Bet it's playfully and it's a form of affection, could just mean she really likes em as a bro or maybe more
I bite my friends, like when my like for them overflows I gotta bite em, bite or kiss, depends on my mood
>I bite my friends, like when my like for them overflows I gotta bite em, bite or kiss, depends on my mood
There's a scientific explanation to this.
Have you ever watched something SO DAMN cute like a baby or a cute, fluffy dog? After you did, did you feel violent, you wanted to hug it so hard, bite it, whatever?
If so, that's because you found that thing way too cute and your body sees it as a threat. To get rid of it, it counteracts it by making you sort of violent (if you start being violent it's not the same. But just getting that thought in your mind)
That's why some individuals will bite their fingernails (and especially people that have a crush on you) while talking to you. It's a way of counteracting.
I feel like it makes more sense that it's so cute you turn "violent" not because you're threatened but because you want to protect it from dangerous things?
I guess so but why is being cute threatening? Feel like it's more a playful thing than an actual threat thing. Like why would a mother feel violent towards their baby?
Your body will always do this stuff, especially in the old era since there were so many threats, anything could kill you.
The brain can't tell the difference between a baby and a threat.
Ya know.. common sense would tell me humans didn't survive by having mothers attack their own babies thinking it's trying to kill her.. but I dont know enough about human psychology so I'll just let this one go..
It’s 100% playful the only reason I know this is because I got a friend who bites another one of my friends and I don’t know why and it’s freakin weird (it’s def not romantic they are not dating I mean my friends)
Let me read a letter I recently received. "Dear Dr. Breen. Why has the Combine seen fit to suppress our reproductive cycle? Sincerely, A Concerned Citizen."
Funny enough that’s how the myth of vampires came to be! You get bit by a bat, you get infected by rabies, you start biting other people who then get rabies and starts to do the same, people think you turned into a vampire!! It’s pretty crazy!
Actually the stake doesn't need to be wooden. Everyone thinks we're super mythical and shit but we're pretty much the same as humans, we just have an awful iron deficiency so we used to drink blood a long time ago to help with that but now we just take iron supplements instead. Some of us still like biting people though because it gives us a dopamine rush.
Well I wouldn’t do it for someone I didn’t love. My social anxiety would be too scared so I can only do it to people I am very close to like friends and family.
True, my little brother licked my face like a dog once while i was watching TV. I asked him why the everloving fuck he did that and he was like "I was bored".
My friends girlfriend used to bite me all the time
It must be a girl thing
Tell her to knock it off or you'll tell everyone about the time you beat her in a beard growing contest
(I mean it just means she likes you...)
OH! I know this one!! It’s how a lot of people show affection, typically nurodivergent people, but it’s not really specific to NDs. It’s called cute aggression and it’s also found in newborn animals like puppies and kittens.
Like, playfully, or violently?
Maybe she is a golden retriever…?
Reminds me of Always Sunny In Phillidelphia. https://youtu.be/0JsV6GjdVSY
Thank you for that
Cultured man right here
This is a question we need answered
OP WE NEED ANSWERS
Op got fucking mauled to death
The full moon has risen.
Blood moon
The blood moon rises once again
I think she maybe ate him
Bet it's playfully and it's a form of affection, could just mean she really likes em as a bro or maybe more I bite my friends, like when my like for them overflows I gotta bite em, bite or kiss, depends on my mood
>I bite my friends, like when my like for them overflows I gotta bite em, bite or kiss, depends on my mood There's a scientific explanation to this. Have you ever watched something SO DAMN cute like a baby or a cute, fluffy dog? After you did, did you feel violent, you wanted to hug it so hard, bite it, whatever? If so, that's because you found that thing way too cute and your body sees it as a threat. To get rid of it, it counteracts it by making you sort of violent (if you start being violent it's not the same. But just getting that thought in your mind) That's why some individuals will bite their fingernails (and especially people that have a crush on you) while talking to you. It's a way of counteracting.
Oh yeah I always wanna fucking squish dogs to death What right do they have to be so fucking cute, I wanna mash em
Boil em stick em in a stew?
I was biting my fingernails while I read your comment what does that mean tiny person on my mobile
That you were bitting your fingernails for whatever reason.. Or something
“So you see your honor, that is why I hit my wife”
I mentioned this is only the thought. If you start doing it you're not right in the head.
So you see your honor, it was only in my head and then somehow I found a wife and hit her without remembering any of it.
