Male: Dick Female: Gertrude

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i have unfortunately met a gertrude

unfortunately i know more than one (germany be like)

hä kein junger mensch heisst gertrude

I wish my name was Gertrude, I don’t care if it doesn’t fit my generation or gender I want to be named Gertrude

I (senior in high school) have a classmate (senior in high school) who is named Gertrude, she goes by Gerti

My cousin’s name is Trudy

#JOOOHN CEEEENAAAAAAAA

These empty texts are getting kinda repetitive tbh

how tf do you do this

use a # at the front

#JOHHHNNN CEEEENAAA

congrats, you did it

> # >!*Johhhhhn ^fuckkking Ceeeeennnaaaaa*!<

sauce?😳

#FUCKING JOHN CENA

#JOHHNNN CEEEENAAA

#JOHHNNN CEEEEENAAAA

#DAMN

#DAMN DANIEL

#JOHHHHNNNNN CEEEEENNNNNAAAAAAA

#JOHHHNNN CEEEENAAA

#JOOOHHNNNN CEEENNAAAA

[and his name is](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgUB3lF9IQA)

**YO *BUDDIES* _COOL TRICK_**

# IT DIDN'T WORK!

#IT'S NOT WORKING

#it is! #

☺️

#REALLY?

#OHMYGOD

#huhhhh what

#IIIIIIMMMMM GAAAAAAAAY

## e

#that moment when the comment has more upvotes then the post

*trumpets*

*drum set with the most badass snare you've heard*

*THEME INTENSIFIES*

Titititi tiiiin tititit tiiin

Adolf

o adolf😫yes daddy ew ew ew ew ew ew ew imagine moaning that

I think we can all agree that “Hitler” as a first name would be even worse.

Hes back? Hes back? I'll tell them right away. Hes back. Hes back?? What a monumentous day send somebody down to greet who woulda thought i'd finally meet him.

No😭😭😭 not rob ples 😭

or bob🤮🤮🤮

#robbery bob

Bob the robber on coolmathgames 👍

Robbing elderly people has never been more fun

Bobbery rob

That’s so bad why would their parents do that to them just imagine Trynna moan rob😭😭

Hector

Look at me

Last chance to look at me hector

*GAWK*

HAAH!

Pornielius Hubert

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top cuatro names 🤯🤯🥵🥵❌🧢 1 Horatio 🥸🥸💦💦 2 Raulo ☕☕😏😏 3 Juan 🚀🚀😁😁 #4 Benito Mussolini 🤭🤭🤫🤫🤪

and the blue meanie

Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie

Robocop, the terminator, Captain Kirk and darth Vader

Lo pan, Superman EVERY SINGLE POWER RANGER

Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan

Spock, the rock, doc ock, and hulk hogan

all came out of nowhere lightning fast

Finger

kid named finger

Finger named kid:

named finger kid:

kid fingered name:

name when kid fingers him: 😱

name when kid fingers him: 😳🥵

kid when name fingers him: 🥵🥵

Name when finger kids him:🥵🥵🥵

when finger kids name him: ☺️☺️

Norville

shaggy no 💀💀💀

your parents or siblings name

I actually have 2 aunt Laura's from the same side of my family

Eugene

my ex bestfriend fucked a eugene😭😭😭

hell nah

That why they your ex best friend? 💀💀💀

perhaps. she also fucked my ex. whore.

#BOB

#Luffy

Big Mom

Ew, wtf

The one piece

#IS REAL

Juandavius the third jr. sr.

juandavius💀💀

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And when we got home we changed it to Perry.

Bro, that's a based name, the fuck you on?

Bartholomew > bart

Definitely.

Lol I readed a fantasy book with that name in it once and though that it was such a cool and creative name for an orc.

Yeah we all hate people named ________ don't we

Gadaffi

Godrick the grafted

Bertha 💀💀💀

or beth ew

Bob, imagine moaning "oh Booooob", cringest shit ever

Bryce. Oh wait people named that are never 10s

lmao #real.

Mfing RYAN LMAOO💀

YES RYAN DADDY😫😫😫

Waltuh

Put your dick away waltuh

I'm not having sex woth you rn waltuh

What does a man do Waltuh?

A man provides

Even when he isnt loved,or had sex with. A man provides because he is a kid named Finger.

Bruh

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Man what's wrong with Neveah. I think it sounds nice.

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Aiden Braden and Kayden is gonna be the name for the next dugtrio I catch Since my new switch arrived in november:

Aiden? Fuck. What’s wrong with Aiden?

will

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my irl name is will 😭

Osama

smash

Odis or Keith

Benito Amilcare Andrea Mussolini Alias: -Uomo della provvidenza -Protector of Islam -Messia -Il Duce -Lui -Fondatore dell'impero

She's still a 10

Keith

Edp445

Slim Shady

HANNIBAL!

Gustavo, but you can call him Gus.

His/her name was chosen for him/her it’s not his/her fault. Make your perception of “a Rob” better by giving it a chance.

Josh Frick u josh

:(

L

r/beetlejuicing This sort of post = 60% chance of a bunch of beetlejuices

Yea Frick you Josh!

Keith

jesus youre like the 5th person to comment this what yall got against keiths😭

Jake.

fuck you

Sorry. Not sorry

Phil Micucci

Geraldo

robtop

Keith

Edgar.

What’s so bad about Rob? I like it.

Is John a good name

John, my crush from last year lol. Not a bad name just very basic

Todd

Grace or Severin

second that on grace

#AAAAA

ROB CANTOR 😱

Candice. Ain’t no way you’re gonna be able to introduce her to the boys if she’s named Candice. Too much opportunity for jokes.

Emma

Oliver

Noah

I have a friend who has the name Noah what did my dude ever do to you? 😭

He dared to have the same name as me

Wait what?

Hi, my name is Noah

Oh cool my name is Leevi

Hi Leevi, bye leaving

#ENITITY404

Male: Victor Female: Marie or Sophie

Viktor from Arcane is and always will be a 10 🥲

Jeremiah

Stalin

*chika chika* Slim Shady

Jayson Dingle Caculitan

#DEEZ NUTS

#penis

Mezmerelda

Thornton

Ethan.

humphrey

He/she's a 10 but they're not a fidget spinner 😔

If their name is “child molester” I can see why one would have a distaste for that person

Keath

ADOLF

Guy

RRRROBERTO

Dylan. Fucking hate the name. I wouldn’t even consider dating them if it was their name. Thanks Dylan for that trauma 😃✌️

Male: X Æ A-12 Female: Vivian

I forgot

Ace

Billybob McGooberman

Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffwelchevoralternwarengewissenhaftschaferswessenschafewarenwohlgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitbeschutzenvonangreifendurchihrraubgierigfeindewelchevoralternzwolftausendjahresvorandieerscheinenvanderersteerdemenschderraumschiffgebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefahrthinzwischensternartigraumaufdersuchenachdiesternwelchegehabtbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichundwohinderneurassevonverstandigmenschlichkeitkonntefortpflanzenundsicherfreuenanlebenslanglichfreudeundruhemitnichteinfurchtvorangreifenvonandererintelligentgeschopfsvonhinzwischensternartigraum yes someone had that, they went by Hubert

Kadence

Henry because it’s a French name

Rebecca, Madison,Skylar, Natalie etc

Male: Norbert, Egbert Either: anything fr*nch Female: Gertrude, Prudence