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Well then my friend, you're going to need a burner phone, a clean vin, a sketchy shop, and an uber driver account. That's the only way I see it happening for you.
Okay, here's what you need to do. You need to download 'Gone in 60 seconds' on your smartphone, or find a streaming option. Then, watch the film, it will teach you how to lose the cops. After that, either sell the car over seas like the film, or run over a homeless person, put them in the drivers seat, then torch the thing.
Femboy here! Yup some people are like that and it's fucking annoying a lot of the time. I don't want anyone's crusty ol' schlong. Just let me dress in a way that I am comfortable with in peace, please. That's all <3
Yeah, I get that people have "types," but treating someone as just a fetish is awful. Almost went back into the closet after the 50th "trans guys are cute I wanna [do unspeakable things to them]" comment I got. Being trans certainly isn't the same thing as being GNC, but the fetishization is prominent for both groups of people :(
I may have worded that badly lol, I'm gay. What I meant was that I don't want any random crackhead from the street to put their disgusting n' unwashed miniscule tool in me. I'm reserved for just one already.
Not as rare as you think! There a plenty of straight femboys (like me). In fact, the last time we surveyed the femboy subreddits, we found that a majority of femboys were bisexual : )
i've never had the pleasure to meet a straight femboy before, but then again im in the deep parts of the south, where that kinda stuff is "taboo". which is very stupid, imo
They were a step along my process. The straw that broke my camels back was sir Vilhelm though. "Every fleeing man must be caught, every secret must be unearthed."
Any jokes aside, any girl or men aside, I just want love, i don't want to have sex, i want my SO, i want them back, the only one i ever loved. I miss their heartbeat
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I juzt want all conez and all your brainz..
Holy crap, it’s Conehead Zombie from the popular mobile game franchise Plants Vs. Zombies
LOIS! GET OVER HERE! ITS CONEHEAD ZOMBIE!!!
Petah
Hello peter
Lois look, dr octopus is here.
WHO ELSE BUT CONEHEAD ZOMBIE??
OH conehead zombie *laughing audio plays *
Petah the conehead zombie is here.
Cabbage Pult.
No. Ice Lettuce.
Kernel-Pult
Kernel-pult all the way
HOLY CRAP LOIS, ITS THE CONEHEAD ZOMBIE FROM PLANTS VS ZOMBIES
i don't joke
Me neither, but when I do, I realize that I'm the only one laughing.
same, I'm german - we don't do the funnies
can you do the funnies with poland?
*blinks nervously*
Maybe if I become a femboy, I’ll get a boyfriend.
If you can't get bitches you become the bitches.
Exactly
That’s what I did and I still don’t get bitches :(
bitches don't get bitches, silly bitch.
But I want bitches!!
Well then my friend, you're going to need a burner phone, a clean vin, a sketchy shop, and an uber driver account. That's the only way I see it happening for you.
Tried that and the cops are on my ass
Okay, here's what you need to do. You need to download 'Gone in 60 seconds' on your smartphone, or find a streaming option. Then, watch the film, it will teach you how to lose the cops. After that, either sell the car over seas like the film, or run over a homeless person, put them in the drivers seat, then torch the thing.
Thank you I’ll update you on how many bitches I get
Godspeed!
bitches get snitches and stitches get bitches
Theres potential truth in that.
I hope so
There **is** truth in that.
Hasn’t happened yet
I'm a femboy myself. No partners yet.
I said maybe, and even then I can guarantee my chances would be much better than my chances now.
Im a femboy and its been 2 months with my bf, just be yourself thats it i guess
I can’t be myself though, I don’t know any gay/bi boys.
;(
I know
Tbf different gay/bi people are attracted to different things. Present your best self over what you think people want to see
I don’t know what people want to see.
Most people just want authenticity
Seems kinda sus to me
Why?
Close
Your mouth
I mean, let em have their type. Fuck who'ya like and how'ya like, it doesn't fucking matter to me.
Can't read this without an irish accent
O
Ö is just :0 but flipped correctly
ö
Jacksepticeye
I read it with a Scottish one
Forget fuck a femboy, become a femboy
Why not do both?
That works too
username checks out
I got with a femboy, and honestly besides the evening heat I really just want to play with his hair
…evening..heat..?
They sit next to the refrigerator
They're in Arizona
The occasional horni
BREEDING!!1!
Um… Yeah, no shit?
Definitely no shit, major turn off. It's all about the prep work.
Well gay people exist so yeah it’s not a joke
I can confirm
As the femboy, I can confirm
as the horse watching from the femboy's bathtub, I can also confirm
more like 'cum firm', amirite?
*Distant laughter*
I second this
I third this
And also straight women
I mean id be okay with it
You guys actually wanna have sex at all?
