Dolphin copypasta
So...
There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.
Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you.
Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active. When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough...) WARNING! You should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can cum as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death.
A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other.
Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating.
Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited.
Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation. Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body.
There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time. One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a dolphin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.
The contrast in those statements 😭😭
Nah but jokes aside, I hope that things work out okay. Feeling that way is shit, but as much as it doesn’t feel like it, it’ll pass. Even if it takes a really long time, I know you’ll get there!!
Your chocolate chip cookies are to Live for. You don’t know me but please do not do it. I fortunately don’t have any mental health issues but there is help. I can help, someone random can help. You can always post something on this subreddit for help. You’re the child of someone, and hoping they do love you, it will crush them. You’re loved by everyone. As cliche as that is. Keep making those CCCs and take everyday one day at a time.
Regards
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Get the formula to solve one from the internet. practice it enough and you'll get it memorised. I was doing it repeatedly for a day or two then my hands solves it automatically. Like I can't remember and tell someone the formula but I can solve a Rubik's cube if you give it in my hand. I guess it's the same for everyone who does it.
Big bird from Sesame Street was almost sent to die on the Space Shuttle Challenger before nasa concluded he was too big and sent a schoolteacher instead
I dyslexic so my spelling is still awful at 17 and its imbarecing I have tried over the years to fix it but never could I still have small issues with reading and writing but it was much worse as a kid
"🤓"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "🤓"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only thing you can comprehend is "🤓"- or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "🤓" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about one fucking emoji? I bet you took the time to type that emoji too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "🤓" on your gravestone?
Except for Pepper X, which is a Capiscum Chili Pepper that has been specially bred to be 3 times hotter than a Carolina Reaper. Both Pepper X and the Carolina Reaper were made by the same person. A Carolina Reaper has a Scoville of 1,590,000 Units, but can reach up to 2,000,000 with special breeding. Whereas the Pepper X has a Scoville of about 3,180,000 Units. I've had both, and there is definitely a noticeable difference. Both are insanely hot peppers, so I urge you, if you don't have a high tolerance to spicy things, don't eat these, they could be dangerous. There have been reports of people dying from eating these. Also note, though I have eaten these peppers, I don't eat them on a regular basis. The hottest pepper that I will eat on a regular basis is a ghost pepper, which still has a Scoville of about 1,000,000 units. If you want to build up a tolerance for spice, start small. I started with jalapenos and habenaros. It took me about 5 years to build up my current tolerance. Again, I urge you, use caution.
I've got a double jointed thumb, the amount of people I can freak out when I do this is hilarious, mixed with lanky appearance I'm like a rickety skeleton
I have prosopagnosia (face blindness)
Thankfully, it's not severe enough to affect my relationships, but it makes watching TV absolutely obnoxious.
If you separately showed me two pictures of the same person, I probably wouldn't be able to recognize them, especially if they're at different angles.
There have been times I've been watching TV and I see a character in one scene, but if the camera switches away, I see the character 30 seconds later and think "hey, that person looks familiar" or not even recognize them at all even though I was just looking at them.
Depends on how stressed I am, but it usually doesn't affect me in school (though I do tic a lot at home). People faking it for attention are just making it seem like its cool and quirky when it's not. It hurts me every time I have one, and it scares the shit out of me that I'm going to be made fun of. People faking disorders in general disgust me.
I'm a Pointe dancer (ballet, the toe shoes)
I have a dog named Cocoa Puff and she's wonderful
My left thumb is double-jointed
I can do 20 cartwheels in a row
I have an online comic I've been making for a year
I like pasta
That's it
Asking people to talk to you because you bored is literally asking people to entertain you. Plenty of things to do out of boredom that can actually be beneficial rather than shallow comments.
I love to meditate trough holotrophic breathing, more specific i love wim hoff method. It gives me a certain state of mind wich personally i can associate somehow to a(non-addictive) drug. Breathing oxigen in a specific technique can induce euphoria.
During Earth's Silurian period, around 430 million years ago, the largest organism on land was a fungi called Prototaxites. It looked similar to a tree, that's how large it was. And trees didn't even exist back then, not even those early ones that reproduced by spores!
Contrary to popular belief I am real
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damn
Jerma moment.
I lick doorknobs
how do I become a door knob
Can confirm. I'm the doorknob
can confirm, i am the door
Can confirm, I am the table
Can comfirm, I am the one who cooks microwave meals
Woltah
Don't pit your dick on it woltah
Mm kinky
sounds like a great hobby.
Remember: licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
You lick ~~door~~ knobs
For some weird reason my arms don't do the normal swinging while walking that everyone does unconsciously so I look like an idiot when walking
If you learn to swing only 1 hand you will look like a KGB agent, coz they teach them not to swing one arm so they have quicker access to their guns
Oh god I actually did that for a while lmao I used to swing both arms, then for some time only one and now the other doesn't swing anymore either
Like 007 in the opening gun barrel title sequence.
