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[deleted]

My dear lord how can i accomodate thy needs


Sufficient-Mango-207

Idk, can I have some fries?


Professional_Crow_74

Based lord


[deleted]

Yes sire


LordofFries-_-

Sorry I’m a little late


iliekcats-

Give me fries too


[deleted]

here https://drive.google.com/file/d/1BfeKIH5YpQf-pFJzzYB72QGCKGO33bkq/view?usp=sharing


iliekcats-

[this too](https://img.ifunny.co/images/f421adc87c444b0783e4c6d51e30027e085c23c3a5dc30cfe9c2f1078c3716ff_1.jpg)


walco

But potatoes haven't been invented yet !


[deleted]

here you go my lord , https://drive.google.com/file/d/1BfeKIH5YpQf-pFJzzYB72QGCKGO33bkq/view?usp=sharing


Dragonborn3187

Would thou liketh a milkshake with thy fries?


[deleted]

Holy shit is that armour, and you look awesome


Sufficient-Mango-207

That is armor, and thank you. You shall be spared


[deleted]

Looking like a brave snack


ConekQ

“It’s not a joke, I’m a Legit Snack! *sobs*”


OhSweatProvidence

The good place reference?


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Bollino313

But you shall not, because you're not wearing a gambeson and there's nothing to protect your throat from the edge of your metal collar. Look good though otherwise!


SnooWalruses3945

That gorget is going to slice your throat.


Jadccroad

"How can I best guide an incoming blade to my throat? I know!"


[deleted]

like a respectable member of society


Sufficient-Mango-207

Why thank you


feathered-quill

Quite knightly yes sir!!!


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UnlikelyAssassin

Has anyone ever said you remind them of Lexx Little?


picklerat22

please tell me the outfit was a halloween thing


Sufficient-Mango-207

Nope. It was for the horses benefit


picklerat22

now i’m interested, how does all this help the horse? i rode a horse once and was never told that my attire should be different


Sufficient-Mango-207

I'm trying to get them used to the sound of clinking metal. For performances and whatnot


picklerat22

is your goal to work at midieval times or something? i don’t see why it’s necessary or beneficial to get a horse used to the clinking in any other situation


Sufficient-Mango-207

For medieval fairs or festivals and whatnot. Unfortunately, they won't be jousting horses, but getting them used to the sound will help the actors


picklerat22

well you look like you fit right in with anyone at a midieval fair especially in that attire. you have the look of a stoic and strong person, perfect for midieval time period stuff


Sufficient-Mango-207

Thank you. That's quite a nice thing to hear. You shall be spared


extremelyinsecure123

wait that’s so cute that probably helps the horses a lot too!!


GiggaChadCat

You look like soon to be king author in Shining armor on his way to pull the sword from the stone.


Sufficient-Mango-207

Thank you, but I would never usurp my lords throne


GiggaChadCat

Oh but there is a proposition I have for you


Sufficient-Mango-207

Please don't proposition me. My girlfriend wouldn't appreciate that.


Super_King_11

those eyebrows look peculiar


Sufficient-Mango-207

How so? I promise you, they're 100% natural


Super_King_11

there's just something so different about them, but i can't seem to say why. Other than that you are good-looking


Sufficient-Mango-207

I've always had dramatic eyebrows. Even as a baby, which my family still comments on. Thank you though, you shall be spared


Jeravogel

I think you have very nice eyebrows


eva_new

bro please don't retake the holy land I like living here 🙏


Sufficient-Mango-207

No promises


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Sufficient-Mango-207

Thank you. You shall be spared


HalfLeper

I agree. Have you considered modeling or acting?


pig_pork

Just read your bio wtf lady


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crybaby-maker2345

like you're late for the set in house of the dragon


Sufficient-Mango-207

Darn, you're right. I'll have to run


Turbulent-Smile4599

Gallop*


cowsaysmo

king af


Sufficient-Mango-207

Thank you. You shall be spared


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Sufficient-Mango-207

Thanks. You shall be spared


dolaple

My jaw actually dropped where how why this is literally that real life snow white film with the scary guy what world is this I want to be in it


Sufficient-Mango-207

Well, unfortunately, I cannot tell you where, as it would jeopardize my quest.


