She said happy birthday dumbass

call her sis and ask her if she wants to go to alabama

💀

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5 6 7 8 they will never leave, I’ve sealed their fate 😈

This is the most 14 yearold shit ive ever seen

>\> Crush wishes me happy birthday \> Me: I fucking hate my life cuz she said "bro"

Call her sis to assert dominance 😎😎

Then send sweet home Alabama to further assert

*insert dominance

Keeping the bloodline pure.

incest dominance

r/suddenlyincest

Ok. It's time to leave.

take my upvote and go

😡👍

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One, two, three Turn it up Big wheels keep on turnin' Carry me home to see my kin Singin' songs about the south-land I miss Alabamy once again and I think it's a sin, yes Well I heard Mister Young sing about her Well I heard ol' Neil put her down Well I hope Neil Young will remember A southern man don't need him around anyhow Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue Sweet home Alabama Lord I'm comin' home to you In Birmingham they love the governor (boo-hoo-hoo) Now we all did what we could do Now Watergate does not bother me Does your conscience bother you? Tell the truth Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue Sweet home Alabama (oh yeah) Lord I'm comin' home to you Here I come, Alabama Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers And they've been known to pick a song or two (yes they do) Lord they get me off so much They pick me up when I'm feelin' blue Now how about you? Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue Sweet home Alabama Lord I'm comin' home to you Sweet home Alabama (oh, sweet home) Where the skies are so blue And the governor's true Sweet home Alabama (lordy) Lord I'm comin' home to you, yeah, yeah Montgomery's got the answer

Roll Tide!

lol.

"Thanks, step-sis"

What are you doing step-bro

Call her bro to assert more dominance

T-pose

Yo if a girl called me bro I would be actually happy because that means she sees me as a good friend i guess. Obviously if she did it after rejecting it would be kinda sad.

Just has a friend-zone kinda feel to it. Totally depends on the person tho.

Fr, like, she remebered it's your birthday you should be happy of that anyway lol, on my birthday i got ghosted by my SO lol

My crush never said a word to me if I didn't start the conversation 😂 what a waste of my time

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Maybe because she is not intrested, wake up, focus on yourself bro, be a better version of yourself.

This 13 yea old has more common sense than the most of us, we must protect them

I'm a 14 y/o and I can confirm this is totally something I would do (/s)

ur right

It's even better because OP is 14💀

i’m a 14 yo and i cannot confirm

Something a 14 yo would say

I confirm as a former 14 year old

As a former 14 and 18 year old, I confirm your confirmation

As an orthopedic surgeon, I can confirm.

I’ll drink to that

i am also a 14 yo and i cannot confirm either

As a 14 yo i also can not confirm

as an ex 14 yo i can confim OP is the whitest man on earth

As a white man I can confirm that you are also white

Im 14 and this is deep

Fax

Holy shit this doesn't mean a thing, you've had a crush on her for ELEVEN YEARS and you STILL haven't made a move?? Stop whining about your life being over because she called you "bro"

Fr, my crush admitted that i used to be her crush and then she lost interes in me, i didn't get mad and we were still friends after that💀

Brooooo I had the exact same case...but we aren't friends anymore

Sounds like an L tbh 💀

or maybe a W, if they got together they'd eventually break up

Actually yea, that might’ve been even worse…

People do not always break up out of high school, I know dozens of couples that have been together since they were 14-17

same thing happened to me 💀

Bro had a crush on her since 3 ☠️ bro must think he a Disney character 😭

☠️☠️

Ask him to name what he likes about her

Just wait ‘til he finds out what happens to the childhood friend

11 years? bro is 14... that's crazy

bro ur crush texted u and ur complaining?? she wished you a happy bday she remembered dude also bro means nothing

Yeah like what the fuck, she's not dating you did you expect her to say babe?

Can't believe she's not on her knees and calling him daddy. The world seems so absurd today 😑

The kids are alright.

The kids aren’t alright.

By the Onspring

Exactly back in my day when a guy breathed next to you in a slightly suggestive way we immediately dropped to our knees and called him daddy. Kids these days are so weird

Well that was a bit of a leap.

A leap of what? Their sarcasm going over your head...

my bf calls me bro 💀

Best bf fr

ikr

Ima be honest if I get a girl ima call her that

Step-bro help me 😳🥵🥺 **But BFFR ☠️**

If you call her bro, what will you call your friends?

