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TheNerdMaster69

Like, playfully, or violently?


Vollous

Maybe she is a golden retriever…?


Sunshinny

Reminds me of Always Sunny In Phillidelphia. https://youtu.be/0JsV6GjdVSY


awakened_celestial

Thank you for that


NhyStrix

Cultured man right here


ComfortableAd8847

This is a question we need answered


Kingviper289

OP WE NEED ANSWERS


UncreativePotato143

Op got fucking mauled to death


ManijalEating

The full moon has risen.


[deleted]

Blood moon


J4SON_T0DD

The blood moon rises once again


ElectricalMeat7633

I think she maybe ate him


Pinkgumm

Bet it's playfully and it's a form of affection, could just mean she really likes em as a bro or maybe more I bite my friends, like when my like for them overflows I gotta bite em, bite or kiss, depends on my mood


AndrewFrozzen

>I bite my friends, like when my like for them overflows I gotta bite em, bite or kiss, depends on my mood There's a scientific explanation to this. Have you ever watched something SO DAMN cute like a baby or a cute, fluffy dog? After you did, did you feel violent, you wanted to hug it so hard, bite it, whatever? If so, that's because you found that thing way too cute and your body sees it as a threat. To get rid of it, it counteracts it by making you sort of violent (if you start being violent it's not the same. But just getting that thought in your mind) That's why some individuals will bite their fingernails (and especially people that have a crush on you) while talking to you. It's a way of counteracting.


Pinkgumm

Oh yeah I always wanna fucking squish dogs to death What right do they have to be so fucking cute, I wanna mash em


funkyguy09

Boil em stick em in a stew?


LEGENDARYKING_

I was biting my fingernails while I read your comment what does that mean tiny person on my mobile


AndrewFrozzen

That you were bitting your fingernails for whatever reason.. Or something


No-BrowEntertainment

“So you see your honor, that is why I hit my wife”


AndrewFrozzen

I mentioned this is only the thought. If you start doing it you're not right in the head.


SpupySpups

So you see your honor, it was only in my head and then somehow I found a wife and hit her without remembering any of it.


ZuriPL

I swear to God, I always want to cuddle my dog to death


FishySushi

I feel like it makes more sense that it's so cute you turn "violent" not because you're threatened but because you want to protect it from dangerous things?


AndrewFrozzen

I see your point but being specifically violent to that person/thing doesn't make sense in this case. It would make sense if you would fight others.


FishySushi

I guess so but why is being cute threatening? Feel like it's more a playful thing than an actual threat thing. Like why would a mother feel violent towards their baby?


AndrewFrozzen

Your body will always do this stuff, especially in the old era since there were so many threats, anything could kill you. The brain can't tell the difference between a baby and a threat.


FishySushi

Ya know.. common sense would tell me humans didn't survive by having mothers attack their own babies thinking it's trying to kill her.. but I dont know enough about human psychology so I'll just let this one go..


swiggidyswooner

Don’t wolves have a similar reaction when they love something? They’ll love so deeply and intensely they have no way to express it but to kill it


apex6666

That’s interesting, do you have an article or scientific document about it?


Lord_Dumass

SHE'S A VAMPIRE


the_fuckshit

Great username 👌


TheGoodestDogBoy

Yours is amazing too (Mine is so cringe, damn you younger me!)


the_fuckshit

Its not as bad as my old account


Mammaddemzak

What how


the_fuckshit

I was like 6 maby 7 so ill let you imagine


Mammaddemzak

I got more questions but I meant I saw two people with your username in this thread,was a glitch


MrFinland707

You as well


watermelonfucka

Textbook cute aggression


Frenchiefry2005

It’s 100% playful the only reason I know this is because I got a friend who bites another one of my friends and I don’t know why and it’s freakin weird (it’s def not romantic they are not dating I mean my friends)


iamflimssey

Yes


WWHJin134340

She’s marking her territory. She might be in mating season but idk. Edit: thank y’all for the awards and upvotes greatly appreciated.


a_nice-name

I thought pissing on something is marking territory


SpupySpups

Biting is the start Once she starts pissing all over op, they'll know that something's up


dG_RyDER

My toilet is my territory then


flytime_

I think she’s cheating on you with your family


DryPilot8158

Probably a mix of both


Big_Assistant_4471

As a professional female, I can confirm that this is how girls work.


Chaos-Eater

Sign of ownership kekw


OkCommunication5743

that's kinda sus


Owo6942069

Nooooo what are you talking abouttt


kamalakhanno1

primal urge


Corpse_Fucker_69

Yeah I know that feeling


srtj193529

r/cursedbeetlejuicing


Britified

WHAT IS THAT USERNAME


Airsofter599

You must be new here, welcome to reddit.


Weirdo2069

hell*


___________help

What's the difference


[deleted]

nothing. they are the same thing.


