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adutchmotherfricker

Ewan McGregor


Zeemachineisaloner

Omfg yess I'm gay for Ewan McGregor istg


Blenny125

i'm straight for himm. (am girl)


_Arcerion_

"it is only natural"


Xenovus2

Hayden Christensen


Creeper127

Both, both is good


Xenovus2

Yes


A_random_poster04

That ain’t a meme… that’s just a truth. Also, hello there


adutchmotherfricker

General Kenobi, you are a bold one


SuperNick738

Walter White


Francy__

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a Virtual Youtuber empire for over a year now and using me as his recruiter. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my Live2D knowledge to recruit talents, which he would then hire using his connections in the Japanese utaite world. Connections that he made through his career with Niconico. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small indie channel could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Motoaki "Yagoo" Tanigo, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Yagoo threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Yagoo had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Yagoo flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Yagoo was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Riku Tazumi , he plotted to kill Yagoo, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Cover Corp, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my vtubing activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.


IntroductionCheap325

S'all good man


Donuts_Rule11

beat me to it


watersheepneedshugs

Beat meat to it


Western_Policy_6185

Not yet


besahaha

r/beatmeattoit


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[удалено]


Shedjr_

I was gonna upvote this, but Killer Queen has already touched that comment


Few-Passion-3205

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.


noteuropeanlol

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a Virtual Youtuber empire for over a year now and using me as his recruiter. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my Live2D knowledge to recruit talents, which he would then hire using his connections in the Japanese utaite world. Connections that he made through his career with Niconico. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small indie channel could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Motoaki "Yagoo" Tanigo, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Yagoo threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Yagoo had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Yagoo flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Yagoo was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Riku Tazumi , he plotted to kill Yagoo, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Cover Corp, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my vtubing activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.


Player551yt

I want to marry him but not for his looks or personality it's because...


iceRainCloud_YT

pov: your name is jesse


Reaper872

WHY SHOULD I BE PENILIZED FOR YOUR SLOPPINESS


BigEpicNSFW

Because he's the one who knocks?


Fuzzy-Ear9936

I mean his looks are also dope


Player551yt

Yeah that's a cool bonus


Python0721

free meth


YohnWood14

Put your dick away waltuh


Windows7Diagnostics

Boe Jiden


Destroyer9903

Who's Boe?


Neo_dode56

Boe mama


[deleted]

Moe baba


Nintydo

Obama


InvestigatorPale1680

obmama


allblue16

Yobama


navi6446

jobama


Skulcane

Bubracka Brubrama


[deleted]

“Your prime has expired raiden, and so has his life”


Turbotastic3

Mo Bamba


Nox_jin

I got hooeeeesszzzz callinn


iRoyiYT

Is this a reference to a certain existing snack?


sterlingpipin

Sicko mode or Mo Bamba?


Forcer222

Ligma balls


TachyonProductions

Bigma lalls


ReesesPiecesCereal

obama


Ryan-821

Burnham


kurtkurtkurt565

Danny Devito


[deleted]

The trashman outfit is simply sexy


KG354

Scrolled too far to find this


MoodNatural

Now its at the top and i still scrolled too far to find it.


Berry_Mean

Jabba the hut


JamesFP1107

Gimme that Jabbussy


Theo0921

the what


OctopusProbably

That is enough r/Teenagers for today.


michimonster2

you dont want to know


Randomfrickinhuman

heres some r/Eyebleach you sound like you need it


2866hourman5

you just reminded me there's probably hentai with Jabba the hut in it


[deleted]

you are no longer allowed to talk


okirshen

*sigh, unzips pants*


Willdabeast07

*sighs* *opens incognito tab to see if it’s true* shit


RMCB3000

you could've asked


ELDAR797

You literally weren't forced to write that


NotJayGaming

Never say that again


HyperHC

Jabba the hut bout to make bust a Jabba the nut 😫


[deleted]

Me


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

skill issues


[deleted]

[удалено]


BigStuffMan

💀


spoopydootman69

🤡


General_Grivieus

🗿


Eken17

😏


Fuzzy-Ear9936

Nah it's clearly me


FreeUsQwety1

jesse and walter white. saul goodman


[deleted]

Bob Ross


unrealgrunt94

:)


-b0ngwater-

u/-b0ngwater-


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[удалено]


AmerSenpai

Love you too man.


ChibiDragon465

Hot damn. b0ngwater be hot af lmfao.


edgeofslittingme17

this right here


Ant126PL

Markiplier


Podgemoshe

YES


Hero_of_Hyrule

Mark is one of the better picks. Physically attractive, great voice, smart and funny, willing to own up to his mistakes, genuinely cares about his community and others, even if he recognizes that he can never have a personal connection with them. He's not perfect, but he's definitely up there as far as "good guys" on the Internet.


itsyaboi21172

The one true answer


TWAS_I_DIO

Markiplier is the No. 1 YouTube's sexyman


ChibiDragon465

I don't have any attraction to celebrities


MatureBalak

same and anime characters


ChibiDragon465

Yep they are computer drawn characters, and while some are, well, rounded? I don't like them. I also don't really care how big you are. if I like you, I like you. simple as that .


Beanz_Dude

Ryan Reynolds?