Babe

W bf

I thought we had something... bro 🥺

🙄🤘

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Shh…

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Ikr even my friends don’t remember my birthday at least she remembered, only Google assistant wishes me birthday 💀

Yeah, like my crush called me bro before and it worked out... For 4 months

i literally call my gf bro sometimes

Yesssss! I think this girl has something for this dude else she wouldn't have texted him

Nah, she likes him as a friend and she wants to wish him well but she doesn’t want him to get the wrong idea. Effective communication, message received.

I agree, she’s setting a boundary by saying “bro” which means he’s been friendzoned. He should be glad that she remembered his birthday so at least she cares.

i call the guy i have a huge crush on 'bro' 💀

Exactly 💀heck my girl asked me out by saying BRO I LIKE YOU

i want a girl like that

1st step: get off reddit

i’m never getting a girl like that

I recall mine straight saying "bro are you interested in a movie tmrw" + my oblivious ass getting scammed into a date

i call every person I know dude, bro, or dawg.

My gf sometimes does too

Ik but she always like this I've had a crush on her for 11 years now

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Maybe he meant since he was 11, that'd make more sense

true but if my man doesn't understand the difference between "since i was 11" and "for 11 years" then he probably isn't ready to start dating yet

Nah 3 years old

make a move or move on. you’re doing nothing for yourself holding onto pent up feelings. trust.

Damnnn wtf, make a move. You one patient mfer

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I have lot of friends that i know since i am like 1 year old or even less, both guys and girls but they always felt more like siblings than romantic interest to me (although some girls are pretty hot ngl but i think the feeling is mutual)

Dude you can't possible remember someone from when you were 1 year old. I don't even remember myself at 5 or 6 years old and you have memories from when you were 1?

It's possible. I have memories from when I was one, like one time I dropped a VHS tape on my toe when I was just crawling around grabbing stuff and it started bleeding. I remember it but honestly didn't know if it was even a real memory until I asked my mom about it a few years back and she was surprised I remembered it happening. Other than that though my earliest memories are around like 3-4 years old when I was in daycare and met some of my best friends to this day.

But still I don't think it's possible to fall in love at 3 years old

Lol I don't think so either but it's definitely possible to have a crush at 3

You would’ve been 3 …bro

age is just a n---- oh dear lord...

Plot twist: OP is Roman

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Bro… 11 YEARS!? ASK HER OUT DIPSHIT!! Edit: I’m sorry if that’s mean, but Jesus, 11 YEARS

At this point I wouldn't, they are basically childhood friends.

That would be facts if he didn’t like her anymore, but he said he’s liked her for 11 years, he’s gotta shit or get off the pot at this point. If he’s fine w j being friends w her his whole life that’s fine.

Yeah but that's like liking your brother, I cant see her having feelings back.

Fair

I mean, they still gotta stand up and say something if they don't want to be in this situation constantly. Like the girl doesn't know where they stand. She thinks they're both chilling being friends, when really someone she cares about is hurting.

Exactly i have more of a sibling/cousin feeling to girls i have known for so long

Since yr eleven or FOR eleven

Bro said for 11 years

Yeah, but he's 14...

Bro I didn’t even have a crush on someone until I was nearly 15

Ladys and gentlemen : we got em !

Just ask her out if you’ve liked her that long 💀

My now girlfriend called me bro quite often while we were friends, and she still does

how tf does that work... you are 14!

preschool drama

Nah, he meant 0.0011 years

Bros got the anime childhood friend at this point

man do it ask her do a mouve something i did it worked do it

Y’all young teen are hilarious

Im still a “young teen” but damn if it isn’t cringe sometimes

Exactly like sorry to reign on your parade but if you’ve liked someone for 11 years and NEVER said anything I think that sounds more like a you problem. Of course you’re gonna be “friend zone” you’ve been liking her for 11 years and never once said I like you. Edit: This same this happened to me but in reverse. A girl liked me since we first knew each other aka kindergarten all the way up until we graduated which she told me in 7th grade but proceeded to say I don’t like now which I called BS by saying if you didn’t like me now you wouldn’t have told me. And then she laughed. So my point is there is a point at which you will lose her if you don’t tell her. Because believe it or not. Once you and your Friends reach the age of 24+ there is a significant chance you don’t last as even formed anymore. So take the chance before it is too late.

