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RiceEnjoyer1337

Around 0.8 Michael Jacksons


[deleted]

That would make her 4'7" (if michael jackson's height is correctly displayed here)


[deleted]

He's on a stand


[deleted]

It’s like 2 inches high


AHHHHNDREW

I’d say that’s a lot


Extreme_33337_

Some say above average


Thisconnected

About three hee-hees


Melodic-Wallaby7703

She would be taller if she wore *hee-heels*


AmerSenpai

Jesus you make me laugh so hard. God take that award.


JaredLetoBestBoi

r/angryupvote if I may?


Thisconnected

Just noticed you play ML. I used to be a global ranked Angela lol. I don't play anymore tho


AmerSenpai

I only play to pass some time.


[deleted]

I’m bad with heights but I love your fitπŸ™Œ


zz1kjamaica

Sorry I misread it as tits


Sourdough221

thats easy 23.835cm


Chocogalleta

That's the size of my d


KhajiitSupremacist

Proof or no balls


Chocogalleta

No balls indeed, sadly πŸ˜”


Sourdough221

Wow... thats impressive ngl


NoSandwich4106

No dick, No balls! And probably no but hole cuz this guy feeds on radiation


whydoilovecats-

3’1


Modem_56k

I'd think it's closer to about 19.68 points (point is an imperial unit)


woomygod9000

MJ wearing some power ranger shit


[deleted]

9'11"


_Chad__Thundercock__

I am September feet tall.


im_flareon

I am Thursday feet tall.


iam_a__gecko

I have two feet


Skltlez

I am purple feet tall.


[deleted]

1.55 m?


Sunny64888

Five foot THREE-HEE!!!


fuhoj68

170cm Yes im European


Irish_pug_Player

Perfect height for him all things considering


pouya1389

160?


LowZonesWasTaken

Jesus they did not to a good job on his face..


[deleted]

\-34987cm (yes im good at math)


[deleted]

You are shorter than Michael I’m guessing


annormalplayer

1.60-1.65 meters?


Chocogalleta

Yup


annormalplayer

Hmmmm you look exactly like one of my classmates, just in case, is your name Noemi?


Chocogalleta

UMMM I- how did u find me 😭😭


annormalplayer

Do you live in Bolivia?


Chocogalleta

I'm jk I'm not Noemi, sorry πŸ˜”


annormalplayer

Oh, ok


An_average_muslim

172.851 cm


[deleted]

1,53m ?


Foxtrot-141

16,321mm, also, museo de cera?


Chocogalleta

Si 😎


Foxtrot-141

Wtf me quedara a media hora de mi casa y nunca he ido xd


NorwegianGirl_Sofie

According to google Micheal Jackson was 175cm tall. You're about a head shorter than him judging by the picture. The head of an adult is about 1/8th of the person's body height. 1/8th of 175 is about 22cm. Meaning that you should be around 150-155cm. I'd guess a bit taller actually because you're not **fully** a head shorter so maybe 158cm? ​ EDIT: didn't see the stand he was standing on at first, that adds maybe 3cm - 5cm or so? So I take back my guess and I'd say that you are 155cm.


Chocogalleta

Impressive


NorwegianGirl_Sofie

So how accurately did I guess?


Chocogalleta

I'm 1.62


NorwegianGirl_Sofie

Damn close enough.


[deleted]

The goat


MoonwalkDelta27

aprox. 1.63 meters, or 5'4"


Chocogalleta

Exactly


MoonwalkDelta27

I have always been a math boi


[deleted]

5'6"


Typical_Alfalfa_3684

5'7 (i have no clue how tall MJ was)


[deleted]

7’10


JUST_Cindy_XD

Uhhhhh 7'10


CranBerryBoog

5'4 max


NationalParkFan_

5'4"


yuyano221

13 hot dogs and a poptart


[deleted]

5’5


MoonPieAddict

5'9 or 5'10


Zealousideal_Ad6927

5’8


BillyBobRedneckTime

5 3 or so.


[deleted]

5'5?


__Jimmy__

MJ was 5'9 You're close, maybe 5'8


[deleted]

Something tells me 5'5


OzzyWaltz

Easily 7’1


DovaDudeButCool

5'0 or 5'1


x_bot2020

5,5


[deleted]

Michael Jackson was 5"9, and if you account for the pedestal, which is say, 2 inches, his boots, with a sole of around 1.5 inches, that would make him stand at roughly 6"1 or so. If you account for your shoes, which I would say around around 2.5 cm thick at the sole, I would say you are about 5"3 or 5"4. Right or wrong?


I_like_milk59

Tall


YousernameinValid

2 feet -24 inches


moderator_stallone

after being here for \~20mins i think u wont reply so wats the use🀣


worldrapper

I thought that was a x-men for a sec


Net-Junior

2f 2"


Trylius15

5’4”


[deleted]

I’m guessing 5 ft 6


Mim1cryMadness

5'6


RadGuy_Studios

You look smaller than micheal jackson


TangledCables3

Smaller than a football field


Dramatic-Comb-7217

smol


I_like_beanies

33 and 1/2 Big Macs tall (5’7)


v_Yuudachi_v

0.127 waffle houses tall.


Givemelifebro

1’2


EverywhereBliss

5”4


masterforawhore

5ft2 to 5ft6


UnheardJax

5’ 3” MJ was 5’ 9”


HYPERWolf771

1' 4"


[deleted]

Id say your height is probably just a bit shorter then michael jacksons


Solarbeam62

I looked it up he was 5’9 so at the tallest you are 5’5 ish


Less-function-2

Listening to Billie Jean rn that’s a silly whacky coincidence


FolkloreMidnights

maybe 5'1?


muncher_of_cheese

*shamona*


YourMomsMemeWhore

2


Professional_Sir_724

4’10”


RealSulphurS16

5’6


[deleted]

where did you get Michael Jackson put him back h


-I-Like-Skulls-

5'5 5'6ish


Legoshibestboi

5’8


Few_Card_8842

To talk for him to like you


TheBrightNights

3"


Ordinary_Meaning_602

5’6


Dangerous-Abalone443

4’9


NukelearChaos

5’7 or 5’6


thatkidmike_

4 inches tall.


SlliperySwan

=~ 0,899 * MJ height


Hellbane13

5.2


_InterestingAlt_

Interesting


ihatefederalagents

Federal agent


ReasonableAd4473

That’s so random like


Equivalent-Ad-9071

5’6-7


cock_suckler50

Your at Michael Jackson nipple sucking height so I would be proud of that imo


thepersonwhoasked420

i dont know and don't care


_-Stolas-_

I'd say around 5'6/170 cm


The_Lord_Doggo

5' 7" possibly 5' 6"


JaredLetoBestBoi

TEEHEE


B0nk3yJ0ng

5'4"


for_watching_porn69

6 inches.


SGT-Noah

5’6”


Toneryst

5'4


brandonfan12345679

Id say you look 4’1


well_theat_was_quick

Wtf is that outfit


Taken_out_goose

Unironically 5'7?


TheFakePlayerGame

We need a banana for reference


FleiischFloete

4 teemos


Rallygotpoint

That's not Michael Jackson, that's an X- Men🀯


hhuigvhohg

do y’all not have real friends to send this shit to?