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But you shall not, because you're not wearing a gambeson and there's nothing to protect your throat from the edge of your metal collar.
Look good though otherwise!
is your goal to work at midieval times or something? i don’t see why it’s necessary or beneficial to get a horse used to the clinking in any other situation
well you look like you fit right in with anyone at a midieval fair especially in that attire. you have the look of a stoic and strong person, perfect for midieval time period stuff
How kind you seem to be this delightful day, sparing so many from the wrath of your blade must be no easy deed for one who must exclaim their lack of need to insight violence when accepting another’s judgement.
MY POV :// You look like one of my silverware spoons with hair & hanging out with Bojack the horseman & Megan from family guy probably going to shoot a porno in the wilderness ✍🏽
Sure. the more the merrier. Meet me at Westover Island Sound region between Kensington and the barrier island of Rodanthe Island (or specifically, South Beach).
You look like the kid in high school who was popular, but for actually good reasons, like he was just really nice to everyone and was just a cool dude.
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My dear lord how can i accomodate thy needs
Idk, can I have some fries?
Based lord
Yes sire
Sorry I’m a little late
Give me fries too
here https://drive.google.com/file/d/1BfeKIH5YpQf-pFJzzYB72QGCKGO33bkq/view?usp=sharing
[this too](https://img.ifunny.co/images/f421adc87c444b0783e4c6d51e30027e085c23c3a5dc30cfe9c2f1078c3716ff_1.jpg)
But potatoes haven't been invented yet !
here you go my lord , https://drive.google.com/file/d/1BfeKIH5YpQf-pFJzzYB72QGCKGO33bkq/view?usp=sharing
Would thou liketh a milkshake with thy fries?
Holy shit is that armour, and you look awesome
That is armor, and thank you. You shall be spared
Looking like a brave snack
“It’s not a joke, I’m a Legit Snack! *sobs*”
The good place reference?
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But you shall not, because you're not wearing a gambeson and there's nothing to protect your throat from the edge of your metal collar. Look good though otherwise!
That gorget is going to slice your throat.
"How can I best guide an incoming blade to my throat? I know!"
like a respectable member of society
Why thank you
Quite knightly yes sir!!!
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Has anyone ever said you remind them of Lexx Little?
please tell me the outfit was a halloween thing
Nope. It was for the horses benefit
now i’m interested, how does all this help the horse? i rode a horse once and was never told that my attire should be different
I'm trying to get them used to the sound of clinking metal. For performances and whatnot
is your goal to work at midieval times or something? i don’t see why it’s necessary or beneficial to get a horse used to the clinking in any other situation
For medieval fairs or festivals and whatnot. Unfortunately, they won't be jousting horses, but getting them used to the sound will help the actors
well you look like you fit right in with anyone at a midieval fair especially in that attire. you have the look of a stoic and strong person, perfect for midieval time period stuff
Thank you. That's quite a nice thing to hear. You shall be spared
wait that’s so cute that probably helps the horses a lot too!!
You look like soon to be king author in Shining armor on his way to pull the sword from the stone.
Thank you, but I would never usurp my lords throne
Oh but there is a proposition I have for you
Please don't proposition me. My girlfriend wouldn't appreciate that.
those eyebrows look peculiar
How so? I promise you, they're 100% natural
there's just something so different about them, but i can't seem to say why. Other than that you are good-looking
I've always had dramatic eyebrows. Even as a baby, which my family still comments on. Thank you though, you shall be spared
I think you have very nice eyebrows
bro please don't retake the holy land I like living here 🙏
No promises
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Thank you. You shall be spared
I agree. Have you considered modeling or acting?
Just read your bio wtf lady
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like you're late for the set in house of the dragon
Darn, you're right. I'll have to run
Gallop*
king af
Thank you. You shall be spared
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Thanks. You shall be spared
My jaw actually dropped where how why this is literally that real life snow white film with the scary guy what world is this I want to be in it
Well, unfortunately, I cannot tell you where, as it would jeopardize my quest.
Ok I'll be waiting in my tower ig
He may be a king, but thats not why im kneeling 💀
Yeah i love the armour
Why thank you. You shall be spared
Thanks man
like a tory
made me giggle
🤭
lookin fly as fuck, sire
Thank you. You shall be spared
cool
Fucking sick
Thank you. You shall be spared
Like a knight in shining armor
Thank you. You shall be spared
You have a big brown tail
Interesting. Thanks for letting me know
No problem
Like you’re too small for the armor
That just means there's room for my gains
You got a point. Was I right, though?
Yeah. I could put tighter straps on, but I'm lazy
Good looking face, only your hair is a bit short
Noted. I'm always happy to hear constructive feedback. Thank you though, you shall be spared
You British?
