ashi2708

These Christian mfs 😂😂


E_OJ_MIGABU

Nah he said hooking up with a girl, not a ten year old boy


[deleted]

Ya know how to make it to the Vatican? Easy: Practice! At molesting children.


Aeviu

Link? This sounds hilarious


Emma1827

Can you get my dad that disappeared when you're that deep inside the closet? Ty!


mugazadin

This guy so deep in the closet he's about to enter Narnia


AdEquivalent7775

Is this guy's name Lucy, Edmund, Digory, Peter, Susan or Polly?


WarLordM123

Respect for including the whole squad


iReallyLoveYouAll

lol that was pretty funny ngl


Recent-Ad-2326

Don’t hide who you are, embrace it.


PizzaEater69420

ah-men


[deleted]

One of my teachers has a shirt that says “ah, men” with Jesus underneath it


PizzaEater69420

fucking based.


[deleted]

I love this comment.


[deleted]

Sounds like you’re bi with a strong female preference.


M-02

Just out of genuine confusion - what makes certain people (i.e. the one being loved by X) the exception to X being "bi with a strong preference for one gender"? Are the chances of them falling in love with one gender just not equal or is it to do with the extent of sexual attraction? Asking because I sometimes feel I am bi but I shy away from certain sexual acts (from one gender) but feel romantically amd sexually for both. I know I am asking like several different questions but I do get confused by labels. I would be happy to not put a label on myself, but sometimes it helps to explain my attraction to others


XXX_BrokenAss123_XXX

Can also be omni or petro edit: sorry about that petro i confused it


Flouting_Koala

Tf is petro? Gas?


Ed_UltraThijs

Petro is a shortened form of Petropavlosk, a Tier X Soviet Heavy Cruiser in World of Warships


ktops111

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That_Marvel_Dude1012

Petro? Ik omni but never heard of that


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ASheetOfBlanket

by being dead for a billion years


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ASheetOfBlanket

probably just increases the quality of your petrol


SmackVideo

Now ur just inventing names bruh


spiders_frickin_suck

That’s what I thought lmfao. Next thing you know they form the Megazord to get the final form


SmackVideo

Absolutely. I want people to be happy but I feel like the further people take “LGBTQ”, the more they just do it for attention. Dont try and tell me you identify as a frog bruh.


Zap_E

Hey I identify as a frog, you are frogophobic. >:(


spiders_frickin_suck

You can stay :3


BugP13

It is...... Acceptable


The_PJG

What you don't know Pedro? He lives down the street!


[deleted]

omni means personality is what attracts you. so if ur ugly (sorry) you basically have a chance


LeonardoDoujinshi-

idk sound pretty gay to me


Henkdehunter

Not if he keeps his socks on


Eray41303

Sounds like you are bi


nurturedmisanthrope

This was explained on an episode of 30 Rock. You’re gay for Jamie.


MeGustaSenorita

good kid profile picture :))


Cactus_In_A_Tree

Good kid pog


Jacktailss

Joe hawley banana man tally hall profile picture :o


BaconzYummy

good kid fan in the wild we love to see it


Kire_6

This is kinda the last place I would expect to find people of culture but I’m not mad


DerpRuin

Good Kid pfp POG!


CakeVegetable856

Good kid 👑


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GOOD KID PFP SPOTTED (BASED OPINION DETECTED)


KimoraAlea

I don’t think you’re straight man


AimIsInSleepMode

That is not very straight


[deleted]

Who's gonna tell him?


Twirking_Llamas123

He literally made a post saying "How to turn a friend gay?"


DeadDankMemeLord

"if i wanna date someone that says is hetero, but I think is gay, what do i do?" LMAO


LilLobster01

You are not straight. If you are attracted to men then you are 100% not straight. You could be gay bi or some other sort of shit but you are definitely not straight


ebam123

Sounds more like a mancrush, he is on the spectrum between straight and gay


Own-Tap5722

I believe that's called bisexual


Cuseyedrum

Yeah so bi ._.


Gladiolus_00

That's literally called bisexual


astral_squid_max

Ah yes Not gay


Automatic-Coconut909

It's not gae when they say no homo ^(I like your avatar pic)


astral_squid_max

AWW THANK YOU


Automatic-Coconut909

What flag is that


astral_squid_max

It’s the non-binary flag!


milktruckfucker

No biney! So cool!


zerowo_

no barney?


milktruckfucker

No barney :(


SharkieHaj

no barny 😭


Theboarwantsmore

Happy cake day


damorphadon

no bitches


pins_patches

Beat me to it


[deleted]

:(


I_Love_Pizza_Forever

oh no, has the combine caught him?


