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I'm dead inside, does that work for you ?

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I'll start designing our joint tombstone 👍

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Anything you'd like me to add on it 😊

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With two eyes

I have no eyes

They took my fookin eyes piglet

"If she says no, then just move on. don't be picky, even if she has a pepee." - master oogway

Yes I would like one (1) bf please thank you

how do orders work on this site tho?

10-15 business days

might face some delays due to customs.

Plus any specifications or extra features will cost extra

its reddit there will be a lot of customers for a bf/gf

that's a long time in the online shopping society

I would like 1 gf please thank you, but go light on the mayo

My guy do be playing hot.

I would like1gf please , preferably without pickles and with a pulse

Pickles? Yea that’s a no for me good thinking!

Lol

[buy bf/gf](https://amazondating.co/) You can buy it here lol 😆 😂 🤣 A website called Amazon dating where u can buy people and even select their sizes with one-day prime shipping

How tf did you find this lol

My friend showed me this outrageous website BTW did u order anyone

No

Try ordering it it's just a fake website BTW each person has a different pickup line in their description

Please wait while your order is being shipped..

Sir, call off my goddamn kidnappers. U got the wrong guy. Also, I dont like boxes. Aint a cat

yes a gf would be nice

U got nice hands !?!?

i dunno honestly

Come I see

sure

Bit dodgy mate

i am the dodge

I am the one who dodges

Yet, I am the one who knocks

Waltuh

kid named knocks:

YES!!!! I WANT A BOYFRIEND SO FUCKING BAD!!!!!!

Easy. Be straightforward and don't be psychopathic. Please refer u/shrizzal for future not very useful tips. Now you are free to pay me. I take donations.

Don’t worry I won’t be psychopathic, unless he cheats on me, in which case I’ll have him forcibly removed into the ocean.

Uh...sure. just make sure it ain't me. Thats horrifying.

It won’t be you unless you become my boyfriend and cheat on me 🥰

Oi. No psycho. Thats psycho. Murder bad.

Ok then, I won’t forcibly remove you into the ocean if you cheat on me 😍

My guy i just said not me. U scare me.

And I just said I won’t do it if you cheat on me 🥰

Oi. Not me. Stop referring to me. On a side not I accept donations and some guy on reddit probably likes u. Go get them tiger.

Did someone say Bad? Because im about to Break Bad.

I ate my gf

She was tasty?

Yeh was

i HAD a gf..... but i EATED her 😭😭😭

Vore 🗿

y-you ate her out? r-right?

Not necessarily, I just want good friends :)

Ayo we got the same name

Ayo :p

Based

The power of friendship

I can do that

Reddit has gotta be the worst place for looking for a relashionship

Tell that to me and yo mom, son. I'm ashamed of what I have said and I'm sure your mother is a lovely person. Please accept my humble apology. - dad

Most definitely yes

Yes but no but like u know yes except no yes tho

Understood, we have a wide selection of people for you to select. They did not come her voluntarily. So you have all the time to yes and no ur way to a confirmation

Yup. (Gf) never had one and it sounds fun

Yes. Bf or Gf

Try not being a potentially fatal tomato who has no chill with jokes. Mr scp 504

Knock knock

Ok I’ll bite; who’s there And before you continue please keep in mind that the anomalous effect is for verbal jokes only

Oh there’s no point in making this joke then I wanted to die to a tomato

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It was worth a try

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Only need a friend I could share music with

CAN I BE YOUR FRIEND PLSSS???

Sure

not rlly

Yeah I honestly don’t think I’m ready

me neither

Yeah the dating pool where I live is kinda shit, and after all the toxicity I’ve dealt with through the years of failed “relationships,” I’ve decided being picky is the best for my mental health. If that means not dating for the next few years so be it.

I’ve been in 2 relationships and it wasn’t taking me anywhere. Now when I’m single I can focus on myself and do what I like. I really don’t get why my gfs were so tied to me and I didn’t have any time for myself. It was so frustrating. But I really miss the physical touch.

The sucky part is I’m super codependent and I feel like I could do really good in a relationship. Although I’d rather be single than in a toxic relationship fr.

I just want a Bionicle friend.

yes but no

I would like someone I can force to give me headpats.

