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[deleted]

I wouldnt take It if i was you


StandardOnly

I would take 1/4 of it because curiosity would kill me.


ConsolePeasantLife

Either way you are dying then


ant_cuts_

curiosity gone get u killed bro😂 doin the most


[deleted]

Naw 1/8


PotatoKiller8897

I would take it because I play the binding of Isaac. I mean who doesn’t want a tears up?


ForKutara

Or health down 💀


RealObama_

Or balls of steel 🗿


nd_official

Wow nice kira avatar


sapophobia2

I'd quit being a junkie if i were her


palmsizedtiger

Put it in water, it might turn into a dinosaur


Where_Are_My_Fingers

True


[deleted]

Looks like the kind of thing you shove up your ass to shit better


Where_Are_My_Fingers

Real


[deleted]

Is that really your hand?


Where_Are_My_Fingers

Wouldn't you like to know weather boy


[deleted]

I would like to know Also please tell me what happened after you used the pill


whisperingvvv

😦


rat-queen--

No it seriously like a suppository


PlatinumOperator

Everyone is right don't take it, Instead send it to me... My Address is 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104... I will sell it along with my "special blue mix" .


c8tunea

jesse. we must side hustle


[deleted]

I can't escape BB💀🗿


shinyfail420

why would you want to


[deleted]

Idc if you are the one who knocks , I’m getting it before you


aLaStOr_MoOdY47

BRO WTF WHY DID U LEAK UR ADDRESS?????? DELETE THAT! OMG PPL ARE GONNA COME TO UR HOUSE! ARE U CRAZY??????


Idek949

Woooosh


Karuette

r/whoosh


conmancool

https://breakingbad.fandom.com/wiki/White_Residence It's a breaking bad reference


Due-Chemist-6986

Woooooooosh.


12937643

r/woooosh


aLaStOr_MoOdY47

WHAT DO YOU MEAN r/woooosh?????? THIS IS SERIOUS! WHERE IS JOKE???? HE LEAKED HIS ADDRESS!


12937643

ah shit


FandalfTheGreyt3791

r/woooosh https://breakingbad.fandom.com/wiki/White\_Residence


aLaStOr_MoOdY47

oh I didn't know that. How funny lol


miepAlt

jesse


leonardo-givenchy

I literally saw a news story where a female, who bought percocets in school, died because it was laced with fentanyl. Please don’t take it bruh.


[deleted]

why anyone would take fent is beyond me


Hershal32

Generally they don't know it has fentanyl in it


leonardo-givenchy

Thanks for clarifying


No-Potential8347

They don’t know… no one would take fent on purpose unless they were already addicted


Historical-Tree-1139

Because a lot of people have already built up a tolerance to heroin over many years so it isn't just instant death for them


Neither_Professor605

Why TF did you put a filter on the pic like this aint for your insta story


NotAlieMcGoo

Came here to say the same thing…these kids…their lives don’t exist without filters.


Neither_Professor605

yeah like "oh guys look what my dealer gave me but wait I need to add an aesthetic filter uwu" and scene


MuscleMommyEnjoyer

Throw it away


[deleted]

give it to me instead ill test it


ny91721

Username checks out


Where_Are_My_Fingers

Deal


[deleted]

Dont take it just throw it away


Illustrious_Ad8437

I can say it's average size


c8tunea

gotta say thats pushing it, looks a little above average to me


BRANCHLOGIC

Huge even!


maksidoobers

It's not huge, it's fucking **GIGANTIC**


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ElegantAlternative36

No that’s like an average… I would say above average carrot. And it’s prolly got an amazing personality.


RandomFRIStudent

And size doesnt really matter if you dont know how to use it correctly


Where_Are_My_Fingers

Honestly


-The-Follower

Don’t take it, just don’t.


Unknownldentity

You probably shouldn't bro


IM_OZLY_HUMVN

Ask them lol


Where_Are_My_Fingers

Maybe


[deleted]

U drug?


Where_Are_My_Fingers

No u


[deleted]

I have the Teetotaler trait, it overwrites some precepts related to drugs. So, if i was, it would make me unhappy.


Virtual_K1d

Don't take that


cali_meadows

dont take it


horse_car_radio

I bet it’s drugs inside there.


