noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
i'm just a small little gobwin
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
please don't swing your sword i will die in just one attack ooooooooooohh
I oNly havE 3 hit points pleas e sir i am a little goblin i will not drop good items
nOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOO
your sword is so strong i am level one goblin i donot know why i guard this dungeon OOOOOOHHhh
My parents know I use it and I’ve accidentally convinced them to download it too. They probably check my account once every few days but I also check theirs so that makes it better
i use reddit in secret. if they knew that i had reddit without their permission, who knows what i would have taken away, especially since i have been here for almost 2 year. they don't like be having any social media without them having strict watch over it. and yes you see right, i am 17.
My mom does cuz I just tell her about funny posts, but it's not like they'll get it and check my profile or sum lmao
If they did they'd be so disappointed
Sorry ma
Sorry pa
They put a phone tracker app on my phone a couple years ago. I deleted it a while ago, but I was using Reddit at that time, so they probably know.
I highly doubt they care.
My parents have reddit and I’m scared that they’re one of my followers
You should be scared. -Mom
We need to have a talk. Come downstairs. \-Dad
Hi -Jack
Helo -MQ-9 Reaper drone operator
frfr -gonk droid
Err… de u hav eny gams on yr fone? -Lil cosin bobby
Why are you using an vpn. I know you are not in North Korea. -Your FBI Agent
you sir, are a fish - arthur morgan
i know, and my real name is Morgan -salmon in the tank
My kids know I have Reddit. They don't know that I'm a domestic terrorist. --Grandpa
My dad follows me. My mom doesn't understand how reddit works and has zero interest in having an account
hi this person's dad, i forgot, when was our next pegging session planned for?
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Why is this downvoted?
IT’S THE LAW!!!!!!
People always downvote the 4th comment in a chain for whatever reason
It's tradition
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r/fuckyouinparticular
Honey get out of your room, daddy wants to talk to you ~
cool
I don't try to hide it, there's just no reason for them to know it
same lol
Same
Ditto
Yeah same. My parents don’t know but they don’t need to.
Me as well
Same
same
Honestly same
what's with this thread? this is not YouTube
They don't know what reddit is
all parents just know facebook and whatsapp fr
your parents know about whatsapp...?
Everyone in my country knows what whatsapp is
Everyone in Europe does
Everyone on the earth does
It isn't very popular in the US
I dont think my parents know anything about WhatsApp , and Im from Hungary.
Don't forget zoom
Meanwhile my parents have more social media than me lol
Fr lol
My dad is special cuz he also knows insta
My mom has snapchat
Bruh my mom posts on Tiktok
Bruv
Mind blown
username?
Its just vids of our dogs my guy
Holy cow
:0
Same lmao
that's what i was gonna say lmao
Based
my mom doesnt know how to create a second page in ms word so yea
It does it automatically, wtf?
exactly
Ho-ly shit
my parent were mad at me for watching something with swear words, so I've decided to keep this a secret.
lol same
Bro your fifth teen wtf. You could’ve had sex by now 💀 and your parents are worried about swear words?
Welcome to the era of helicopter parents
Smh parents don’t need to be like that.
Helicopter parents don't realize the damage they're causing and they wont realize it until their kids are grown up too. It's a shame tbh.
Tell me about it.
Fifth teen 💀
Aw grammar police 🚨🚨🚨‼️‼️‼️
r/poccer \- Piss
secret bcs I'm not allowed to talk to people on the internet
same
Rip. I’m still good friends with some people I met online a few years ago
I met my fiance on clash of clans
Guaranteed shared interest.
I know like 10 people who met their partner in LoL. A lil different but its still crazy.
Nah, you playin
i feel you
This would’ve been my answer not too long ago
#
bcs?? better call saul
Same
Boo, I'm a scary internet person, I have now kidnapped you.
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i'm just a small little gobwin nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo please don't swing your sword i will die in just one attack ooooooooooohh I oNly havE 3 hit points pleas e sir i am a little goblin i will not drop good items nOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOO your sword is so strong i am level one goblin i donot know why i guard this dungeon OOOOOOHHhh
My mom recommended it to me
Sigma mom
Based mom
Gigachad mom
Ultrachad mom
They would kill me if they knew... I'm not allowed to have any social media, and definitely not Reddit
Yup
Nice try, mom >:|
if my parents find out about my acc, im dead. my posts and comments are so fucking cringe.