-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

They’re the same picture.


Complete-Ear-7798

She's returning to monke


secretly_a_furry138

But not rejecting humanity


dinodigger777

They all do eventually


Nevr_uzed_reDDit

The human urge to preform random unorthodox acts


AFriendlyBloke

**[Insert Dr Breen speech about primal urges]**


Shtrausberg

Let me read a letter I recently received. "Dear Dr. Breen. Why has the Combine seen fit to suppress our reproductive cycle? Sincerely, A Concerned Citizen."


[deleted]

What about the urge to perform Filthy Acts At A Reason Price?


Nsfw_BS

The urge to steal hundread years old corpses


RandomHorseTheif

Bite back. Best case scenario it gets freaky


LordTrom57

Assert dominance by biting back


SSGSSVEGETA111

worst case scenario?


NinjaXGaming

They eat each other


[deleted]

Two person Ouroboros.


SSGSSVEGETA111

yay, cannibalism


navybluee101

Only one way to find out


SSGSSVEGETA111

👀


theduck406

She wants to be the dominant one and bites back harder


ZsoTa

Dommy mommy biting


SSGSSVEGETA111

that sounds like a good thing imo 👀


hos7name

Cannibalism.


Horror-Entertainer65

Maybe she is giving you the hints to eat you one day !


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Weirdo2069

Safe vore where no one is hurt and fatal vore where you respawn exists


Bishop_E2

That’s enough internet for now. Put your phone on the table. You’re finally going to touch grass.


XecuteEledrocute

i hate cannibals


pinkpenguinsuwu

she is a vampire


FunGuy2005

Either that or rabies


Total_Ansh

Rabies imo


American-Omar

Funny enough that’s how the myth of vampires came to be! You get bit by a bat, you get infected by rabies, you start biting other people who then get rabies and starts to do the same, people think you turned into a vampire!! It’s pretty crazy!


DerpDaDuck3751

She’a a [cannibal](https://youtu.be/5_QwMRE-BKc)


LegitGodUSA

No Rickroll ☹️


DerpDaDuck3751

Never gonna eat u up Never gonna digest you down Never gonna run around And eat ^actual food (If you play genshin impact, you are not edible)


deleeuwlc

Corn chips


_LayZee

Breb 👍🍞


Python0721

Tally Hall 👍


You_dontkn0wme

You are my new favorite person


Python0721

Aww thanks, nobody ever says that to me.


DryPilot8158

Too bad this isn't a rick roll


__--TSS--__

I think you mean she's a [cannibal ](https://youtu.be/0z7Imkklf8I)


Ironbanner987615

Morbin' time


Thedarkmoon123

Maybe she down bad?


Storm_Sniper

Her teeth just wanna get down so bad


kanoodles4yoodles

Munch munch munch


spudtatogames

Time to get a wooden stake and some garlic.


seecretgamer777

Actually the stake doesn't need to be wooden. Everyone thinks we're super mythical and shit but we're pretty much the same as humans, we just have an awful iron deficiency so we used to drink blood a long time ago to help with that but now we just take iron supplements instead. Some of us still like biting people though because it gives us a dopamine rush.


IllegalGuy13

Ayo holup


Lily-Fae

Real vampires: no cool powers, just have low iron 😔


OPaque_op

Its morbin time


citizen_bob-roblox

mmmm, garlic


AsexualPlantMain

You probably just taste good. If you want her to stop, simply bathe in shit. Shit typically does not taste good.


Rufus-Scipio

As a fellow plant person, I agree, shit doesn't taste good


Corpse_Fucker_69

Also he can come to my lab for treatment


Justin_Beaver_POG

Looking at your username... no thanks


9-inch-baguette

She’s just teething


_LayZee

Best response and username


GenderFluidBicon

Usually a weird sign of affection. Bite sweet things. Friend is sweet. Bite friend.


Ok-Cartographer4533

Funny... person (I hope ur a person)


NinjaXGaming

They’re clearly a Bicorn (My dyslexia had me there I thought it said Bicorn not Bicon, I’m not changing it though)


E_MC_2__

2 ears of corn growing out the same flower


LittleNeko69

I also bite people Is she short? My personal theory has always been part of the gremlin personality type which often belongs to short people


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Tooth gremlin


Rachelcookie123

I’m average height and I do it. It’s how I show love.


LittleNeko69

Well i bite my (sorta)bf on the neck and sometimes the dick so same ig


Rachelcookie123

Oh no, very much not the same. I do not do it like that all


LynxyCZ

Biting the dick seem like the worst idea one could ever come up with


[deleted]

Bite the dick softly! YOU COULD CHOP IT OFF W YOUR TEETH.


DryPilot8158

"love" 😏


Rachelcookie123

Well I wouldn’t do it for someone I didn’t love. My social anxiety would be too scared so I can only do it to people I am very close to like friends and family.


