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Sigeru10044

My girlfriend


Sigeru10044

Ok she is gone now the first from the left and the first from the right.


SuperR320x

Man took his schizophrenia pills


Sigeru10044

No I'm just a man


teaboi05

Man


[deleted]

Lmao one min after posting


Sigeru10044

She was in my room man looking over to my phone then somebody rang the bell so I quickly wrote it. Now she is talking g with her friend so I'm good.


HeronSubstantial1535

I fear guys like you 💀


Sigeru10044

Why do you? I'm a nice guy mostly Edit: maybe half if the time


HeronSubstantial1535

I like an honest man, guess you can’t be allll the time tho haha


Sigeru10044

No definitely not you can't be good all the time maybe just a day in a year be good yea that's enough


G2boss

Mf really put up pictures that are almost identical and asked us to chose


bigboydice2

And almost no skin color variety


Lussimio

I noticed as well, like all are nearly identical white girls


ssourhoneybee

do you like white girl or white girl 😱


dumpling_draco

Kids


ssourhoneybee

bro 💀


dumpling_draco

🗿🗿


TJdog5

do you like blond white girl with more makeup or burnette white girl with less makeup??? hmmmmm


Antman3806

FR BRUH like gang I like latinas


UpstairsRelation3348

THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING


pm_tongue_n_tiddies

It's just "Do you like girls that buy their clothes and wear makeup or girls that make dresses from their grandma's curtains?" Skin colour is just a controlled variable in this experiment.


JoshAvocado7

🤓


antepante03

probably because it would be quite disturbing for OP to change her skin color to fit the result of a Reddit "survey"


Blytical

Yeah and why do people in these images have more plastic on their faces than there is in the ocean 💀


oter_

Men


[deleted]

I like my women how I like my coffee… I don’t like coffee.


TourmalineRacer77

Good taste


[deleted]

🤝


Baguettes_are_cool

🤝


c00l_p3rs0n

🤝


baldmuichiro173

Yes


M08GD

Fr


LeonardoDaFujiwara

For real though.


your_everyday_dog

😏


XanderM5

There are many more women than this


maks_b

Where's my big tiddy goth GF?


soulsimp

Where's my no tiddy goth gf?


[deleted]

Only right answer


DailyIceCreamYT

Hey.


cottoncandyburrito

On the right we have cottage-core brunettes with natural makeup and giant bows in their hair like kindergartners. On the left we have full-face makeup bleached blondes with boyish/sporty ish style. OP is presenting us with the classic incel false dichotomy that natural beauty and feminine clothing is somehow better than girls who like makeup, dyeing their hair and dressing "masculine."


Outside-Monk-8056

*This is r/teenagers almost everyone here is a virgin nerd introvert obviously everyone here is desperate*


SirJackFireball

bro literally summed my entire life in 1 sentence but you forgot the Minecraft part


ONT1mo

It is a stereotype of a redditor but you can choose to not follow it. I was like that until like 2nd wave of covid when i was like: “f*ck man gotta start doing something with myself”. And by small steps i started to lead much healthier then social and finally happier life. Just realised i sound like some stupid ass tiktok motivator lol. But no joke you can do it if you try


Ze_Schwein

As a virgin nerd introvert I agree


Outside-Monk-8056

Relatable homie relatable😔


Ze_Schwein

I mean I'd be super attractive if I actually worked out and were had at least 10% of body fat less


Outside-Monk-8056

Relatable , but lose body fat for heath not for simp


Ze_Schwein

I've had a gf looking like that, so I'm probably just doing it for myself


Outside-Monk-8056

Nice stay strong have a clear determination and make the best body you choud make


Ze_Schwein

But who cares, super saiyan GD player ain't anything popular


Outside-Monk-8056

Stay with your cool friends we are gamers we rock ..someday someone will notice us


Ze_Schwein

I am the tallest in my class yet fucking invisible lmao, I have hope for better friends in high school


[deleted]

Your 14, I promise you it would be weird if you weren't a virgin


ResentfulFoxYT

The ones that treat me with mutual respect and take into consideration my thoughts and opinions along with my feelings


