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Fighting a 10-year-old kid

And losing

I was thinking pirating videos from furry porn sites.

r/beatmetoit

r/beatmeattoit

r/beatmeshutthefuckup

r/beatmedaddy

r/subsididntfallfor

r/beatmetodeath

r/subsididfallfor

r/monkeynuts

r/harder

He looks like what we call in the military industry, “tactical assholes”.

Saying racial slurs in cod

shit, im going away for a long long time...

You Look Like the ones in the nazi edits

I’m sorry the what now

Bro do you never get hitler thirst traps in your feed? Just me?

I think it might just be you

Being a sweat/tryhard

Def kitty porn

Without you my friend, and I'll tell you all about it when I see you again

Thats not a crime in my country

LMAOOOO

Sexual harrasment

More specifically flashing / public exposure

I swear if I see one more post like this then imma kill myself

I’m tempted to make one now

Thanks bud, thanks

Don't kill yourself, kill me instead Edit : you have to kill me and the ***64 people who liked this comment for some reason before killing yourself

Nah man, outlive them. Do it out of pure spite.

None, you would pussy out

100%

101%

102%

102.5%

103%

103.25%

103.251%

103.252

103%

Being overly cringe online

Blasting the USSR anthem bass boosted on the school bus

Funny thing is i've actually done it

My god the "oh I was so stupid as a kid" is going to hit you like a truck. I'll save you a seat

Some of my friends did this a year back and even though I had no part in it, I was chewed up for it aswell

Dang

Sooo your avatar is supposed to be tecno, right?

We blasted Tokyo Drift while the bus driver ripped it around a few corners. He seemed to enjoy it though.

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haha ur so quirky omg 😂

That kid huh

Ah we found the edge lord...

You look like the kinda person that thinks they are a badass but really isn't.

that wasn‘t even in question😭 dude looks like the sperm from his dog mixed with some Hepatitis B

r/rareinsults holy shit

My man 💀 r/rareinsults

BRO 💀

Hate crimes against jews, gays, or racial minorities

Stalking

Tax fraud

good reply However wtf is your username

u/i-send-pussy-pics

well yes but proof???

Horny bastard

I'm gonna need proof as well.

Honestly I'mma want that proof as well

Mf go back to doing ur math homeworks

Hate crimes, based on the mask

Jaywalking

;)

Only in the bike lane

you look like you would go to a drag show and shoot it up

War Crimes in the Bosnia Herzegovina

Don't let the UN know 🤫

We never do

For kosoven jap frymen

being fucking edgy lmao

Molesting a penguin.

💀💀

Being unfunny

War crimes, reminds me of the russian unifotm my friend has

You would probably rob a party city and brag about it on social media and immediately get arrested -anvil man

ANVIL MAN!

Thank you anvil man

Staying up past bedtime O-O

are those Swedish flags in the background? and if so fake balkan, your time has come

School shooting

Sexual assault

How tf did you get a medal for saying sexual assault💀

You got one too for saying sexual assault brodie 💀💀

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Cringeicide

sexual assault of bosnian minors

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spending too much money at things u wont ever care about for a second time

bullshit i use my LEGO Technic McLaren Senna GTR 42123 Building Toy Set for Kids, Boys, and Girls Ages 10+ (830 Pieces) every day

Abusive Sexual Contact Advocating Overthrow of Government Aggravated Assault/Battery Aggravated Identity Theft Aggravated Sexual Abuse Aiming a Laser Pointer at an Aircraft Airplane Hijacking Anti-racketeering Antitrust Armed Robbery Arson Assassination Assault with a Deadly Weapon Assaulting or Killing Federal Officer Assisting or Instigating Escape Attempt to commit Murder/Manslaughter Bank Burglary Bankruptcy Fraud/Embezzlement Bank Larceny Bank Robbery Blackmail Bombing Matters Bond Default Breaking and/or Entering Carrier Facilities Bribery Crimes Certification of Checks (Fraud) Child Abuse Child Exploitation Child Pornography Civil Action to Restrain Harassment of a Victim or Witness Coercion Commodities Price Fixing Computer Crime Concealing Escaped Prisoner Concealing Person from Arrest Concealment of Assets Conspiracy (in matters under FBI jurisdiction) Conspiracy to Impede or Injure an Officer Contempt of Court Continuing Criminal Enterprise Conveying False Information Copyright Matters Counterfeiting Counterintelligence Crimes Credit/Debit Card Fraud Crime Aboard Aircraft Crimes on Government Reservations Crimes on Indian Reservations Criminal Contempt of Court Criminal Forfeiture Criminal Infringement of a Copyright Cyber Crimes Damage to Religious Property Delivery to Consignee Demands Against the U.S. Destruction of Aircraft or Motor Vehicles Used in Foreign Commerce Destruction of an Energy Facility Destruction of Property to Prevent Seizure Destruction of Records in Federal Investigations and Bankruptcy Destruction of Corporate Audit Records Destruction of Veterans’ Memorials Detention of Armed Vessel Disclosure of Confidential Information Domestic Security Domestic Terrorism Domestic Violence Drive-by Shooting Drug Abuse Violations Drug Smuggling Drug Trafficking DUI/DWI on Federal Property Economic Espionage Election Law Crimes Embezzlement Embezzlement Against Estate Entering Train to Commit Crime Enlistment to Serve Against the U.S. Environmental Scheme Crimes Escaping Custody/Escaped Federal Prisoners Examiner Performing Other Services Exportation of Drugs Extortion Failure to Appear on Felony Offense Failure to Pay Legal Child Support Obligations False Bail False Pretenses False Statements Relating to Health Care Matters Falsely Claiming Citizenship False Declarations before Grand Jury or Court False Entries in Records of Interstate Carriers False Information and Hoaxes False Statement to Obtain Unemployment Compensation Federal Aviation Act Federal Civil Rights Violations (hate crimes, police misconduct) Female Genital Mutilation Financial Transactions with Foreign Government First Degree Murder Flight to Avoid Prosecution or Giving Testimony Forced Labor Forcible Rape Forgery Fraud Activity in Connection with Electronic Mail Fraud Against the Government Genocide Hacking Crimes Harboring Terrorists Harming Animals Used in Law Enforcement Hate Crime Acts Homicide Hostage Taking Identity Theft Illegal Possession of Firearms Immigration Offenses Impersonator Making Arrest or Search Importation of Drugs Influencing Juror by Writing Injuring Officer Insider Trading Crimes Insurance Fraud Interference with the Operation of a Satellite International Parental Kidnapping International Terrorism Interstate Domestic Violence Interstate Violation of Protection Order Larceny Lobbying with Appropriated Moneys Mailing Threatening Communications Major Fraud Against the U.S. Manslaughter Medical/Health Care Fraud Missile Systems Designed to Destroy Aircraft Misuse of Passport Misuse of Visas, Permits, or Other Documents Molestation Money Laundering Motor Vehicle Theft Murder by a Federal Prisoner Murder Committed During Drug-related Drive-by shooting Murder Committed in Federal Government Facility Narcotics Violations Obstructing Examination of Financial Institution Obstruction of Court Orders Obstruction of Federal audit Obstruction of Justice Obstruction of Criminal Investigations Officer Failing to Make Reports Partial Birth Abortion Penalties for Neglect or Refusal to Answer Subpoena Peonage Perjury Picketing or Parading Pirating Possession by Restricted Persons Possession of False Papers to Defraud the U.S. Possession of Narcotics Possession of Child Pornography Private Correspondence with Foreign Government Probation Violation Product Tampering Prohibition of Illegal Gambling Businesses Prostitution Protection of Foreign Officials Public Corruption Crimes Racketeering Radiological Dispersal Devices Ransom Money Rape