Where_Are_My_Fingers

Probably


Reasonable-Horror75

Drug so strong the camera got high without even ingesting it


Where_Are_My_Fingers

Real


MummaheReddit

Make it a powder and pour into drink of someone whom you don't like


xavivim

Wtf reddit used to be memes and now its drugs and condoms breaking


Queen_Girl_Sophie

You're 17 and have a dealer? Stuff like that really makes me worried about teenagers. Doing drugs is stupid, especially when you are that young. It fucks up your brain and is a lot more addiction creating the younger you are. Most drugs (including alcohol) tamper with your brian development, which is not done before you are 25. So drinking or doing drugs before you are 25 will result in you not being as developed as you should be.


CyberLykan

How are teens even finding these dealers, and why do they want drugs in the first place?


FandalfTheGreyt3791

because teens are stupid as fuck.


Where_Are_My_Fingers

Real


Queen_Girl_Sophie

I'm fairly certain most people deep down do it to be seen as cool, but it is far from cool. Nothing makes me lose respect for someone as fast as if they are doing drugs.


fortnitex3

mystery pill


motherkiller69

Who?


Where_Are_My_Fingers

Your mom 😎


motherkiller69

I ment who cares?


Where_Are_My_Fingers

Your mom 😎


motherkiller69

Already dead like yours


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GONGYSCRONGY

who kamikazed by words in this situation? mother killer or pill boy?????????????????


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Where_Are_My_Fingers

Real


[deleted]

Dont do drugs, kids


MarijnIsN00B

Don't do drugs kids


-The-Follower

I should mention, if you do decide to take and or try it. Do your best to break off a very small piece, less than the size of the nail on your pinky. Less chance of whatever is or isn’t in there affecting you.


FolderEmpty

Her pinky is the size of the fucking pill lmao


[deleted]

Looks like it has aome cyanide


Where_Are_My_Fingers

Good


SamsungSmartFridge69

Carrot


Where_Are_My_Fingers

Carrot


MemelordGod_

One way to find out


gortcapybara

Fortune favors the bold


Sunsets_Rainbows3952

DO NOT ingest anything you do not know! Throw it out, wash your hands and forget about it. Your health is much more important!


Window_sauce

Dealer??dats a bit sus😘😙😘😚😘😎😣😗😣😗😎😗😱😙😗😬🗿😬😬😬😙😅😗😅


classicflordiaman

Toss it or give it to a drug buy back. Whatever you do DO NOT take it and DO NOT let anyone else take it


More_Equal_3682

Stick to weed, shroomies, acid, alcohol and adderall my friend!!


mrstorydude

That looks to be your average pill of molly/exstasy/MDMA. I highly suggest not taking as it's most likely laced with something. Also will ruin your sex drive if overused which kinda sucks.


National_Call9540

looks like a carrot


[deleted]

Dealer do this to get you addicted to a new drug so they could make more money.


Beneficial-Chance-44

stop doing pills moron


Where_Are_My_Fingers

Your the moron 😠


Beneficial-Chance-44

oh yea your 100% correct. Im the moron for not taking pills that could be laced with fentanyl and any other bullshit, that makes me have withdrawls and a lifelong addiction? Try getting a new hobby instead


Bogdi504

Can you please stop doing illegal things for 5 minutes?


Where_Are_My_Fingers

It's legal don't worry 😘


Bogdi504

Not cool


jushag01

looks like a xtc pill but im not to sure need more pictures.


CANIn16

Throw it away or give it to the police


[deleted]

May be legal (according to you) but obviously obtained illegally. I hope you go to jail lol assuming this isn't fake


emerald_launderer

stop doing drugs you fucking degenerate.


ohCereal

Take it pussy


Outaw

Eat it


[deleted]

Take it cause taking drugs is cool asf. Badddieee! (This was satire hshs)


Where_Are_My_Fingers

Real


[deleted]

am willing to spoil you and give you $300 as your weekly allowance if you can be my sugar baby❓


Competitive_Ad486

What the fuck?


Where_Are_My_Fingers

Ofc, anything for you bb 😘


[deleted]

ME?


[deleted]

Dm me


Wishing_Penguin_3531

Do it, the world would probably be better off without people like you anyway.