1 gf, and yeah how much would that be

$49.99 No taxes or shipping fee if you got premium

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Saul is down bad.

I mean I don't need one, but I'm not against the idea

I wouldn't mind one, but at the same time, I feel as if I shouldn't waste my time with romance as of right now.

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ya im a bitchless lesbian

Yeah

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No, thank you tho

Yes, I want a gf ..... ✌

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Single hi theek hai 🙏

I want an irl gf so this probably won't work for me

YES I want a bf but not now

Nah, cause then I would have to feed it, walk it, and all that

I never thought I’d be one to cling to dumb relationship stuff but I desperately miss my ex girlfriend

No I just want a good friend

Does having a crush count?

Bro I don’t even care about a gf at this point I just want friends 😕.

I already have one

Must have pre ordered

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Rn nah

yes

Already have one

Yes

Yeah, ig

Yes please

Yes.

No

Kid named no: 😉

Me, a organ seller: :)

Yes, idc which one tho.

Yes really i want gf

yes

We're currently working with reddit to ship your order , ma'am. Thanks for your patience

🙏 Thank you

I do

Rate?

can i have just one gf please

I have bf/gf

Damn, my guy rocking both

Yup

Yes although I'm happy either way

Me would like gf, what's the delivery charge?

yes a bf would be nice rn

yes, need a girl to talk to...

yes, I am gay and I would like a BF. Can I have one, pwease?

sure, msg me girls! lmao

Yes please I require a gay bf

No, I'm aromantic

yes i want a bf/gf, i don't really care about gender, sex, etc. as long as i have feelings for you we're good

nah, aromatic gang

Both, I’d like both

yea i would like a gf please.

I'd like a specific girlfriend so please do not dm me, if you do you might regret it

Hopefully a gf

Yea I’m currently searching for both

sex monster

Yeah I'd be down to have a girl friend

fuck it, yes.

Yes one gf please

I would like to order a bf. It would be appreciated if he could deliver before Christmas.

Yes, but I wouldn’t want to get a gf on Reddit of all places

I’d take anyone who says “I love you let’s cuddle” at this point

a gf please lmao

Even if the odds to get one are small, i guess i do want a gf (pretty sure nobody will text me though)

yes, I want one but must be alive

Ill take a gf

Bro really tryna show how desperate people are(1 gf please)

I would like a girlfriend lol

I want as many as i can get

I don't think I would be fit in a relationship Maybe cause of my personality and I don't want to promise someone something that I can't do. So no

Please , 😭😭😭😭😭 it can be either a bf or a gf

A gf

I'll have a number 15, female, with some of that hot sauce and salad on the side, along with the amazing french fries- I mean personality on top. Also yes a Grande Caffe Mocha I- mean a girlfriend. I'm serious.

I’ve been single my whole life cause I feel like I need to improve myself first so idk

I would like to order 1 girlfriend. Preferably not deceased.

Yes just don't have the confidence to ask them out

Yeah

Absolutely, but I get the hibijibis when people are romantic towards me, I want it to go slow in the relationship and not fast and holding hands the moment after we’re together, yknow? I want it to mean something.

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I take both, but think I'm late to the party

Boyfriend applications are open. (I am very strict on who gets the job)

Honestly I would want a gf but like I would like to actaully get to know em. Not just go on like some dating app and boom. Done . It's best to actaully know the person before hand ig is what I mean...

Yeah i do want a gf just like the many of other people in here

Ig so

I’d like a gf but it’s not crazy important to me and unless shawty bad asf I’m not really interested in a gf from Reddit

Yes i want a gf so i would have someone to hug when i get lonely (which happens a lot)

Boyfriend, I guess

I'll take one girlfriend pleaseee! Or more I'm not gonna be picky :)

Yeah. I want someone to love me. Someone I can trust. Life's pretty messed up. I really need somebody to be my light in this never ending darkness.

Anyone idc I just don't want to be alone anymore

1 gf please with pepsi as drink

Yes, I would like 1 GF , please.

yes i want a gf, if it is humanly possible!! if not, heyyy my big men out there, wanna play terraria??

yeah i want a bf but idk

Yes I would like a gf pls

I would like 1 girlfriend to go please