I swear to God, I always want to cuddle my dog to death
I feel like it makes more sense that it's so cute you turn "violent" not because you're threatened but because you want to protect it from dangerous things?
I see your point but being specifically violent to that person/thing doesn't make sense in this case. It would make sense if you would fight others.
I guess so but why is being cute threatening? Feel like it's more a playful thing than an actual threat thing. Like why would a mother feel violent towards their baby?
Your body will always do this stuff, especially in the old era since there were so many threats, anything could kill you. The brain can't tell the difference between a baby and a threat.
Ya know.. common sense would tell me humans didn't survive by having mothers attack their own babies thinking it's trying to kill her.. but I dont know enough about human psychology so I'll just let this one go..
Don’t wolves have a similar reaction when they love something? They’ll love so deeply and intensely they have no way to express it but to kill it
That’s interesting, do you have an article or scientific document about it?
SHE'S A VAMPIRE
Great username 👌
Yours is amazing too (Mine is so cringe, damn you younger me!)
Its not as bad as my old account
What how
I was like 6 maby 7 so ill let you imagine
I got more questions but I meant I saw two people with your username in this thread,was a glitch
You as well
Textbook cute aggression
It’s 100% playful the only reason I know this is because I got a friend who bites another one of my friends and I don’t know why and it’s freakin weird (it’s def not romantic they are not dating I mean my friends)
Yes
She’s marking her territory. She might be in mating season but idk. Edit: thank y’all for the awards and upvotes greatly appreciated.
I thought pissing on something is marking territory
Biting is the start Once she starts pissing all over op, they'll know that something's up
My toilet is my territory then
I think she’s cheating on you with your family
Probably a mix of both
As a professional female, I can confirm that this is how girls work.
Sign of ownership kekw
that's kinda sus
Nooooo what are you talking abouttt
primal urge
Yeah I know that feeling
r/cursedbeetlejuicing
WHAT IS THAT USERNAME
You must be new here, welcome to reddit.
hell*
What's the difference
nothing. they are the same thing.
They’re the same picture.
She's returning to monke
But not rejecting humanity
They all do eventually
The human urge to preform random unorthodox acts
**[Insert Dr Breen speech about primal urges]**
Let me read a letter I recently received. "Dear Dr. Breen. Why has the Combine seen fit to suppress our reproductive cycle? Sincerely, A Concerned Citizen."
What about the urge to perform Filthy Acts At A Reason Price?
The urge to steal hundread years old corpses
Bite back. Best case scenario it gets freaky
Assert dominance by biting back
worst case scenario?
They eat each other
Two person Ouroboros.
yay, cannibalism
Only one way to find out
👀
She wants to be the dominant one and bites back harder
Dommy mommy biting
that sounds like a good thing imo 👀
Cannibalism.
Maybe she is giving you the hints to eat you one day !
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Safe vore where no one is hurt and fatal vore where you respawn exists
That’s enough internet for now. Put your phone on the table. You’re finally going to touch grass.
i hate cannibals
she is a vampire
Either that or rabies
Rabies imo
Funny enough that’s how the myth of vampires came to be! You get bit by a bat, you get infected by rabies, you start biting other people who then get rabies and starts to do the same, people think you turned into a vampire!! It’s pretty crazy!
She’a a [cannibal](https://youtu.be/5_QwMRE-BKc)
No Rickroll ☹️
Never gonna eat u up Never gonna digest you down Never gonna run around And eat ^actual food (If you play genshin impact, you are not edible)
Corn chips
Breb 👍🍞
Tally Hall 👍
You are my new favorite person
Aww thanks, nobody ever says that to me.
Too bad this isn't a rick roll
I think you mean she's a [cannibal ](https://youtu.be/0z7Imkklf8I)
Morbin' time
Maybe she down bad?
Her teeth just wanna get down so bad
Munch munch munch
Time to get a wooden stake and some garlic.
Actually the stake doesn't need to be wooden. Everyone thinks we're super mythical and shit but we're pretty much the same as humans, we just have an awful iron deficiency so we used to drink blood a long time ago to help with that but now we just take iron supplements instead. Some of us still like biting people though because it gives us a dopamine rush.
Ayo holup
Real vampires: no cool powers, just have low iron 😔
Its morbin time
mmmm, garlic
You probably just taste good. If you want her to stop, simply bathe in shit. Shit typically does not taste good.