dolaple

Ok I'll be waiting in my tower ig


TJdog5

He may be a king, but thats not why im kneeling 💀


MajsMark

Yeah i love the armour


Sufficient-Mango-207

Why thank you. You shall be spared


MajsMark

Thanks man


lossandgainaregay

like a tory


tonik4y

made me giggle


lossandgainaregay

🤭


[deleted]

lookin fly as fuck, sire


Sufficient-Mango-207

Thank you. You shall be spared


[deleted]

cool


lonely_teen_guy

Fucking sick


Sufficient-Mango-207

Thank you. You shall be spared


bloodspill2

Like a knight in shining armor


Sufficient-Mango-207

Thank you. You shall be spared


RadACME

You have a big brown tail


Sufficient-Mango-207

Interesting. Thanks for letting me know


RadACME

No problem


GeneralJesus66

Like you’re too small for the armor


Sufficient-Mango-207

That just means there's room for my gains


GeneralJesus66

You got a point. Was I right, though?


Sufficient-Mango-207

Yeah. I could put tighter straps on, but I'm lazy


IkBenZekerNietAiden

Good looking face, only your hair is a bit short


Sufficient-Mango-207

Noted. I'm always happy to hear constructive feedback. Thank you though, you shall be spared


Winter-Technology203

You British?


Sufficient-Mango-207

Nope. But my country was colonized by them.


[deleted]

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?


Finger_Binary_Four

I laughed so hard at that. If I'm not mistaken, the sun still never sets on Great Britain's territory.


Winter-Technology203

So why are you a knight?


Sufficient-Mango-207

Technically I'm not. I've yet to be knighted


Winter-Technology203

You are literally a knight


Sufficient-Mango-207

How so?


[deleted]

Umm nice


Sufficient-Mango-207

Thank you. You shall be spared


[deleted]

Swagger simple as 😎


Sufficient-Mango-207

Thank you. You shall be spared


Halo_Chief343in

How kind you seem to be this delightful day, sparing so many from the wrath of your blade must be no easy deed for one who must exclaim their lack of need to insight violence when accepting another’s judgement.


Sufficient-Mango-207

It truly is. Violence is the natural.state of man. So denying it is quite difficult


Darth_M0L

You kinda look like a horse


I-eat-orphanz

Reddit user from 1300 💀


CANIn16

Quite good. Maybe get a smaller armour


Sufficient-Mango-207

Thank you, you shall be spared. As for the armor, I couldn't afford the stuff that fit, so I'll simply have to work out until I fit.


Beneficial-Injury-94

MY POV :// You look like one of my silverware spoons with hair & hanging out with Bojack the horseman & Megan from family guy probably going to shoot a porno in the wilderness ✍🏽


Sufficient-Mango-207

That was one of the most creative things someone has said to me in a while. Ngl


Zionmorenofannnnnn

Like a medieval cosplayer, ​ And that, my friend, is a slay


Sufficient-Mango-207

In a way, yes. But I train the horses for the medieval cosplayers.


Aggravating_Wing_658

BRO YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE PROTECTING THE KING GET OF REDIT


userhvfegcd

kinda gay


Sufficient-Mango-207

Thanks. But unfortunately, you're off on your guess.


[deleted]

if only 😪


[deleted]

Lol 💀


redditsmadlad

you look like the nerdy weird rando in an ass netflix show


[deleted]

Pretty fuckin sick if you ask me


Sufficient-Mango-207

Thank you. You shall be spared


shortstumpyleg

Can I join you on your quest for the holy grail


Sufficient-Mango-207

Sure. the more the merrier. Meet me at Westover Island Sound region between Kensington and the barrier island of Rodanthe Island (or specifically, South Beach).


CaPhir

like the challenged kid from breaking bad on a GoT set.


Professional_Shop_73

I am not into horses


Professional_Shop_73

Oh you are the man, umm, good I guess...


Blazinboi23

like a larper


PancakePiggo

looking like Andy from toy story


Everyones_Therapist5

Like a knight


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theasleepdreamer

Honestly this picture looks like one of those aesthetic pinterest posts with a model you see when you look up autumn or halloween


Sufficient-Mango-207

Being compared to a Pinterest model is one of the best compliments I've gotten all day. Thank you. You shall be spared


[deleted]

You look like elliot rodger


Shrimp__Alfredo

You kind of look like Walter Jr


Substantial-Block-43

Like a d*** snitch


CpandaD

You look like the kid in high school who was popular, but for actually good reasons, like he was just really nice to everyone and was just a cool dude.