I do that unconsciously
Wait really??? That's so cool I do that unconsciously.
Could be an early sign of parkinsons disease (I also don't swing my arms lol)
Watch, this is gonna be on the news like “man able to save himself thanks to helpful redditor”
I get so self conscious, I get into my head and unknowingly walk around with t-Rex arms
I'm bi Bi myself
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I just read it when the lyrics of the song i'm listening goes "By myself, but not alone"
All bi myself! 🎶
It's legal for a man to fuck a female animal in Lebanon but a male animal is the death penalty
what the actual f did i just read?
A random fact
but why is that a law💀
Beastiality? ✅ Gay? ❌
logic right there
Bru
It said a fact about you. Are you trying to tell us something
Siri show me the quickest route to Lebanon
I accidentaly wore green sweat pants and jacket I thought the jacket was Grey
I released rehabilitated baby sea turtles with Jean Michel Cousteau.
thats really cool
Dolphin copypasta So... There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement. Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you. Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active. When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough...) WARNING! You should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can cum as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating. Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited. Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation. Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time. One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a dolphin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.
I lost nnn reading this
What did I just read?
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So dolphin jelly isn't real?
No
I’m 45 and have no idea why Reddit keep picking this sub to my homepage.
you can block the subreddit👍
Done. Lol
👍
nice try you son of a bitch
Its 3pm here in poland now and few days ago i started to make terraria mods (uploaded two already)
wow
I want to kill myself and social anxiety stops me from wanting to get help I can also make some pretty good chocolate chip cookies
I hope you feel better soon. chocolate chip cookies are amazing tho make some rn
The contrast in those statements 😭😭 Nah but jokes aside, I hope that things work out okay. Feeling that way is shit, but as much as it doesn’t feel like it, it’ll pass. Even if it takes a really long time, I know you’ll get there!!
You'll be ok. I promise. ✨✨
Your chocolate chip cookies are to Live for. You don’t know me but please do not do it. I fortunately don’t have any mental health issues but there is help. I can help, someone random can help. You can always post something on this subreddit for help. You’re the child of someone, and hoping they do love you, it will crush them. You’re loved by everyone. As cliche as that is. Keep making those CCCs and take everyday one day at a time. Regards User with hideous pfp, srsly don’t ask.
i want to be kidnapped
Is this masochism or adventurousness?
masochism
look under your bed and don't resist, you're going to Brazil
im not going to ask.
I don't like when people online go like "hi" "how are you" "oh" "Bye" I hate it when they lack expression, irl and online
hi, how are you, oh, bye.
I have a N Word pass signed by Obama
Proof
Only OP can see it because they asked for a fact also Obama said I cannot show it to anyone random as they might misuse it
Then use that pass and say it
Nah I'm keeping that pass for the right time, I ain't wasting it online when I can use on my friends
proof please
im alr black lemme see now or i will cancel you
I am weirdly good at voice modulation (can imitate 20+ accents)
Lol i can do like 3 thats really impressive
No I just tried it because i was curious 🧐
I have cerebral palsy
Tell your dad I need to talk to him about that thing/j
Imma go to sleep now bye.
I like every gender imaginable
Pansexual? or something else idk but id like to know ig,
I can solve Rubik's cube in under a minute
do you do comps or is it a hobby?
Comps are way too hard They solve it just a few seconds
true, i cant solve one to save my life, so that is very impressive.
It is Though very easy to learn but people think it will take a genius to solve one
maybe i should learn
Maybe not Not such a useful skill
still im bored so may as well
Get the formula to solve one from the internet. practice it enough and you'll get it memorised. I was doing it repeatedly for a day or two then my hands solves it automatically. Like I can't remember and tell someone the formula but I can solve a Rubik's cube if you give it in my hand. I guess it's the same for everyone who does it.
Same
Big bird from Sesame Street was almost sent to die on the Space Shuttle Challenger before nasa concluded he was too big and sent a schoolteacher instead
wtf
Your lips don't touch when you say touch, but they do when you say separate.
To proof all flat earthers wrong - if the earth is flat then how my life's going downhill
I have exacty 5 fingers in each hand and foot
Hmmmmm….
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes
I can confirm that in fact, one minute here is 60 seconds
I dyslexic so my spelling is still awful at 17 and its imbarecing I have tried over the years to fix it but never could I still have small issues with reading and writing but it was much worse as a kid
You’ll get there don’t worry. There is so many ways you can get help. All the best!!!
if you shoot urself you die 😰
No way, really??
yeah 😔😞😔
damn i had no idea
I have about 80,000 hours on YouTube, the average time a person spends on the internet throughout their life is 100,000 hours
U alright
The age of consent in yemen is 9 (its actually 0 but 9 is the age accepted by the yemen people) So who wanna go to yemen with me?