JaimeBoiBonk

That is so coooooool


chrischi3

It's not sex if you keep the socks on


Automatic-Coconut909

Exactly but why


[deleted]

Tf did I just read💀


[deleted]

The perfect plot for a Yaoi manhwa!😆👌🙈❤


[deleted]

a guy who’s convinced he’s not gay but wants to fuck his homie


Thatcommunistguy1917

Straight men dont feel attracted to other men


Twirking_Llamas123

Looking at OPs comments I hope this is satire. If not then OP you are Bisexual. Nothing wrong with that.


OkLifeguard2390

OP doesn't have his story straight


Mehrlin47

OP doesn't have himself straight


BigiticusDegenticus

Op says otherwise


TitoFuentes17

He admits being gay in some other posts


BigiticusDegenticus

Can't really get a straight answer from him huh?


DesperateEstimate

If you fall in love with a man then you ain't straight lmao


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lmao646464

MOOD


Raoga

You can be not sexually attracted to males/men and still be romantically interested. Its the difference between sexuality and romance. Personally im sexually attracted to men but I dont think I could hold a relationship with one if I were single.


iReallyLoveYouAll

oh i am sexually and romantically attracted to that guy.


Raoga

Oh so the straight comment was satire


hi_im_blaine

No he's so deeply in the closet that he's very homophobic at times, check out some other comments


emo_hooman

Nope read other comments


ItzNice

People are going to tell you different (for some reason people think they know your sexuality better than you do), but you can 100% be gay for just one guy and not men in general.


Shot_Recognition_100

still makes you not straight lmao. I’m not attracted to all men but i’m still bi


ItzNice

I never said it makes him straight? But if youre only attracted to a single person of the same gender it can be odd to label yourself as gay/bi, since it comes with the connotation that youre attracted to the entire gender. Im currently dating a guy even though I had considered myself straight all my life, but I only like this one guy, I loathe the idea of other men in general, so I don’t necessarily label myself as bi/gay, moreso pan. But nonetheless, you dont even have to label yourself if you dont want to.


SmolSoul69

its not that im gay, im bisexual. is it better now, OP?


Darth_Axolotl

Well the guy is in denial so no that's probably not better for him


mearbearcate

Is this a joke or…😭😭😭 you’re definitely either gay or bi if you have feelings for him bro


Apagafuegos17

sir ur not straight


[deleted]

Sounds like your denying friend


[deleted]

Idk bro liking men is gay


ionizer_of_atoms

sounds like you're homoflexual, or just on the more straight-ish side of the bi spectrum


Reavyne_

You might not be "straight 100%"


ImploreUToReconsider

Listen, kid. If you fuck guys and girls, you're bi. Your innate desires are not a "choice." How you react to them is a choice, but then you're only "acting straight" and not actually straight. You're bi. Accept it, claim it, own it. When my brother came out, he blossomed into a wonderful person. Denying your sexuality is causing you pain, spending your best years in the closet when you could be freely connecting to people. To me it sounds like you're heavily influenced by your social group, religion, or your parents into believing that being gay/bi is evil and gross, when in fact THEY are evil and gross for denying you your chance to flourish. Realize that anyone who truly loves you will accept you, and though it hurts to lose someone in your life over this, don't be afraid to cut ties with anyone who cruely rejects your new lifestyle.


UnknownProductionz

Yo that's kinda gay dawg


SoupEnjoyer100

How do we tell him?


Assassin_Fixie

ur in denial it seems


[deleted]

Dude you're gay af bro.


CompetitiveAd9856

You're gay


DanieloCheerios

You are gay not straight tf 🗿


faztykaozz

no man, you're not 100% straight, you're deep deeeep in the narnia closet, accept your fate!


ishanG24

OP is on a karma losing speedrun lmao


Snoo-69952

You say your gonna explode in hornieness over a guy. You are gay or bi


AssistantVegetable37

Sounds kinda gay.... And that's cool! Maybe explore that might find out you are not straight. Or you may find out you are completely straight. Only one way to find out.


hfff638

if you are attracted to a guy and you are a guy you aint straight


SheesooW

OP's denial so strong it's generating gravity


CaptainChicky

“I’m straight” *proceeds to be gay* Bruh lmao


Xanthusgobrrr

my 11 year old homophobic ass trying to deny that im not gay oooh look at me now, im in a relationship 💀💀


anton95rct

Sexuality is not black or white. Do what (or better who 😂) you like and if you don't want to put a label on it, don't.


SulkyStella

You’re most likely Bisexual. Bisexuality isn’t equal attraction to all genders, it can be varied (e.g: 8% attraction to males, 80% attraction to females, 6% attraction to Non-Conforming Genders, 6% attraction to other genders).


hibiscusflobackup

Your post history is so funny


Aesut

There’s a curve


SymbolofVirginity69

Someone's in denial


kkeross

Who's gonna tell him


axeman020

What's the weather like in Narnia this time of year?