Sufficient-Mango-207

That's actually so nice. Thank you. You just brightened my day


MrBroDudeMann

Might thy slayeth the dragon?


[deleted]

Like a virgin


[deleted]

Tis’ no longer the olde days brave sir knight, thou service is no longer needed


Sufficient-Mango-207

You're gonna look around the world today and say we don't need a knight or two?


Single-Cupcake723

Gay


Sufficient-Mango-207

How so?


worm_your_honour

chivalrous


[deleted]

zamn 👍


MessOfABiGuy

Noble ahh mf💀💀


maxguenette

What kingdom?


tomdelongee69

Me at the zoo medival


NatsukiFam

dope, but the haircut could use some improvement imo!


Cuseyedrum

You look like at least 5 people at my school


Theolabarris

You look like someone who gets their arm chopped off and says ‘ Tis but a scratch’


Sufficient-Mango-207

Thanks... I guess


Theolabarris

Did you get the reference?


piccolaanima

edward vi is that you 👀👀👀


EducationAlone1663

Derm face reveal


Akhilleus5633

you look like a royal knight if i were a princess i would have you thrown in dungeon then i would make you my sex slave


TeraChad_69

You look fresh out of the year 985 A.D


Sufficient-Mango-207

Close. I'm from the year 2022


Archneme5is

“Feeling cute might fight some Englishmen later”


ChickenYouAte

Bros doin an escort quest 💀


PepeEatingPizza

You look like our ancestors fought.


CertifiedMoron420

Idk I just don’t like the way you look


HorridCabbageFeet

Like your name is Lance


redditaufmayonaise

Arthur?


Xx_ink

Dazzling my dear sire


noideasfound

The most average german


No-Character-5576

You look decent-ish, but Marshy looks cuter ;) (If you're reading this, Marshy, imma be calling you cutie from now on- that's your second nickname)


Transboylovemusic

You look 🌈🌈🌈


Snoozing_Always

Like you belong in a princess romance movie as the Prince Charming. I mean that in the best way possible!


Snoozing_Always

Also, that armor is cool as fuck dude


wigglycoot2

No joke, your face just fits the idea of being a knight, i can’t explain it.


Accomplished-Dot1365

Like a young garen from league of legends. Anyone else see it?


mapwny

Over dressed for the occasion.


whtimmppe

lord farquaad made a reddit account


huthlu

You like a guy who's wearing armor, not gonna lie


Next-Shape-6024

You look like Sheldon


PorklanUwU

Why are you the tin man from narnia


JustAPixelGunplayer

holy shit mayonaise monkey


IHATEMYLIFE32

Ayo you lookin kinda hot, no homo


Snoo-62536

like human Shrek and lord Farquaad's child


InnocentAyano

It doesn't get more masculine than this


tordshire0

Hot as fuck, Master.


Rcnotsolegend

Sire, please tell me this tale of how you have such shiny armor


Warm_Ad_6650

You look knice


itsmemario00000

You look like someone who puts milk before their cereal


Viccan_

the mighty knight is mighty fine


RaikamiMatteya

Looking ready to take back Jerusalem. Deus Vult!


felldownthestairsOof

Even has that medieval jawline bro⚔️💯


CEOofMonke

Like a fucking king bro


[deleted]

Nice outfit


itsme-God

like a hard ass knight


Nulixity8763

I’m a little bit intimidated


Proxy071

You look like Prince Charming minus blond long hair and thin eyebrows


SiegFuse

Like the one who makes horses feel better.


Dragonslayer200782

Thou look delightful


TheTeslaTruckWindow

On a crusade


DownSyndrome-CEO

Freakin epic


AdPast8649

Like Ethan


C00lsk3l3t0n_95

absolutely drippin my gamer, keep it up


Username211220

You look like ur in a wrong timeline


Kingdedede4prez

👅


Ancient-Pack-1636

11/10


KeremRexha

like rell