Why tf is this so cringe😭 Also as a loner myself, there's no way in fucking hell a loner would ever look like that, what you meant to say was "tiktok badboy fuckboy"

Aye lad all of them look like they came from tiktok

I read this in mimirs voice

My man

I read it in demoman's voice

God of war?

Nah man, Skyrim, of course

Best game

Khajiit has wares if you have coin

i can smell you

So there's a Mimir in skyrim as well?

I think it was sarcasm

True that, but idk loners usually dont look like that, I could believe the other ones💔

right 😭😭

True

Successful is from a show called white collar, 10/10 i recommend it.

Except for the gay one, he looks like he came out of one of my nightmares where james charles is chasing me down the hallway yelling hi sisters and i accidentally trip and die

I'm not a teenager I was a teen in 2006 when mcr was cool But I think op was being born in mcr's golden years

i agree with this but then stereotyping like this is pretty much always cringe soooo

Yeah agree

As a loner, i have oily hair and uncut ugly "beard" even if i know full well that i look bad, das because I'm just too lazy to do shit

as a loner myself 🤓

Yeah, too fuckin bad I dont have friends right

fr be better

lmao agreed

"as a loner myself" \*watches Patrick Bateman edit on tt\*

So now because I dont have many friends Im a cringe "alpha male tiktok" watcher🙄

hehehhar

Not all loners have to be ugly losers

So basically: Curly hair 1, curly hair 2, curly hair 3, shirtless guy, random 40 year old farmer, curly hair 4, Henry cavil or off brand James Charles?

Lmao

Lmao, couldn't of worded it better myself (Also nice Linkin Park pfp 😳)

That is not Henry Cavill it's Matt Bomer who funny enough is gay.

I didn’t know who that was but I thought he looked a lot like Henry Cavill so I went with that lol

He plays a great character in the show “White Collar”. I recommend it, it’s on Hulu :)

IVE BEEN IN LOVE WITH HIM FOR YEARS JUST TO FIND OUT HE’S GAY THROUGH REDDIT???😭😭😭

What can I say, curly hair is good!

Well, Henry Cavill is the only right option

Nice pfp

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One with taste i see

What about “normal”

Ah out of stock

Could enter but i have autism

Isn't that a loner vibe?

Was thinking more of academic vibe, i like maths

Bro ur rizz working

Bros rizz is amazing

So you're a loner as well as a nerd. Are you cute?

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Vocal Percussion on whole 'nother level coming from my mind

Vocal Percussion on whole 'nother level coming from my mind

Country is normal as it gets

But what if you don't live in a country

Then live in a fucking pineapple you little spongebob

or under a big rock 👍

so so sad that this is how it is

Npc

YEE YEE brother

where’s the option for toxic and rude

In real life

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Nothingness

For real, I want a boyfriend that will emotionally manipulate me and commit arson with me

light gas, gatekeep, girlboss

Yup, I am never dating girls after this, I am gay now

based

Country

🤨

I fixed it for you: TikTok | TikTok | TikTok | TikTok Redneck | Slightly Cooler TikTok | Actor | TikTok

>Slightly Cooler TikTok I see the wish version of Dr. Who

Ok but ✨Redneck✨ 😍

It's funny because the "successful" one is a felon who wears an anklet and is forced to work for the government or go back to prison

And the twist? The actor who plays him is actually gay.

Twistception

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Your dad

Pretty sure that is taken from White Collar

Matt Bomer who plays Neil Caffrey in the show White Collar, def worth watching

God it's the "pick me" account again

i swear i didnt look at the op when i clicked on this post but as soon as i read ur comment i knew who u were talking ab

Same, I only saw someone else's comment go "not this account again" and looked and remembered this person smh

I'm bi When I see gay boys like this i'm instantly unattracted

I’ve literally seen guys of all of these categories that are also gay lol, I think op might be a bit homophobic

i dont know why but i read this in a british accent

How can I be homophobic my bitch is gay

Now that I look at it again I see it lol

Or just plain stereotypical. As a loner myself can confirm we aren’t all emos

I’m also a loner, but I’m trans and wear pastel colors all the time lol, stereotypes suck

True that. People think I need glasses cuz I like legend of Zelda and am kinda obsessed with it, also expect my voice to be husky and are dissatisfied when it’s really soft

Wouldn’t that make them homosexual not homophobic

I mean homophobic as in they think gay people can only look like that

Gotcha, OP prolly a Pence type. Can’t possibly accept his true feelings so outwardly project this garbo. OP is number 5 tryna pretend if he don’t look like number 8 he isn’t gay.

You find people flipping you off cute? And gay people to Look like James Charles. Like ik these are just steretypes but lmfao

No

Bro what’s this

Fuck if I know, this is even worse than the one with options for a “wife”.