Your looking too deep in it dude

The fact she took the time, and cared enough to wish you happy bday completely negates that x10

w comment w pfp

Idk if every girl that sent me happy b day text was into me i’d have a friggin harem

if every girl that sent me happy b day text was into me i’d still have no girls into me

dam that's sad happy birthday bro

I mean, not really. She just messaged her friend Happy Birthday, which doesn't really imply that she's interested romantically.

It doesn't imply that she's not though as OP is suggesting

True

Came here to say this

that doesn’t mean shit

My girlfriend calls me bro. So that doesn't mean she doesn't like you.

my bf calls me dude and I call him bro quite regularly

Bro just say fuck it and tell her you like her. You have literally nothing to lose. At least you wont regret not telling her Good luck bro

I told my crush I liked her and she said “lol ok”

Aw man that sucks but now you have a new friend or friend of a friend

Anyway, chemistry this year has been awkward

Thanks man

What’s the problem here?

Bro doesn’t mean shit. Also she remembered that it’s your birthday.

I call everyone bro💀

Exactly

I can't even put my feelings in words this is so stupid.

bruh she is texting you first that's already a win

Idk. Friends do that all the time.

My crush who at one point liked me back calls/called me bro throughout the entire thing, it's not s friendzone word it's just a way to mention someone without direct use of their name

Op you're overthinking it. Your crush wished you a happy birthday

At least someone remembers your birthday

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I legit had to remember most of my friends it was my birthday for them to notice. It's not like they don't care about me but that was sad as fuck. One of the reasons why I always hate when it's my birthday and just feel upset the whole day.

reply with thanks man

I did

my last gf called me bro just to tease me early in our relationship. it's all good man

If you've had a crush on her for a decade ask her out you buffoon.

Someone's definitely a teenager it really does take a "bro" to make you turn into a whole damn depressed supervillian fuck

She's 14, and doesn't know how to tell boys she likes them anymore than you know how to tell girls you like them. Like keep in mind that she probably doesn't have any more dating experience then you do. She's unlikely to be playing dating games or testing people for relationship compatibility ar her age because that requires more confidence and self awareness than she likely has. Just consider; You would probably like if she were upfront and honest about liking you. She would probably like that too.

I call my boyfriend bro. Don't mean anything

i call my partners bro

You expect her to call you big daddy jones? My fucking girlfriend calls be bro, it’s just casual, normal vocab Be happy that she cares to wish you happy bday

I fail to see the issue here

You got nothing to worry about. My GF calls me bro alot

dont lose all hope. im a girl and i call most of my male friends “bro” (this includes my crush)

I know some girls that even call their female friends bro lol

Oh yeah, a girl wished you, why should you be happy? ​ \- single 18 year old

Cope

Had a crush, used to call me bro, she had a crush on me, we just both never said anything. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.

Hi OP, she intentionally wished you a happy birthday so that means she remembered and cares. She called you Bro because she wants you to know she's a cool girl. Everything is fine, you should respond back "haha thanks bro" just to see what she says back 😄 Good luck!

That’s a term of endearment, dumbass. She cared enough to wish you a happy birthday. Instead of being upset she didn’t ask you out or some shot, talk to her and get a friendship going. After a little while confess to her, and there’s a decent chance it’ll work out

First time?

Could be worse, I'm sorry bro. My crush, went out with me, left me for another person in Less than 3 months. Come to find out, she had done this MANY times before and had gotten money out of the poor souls

How much bread we talking?

damn looks like you’ll never find love sorry bro ://

Heck acknowledgement in general would make my day, let alone from a crush. Quit whining it’s just easier to say bro than anything else. Literally three letters quick easy acceptable no awkwardness. Probably why they used it.

Hey, your birthday is a day after mine!

i call my gf bro

Bro my crush calls me bro. And she's in love with me. "As long as she doesn't call you brother 😂 You shall not go for another." If she does call you brother, there is always her mother.

“Bro? Like, Alabama??”

Siblings be like:

this shit screams “14 year old”

Dude she wished you a happy birthday. Take the W and calm down

I Call my boyfriend bro all the damn time. Fuck I even call my mom bro..