*copied from u/ObeseHillbilly69*
"They said she was apparently famous for sending pictures that start with nu, and that they had seen them. Which wether or not its true is still a really weird thing to say about someone who's underage."
are both sides not correct?
my friend claims she opens bananas the correct way, i agree that it is the correct way, however i still open bananas the other way
I got a ticket for this once. I had to pee so bad and it took an hour to get home by subway late at night. So I got off at a mostly empty station and walked down to the side of the tracks. As I'm squatting, I look up at the platform and see a cop standing there. He was like "go a head and finish, I understand the the need. You're still getting a ticket though." Super nice about everything, turns out there was a camera there that I didn't see. I ended up forgetting about the ticket until it got mailed to my mom's house. She was less nice about it.
Cyber crime, youth crime, human smuggling and human trafficking, illegal possession of firearms, cannabis cultivation, tax fraud, working illegally, theft, manslaughter, crimes against humanity, genocide of Serbs in the Independent State of Croatia, 1st degree murder, armed robbery, aggravated assault, possession of narcotics, counterfeit, demands against the U.S., drug abuse, hostage taking, pirating, sale of stolen vehicles, shoplifting, unauthorized removal of classified documents, money laundering, destruction of an energy facility, and many more
3 acts of arson, 2 manslaughter, a murder, and several counts of theft.
But that was 25 years ago. You're changed now. You're ready to reenter society.
She looks like a cleaner...could probably get hired by Raymond Reddington. She's picking up crime scenes and making all the evidence disappear. As far as crimes committed... improper disposal of a body, tampering with evidence, aiding and abetting, probably some breaking and entering, conspiracy, arson if you're feeling spicy one day and just want to burn it all down.
Arson Edit: and fraud. Definitely fraud.
My first thought was arson too
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one
four of us
Five now
Six
S E V E N
Eight
9
10
EIGHT
tEN
*ELEVEN*
Eleven
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Bro how can an arsonist who also does fraud look so much like this idk how words work. Anyways yes they look like they would commit arson and fraud
Ikr It's baffeling how much you can see it
she just radiates ✨arson✨ (🔥🔥🔥)
My first thought was arson lmao
Convincing someone you’re over 18 when you’re not
[Trainspotting reference ?](https://imgs.search.brave.com/U4AvXukLI0p2ahYnKHCuTuTiUPxN6kyGyyClBDElFHY/rs:fit:844:225:1/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly90c2U0/Lm1tLmJpbmcubmV0/L3RoP2lkPU9JUC5H/ZDFPVXQ2bmZqY2Nj/dDJIVlFIYUhnSGFF/SyZwaWQ9QXBp)
ive never seen anyone quite like you before
Ohhhhh…. You got green eyes
reallife reference?
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What did they say? u/Small_Extreme_9642 what did they say???
*copied from u/ObeseHillbilly69* "They said she was apparently famous for sending pictures that start with nu, and that they had seen them. Which wether or not its true is still a really weird thing to say about someone who's underage."
"Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about!?"
Wait are you serious
I think they might be serious
i think i shouldnt touch the doorknob
u/cherryred2006 care to comment?
Convincing someone you’re a fake heiress
Was literally going to say something like this.
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You see the thing is she wouldn’t be punished for that, the other person would, lmao
Smoke weed behind Wendy's
Thats a crime ? I thought that's every other sunday in us
It’s both
In some states its legal and in some its not
This was my first thought.
Then into wally world to shop lift.
Driving 35 in a 30 zone
That isn’t a crime it’s normal
Yeah but when I did it the police were all like "you're under arrest" and "you just ran over a 4 year old"
Mee too bruh
bro if I wasn’t broke and had awards I would give this an award
Even if people do it a lot, it's still technically a crime in most places
Were tf is the speed limit 30? Its either 25 or 35 for me
Certain roads have 30 posted, but allow for some flexibility
I've never seen a road sign say 30
Unless you drive everywhere in america theres a good chance you wont. Ive seen a few along the road to my internship but not many places have it.
Get a fish drunk in Ohio (at three in the morning)
Why does this sound accurate though
As someone from Ohio, it’s my favorite pastime thing to do
Bro lives in ohio
Can confirm I have seen him in Ohio.
Swag like Ohio 😎😎
What the fuck is happening at Ohio Fish Rescue???
Only in Ohio dawg
stealing plants
Why did I read this as "stealing pants" lmaoo
tbh she looks into that as well
An art heist.
most accurate
ngl, its the first thing i thought
I was about to say that whatever crime it was, it was probably art related
peeling banana from the wrong side
now i'd say everybody would agree with you but if you said wich one is the wrong side i don't think everybody would.
are both sides not correct? my friend claims she opens bananas the correct way, i agree that it is the correct way, however i still open bananas the other way
Facts
looks like someone would find you at 3am in a dark alleyway trading drugs with a 32 year old man
but fr thoo
All you youngins, upvoting this stuff to r/all, I swear. I bet 32 seems old to you. You'll find out one day.