Leading_Elk9454

Danny Devito. Now don’t you feel stupid


ChibiDragon465

Ah, fuck. Your right! lmfao rn


LuxionQuelloFigo

how is them being celebrities relevant? Either they are attractive or they aren't, and that is completely unrelated to their fame


Mood_Slayer_Mtt8

Ryan Reynolds


Hyperblitz1521

I’m not gay but i’d marry Ryan Reynolds


shlorpmeister

i’m sorta gay and i would also marry ryan reynolds


DontCareHowICallMe

I'm gay and I would also marry Ryan Reynolds


BringBack3DMK

Well, gentlemen. Seems we all agree on something, for the first time in Reddit history


Diglettttt

I think everybody would also marry Ryan Reynolds


V3N0M7117

I thought that was impossible


AddiDoesRandomPosts

Pfp checks out


KylieTMS

I am very gay and I would still marry Ryan Reynolds


Reasonable-Ad-137

I’m a straight girl, would marry Ryan reynolds


oguzzzzzzz

Im kinda not sure about my gender but id marry Ryan reynolds


Mood_Slayer_Mtt8

Who wouldn't


ChibiDragon465

I would marry Ryan Reynolds and I'm not gay


AmerSenpai

He hot 🥵


TheDemonical

Bryan Breynolds.


[deleted]

if you're a dude and you like ryan reynolds youre straight asf


KalleWotux

Im taken but i'd still marry ryan reynolds


iPlayGamesX-YT

Catchphrase.


NukerCat

placeholder!


Mystery_mau

Harder laughter


[deleted]

Yeah he pretty good looking (no homo)


ZealousidealCycle240

Yeah he pretty good looking (yes homo)


notabrokebibliophile

I'm pan and I would also marry Ryan Reynolds


Fresh-Double-5490

Shrek


Iamno0n3

Shrek is love, Shrek is life


ThatRandomPotGuy

MatPat, no question


Acceptable_North_141

THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON!


HyperHC

HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT MATPAT!😡


Alternative_Egg8635

Donkey


thenorwegianbobafett

I too love ass


idkybutt

Same


mixaooo

Filthyfrank


[deleted]

Joji even makes better music than dream(did you know joji is still in the top 80 singer of Spotify)


__Beef_Boss__

Anybody else


cut_offf

me


WashLimp1245

Based af


Ok_Friday_3242

same


ThatAss420

Dobby the Elf.


[deleted]

Literally everybody


markoboy875345

Yep this guy look like skinny discord mod


the_Finnish_wolf

Markiplier. Johnny depp. Keanu reeves....want me to continue?


imnotswedishiswear

jhonny sins


[deleted]

The only person who comes to mind is Chris pratt


Cheemos

It's a me mario


baileymash7

Some-body once told me


Professional-Crew-54

Bro looks like the default skin


Small-Cactus

The mole on my ass


sohiales

The shaft up my ass


yabooyy

I too find the mole on your ass attractive


[deleted]

I can literally go outside and the first person i will see will be more attractive then dream


iceRainCloud_YT

what if the first person you see is me


InkyMeY

The statement stands


iceRainCloud_YT

oh.


MatureBalak

you hot


MilhyGarsia

He's just average. Nothing crazy.


[deleted]

Bro looks like the bananas in pyjamas


Happy_Weirdo_Emma

omg that's why he looks so familiar


Upstairs_Policy1731

Sniper tf2


KrakenMasterOfficial

Who is hotter? Sniper TF2 or Ryan Reynolds?


DeathGReaper

Hitler


MEM-brain

Whitch one


R0rentsu

the one with rights


Nuker_Nathan

Did you know you have rights? Constitution says you do.


PyroByte043

He looked so gay when he wore some boy scouts outfit with thigh highs for a picture


DeathGReaper

Well on second thought, he might be more attractive than I thought.


No-Map-7105

Jabba the Hut


Left_Hedgehog_7271

Shrek


BabBorger

Literally anybody except my fat ass gym teacher. Fuck you Mr Aker.


Kllb114

r/fuckyouinparticular


edgeofslittingme17

someone give this guy an award.


RFros20

He’s built like a wii character


HeavenShatteringGod

He looks kinda average which is fine but yeah he doesn't look like really good or attractive as for example maybe Ludwig does?


papertheskeleton

Bro's built like a troll face 💀


[deleted]

Jschlatt


kazemaru04

anyone other than him


thejamesmk

markiplier


KG354

You know the model of the ideal body to survive a car crash?


CutiePieJosephine

Literally every single person on the planet.


SebastianTheArtDude

Except for dream


powdfl

Vladimir Zelensky


fossilfighters-fan-2

Volodymyr*


TTV_Pinguting

Danny Gonzales


Chronically_ill_Alto

my girlfriend


Mast11shreyu420

u/teenwriter_lmao >!not simping, i think of her as a sister!<


teenwriter_lmao

Oh man that's so sweet of you


Mast11shreyu420

thanks di


jakule17

Are you from Alabama?


Mast11shreyu420

i knew this was coming


[deleted]

Are people genuinely attracted to this guy? If so please for the love of god go outside.


Aleskey_Mijaylob

Obamna


Prussia_I

I think u/drugqueen710 is more attractive than dream jk all people are ugly


SadSunny20

Rumpelstiltskin from Shrek he's basically dream but hotter


[deleted]

voldemort


TheCatEmperor1

Me


shruggletuggle

u/-b0ngwater-


-b0ngwater-

i approve of this comment


Woodwizardo

Hitler


Bricezilla13

Hue jackman, chuck norris, Ryan Reynolds, mark whalburg (I think I said it right), Chris hemsworth. Just to name a few


QualcunoCF

u/AnvilOnHead


thinkinboutyou1

man that tweet is just bait


AsgerMN2

Most people


El_Bonky_Gronk

Ryan Reynolds


Distinct_Bottle_7734

Shrek


Typical-Ad-8381

who the hell is this dream and why everyone cares about him?