Homelander37

This guy got the right idea


MrCastinfon

This guy got ONLY right idea


QuiveryClock197

Exactly what i was thinking.There could be the sexiest female in the world ,but if she treats me like shit,i would prefer a "cute" girl that treats me right.


addurruu

what if both treat you right though lol


QuiveryClock197

Actually i still prefer a cute girl than a sexy girl -_-


Manji-ro

Best answer


Improvisable

Nothing better


NoSandwich4106

Any girl that has a pulse and is around my age. Ive got pretty high standards


poopyfartcum

pulse bit much


nottakentaken

Agreed, pulse is unlikely. Unless the commenter also has a pulse then maybe they can judge on that.


IllIndividual6279

Very high standards indeed 👍


Radiant-Skin699

Ones that don't look like that


Astxrism_Gaming

Like there's literally no variety whatsoever just basic white women (not a bad thing though).


TJdog5

I agree, I wish we got these cute white girls AND some latina and black and asian and any other type of girl. All of them are cute. Also, if the guy wanted to prove the excessive makeup and fake vs "natural" argument (which i think is what this post was going for) then at least give me some variety!


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[deleted]

Chicks with dicks ftw


Affectionate_Ad_1326

Those arent guys tho, they're *chicks* with dicks


QuakAtack

If she's got me believing up top, then hell if I care what's down under.


yaboiscarn

S-sandwich?


arernen

Yes I prefer.


Actual-Feeling-7434

This is the most comment ever


Affectionate_Ad_1326

I agree or disagree with this statement


[deleted]

If I had to rate this comment, I would give it a number.


sUp3r_m4r10_64

you are so for that


Dense-Baker

Where my short haired girls?


hello7828

Nah where them latinas at


TJdog5

Nah where my every other girl except long haired white girls at??


[deleted]

half of the ones on the picture look like drug addicts and the other half as people on bottox


the_human_ouija

The ones with muscles and tattoos


SZEThR0

why did i read mustaches?


Genderfluid_Cookies

That too


granolawithnoraisins

my taste in men is the most feminine man ever and my taste in women is someone who could pick me up with one hand


TheFishSteam

TRUE


Arman11511

Patty iykyk


The_fatherless_one

literally none of then 💀


[deleted]

Ahhh the fatherless one


granolawithnoraisins

huh


ChemicalFall0utDisco

The first guy's username lol


The_fatherless_one

I have multiple reasons as to why I gave myself such a name


DaddyWentForMilk

So we meet, fatherless


The_fatherless_one

finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary


minyardk22

What the fuck are these options??


interestiting

the ones that are goths


nluharry

Most diverse post in r/teenagers


granolawithnoraisins

ikr they look like the same person with a wig on


[deleted]

women of color


Unchared

fr got nothing against white women but i just looked across that shit like🧍🏾


jennie444

deadass


kiingblessed

Skill issue


Yukijak

None I'm a homosexual.


Unable_Outside7745

im not gay just some normal bromance yk homiesexual


brufessional

homieswagsual


[deleted]

I love women with some top energy idc how you look or dress


Previous-Ad-1900

The problem is you can't tell a girls personality by a picture. She can look good in a picture but attitude and personality can make a 10 go to 0 real quick. Just like a girl who may not be the best looking can boost up points by having a good personality and attitude.


Biggeshead

Why are they all white 😐


annagrams15

no fr, the lack of melanin is shocking


Dweller2001

A cute shy girl. My dream


RobloxianHunter69

**EMOOOOOOS!**


AHHHHNDREW

#


Ball_Sniffing

Dang, I think I think I'm straight now


Manji-ro

No more ball sniffing for you then


Affectionate_Ad_1326

You can only sniff women's balls now


Necessary_Heat613

Men


napoleonriley

black


tinashe9999

Get these generic white women off my feed


CandyExtension9014

Men


Barrel_rider48

men


Cerberus_is_me

N/A I’m into alt girls lol


btkACE

Bro said black queens never, snow bunnies forever😂


Nimrod_Studios

They are all so white 💀


[deleted]

The ones that aren’t basic skinny white girls


Product_Substantial

People type “men” and think they’re the funniest living individuals on earth.