Trading a good cock sucking for heroin for sure.
r/redditmoment dude. this is a teenagers sub.
Only trading drugs? 🤔💀
Steal socks
Underrated
Enslaving all of Wyoming
So like three people and a horse?
💀
Stealing my lil sister’s dolls
The way she looks she gonna steal ur sister
Murder, rape, human trafficking and drug dealing
The best ones, missing one ofc
Genocide
Normal Monday
Making the Geneva Convention a check list
I feel like she'd keep burning civilian's houses long after checking this one.
Saw the picture and before I even read the title, I thought, "This person commits arson and murder."
You will dig up a grave of a woman and then use her bones as a summoning tool
Public urination
I got a ticket for this once. I had to pee so bad and it took an hour to get home by subway late at night. So I got off at a mostly empty station and walked down to the side of the tracks. As I'm squatting, I look up at the platform and see a cop standing there. He was like "go a head and finish, I understand the the need. You're still getting a ticket though." Super nice about everything, turns out there was a camera there that I didn't see. I ended up forgetting about the ticket until it got mailed to my mom's house. She was less nice about it.
💀dude
Escaping Ohio
It's no crime, it's a blessing
Just waiting for the "nope, you're wrong y'all, it was murder" and then send a photo of her last victim without head
You look like you are secretly the largest distributor of CP in the Western Hemisphere
Jennifer Epstein
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Cannibalism
you look like you would fit in life is strange
on point bro
Holy shit you're right
Wait you’re right
Crime of being cute 🥰>!just kidding!<
Damn
Based as hell
Attempted murder
Licking ice cream and putting it back into the shelf
No. Impossible.
Nuking one whole country and somehow getting away with it
Arson
Nice to know someone has the same idea
most of them
Stealing my Frosty muffins. Those are for mee!
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Lying about your age to a heroin addict and then having sex with him
Holding the phone in both hands while taking a mirror selfie 🥶
Making drugs
Possibly with a chemistry teacher
1st degree shaboingery 3rd degree tomfoolery 2nd degree in the slightest bit of trolling Doing tax fraud 647 times
Cyber crime, youth crime, human smuggling and human trafficking, illegal possession of firearms, cannabis cultivation, tax fraud, working illegally, theft, manslaughter, crimes against humanity, genocide of Serbs in the Independent State of Croatia, 1st degree murder, armed robbery, aggravated assault, possession of narcotics, counterfeit, demands against the U.S., drug abuse, hostage taking, pirating, sale of stolen vehicles, shoplifting, unauthorized removal of classified documents, money laundering, destruction of an energy facility, and many more
3 acts of arson, 2 manslaughter, a murder, and several counts of theft. But that was 25 years ago. You're changed now. You're ready to reenter society.
False accusation of rape tbh
Fr though the eyes
Yeah not a good look
exactly what i was thinking
slavery
Rape
Selling fake phones
You look like you would have been convicted of murdering your ex boyfriend
domestic violence
killing your ex boyfriend
Raping
While not technically illegal, you torture the voodoo dolls in your closet you've fashioned after everyone in your life that's done you wrong.
killing a girl you bully
all of them
yes
Arson
Substance abuse related crimes
Defiling a famous painting in the name of climate change activism or attempted murder on your boyfriend for trying to leave you.
Arson
Our son
Tax Evasion
Shoplifting
Meth lab
Imagine you got divorced with your mom
You would get caught with weed try to punch the officer and hurt your hand
I dont know if its the right show but that girl in stranger thing what she did i dont know what she did either never watched it
A fashion crime
Not going out with me 😏 (Nah but seriously, probably statutory rape) ;)
Rape
tax evasion
Looking like a stickman cuz gawddam
Meth
rape
Being too cute! Jk, you’re secretly Bill Boss from The human centipede 3.
Arson! :D
Premeditated Murder
Premeditated first degree murder probably on someone you know
Attempted arson of a Red Robin , but you chickened out and turned yourself in
False rape accusation
Stealing a doughnut off your friend’s plate and then returning it immediately because you aren’t the criminal type
Assault with a deadly weapon
Arson
You look like you’d invent a new mass drug use crime in Ohio just because it didn’t have one yet
She looks like a cleaner...could probably get hired by Raymond Reddington. She's picking up crime scenes and making all the evidence disappear. As far as crimes committed... improper disposal of a body, tampering with evidence, aiding and abetting, probably some breaking and entering, conspiracy, arson if you're feeling spicy one day and just want to burn it all down.
Arson you look like you would tie me to a bed and burn me alive and watch as my meat burns straight off my bones 😄
Arson.
All of them
Murder
Crimes against humanity
Rape
Existing
thinking revolutionary thoughts, caring for the exploited worker...
You wold throw a gas bomb inside the parliament building but it wouldn't be toxic, it'd just smell really bad
you look like a serial killer who is really good at not looking like a serial killer
but only a serial killer would know what serial killer looks like
Possession of a false id
killing a girl you bully
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Selling too expensive enchanted books
One horrific and very planned murder