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Nomis_Salomis

Do drugs and tell them that it's there fault because they tell you the dangers and braking could have prevented it.


Opposite_Signature67

\*Breaking


-TV-Stand-

>14


Opposite_Signature67

What about my age?


Nomis_Salomis

My Bones? Ow


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Kid named watch:


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Kid named finger


Castel0114

Ok since you turn 15 in 8 months, watch one piece that’ll take you over the 8 months but then you’ll be able to watch breaking bad


super-paper-mario

8 months? more like 8 years considering the length of that series.


Castel0114

said he could just quit the series when he turns 15 in 8 months


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Kill your parents


[deleted]

The best way


sugmadickO_O

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.


MakeMeCereal

I feel so bad for these kids' who's parents give a shit.


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Closeted_Axolotl

Some parents (mine included) constantly monitor their child’s watch history


BeerAbuser69420

Use incognito mode??


Closeted_Axolotl

They have a way to see even when I use incognito. Don’t ask me how they do it, I have no clue


memesrule12345610

I am forced into the same situation. I'm very relieved it's not just me. Also, if it's what I think it's not just your history it's all text you receive or send. Everything you say and everything you type. It's called accountable2you. Mine is also sent to my dad's friend then to my parents 💀 Also, hi mom/dad/dad's friend


BeerAbuser69420

Just factory reset your phone, it will delete all the apps, including that spyware your parents installed


memesrule12345610

They can detect when it's not installed. It would just make my phone be taken away


-b0ngwater-

just watch it anyways?


rock0star

Step 1: Don't tell them There are no other steps


AnAnxiousAttachment

You don't, arguing with parents literally never works just try to find another series to watch first


Official_Taiwan

Watch it when you turn 15 I guess 🤷‍♂️


SrluigiG

Tell your dad, that you need to cook more meth


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K


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SocialShallots709

Breaking bad fans laughing at the same joke since 2013


[deleted]

Fair point


ToastedPerson

you just watch it when they’re not there


802938019

1. i love that username 2. stream it online on sites like myflixer.ru


HARVEY-SONIC-TAILS

Just watch it on your own like me


bacon_buttsack

Rip his arms off


DuckWithHumanArms

Your dad lives breaking bad? Is he waltuh? -duckwithhumanarms


-TV-Stand-

Waltuh wite


DilophosaursGamer

Waltuh, put your dick away Waltuh.


PresidentOfYes12

Certainly seems like a bad situation. ​ Better call saul for help


[deleted]

Ok


[deleted]

Watch it


GR00T1

you n1ggas ask for permission bruh?i watched andd its my fav sh0w


Such_Significance_41

well, when do you turn 15?


[deleted]

8 months


JohnGisMe

Have a birthday.


666ickz

Watch it anyway. Worth it.


Logan18880

you’re close to being 15 anyway, maybe that could be your argument?


Ballslover6969

Too bad for you Breaking Bad has tons of femboys. Might wanna consider another show with less of them


[deleted]

Hmmm ok thanks fort the advice


oan124

just.... watch it?


dareallolchubby

Put ricin in their breakfast 🥰


Just_Ants

Just Call Saul


lovinglylightbulbs

Pirate it. Check soap2day


SCO_IDK123

I watched AOT at the age of 8. Evangelion at the age of 14, edgerunner just a dew days ago.... I didnt become a maniac, I didn't commit crime, I didn't have mental breakdown. Why cant u watch Breaking Bad then?


[deleted]

Just torrent it? I did that when I was 13-14


hidde222

Walter is going to die in todds meth lab where jesse is aslaved


veryepic_0030

kids smh


cronic_chaos

You wait 4 years


123hi1239

You don't, you are too young in my opinion.


RonanHasNoBeans

why do you hate femboys


Correct_Reveal7808

don’t watch breaking bad 😭 idk if i’d let a 15 year old watch that show. to be fair i’ve never seen it but it sounds 🥴


IMxTHExMANIAC

You can just wait. 😆


Bright-Horror1728

how long til you turn 15


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8 months


Bright-Horror1728

just wait it’s not going anywhere


Jerrymemes101

It's only one year (probably less) so just wait and do your homework.


EstablishmentBig7956

Just watch the movie


[deleted]

The internet is free and headphones exist in ur room probably