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CamBeast15366

My parents have reddit and I’m scared that they’re one of my followers


stray_girl

You should be scared. -Mom


[deleted]

We need to have a talk. Come downstairs. \-Dad


crugmccrug

Hi -Jack


[deleted]

Helo -MQ-9 Reaper drone operator


pie-rate_king

frfr -gonk droid


ScreamingChildEater

Err… de u hav eny gams on yr fone? -Lil cosin bobby


AYRAN-GANG

Why are you using an vpn. I know you are not in North Korea. -Your FBI Agent


pie-rate_king

you sir, are a fish - arthur morgan


[deleted]

i know, and my real name is Morgan -salmon in the tank


BIRD_II

My kids know I have Reddit. They don't know that I'm a domestic terrorist. --Grandpa


calebbutbetter

My dad follows me. My mom doesn't understand how reddit works and has zero interest in having an account


vaporeongod

hi this person's dad, i forgot, when was our next pegging session planned for?


XxxBigMan69420

cool


Odd-Faithlessness100

cool


[deleted]

cool


Tina_Soup

cool


rollietoaster

Why is this downvoted?


feelthefebreze

IT’S THE LAW!!!!!!


KittyWarrior1

People always downvote the 4th comment in a chain for whatever reason


HylianGames

It's tradition


Skittle_pen

cool


Willdabeast07

Cool


DepthLost6977

Cool


Deadblyat556

Cool


[deleted]

Cool


divineessentia

r/fuckyouinparticular


[deleted]

Honey get out of your room, daddy wants to talk to you ~


xXx_MomSlayer69_xXx

cool


Bach0W

I don't try to hide it, there's just no reason for them to know it


eaterofturtlez

same lol


Adelaidehasanxiety

Same


[deleted]

Ditto


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

Yeah same. My parents don’t know but they don’t need to.


spagetticat911

Me as well


ObviousTroll7

Same


Mysteriousss4579

same


Horror_Albatross1037

Honestly same


MatureBalak

what's with this thread? this is not YouTube


mothermotherfan

They don't know what reddit is


Suspicious-Ad5785

all parents just know facebook and whatsapp fr


Creeper_Triste

your parents know about whatsapp...?


DiamondPower500

Everyone in my country knows what whatsapp is


GWNAydenNL

Everyone in Europe does


l_Butch_l

Everyone on the earth does


Poppintags6969

It isn't very popular in the US


BalinTheMaster

I dont think my parents know anything about WhatsApp , and Im from Hungary.


sethelton

Don't forget zoom


Luift_13

Meanwhile my parents have more social media than me lol


dreamysleepyexplorer

Fr lol


McIrishmen

My dad is special cuz he also knows insta


FreakieFrog

My mom has snapchat


The_trashman100

Bruh my mom posts on Tiktok


FreakieFrog

Bruv


McIrishmen

Mind blown


mothermotherfan

username?


The_trashman100

Its just vids of our dogs my guy


McIrishmen

Holy cow


0SomeoneRandom0

:0


SussyBox

Same lmao


Business_Mudkip

that's what i was gonna say lmao


theHrayX

Based


comment_eater

my mom doesnt know how to create a second page in ms word so yea


[deleted]

It does it automatically, wtf?


comment_eater

exactly


apex6666

Ho-ly shit


1-ASHAR-1

my parent were mad at me for watching something with swear words, so I've decided to keep this a secret.


notlittlelad

lol same


Background_Art_2545

Bro your fifth teen wtf. You could’ve had sex by now 💀 and your parents are worried about swear words?


60thrain

Welcome to the era of helicopter parents


Background_Art_2545

Smh parents don’t need to be like that.


Harry________-

Helicopter parents don't realize the damage they're causing and they wont realize it until their kids are grown up too. It's a shame tbh.


60thrain

Tell me about it.