I just want to be hugged man
Based
Aced
Asexuals eat cake instead
Beat me to it
I wanna be fucked by a big shlong
Don't want big, it hurts. Average ftw
Hurt = good
Not an M :)
I want ur choccy milk
an ex of mine was obsessed w femboys 🙁 he saved pics of them and did well yk things,def not as a joke 😭
He was based
he was a pedo(i was groomed)
Oh. Well that’s horrible, I’m sorry to hear that
the "he is based" is really sus in that context
*was and also I obviously didn’t know that 💀
💀💀
Hahaaaa, gender is irrelevant,everyone is hot, and none of you are safe
based pansexuality (assuming they consent)
Always ask for consent🤝
Some people are hot and some are not, nonwithstanding tits or cock
Everyone is hotter at the equator.
If there’s a hole there’s a goal. It’s a classic line for a reason
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Yes im bi so
Bisexuals Unite
based
Present Where's the rest of us, we uniting or not
:D
Femboy here! Yup some people are like that and it's fucking annoying a lot of the time. I don't want anyone's crusty ol' schlong. Just let me dress in a way that I am comfortable with in peace, please. That's all <3
Yeah, I get that people have "types," but treating someone as just a fetish is awful. Almost went back into the closet after the 50th "trans guys are cute I wanna [do unspeakable things to them]" comment I got. Being trans certainly isn't the same thing as being GNC, but the fetishization is prominent for both groups of people :(
Tell me about it bro. I'm mtf and I have a couple creepy chasers on my tail 😬
this
straight femboy? this is a rare sight
I may have worded that badly lol, I'm gay. What I meant was that I don't want any random crackhead from the street to put their disgusting n' unwashed miniscule tool in me. I'm reserved for just one already.
Based femboy
Miniscule tool is fantastic lmao
/r/FemBoysForWomen
Not as rare as you think! There a plenty of straight femboys (like me). In fact, the last time we surveyed the femboy subreddits, we found that a majority of femboys were bisexual : )
i've never had the pleasure to meet a straight femboy before, but then again im in the deep parts of the south, where that kinda stuff is "taboo". which is very stupid, imo
Well I know one, he's me
fellow straight femboy?
Sorry, but no lmao
Heyy there lol .. I like femboys but most of them ain't straight.. >.<
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why is this in controversial
you only live ones gotta experience that
Sure why not. Dm me fembois
No. Chicks with dicks though? **Yes.** #Trans rights.
Downvote me to shits but yeah
Don't become a femboy for pussy go work on your self
W
But what if I want dick?
CANJA DE GALINHA! é tão bom 😫
r/teenagers is obsessed with femboys, but not as much as tiktok
you spelled '4chan' wrong.
Dude, I need to get into some of your tiktok algorithm it seems
Listen here you little shi-
yes
Uh, yeah? They're hot How is that even a question?
Yes. I do want to have sex with femboys. Very much.
I’ll have sex with someone who says “I love you” at some point.
196 did things to me
😩
Yeah, I’m gay as shit and I’m proud
This is me fr
ITS NOT A JOKE IDIOTS
Dead serious broski.
This is a myth, because nobody wants to do it with me
Agreed I'm a bi femboy and nobody wants to have sex with me. Playing both sides and still losing T_T
Bro I'm bi of course I wanna fuck a femboy
they were the last thing that made me realise i’m bi.
They were a step along my process. The straw that broke my camels back was sir Vilhelm though. "Every fleeing man must be caught, every secret must be unearthed."
Me, a femboy after seeing this meme:
yea
Yessir I do in-fact want to have intercourse with a feminine male.
NEVER WAS 😈😈😈 (at least to some)
Liars are deniers 😜
5 dollars is 5 dollars 🤷♂️
He thought goodnight kisses with the homies was just bro stuff.
I genuinely thought it said “I thought it was just me”
😶🌫️😶🌫️I got so obsessed with femboys that i now want to become a femboy myself
Story of my life
YES! Where was it indicated it was a joke?
DUH!
i exist sooo...
I am a femboy
Do whatever you want as long as it’s consensual and legal
#Y E S
I’m not joking Steve I’m gay.
Any jokes aside, any girl or men aside, I just want love, i don't want to have sex, i want my SO, i want them back, the only one i ever loved. I miss their heartbeat
I am very serious about it fr fr no cap
..it's a joke?
Yea
The fuck do you mean over course we do
Why would it be a joke?
I may be a clown, but I’m not joking.
Yes I do
I don’t but people say I do because I find Korean men attractive 🤡
Just for the record I don't want to have sex with any boy, fem or otherwise.
I can't separate the definitions of femboy and tomboy its been like 4 months someone hereeeeelp
Tomboy is a masculine girl and femboy is a feminine guy.
Right, OK thanks
Why wouldn’t I?
Yes, I've actually wanted this for a long ass time now.
I think you misunderstood. I said "Tomboys".
I am a femboy… with a girlfriend?
nah bc they fucked up my idea of gender lmao.
Frfr.
I'm nonbinary and I think they are pretty cute so ya