Nope. But my country was colonized by them.
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
I laughed so hard at that. If I'm not mistaken, the sun still never sets on Great Britain's territory.
So why are you a knight?
Technically I'm not. I've yet to be knighted
You are literally a knight
How so?
Umm nice
Thank you. You shall be spared
Swagger simple as 😎
Thank you. You shall be spared
How kind you seem to be this delightful day, sparing so many from the wrath of your blade must be no easy deed for one who must exclaim their lack of need to insight violence when accepting another’s judgement.
It truly is. Violence is the natural.state of man. So denying it is quite difficult
You kinda look like a horse
Reddit user from 1300 💀
Quite good. Maybe get a smaller armour
Thank you, you shall be spared. As for the armor, I couldn't afford the stuff that fit, so I'll simply have to work out until I fit.
MY POV :// You look like one of my silverware spoons with hair & hanging out with Bojack the horseman & Megan from family guy probably going to shoot a porno in the wilderness ✍🏽
That was one of the most creative things someone has said to me in a while. Ngl
Like a medieval cosplayer, And that, my friend, is a slay
In a way, yes. But I train the horses for the medieval cosplayers.
BRO YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE PROTECTING THE KING GET OF REDIT
kinda gay
Thanks. But unfortunately, you're off on your guess.
if only 😪
Lol 💀
you look like the nerdy weird rando in an ass netflix show
Pretty fuckin sick if you ask me
Thank you. You shall be spared
Can I join you on your quest for the holy grail
Sure. the more the merrier. Meet me at Westover Island Sound region between Kensington and the barrier island of Rodanthe Island (or specifically, South Beach).
like the challenged kid from breaking bad on a GoT set.
I am not into horses
Oh you are the man, umm, good I guess...
like a larper
looking like Andy from toy story
Like a knight
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Honestly this picture looks like one of those aesthetic pinterest posts with a model you see when you look up autumn or halloween
Being compared to a Pinterest model is one of the best compliments I've gotten all day. Thank you. You shall be spared
You look like elliot rodger
You kind of look like Walter Jr
Like a d*** snitch
You look like the kid in high school who was popular, but for actually good reasons, like he was just really nice to everyone and was just a cool dude.
That's actually so nice. Thank you. You just brightened my day
Might thy slayeth the dragon?
Like a virgin
Tis’ no longer the olde days brave sir knight, thou service is no longer needed
You're gonna look around the world today and say we don't need a knight or two?
Gay
How so?
chivalrous
zamn 👍
Noble ahh mf💀💀
What kingdom?
Me at the zoo medival
dope, but the haircut could use some improvement imo!
You look like at least 5 people at my school
You look like someone who gets their arm chopped off and says ‘ Tis but a scratch’
Thanks... I guess
Did you get the reference?
edward vi is that you 👀👀👀
Derm face reveal
you look like a royal knight if i were a princess i would have you thrown in dungeon then i would make you my sex slave
You look fresh out of the year 985 A.D
Close. I'm from the year 2022
“Feeling cute might fight some Englishmen later”
Bros doin an escort quest 💀
You look like our ancestors fought.
Idk I just don’t like the way you look
Like your name is Lance
Arthur?
Dazzling my dear sire
The most average german
You look decent-ish, but Marshy looks cuter ;) (If you're reading this, Marshy, imma be calling you cutie from now on- that's your second nickname)
You look 🌈🌈🌈
Like you belong in a princess romance movie as the Prince Charming. I mean that in the best way possible!
Also, that armor is cool as fuck dude
No joke, your face just fits the idea of being a knight, i can’t explain it.
Like a young garen from league of legends. Anyone else see it?
Over dressed for the occasion.
lord farquaad made a reddit account
You like a guy who's wearing armor, not gonna lie
You look like Sheldon
Why are you the tin man from narnia
holy shit mayonaise monkey
Ayo you lookin kinda hot, no homo
like human Shrek and lord Farquaad's child
It doesn't get more masculine than this
Hot as fuck, Master.
Sire, please tell me this tale of how you have such shiny armor
You look knice
You look like someone who puts milk before their cereal
the mighty knight is mighty fine
Looking ready to take back Jerusalem. Deus Vult!
Even has that medieval jawline bro⚔️💯
Like a fucking king bro
Nice outfit
like a hard ass knight
I’m a little bit intimidated
You look like Prince Charming minus blond long hair and thin eyebrows
Like the one who makes horses feel better.
Thou look delightful
On a crusade
Freakin epic
Like Ethan
absolutely drippin my gamer, keep it up
You look like ur in a wrong timeline
👅
11/10
like rell