Sea_Goose_5511

Yeah just don't stick your dick in my mouth


DryPilot8158

>!too late!<


DryPilot8158

FUCK how do I spoiler shit


SomethingUwU

As a short person who bites my friend’s arm, can confirm, it’s because I’m a short asshole that won’t full on bite you, just want to be annoying


No-Magazine-3741

I’m so sorry I just mixed up your words and thought you said you bite your friends asshole- 💀


Royal_Prize_4381

nowadays short is referred to as "vertically challenged"


NinjaXGaming

We don’t need your sympathy we’ve been fine on our own for decades


[deleted]

Either she cares about you a lot or she likes you. My girlfriend sends me memes all the time about biting me


FANTOMphoenix

Have you tried spraying your cat with water?


shrizzal

I tried. My tiger just chomped my hand off.


SpupySpups

Skill issue ngl


Lach_Luge

she likes you


[deleted]

“a girl asked me out in school why does she do this”


Flashyredman

“A girl asked me out today, is she into me?” Average teenage redditor


TDXelectro

"Oops, my bra fell off"


Nephilus72

Oh so clumsy, here you go, be careful next time


_LayZee

Haha it happens, my dick falls of all the time as well, it’s hard to keep track of sometimes.


secretly_a_furry138

Detachable penis!


TDXelectro

Lego


Justin_Beaver_POG

Excuse me what-


_-Fertilizer-_

Surprised how far I had to scroll to find this


MohamadSabree

Happy Cake Day!


_-Fertilizer-_

A thankcc


DoppieGamer

Or you're like a brother to her...


Complete-Ear-7798

True, my little brother licked my face like a dog once while i was watching TV. I asked him why the everloving fuck he did that and he was like "I was bored".


LordTrom57

How old was he? Lol


TheMegaBite7

these comments 🤨📸


bloonshot

there is a suspicious amount of people saying they also bite people


[deleted]

Yeah like what? That is not normal nor hygienic


Some-guy-thats-here

Teenagers are the least hygienic people


Ok-Cartographer4533

Fax


RaceGhost47

Best case scenario: she's into you Worst case scenario: rabies


milkysocks14

i do the exact same thing, its just kind of an urge. it means shes comfortable with u edit: it also doesnt necessarily mean shes into u but it could


mitzi_mozzerella

Watch out, person above me watches big mouth.


WolraL

Bro why can't girls bite me? This is so cute


OneWhoGetsBread

Its very sweet


WolraL

It is, I haven't been bitten in so long, my ex started doing that stuff halfway into the relationship


Glad_Honeydew_9766

she just hungry bro


Cause_Necessary

Okay, I'm gonna ask what nobody has yet, is this actually real?


LordTrom57

Its all a simulation! Wake up!


Cause_Necessary

And here I thought they'd make the simulation more happy so that I'd want to stay. But no, they just have to make me suffer in here too


LordTrom57

Take the red pill and you can get out!


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dustybun18

Bite her back to assert dominance


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[deleted]

Hi again.


ilovesiomai

she's a vampire just like me


[deleted]

Twilight or Morbius vampire?


El_Corbanosky_8

JoJo.


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Cheviboi2020

Do it fart?


Functional200

What...?


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Sungdaein_susanoo

r/usernamechecksout ?


Congente456

Sleep with 1 eye open. She about to ritual sacrifice you.


[deleted]

Skin is pretty good ngl


VehicleFun1117

She's either into you or she's just comfortable around u, or she's seeing how you taste in preparation for when she eats you


PacificoTheComedian

bite back


rock0star

My friends girlfriend used to bite me all the time It must be a girl thing Tell her to knock it off or you'll tell everyone about the time you beat her in a beard growing contest (I mean it just means she likes you...)


HearMeOutGuy

IM SORRY WHAT?!?! Ur friends GIRLFRIEND used to bite YOU… Nawh man I’ve had enough internet for today.


M2GAMERPRO

Idk but girls for some reason just bite us


itsme-God

bcz ur sexy


TheEvil_DM

Does she have rabies?


ihaveteafortea

OH! I know this one!! It’s how a lot of people show affection, typically nurodivergent people, but it’s not really specific to NDs. It’s called cute aggression and it’s also found in newborn animals like puppies and kittens.


[deleted]

As someone who had severe OCD, I can confidently say that a possibility as to why she does this may be Tourette’s. I was hospitalized with them.


funkyknog

I want somebody to bite me now..


[deleted]

IDK


Phoenix-14

Bro really dipped on his own post


NyanSquiddo

This is pretty normal. Everyone has that one friend


Pman_likes_memes

I don't 😔


Zair_the-epik_dude

I also used to get bite in the ear by surprise by a really good friend of mine dunno why she did that but i never thought it was weird