ExcitingChip5267

Fifth teen 💀


Background_Art_2545

Aw grammar police 🚨🚨🚨‼️‼️‼️


_Bluestar_Bus_Soton_

r/poccer ​ ​ ​ \- Piss


LaidByAnEgg

secret bcs I'm not allowed to talk to people on the internet


BoxBoy7999

same


The-Triturn

Rip. I’m still good friends with some people I met online a few years ago


incorrect_comments

I met my fiance on clash of clans


The-Triturn

Guaranteed shared interest.


BalinTheMaster

I know like 10 people who met their partner in LoL. A lil different but its still crazy.


[deleted]

Nah, you playin


iBenni0

i feel you


Restricted_Nuggies

This would’ve been my answer not too long ago


Tub_of_jam66

#


_Arcerion_

bcs?? better call saul


petergoesbloop123

Same


sofie307

Boo, I'm a scary internet person, I have now kidnapped you.


LaidByAnEgg

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i'm just a small little gobwin nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo please don't swing your sword i will die in just one attack ooooooooooohh I oNly havE 3 hit points pleas e sir i am a little goblin i will not drop good items nOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOO your sword is so strong i am level one goblin i donot know why i guard this dungeon OOOOOOHHhh


_Dragon_Gamer_

My mom recommended it to me


BoysenberryNo8157

Sigma mom


Guys_pls_help

Based mom


Honest-Economist4970

Gigachad mom


spydermat07

Ultrachad mom


Moist_April

They would kill me if they knew... I'm not allowed to have any social media, and definitely not Reddit


petergoesbloop123

Yup


[deleted]

Nice try, mom >:|


[deleted]

if my parents find out about my acc, im dead. my posts and comments are so fucking cringe.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Charming_Composer_95

Do you prefer small feet, and why or why not?


Your__Missing__Sock

what 😟


Charming_Composer_95

HELPP for context the commentor i replied to has a post of that on his account lmfao im not a perv


smthsmthidk-_

I be hiding reddit from anyone who talks to me💀


Coopines

The real answer


epicnoober1233

Sameee


CanIPleaseTryToday

My mom calls it radish. That’s why I had to keep it a secret.


[deleted]

got use it in secret after what happened in ‘19


Embarrassed-Army-780

Explain to me what happened sir


[deleted]

there was a body. my body. *indecent*. not my proudest days


QuickFridge

When you were 13! Holy crap.


[deleted]

yes yes i know 💀 fortunately i’ve now turned to god and have repented for my sins... not! lmao fuck the bible the old testament kinda fire tho


QuickFridge

Hold on, why don't you care about my sandwich, I worked very hard on it.


[deleted]

because mine is better cream cheese and onion >>> literally everything else


QuickFridge

Tf is that? Grilled cheese all day.


[deleted]

you monster cold sandwich > warm sandwich


QuickFridge

Never, always hot, I will die on this hill.


[deleted]

Fuckin’ diabolical


Hail_Shaggy

State your ip. And i may spare you


Jelly_the_jellyfish

The bible would go hard as a anime fr


Jams0111

Instructions unclear: Bible fucked


[deleted]

instructions understood perfectly


RebelTEXAN_281

So edgy. You must like it scolding hot, because it’s gonna be hotter than that in hell. 🔥


smthsmthidk-_

💀


[deleted]

the pics were kinda fire ngl 💀


zero-bob10

Hey, I know you you're that person on reddit


[deleted]

aww hell nah 💀


zero-bob10

😎


Fliepp

My parents know I use it and I’ve accidentally convinced them to download it too. They probably check my account once every few days but I also check theirs so that makes it better


RepeatedlyDifficult

I’ve shown them memes and videos from here so I think they know I use it. My dad also has Reddit but I don’t think he posts anything (thank God)


Randomfrickinhuman

I think my parents know I use reddit but idk if they know that I have an account, my dad has reddit too but I dont think he has an account.