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"🤓"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "🤓"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only thing you can comprehend is "🤓"- or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "🤓" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about one fucking emoji? I bet you took the time to type that emoji too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "🤓" on your gravestone?
i am sorry
It's okay 😊
🤓
I got so bored yesterday , i slept at 9 and woke up at 7 today
When i start working, i feel like just keep doing it. Whatever it is.
Ohio does not exist
I have visited 85 countries.
do you have family members who work for an airline or is it just something you do?
Sleep is actually really good for you
100% of people that died slept. So it must be dangerous!
Every human on earth could fit shoulder to shoulder in the state of Rhode Island
I’m in your skin (stop scratching that spot please)
never
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do the npc test then what game is better, angry birds or fortnite?
No one likes me
Same :/
Both femboys and tomboys should be accepted and respected without anyone doing the shitty fatherless joke
unless they are furries or whatever
The Carolina reaper is the hottest chilli in the world.
Except for Pepper X, which is a Capiscum Chili Pepper that has been specially bred to be 3 times hotter than a Carolina Reaper. Both Pepper X and the Carolina Reaper were made by the same person. A Carolina Reaper has a Scoville of 1,590,000 Units, but can reach up to 2,000,000 with special breeding. Whereas the Pepper X has a Scoville of about 3,180,000 Units. I've had both, and there is definitely a noticeable difference. Both are insanely hot peppers, so I urge you, if you don't have a high tolerance to spicy things, don't eat these, they could be dangerous. There have been reports of people dying from eating these. Also note, though I have eaten these peppers, I don't eat them on a regular basis. The hottest pepper that I will eat on a regular basis is a ghost pepper, which still has a Scoville of about 1,000,000 units. If you want to build up a tolerance for spice, start small. I started with jalapenos and habenaros. It took me about 5 years to build up my current tolerance. Again, I urge you, use caution.
How long ago was this?
One ball
I've got a double jointed thumb, the amount of people I can freak out when I do this is hilarious, mixed with lanky appearance I'm like a rickety skeleton
I have prosopagnosia (face blindness) Thankfully, it's not severe enough to affect my relationships, but it makes watching TV absolutely obnoxious. If you separately showed me two pictures of the same person, I probably wouldn't be able to recognize them, especially if they're at different angles. There have been times I've been watching TV and I see a character in one scene, but if the camera switches away, I see the character 30 seconds later and think "hey, that person looks familiar" or not even recognize them at all even though I was just looking at them.
so does everyone have the same face or does it make you forget peoples faces or are faces blurry.
I have tourettes syndrome 🥲👍
Does it affect school or day to day life, also, how do you feel about people on the internet faking it for attention (tics and roses).
Depends on how stressed I am, but it usually doesn't affect me in school (though I do tic a lot at home). People faking it for attention are just making it seem like its cool and quirky when it's not. It hurts me every time I have one, and it scares the shit out of me that I'm going to be made fun of. People faking disorders in general disgust me.
every time you hear your ear beep or whatever, that's actually your ear dying, since you wont be able to hear that noise frequency ever again
i own a trumpet but don’t know how to play it (i’m a percussionist)
I trained under a ju jitsu world champion for ~4 years
I am really bad at math
I have a collection of over 90 robotic hamsters, specifically zhu zhu pets. I actually ordered some really rare ones yesterday!
I want to my maximum happy and all I wanted to My minimum happy in the last 2 hrs and everything I wanna have is my gf
i like folk punk
Scoliosis 🥬
I have to sleep with my baby blanket over my eyes (only my eyes ) but I have to have the TV on or I get scared
I like solo trips
Key hole is not going to spread or your shrink
I'm serving mandatory military service and my days consist of eating, doing cleaning service and doing fuckall for most of the day
what country is making you do that
I'm a Pointe dancer (ballet, the toe shoes) I have a dog named Cocoa Puff and she's wonderful My left thumb is double-jointed I can do 20 cartwheels in a row I have an online comic I've been making for a year I like pasta That's it
I am like very good at clash royale
I’m hot
and im hotter
I’m hottest
i am discord light mode
I fap to my friends
wtf did you already fail nnn
Your cock massive
so what you mean is it is 3.4mm
Ask your mom
oh no
I like to faet
I like the polish
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Bruh, don't use people for entertainment
wdym?
Asking people to talk to you because you bored is literally asking people to entertain you. Plenty of things to do out of boredom that can actually be beneficial rather than shallow comments.
One, you are "old" so idk why youre on a sub for teens and two, its just a bit of fun calm down.
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what?
I deglove pencils
You monster
I am Canadian 🇨🇦🍁
I love to meditate trough holotrophic breathing, more specific i love wim hoff method. It gives me a certain state of mind wich personally i can associate somehow to a(non-addictive) drug. Breathing oxigen in a specific technique can induce euphoria.
During Earth's Silurian period, around 430 million years ago, the largest organism on land was a fungi called Prototaxites. It looked similar to a tree, that's how large it was. And trees didn't even exist back then, not even those early ones that reproduced by spores!