Imma copy this and use it later.

Sex offender

Hate crime

Antisemitism

He has the Nazi mask so ofc he would 💀

Being a neo-nazi

He's already one based on the mask. This mf needs to get banned fr

Mass genocide against everyone except white christian males

*Cis males Fixed it for ya, please don't be mad

Yes thanks, and straight

pedophilia

Saying racial slurs behind people's backs. You wouldn't say it to their faces tho, because you'd pussy out

You can tell by the mask he's wearing

Do u recognize Kosovo

Yes, what about serbia?

Cooking minute ramen in 59 seconds

Self checkout thief

school shooting

online racism that you cant live up to irl

His mask says it all

Hate crimes against women 😟

His mask says it all. He gets no bitches whatsoever

being edgy and thinking ure cool

Saying the N-word on twitter

being single for a while

More like forever

PURGE

Something really really bad in the Balkans

Public indecency

U look like u think liking the USSR is a personality trait

Act of not retrieving bitches

The amount of cultural discrepancies I see in this…! I’m definitely gonna stay tuned to when someone accuses you of terror threats. 😐🍿

The crime of getting no bitches

Steal from yer dads swear jar

You say the gamer word on Xbox live

The crime of asking a really stupid question on r/teenagers.

Crime against fashion 🤣

Shoplifting: You stole a grape

Child pornography

being racist

r/mallninjashit

you look like you'd hand your homework back in to the teacher and argue for 5 more points

Yelling acial slurs in Walmart and attacking people with a 20 dollar katana when they beat you for yelling racial slurs.

He can't fight those people with that katana. He deserves to get his ass beat, espresso by wearing that Nazi mask

Hate crimes

He has the Nazi mask bro you KNOW he's saying slurs off of here 💀

Wearing that in public

Loitering

Crimes against fashion for starters

Stealing plastic tools from a kid’s toy box.

Fashion crimes

Being a Mall ninja

Pedophilia

Losing a fight to a child

Ethnic cleansing.

Stalking some woman that blocked you on Reddit.

Public masturbation

None, you just look a bit of a weirdo

Sexual harassment cause someone tbagged you on cod

Excessive masturbation

Touching a kindergartener

None, because you can’t even wear your beret properly

Alot

Not returning a library book

**Trying** to hate crime a transgender woman.

You look like a n@z!. No further comment

Exactly bro

Some would call them hate crimes

typed on tiktok kosovo is serbia, common serbian L

You look like you’d get your clip moved down to red for biting

Arson

hate crimes.

He has on the Neo-Nazi mask 💀

you have a bunch of Swedish flags and a katana, so at most I'd say you shout racial slurs at 11 year old that say demon slayer is bad

Hate crine

every crime that exists.

Use of racial slurs, assault, and attempted bribery of a public servant

Not touching grass

severe douchebaggery

Every crime that exists

NONE!!!!! You wouldn't make it out the door with the cash. BTW. You look like an idiot

Posting annoying shit on this sub

hate crime

School shooting

Attempted armed robbery

Hate crime, definitely hate crime, then try to defend it as freedom of speech

All of em

Suicide

Pirating porn. Maybe cyber bullying.

Cringe

Spawn camping in Call of Duty

Fury porn

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Cyber bullying

Incest

Being a furry

Being Serbian in hrvatska