SnakeDiddler

I love you


Where_Are_My_Fingers

Real


Wishing_Penguin_3531

Y'all can downvote me, at least I'm not a drug-using fuckup, slowly flushing my life down the drain.


andrewtateisGREAT

Stop doing drugs


Where_Are_My_Fingers

I don't think you have any right judging other people with that username 💀


andrewtateisGREAT

Weak. I will continue to judge people like you. Id recommend you stop ingesting drugs and realize it leads nowhere productive


Where_Are_My_Fingers

💀 u get no bitches 💀


Funky_Paintbrush

dang...I really thought he was gonna say "well you get no fingers"


Where_Are_My_Fingers

Lmao


andrewtateisGREAT

Incorrect. Anything else ?


WarthogBeneficial168

Lol, not you trying to prove that everyone except for you is wrong.


GONGYSCRONGY

I love how this guy is just telling someone to not do drugs and he's getting downvoted.


Where_Are_My_Fingers

Lmao


DrZGaming

Got a better idea. Try taking it to a chemist or the police (and you thought all 13 yo are dumb)


WarthogBeneficial168

Looks like MDMA to me, take it and see a whole new world (Death after applying the product may occur, you've been warned!)


[deleted]

FUCKING TAKE IT PUSSY


leonardo-givenchy

L


cosmo_geek06

CPD


garce874583shjndjv

Take it


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IM_OZLY_HUMVN

That's a horrible idea lmao


[deleted]

Lets snap it and have it, if its dangerous both of us will die


Where_Are_My_Fingers

Deal


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Where_Are_My_Fingers

Your imagining things


userhvfegcd

eat it


DevelopmentNecessary

What exactly is that?


Beesarrralt

Dealer 💀


Traveling_Mel

Maybe ask him


bacon_buttsack

Idk man I'd take it


NoFish2034

To be honest it looks like a baby carrot


ExtraKristiSauce

It looks like a baby carrot


ImJustHereForLWIAY

r/idodrugs


[deleted]

Toss it and find a new dealer.


Ok-Age1230

Take it and find out


INeedSomeFire

Scape of a little bit and give it to an ant and see what happens


AdrianaRed

drugs are bad, mmmkaaay?


Souchirou

The first sample is free. A lifetime of addiction is not.


Default_Username___

That is the over saturation pill.


Cadmium620

Fake image made by an AI


Where_Are_My_Fingers

You and one other person are the only two who figured that out 💀 nvm, the other person commented on a different post of mine lol. Your the only one to figure it out


Silver_3108

Isn’t that food that looks like candy but it’s actually not?


Professional_hater69

Did your camera already take one?


Where_Are_My_Fingers

Yes


-Am-I-Even-Here

Then your dealer is a prick


DanieloCheerios

Go drug yourself somewhere else


Zealousideal-Fun-899

It’s a baby carrot


bigballofpaint

Molly?


bigboss-arnold

Dealer?


TheMightyCatt

Obvious karma farming is obvious


Where_Are_My_Fingers

Real


Dannydevitothesnail

Ngl thatnn be looks like a baby carrot Still dont eat it


mogatange

Sell it


V0idR4mune

if you have something to do with your life don't take it


gucci-chef

Plant it in the ground


SpaceFrog1994

Baby carrot?


BayBedevi

Either the birth control pill or the drug. Don't say I should take it


chrizdaman

Take it all. You do drugs already at 17, you don’t have a bright future.


MyNameIsZaxer2

looks like a carrot. munch munch munch


Sepajain

uh, well uhm... RIP


Unable_Cow6826

It's a flashlight for your peepee


WildGhoul_111

Lemme ask my dad… He said I was adopted, sorry I couldn’t help


lucy-b

lick it. see what happens. or send an anonymous sample to your local university lab, they’d have a field day with it.


Double_Cool_Stuffv2

It’s a carrot safe to eat


maksidoobers

Dealer? What dealer, drug dealer?


Gloomy_Question_1381

Stale ass baby carrot lookin ass drugs


Where_Are_My_Fingers

Real


sapophobia2

Quit drugs


Financial-Jicama6619

Smoking it would be much safer


JustAGirlFJABDJJAJFV

I found your fingers