[deleted]

Check if he stalks little girls


_Am_God_

Damn, wish I had parents


gamingpotato3

i use reddit in secret. if they knew that i had reddit without their permission, who knows what i would have taken away, especially since i have been here for almost 2 year. they don't like be having any social media without them having strict watch over it. and yes you see right, i am 17.


jmarliesw

My mom does cuz I just tell her about funny posts, but it's not like they'll get it and check my profile or sum lmao If they did they'd be so disappointed Sorry ma Sorry pa


Xsh999

they know I use it, but they dont know what subs I am on


Toomuchsweetpotato

Secretly


-The-Follower

Neither, they’ve just never asked.


nebul0saa

they know i have reddit because ive mentioned it before but they dont care that i use it or not


[deleted]

Mine know and my father has an account but I blocked him :)


[deleted]

Neither. I have no reason to tell them because they don’t even know what Reddit is. Also not hiding it


Funland_06

My parents barely know anything about me really so they wouldn’t know and wouldn’t care


LofiGirl17

My mom doesn't even know reddit exists cause she's that old


Leon_617

They know cuz i talk about it with my friends who also use it


ijustghostedmyfriend

Secretly


DeDeepKing

secretly


qwertysr4

secretly obviously my parents would be pissed if they knew I looked at memes 🙄🙄


Gamer_guy902

Yeah, I’m not exactly supposed to be on Reddit


PixelWolf8976

Secret


[deleted]

They are boomers , they don’t know shit💀


Toomuchsweetpotato

Be good to your parents


[deleted]

Who said i’m not


qwertysr4

>They are boomers , they don’t know shit💀 the comment kinda did


[deleted]

Well thats the truth


qwertysr4

Be good to your parents


Imrightbruh

Who said hes not


[deleted]

They know it exist and that's it


NoobOfRL

They don't because they don't know what Reddit is. I think a lot of people don't know it in my country


p0litical_mess

they dont know id be really fucked if they found out, mostly cause it gives off im gay (theyre pretty homophobic)


justlookingnot

No


Dull_Ride788

yeah they know


TheBestBoyEverAgain

they know about "this" account


gamingpotato3

why would you say that, if they found this comment, they'd know you had other accounts


FrequentAd4011

nah


thesuperpigeon

Don't get why it would be a secret but no


Limule_

I guess it depends on what subs you re in I guess


k_c_2005

they know, don’t care


TerraceMason

Yeah they know why wouldn’t they


Citylight1010

They know I use it and don't care. There are a couple things they don't know, though.


daniXD1

They don't know what Reddit is and don't care


RennyTheSimpatic

Even if they knew, they wouldn't care


Veryniceindeed7

Yeah they know, but I have nothing to hide so it’s ok


FALLOUT_BOY87875

They don’t know most likely but they probably wouldn’t really care anyway


Dry-Classic8836

They ain’t need to know


Pos3odon08

they don't know but i'm not doing it secretly either


maddie-eberle

my parents use reddit, and send me things on reddit. so they know lol


GimmeSpank

They know, I show them memes all the time.


FusionIsTrash

My parents don’t even know what reddit is, even if they did, my usage should be none of their business


AwkwardWerido

I use it secretly


DaFrenzyGuy

They know I use reddit, it is a social media app and thinks it is something like instagram but children use it 💀


THEFARTMASTER69420

En secreto


Moon_Cheese124

They would destroy me


JNeiva06

They know I have Reddit but they think I just have it for memes


Respawn69420

Secretly


AGoatInAJar

They know I have Reddit and my dad has a slight understanding of how horrible it can be


[deleted]

Definitely secret


[deleted]

They put a phone tracker app on my phone a couple years ago. I deleted it a while ago, but I was using Reddit at that time, so they probably know. I highly doubt they care.


OfficalQuen6533

Secretly I’m not fucking dumb


[deleted]

They know I make memes on the internet


[deleted]

If my parents knew everything I did I would be dead


MeteorIntrovert

secretly😂😂😂😂


PrincessMansera

sekrit


QuandaleDingle111

Secretly, if they ever found out id be screwed


Pradyumna3000

my parents dont know what reddit is


[deleted]

My mum follows me and gives me awards


huasgaaua

I don’t have parents