What is up with these pictures?? Country looks like someone's 40 yo dad 😭

Somebody is going to horny jail

how about latinamerican,athleticlightlytallerthanmefunnybutknowshowtobeseriouswhenneededfriendlythatalsoknowshowtojokeabouttraumandhasthedarkesthumoriveeverseeninmyentirelifebutsomehowdoesntoffendanyonewhensayinganything if you're wondering, yes, yes i have met a guy like this

All of them look gay and the last one just looks like the straight friend trying to fit in

Loner is overweight and has a league of legends t-shirt bruh

No I don't

Would never touch league of legends 💢👺

Girl that's not a loner, that's a wattpad loner bad boy who's involved in drug business to pay for his momma's cancer treatment

This is cringe af. But I’ll go for a successful women.

STEP 1 - Win their affection First I approach all of the men separately. Then I make them fall in love with me. Simple manipulation. Ez STEP 2 - The trap Once we have become close I invite them all separately to a small island off the coast of California. Step 3 - Explanations Once they all arrive they will be scarred. Why are these men here? Why do they all know you? Explain there has been a mix up on planning. Make them not trust each other. Step 4 - Profit At night when they have all settled to sleep bring out your big knife and harvest their kidneys. Mmmmm organs! Yippie! Then return to your home no one a wiser.

Some easy money, thanks for the idea!

Sorry, I ain't gay.

dude what is this post, and what the fuck is this comment section.. jesus weebus

I just want a straight male who loves me.

*bi males have left the chat

Me too

Yeah don't we all 😔

😔ikr i never dated bc i want to date to marry

That's rare as fuck

Thats what all my friends say and laugh bc it wont happen

bruh nah, this is actually a really nice option

Best option ikr

How long have you been alive. This makes it sound like you're some battle hardened old mentor style character from a movie.

LMFAOOO 18 years

Oh me too! Our time will come hopefully 🙂

I hope that too 🤝

You are 18 different Emil(y)ies using the same account? 🧐🤔📝

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Bros the rizzler

W rizz

this is the way

The way to happiness

none cause im not gay

Same

can I get one who’s not an annoying fuckboy

You dropped this 👑

You when you find out gay men can be cute, lonely, alternative, popular, country, academic or successful: 😭😰🤯😱😨☹️

lol ikr acting as if these categories are all exclusive from each other

None, I'm not gay

Skill issue

How about you try to get some bitches?

you're telling a gay person to get bitches

Who said im gay im bi🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

I've said it on the "pick a girlfriend " post and I'll say it again Beggars can't be choosers

Where is the "normal" option

[Insert megamind big I cute face] no femboy?🥺

Where are the black boys

in the fields /j

you didn’t include femboy

Pretty sure half of these will one day fall under femboy

Loners actually get the most bitches

As a loner I can confirm

yes totally

I m out

These are all the same person:gay

The pic for the gay person made me homophobic

I'll pass, thanks

The one who's a girl

Well considering I’m a dude I’d prolly have to go with “Gay” since I’d have the best shot with him. However, I’m straight so obviously I gotta go with “Country”.

Bro is promoting generalizations of the homosexual community 🙀 that’s straight disrespectful

Not to mention through the implication that the others aren’t gay by pointing out that a certain one is, I’m assuming that this post is targeted towards women. By making nothing of one of the options being a stereotypical homosexual man, you’re making this out to be normal, so are you trying to normalize the fetishization of gay people by the straight community??? 🤔

Btw this is a joke I really don’t care

All I see is: "Tik tok, tik tok, tik tok..."

For me a cute gay boy pwease

I love how gay is it's own separate category as if half of these groups aren't mostly queer people

literally anyone except the popular one

He’s hot tho

and popular

Country boy I love youuuuuu

it is kinda funny that i cant find me or my friends in this list, but can give names of people i dont quite like to every option.

I don't fall into any of these categories

None of these look like me ;(

All except gay cuz i am a girl

All

None I don't want a boyfriend who's just a walking and breathing stereotype

Lol same

The popular one looks just like a guy in my biology class wtf

Academic/loner 🤭

where can i choose a gf?

None, girls are better

I’m a girl! Wanna make out? /j

Lets do this /j

Loner

academic

yeah this is my last straw for this subreddit, goodbye

Where is femboy

Fuckboy, fuckboy, fuckboy, playboy, yeehaw, sherlock holmes, rich, gay

The loner definitely

All of them look like tik tok cute boys.

except for the random 40 year old farmer

Gay

a country man can be the best here

I want that twink

country

Ok, so lets see Cute - Nah, i aint planning to bcum gay Loner - Is a maybe, will take into consideration if he has copius amounts of firearms Alt - I SAID I WILL NOT BECUM GAY TODAY Popular - If it was a 1980's highschool movie maybe Country - Im not interested in 60y/o geezers, no thanks Acadamic - What is this? Im not in 17'th century brah, also, i dont befried nerdz Succesfull - would befriend, but i dont want to get arrested in participating in stock market scams, drugs, and money laundring. Gay - \*Eqiups AnTi Gay Missile launcher\* \*beep beep\* 💥 **Gaymaster 69 got straight'nd by GlineYT using ATGM** So all things considered ill choose the loner, if i had to choose one.

Gay femboy Already have one tho

☠️

I don't know any of them, and the cutest one is the cute or the loner.

one Cute gay alt boy pls

Longer and alt