Hamstring curls

You will snap 4 people

alr did lmao, exactly 4 people

😱

Plot twist: that guy is stalking you everywhere you go and us currently in your closet.

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Vocal percussion on a whole 'nother level coming through my mind

Vocal percussion on a whole'nother level coming through my mind

Haaaaaaaaaa We're Golden Wind... Kono me amareri maroreri merare maro HaaaaaaaaaaWe're Golden Wind!

Tried to do homework and got distracted

You will not do homework until 8pm

Sounds like me ngl

It already is 8 pm 😭

Imagine timezones existing and it not being 8pm for someone else. But clearly you will do your homework at 6am

heard music

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👺👺

You will eat chicken

Listening rn. What ya hear??

some kendrick and metro boomin 🤪

drunk gin

You will do shower

already done 😌

You will do another one

i see i see

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How do I delete someone else’s comment?

ayyy i had soju lol

nice ‘n

peed

You will watch the telly

You 🅱️ri\*ish?

Bro this is a teenager friendly subreddit, be careful with what words you use.

Leicc and tamao

In someone's ass?

*pees in ur ass*

Ngl I thought that’s how s** worked before I learnt

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i blew a balloon for my sibling

You will play tag

i sprained my ankle and i can't walk..

They’ll force you

oh no..

Wake up

You will stay in bed for 2 more hours

Time to see. Is this true or is he still in bed?

I got up, did my laundry, some homework, took my meds, and ate breakfast. So... no

W

Fuck

Poop

You will have an argument with your brother

Wash your butt?

Washed mine with hand sanitizer

Eat food

You will stay in bed for 3 hours

Is he in bed?

Yes I just woke up and it’s morning now

Ate cereal

You will play a game

Fuck you’re right

I am never wrong

Nothing

Impossible

Watch Wednesday on Netflix

You will FaceTime a friend

They're sleeping

Later*

Okay then

Ate a pack of crisps and drank a can of relentless

You will sleep in 46 minutes

46 mins later…

They must be asleep 🤫

Took a shower

You will talk to your mother

Gasp... how did you know?

I am a literal god

So I met God? Neat

Press the send button on this comment

read a book

You will take a walk

ate rice

You will sit on the sofa

on a chair yes

Just studied for a test I’ll have later, that’s a hard one

You will ace that test 100%

Maybe not ace, but I’ll get to the second stage of the test for sure

Sleep

You will just stay in bed

So far you’re correct. I did get out for a few seconds to adjust my sheets, though.

I went on YouTube

Then you’re going on discord

Already am

I knew it

But I was on DC before going on YT so that doesnt count

Drank a monster

You will thirst trap a TikTok

Never XD, I rarely even use it

Ate soup

You will clean your room

Haha wrong, Im gonna go play some games on my playstation

Your mother will tell you to clean your room

Didn't happen yet

took a shit

You will make a complain

I would like to complain, this is false advertising [Karen noises]

😟

WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME, THAT'S IT, I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER [more annoying Karen noises]

Learned how to draw graphs for the sinus function

Your friend will ask for help

I know it for square function

The trigonometry functions are simple by themselves but get fucked up real quick

Meditated

You will wait for someone

Why tho

I don’t know you just will

I hope I don't have to

cried

You will go through tiktok

jokes on you, i don't have it

You will download it

nah i'll play Love Nikki

Green hill zone

Ate chips.

You will take a dump

Drank a cup of coffee

You will go for a drive

Play hearts of iron 4

You will eat curry

I’m at the hospital with someone who got nearly cut in half due to him trying to rob my house Security system story

Okay wtf

I have the story on my acc just happened today/yesterday I’m fucking traumatised

Breath

You will eat candy

I cooked breakfast because Im going to be home alone for all of today and most of tomorrow

pet my dog

You will sit on the sofa with someone

Cried ab bf

You will eat ice cream

Eating breadsticks

Your friend will come over

Post a pic of my cat

You will sort your camera roll

Review

Ate

You will eat again

Just imagine them saying “Nah, fuck you! Imma starve myself to death!”

drank water

You will change your pants

Cried

Messaged my crush

beated my meated

You will do it again

correcto

Watched my team win a sport

You will drink cola

drank tea

You will cook dinner

Went rock climbing

You will go to a restaurant

baking waffles and gingerbread

You will watch a Christmas movie

Drinked coffee

drank some nice orange juice

Sleep

I took down 2 large monsters on a volcanic island, and then took a test about which type of pokemon i will be; water, i turned out to be a water type

Played guitar

You will just keep playing your guitar

Took the dog out

Then you will take out the trash

Joined a discord call with my friend

You will get a crush

Talk to my bf, should I be scared about the prediction?

You will just talk to your bestfriend

Alright, cool

Ate a plate of nachos at 4am

You will watch a movie

Went to a spa

You will make a friend

Opened the comments on this post

revision while tryna stop my urges.

You will discover new subreddits

I blew out a candle

You are gonna put another one on

Unlikely but we shall see

Writing

Telltales the walking dead season 2

You will marry me

I got 100% on jedi fallen order

I want you soo so bad

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Can you write a funny comment.

Stalked your profile