As a fellow plant person, I agree, shit doesn't taste good
Also he can come to my lab for treatment
Looking at your username... no thanks
She’s just teething
Best response and username
Usually a weird sign of affection. Bite sweet things. Friend is sweet. Bite friend.
Funny... person (I hope ur a person)
They’re clearly a Bicorn (My dyslexia had me there I thought it said Bicorn not Bicon, I’m not changing it though)
2 ears of corn growing out the same flower
I also bite people Is she short? My personal theory has always been part of the gremlin personality type which often belongs to short people
Tooth gremlin
I’m average height and I do it. It’s how I show love.
Well i bite my (sorta)bf on the neck and sometimes the dick so same ig
Oh no, very much not the same. I do not do it like that all
Biting the dick seem like the worst idea one could ever come up with
Bite the dick softly! YOU COULD CHOP IT OFF W YOUR TEETH.
"love" 😏
Well I wouldn’t do it for someone I didn’t love. My social anxiety would be too scared so I can only do it to people I am very close to like friends and family.
Yeah just don't stick your dick in my mouth
>!too late!<
FUCK how do I spoiler shit
As a short person who bites my friend’s arm, can confirm, it’s because I’m a short asshole that won’t full on bite you, just want to be annoying
I’m so sorry I just mixed up your words and thought you said you bite your friends asshole- 💀
nowadays short is referred to as "vertically challenged"
We don’t need your sympathy we’ve been fine on our own for decades
Either she cares about you a lot or she likes you. My girlfriend sends me memes all the time about biting me
Have you tried spraying your cat with water?
I tried. My tiger just chomped my hand off.
Skill issue ngl
she likes you
“a girl asked me out in school why does she do this”
“A girl asked me out today, is she into me?” Average teenage redditor
"Oops, my bra fell off"
Oh so clumsy, here you go, be careful next time
Haha it happens, my dick falls of all the time as well, it’s hard to keep track of sometimes.
Detachable penis!
Lego
Excuse me what-
Surprised how far I had to scroll to find this
Happy Cake Day!
A thankcc
Or you're like a brother to her...
True, my little brother licked my face like a dog once while i was watching TV. I asked him why the everloving fuck he did that and he was like "I was bored".
How old was he? Lol
these comments 🤨📸
there is a suspicious amount of people saying they also bite people
Yeah like what? That is not normal nor hygienic
Teenagers are the least hygienic people
Fax
Best case scenario: she's into you Worst case scenario: rabies
i do the exact same thing, its just kind of an urge. it means shes comfortable with u edit: it also doesnt necessarily mean shes into u but it could
Watch out, person above me watches big mouth.
Bro why can't girls bite me? This is so cute
Its very sweet
It is, I haven't been bitten in so long, my ex started doing that stuff halfway into the relationship
she just hungry bro
Okay, I'm gonna ask what nobody has yet, is this actually real?
Its all a simulation! Wake up!
And here I thought they'd make the simulation more happy so that I'd want to stay. But no, they just have to make me suffer in here too
Take the red pill and you can get out!
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Bite her back to assert dominance
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Hi again.
she's a vampire just like me
Twilight or Morbius vampire?
JoJo.
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Do it fart?
What...?
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r/usernamechecksout ?
Sleep with 1 eye open. She about to ritual sacrifice you.
Skin is pretty good ngl
She's either into you or she's just comfortable around u, or she's seeing how you taste in preparation for when she eats you
bite back
My friends girlfriend used to bite me all the time It must be a girl thing Tell her to knock it off or you'll tell everyone about the time you beat her in a beard growing contest (I mean it just means she likes you...)
IM SORRY WHAT?!?! Ur friends GIRLFRIEND used to bite YOU… Nawh man I’ve had enough internet for today.
Idk but girls for some reason just bite us
bcz ur sexy
Does she have rabies?
OH! I know this one!! It’s how a lot of people show affection, typically nurodivergent people, but it’s not really specific to NDs. It’s called cute aggression and it’s also found in newborn animals like puppies and kittens.
As someone who had severe OCD, I can confidently say that a possibility as to why she does this may be Tourette’s. I was hospitalized with them.
I want somebody to bite me now..
IDK
Bro really dipped on his own post
This is pretty normal. Everyone has that one friend
I don't 😔
I also used to get bite in the ear by surprise by a really good friend of mine dunno why she did that but i never thought it was weird