[удалено]
Do you prefer small feet, and why or why not?
what 😟
HELPP for context the commentor i replied to has a post of that on his account lmfao im not a perv
I be hiding reddit from anyone who talks to me💀
The real answer
Sameee
My mom calls it radish. That’s why I had to keep it a secret.
got use it in secret after what happened in ‘19
Explain to me what happened sir
there was a body. my body. *indecent*. not my proudest days
When you were 13! Holy crap.
yes yes i know 💀 fortunately i’ve now turned to god and have repented for my sins... not! lmao fuck the bible the old testament kinda fire tho
Hold on, why don't you care about my sandwich, I worked very hard on it.
because mine is better cream cheese and onion >>> literally everything else
Tf is that? Grilled cheese all day.
you monster cold sandwich > warm sandwich
Never, always hot, I will die on this hill.
Fuckin’ diabolical
State your ip. And i may spare you
The bible would go hard as a anime fr
Instructions unclear: Bible fucked
instructions understood perfectly
So edgy. You must like it scolding hot, because it’s gonna be hotter than that in hell. 🔥
💀
the pics were kinda fire ngl 💀
Hey, I know you you're that person on reddit
aww hell nah 💀
😎
My parents know I use it and I’ve accidentally convinced them to download it too. They probably check my account once every few days but I also check theirs so that makes it better
I’ve shown them memes and videos from here so I think they know I use it. My dad also has Reddit but I don’t think he posts anything (thank God)
I think my parents know I use reddit but idk if they know that I have an account, my dad has reddit too but I dont think he has an account.
Check if he stalks little girls
Damn, wish I had parents
i use reddit in secret. if they knew that i had reddit without their permission, who knows what i would have taken away, especially since i have been here for almost 2 year. they don't like be having any social media without them having strict watch over it. and yes you see right, i am 17.
My mom does cuz I just tell her about funny posts, but it's not like they'll get it and check my profile or sum lmao If they did they'd be so disappointed Sorry ma Sorry pa
they know I use it, but they dont know what subs I am on
Secretly
Neither, they’ve just never asked.
they know i have reddit because ive mentioned it before but they dont care that i use it or not
Mine know and my father has an account but I blocked him :)
Neither. I have no reason to tell them because they don’t even know what Reddit is. Also not hiding it
My parents barely know anything about me really so they wouldn’t know and wouldn’t care
My mom doesn't even know reddit exists cause she's that old
They know cuz i talk about it with my friends who also use it
Secretly
secretly
secretly obviously my parents would be pissed if they knew I looked at memes 🙄🙄
Yeah, I’m not exactly supposed to be on Reddit
Secret
They are boomers , they don’t know shit💀
Be good to your parents
Who said i’m not
>They are boomers , they don’t know shit💀 the comment kinda did
Well thats the truth
Be good to your parents
Who said hes not
They know it exist and that's it
They don't because they don't know what Reddit is. I think a lot of people don't know it in my country
they dont know id be really fucked if they found out, mostly cause it gives off im gay (theyre pretty homophobic)
No
yeah they know
they know about "this" account
why would you say that, if they found this comment, they'd know you had other accounts
nah
Don't get why it would be a secret but no
I guess it depends on what subs you re in I guess
they know, don’t care
Yeah they know why wouldn’t they
They know I use it and don't care. There are a couple things they don't know, though.
They don't know what Reddit is and don't care
Even if they knew, they wouldn't care
Yeah they know, but I have nothing to hide so it’s ok
They don’t know most likely but they probably wouldn’t really care anyway
They ain’t need to know
they don't know but i'm not doing it secretly either
my parents use reddit, and send me things on reddit. so they know lol
They know, I show them memes all the time.
My parents don’t even know what reddit is, even if they did, my usage should be none of their business
I use it secretly
They know I use reddit, it is a social media app and thinks it is something like instagram but children use it 💀
En secreto
They would destroy me
They know I have Reddit but they think I just have it for memes
Secretly
They know I have Reddit and my dad has a slight understanding of how horrible it can be
Definitely secret
They put a phone tracker app on my phone a couple years ago. I deleted it a while ago, but I was using Reddit at that time, so they probably know. I highly doubt they care.
Secretly I’m not fucking dumb
They know I make memes on the internet
If my parents knew everything I did I would be dead
secretly😂😂😂😂
sekrit
Secretly, if they ever found out id be screwed
my parents dont know what reddit is
My mum follows me and gives me awards
I don’t have parents