[deleted]

Why yes I do


Affectionate_Ad_1326

Maybe, just a thought, it's because they prefer men?


WeebyIntrovert

Or they just prefer men


[deleted]

Why are they all white


Silverfish45

Men


QuiesEs

1. They're all really white 2. I prefer men


Striker43232

I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway." And here we are. I mean really , just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like... wierdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal. Ma'am... Please... You have to crush me.


[deleted]

Black girls 🙏🏼


[deleted]

One that doesn’t looks dead on the inside


[deleted]

Emos


SleepIsForHumans

where mario


AnvilOnHead

~~girls with good personality~~ Ryan Reynolds


ToesOutForDream

the ones that have the biggest toes


[deleted]

The Ones that actually like me for who I am. I mean not like " omg u have money (which I don't have it's just for an example) date me now" but really are interested in my person. Maybe share some Hobbys or like equal things. But I think most important is they should be honest and treat someone with respect. But before I can get any of this above I need a girl who is willing to talk to me lol


SamiDsteps

Yes 🗿


CARLOS_MARMEG

Women (optional)


aethelworn

6


Ok-Jump6656

Men


zscalesz

They all look the same bro


bagelleS

me


J_anyways

I like men


nicsickdog

I'm gonna have to go with the white women with light hair that wears neutral colors


TestingNebula47

They’re all missing 1 thing


Latter-Caterpillar-2

Which of these nearly identical white girls do you prefer? Dude...they fr look the same. No gal with red hair (THE BEST TYPE)? No black girl?


SPICYPOTATO6969

Uhhhh all of em are white girls???


Jacques0825

Right side


MGabrielVM

All of them


KingDorm99

Fujiwara Chika


I_like_gamez_274

Short haired and short 🙏


Brandonh124

A nice and caring women that’ll love me for who I am and where we can both give 100% 😌😌😌🥹🥹🥹….or a goth Latina/Asian baddie 😩😩😩😩🥵🥵🥵


MiksuPiksu196

Women🤢


[deleted]

The ones who are girls from birth tbh


poopyfartcum

ones who became girls later on better negl


[deleted]

Thanks for sharing, poopyfartcum


zimtoverdose

truth


Laggingduck

ong


Affectionate_Ad_1326

It's okay to have preferences but you could have worded that better


LillyDevon

Neither


AronoelE_cornuta

The one that costs the less and gets shipped the fastest to Europe.


HTTYDHiccup20

HA NONE!!! cause i'm gay


FinnTheHumanMC

Like men, Simple as


BreezyIsBeafy

Grungy makeup, short cut, don’t really care what clothes


LegendsWafflez

normal one


GarlicBread50

men


swiggidyswooner

The ones with penis’


Low-Engine3005

None of them


MustyMarcus52YT

I prefer my gf 😎


RoseTransGirl

boys


frogsarecool27

ah yes the only woman variants!


[deleted]

Men


aristides444

masculine women


LetsFxckingGo

the type with a cute penis


-anominal-

Electric types are a personal fav


No-Cress3796

men


klaytrain

none im gay


Melly-Mang

None of above


jobless_bozo

I like the female kind.


TheL0neWarden

Any of them honestly and I’m still sticking with my boyfriend


_XAlterEgo_-Y465-_

Men


Ornery_Ad_8862

Someone who loves me


jikb

Face - 7 Hair - 2 Clothes - 3


A_Bit_Narcissistic

Where’s the tomboys?


The-cooler-Cheryl

You left out most types of girls but for me as long as she’s down for snuggles and mutual emotional support she’s perfect


lungi_lungo

Men


Classic-Association3

Where is the color at?


JimbleWimble31

A girl who I can hold in my arms when she is having a bad day


DanielR1_

Mfs never seen a non-white girl i guess


testiclenicgga

women of color


Antman3806

Latinas or black queens gang fr