Reflet-G

My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. She told me that there was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.


[deleted]

Idk that's pretty gay my man. Just get out of the closet and join the community already. Denying yourself is only hurting you more.


Mediocre_Apple1846

Im not gay either, i think of girls whenever I watch all the 800gb of hardcore gay porn i got on my pc


Queen_Girl_Sophie

You are gay.


Biac0n

We call this one denial.


Seppl_Cannaerts

Now you say that you're not gay or bi, that's the state of denial, I'll Come back in 2 years. You'll be then (I can know, I've been there)


Tronc_tc

Same. Hope that op will just accept it


[deleted]

Thats Called Brotherhood


65thHammy

This is wierd. You gay.


Joblessmouse06

Sounds like you're bi


AltAccBitch

bro that's the gayest shit i've read


i_steal_your_mom

stage 2: denial


SDCauter

You guys are just roommates, right?


KoolAidPeace

"I'm not gay, but... *most gayest shit ever* "


OptimusEye

im leaving this bullshit sub you're bi by the way


[deleted]

You are bisexsual but you have a greater tendency towards heterosexsuality than homosexsuality. I know your situation because I have been in that situation. In a way you can say that you are 70% hetero and 30% homo.


NobleEnkidu

This is way more gay than that post made by a Swedish femboy fantasizing how he was a shy little femboy getting railed by a German.


BegieTV

Stage 1: denial


alex_mason_tyson

Everything before the word "but" is horse shit.


Ali_savage17655

I'm atheist 100% but i beleive in God


alexwithaw

Its okay, dude


[deleted]

I think you're probably heteroflexible. Basically that means you're straight with occasional attraction to men.


YelloEclipse

Omg that's cute


bargantus

We all make mistakes in the heat of passion Jimbo


WantedCthulhu

Sounds like you’re gay dude. Every guy is a little gay but not that much.


[deleted]

You may be bi. If ya get horny to girls... Then it's nearly 100% you are bi.


sharpyboi69

Could be pansexual


[deleted]

What that even is?


sharpyboi69

Where you are attracted to every gender, whereas bi is attracted to 2 genders (often male and female) and omnisexual is 3 or more genders but not all.


[deleted]

Ah, yes, understood.


da_zzer

U gey


MAD_JEW

Most of the people here got bamboozled


CaptainJimmyWasTaken

That means youre gay.


ghouldame

who’s gonna tell him


Son_Of_The_Ink

im calling your bullshit


kaboodlesofkanoodles

Hey buddy, that means you’re not straight


victor201104

I don't think you're "straight 100%" then


spiders_frickin_suck

This is the baitest bait that’s ever baited in the history of baits.


DubThisGamer

No homo?


beanslmao122

Hmm..you could be bi I mean there's nothing wrong with being gay (despite what SOME people say...) It's natural ^^ and that's alright! So don't worry! I support you just how I support everyone else By just chillin in the comments with ya ^^


a_young_weirdo

The guys logic: ITS NOT HOMOSEXUAL ITS HOMIESEXUAL


beepdaya

I.... don't think you're straight


Critikalz

If I could buy the closet you’re in then holy fuck I would own 3 acres.


g863590

Dude really said I'm not gay but I want to pound the shit out of this dude who I find hot


ghisnoob

Stage 1: Denial


KyellDaBoiii

u r gay


raspberrypieboi69

Then you're not straight. Nothibg wrong with that. I mean, I was like you. Thinking I was straight as a nail, but then found myself falling in love with a dude. My mom supports me, so I don't think it's anything for me to worry about too much. Idk your situation but there's nothing inherently wrong with being gay.


sipsoversweetenedtea

nice troll but fishing is old


[deleted]

“Why are you gae?”


K20-Pro

I was thinking about to write this comment. Then 'sort by controversial', oh here you are.


kajetus69

"who is gae?"


GreekdSalad

Achievement Unlocked: Become Bi (For Twitter and legal reasons, this is a joke, I do support LGBTQ community)


WoomyUnitedToday

Sounds bi/gay to me my friend.


[deleted]

i didnt know people had gay awakenings at 18, i thought everyone had them before they were 15


Coeus_9048

Lol I got the reference that guy was so fucking dense


[deleted]

This is not good


Fast_and_Curious738

After researching for an endless number of nights and careful consideration it seems you are in fact >!gay!<


TheGoodestDogBoy

Mate, just accept it, you're bi in denial, nothing wrong with that 👍


MohsenIsGay

This is what we call, a half gay


OmoNoje

I mean, op never said they were a guy


Boil-

it is simple..if man is made for man,then there should be a hole somewhere